"I am a foreign alien."
"I would say you're wrong as we look the same as other people but…"
"So I am right!"
"Shut up!! I didn't agree!"
"You did!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-uh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-uh!"
"God dammit I'll make you kiss your own ass!!!!!!!"
"That's not allowed."
Selena's face told another story.
"What do you mean that's not allowed?!"
"Well–"
The door opened and the masked intruder stood.
"..."
-_-
"What?"
The masked intruder.
"Why did he ask that again?"
"How should I know? He does whatever."
"My past self did not know what kind of work I'd be doing now…" A small, short sob echoed silently.
"Eh shaddup."
"Hey." Derek frowned.
The masked intruder, they had forgotten about, was silently watching.
The mask, black with two eye holes and a few breathing holes. Like that of a certain serial killer's mask.
Carved onto that mask were lines looking similar to a plant.
That guy would call it a gilded item.
Not like she cared that much.
However it's a gift from him, so it has small meaning.
She knocked on a wall, their bickering ending.
A gesture to follow.
"Executive aboos I swear. Why am I not an executive? I'm one of the older members…"
At this moment, Selena died while crying internally.
The masked intruder shrugged and walked to what he asked her to do.
The silent trudging behind her seemed like two dead corpses.
With a turn of the corner, a cheekily labeled door named [stage] was there.
"Eh wait what."
With a seamless open, she turned around and shoved the two with rhythm.
"Gah–!"
Barely getting up, they looked at the masked intruder.
"Wha–! He said only that single once!"
She shrugged, closed the door, quickly barred it with a strange substance, and walked to the other side.
…Ignoring the cries and banging of the anguished.
"Why."
"Hm?"
The Host blissfully smiled at the dead-fished eyed siblings.
"You lied."
"Oh. Well you sheee…"
"I don't wanna hear the reason!! Let me go home!!!! I wanna play the new update!!!!!"
"Wow. You'd think she's bipolar." The Host leaned towards… their Assistant.
The Host returned to their cheerful face.
"Well anyway, Welcome back everybody! Originally some new guests were in for today, but! It slipped my mind!"
They raised their hand in an arc.
"Helloeverbodyit'syourhostKriemonys! Here again, my Assistant! Kel…laha…!!!!"
"Kelaha" had a face.
That no one saw under the mask making what she's thinking or feeling utterly impossible to think about.
"Now, last time, the game wasn't really a game, so today! It's gaming time!"
"What."
The Host snapped their fingers.
The surroundings for the siblings changed to that of a forest.
"I wish."
"I'm~a~ducky~on~water~"
"Just once…"
"Waiting~for my~"
"Ah damn it."
"Slapped by a tree? Yes that happens."
— —
"Kelaha" looked at the screen.
Can it really be called a screen?
It's more like those sci-fi interfaces than a screen.
"The game today! Find the weishermacht!"
"That's uh. Somewhere!"
"Kelaha" sometimes thinks this guy has too much free time on his hands.
Absolutely detests work but whines when he gets none.
He's no workaholic, that's for sure.
The siblings were fighting trees.
Legitimately, actual trees.
They just pop up from the ground, take up stances like their kung-fu masters and start beating the actual shit out of them.
[What kind of–]
[Guhk–!]
Unceremoniously, with both of them down, they started getting kicked.
He stretched as he watched.
"Kelaha" tugged at the jacket he always wears.
"Wha."
Shoving a paper in his face.
He read it.
"Brooooo."
An incredulous face while folding the paper.
"Still useless."
The seeping feeling inside the heart intensified.
That's not true.
With the brain thinking quickly, he turned to look at the screen.
"Nah, I'm kiddin."
"Your helpin."
It stopped.
"Is funny doh."
A big smile.
"Abuuuuuse!!!!!!"
He got hit.
— —
"Master please! Take in this worthless disciple!!!!"
"What are you doing?"
"Shut yankee!! Master I plead for the secret arts!!!!!"
The geiser trees surrounded the two.
The oldest of the trees crossed it's branches giving a look as if saying 'look at this boys' with mild surprise.
Selena had a face showered with contempt.
"Just get up bastard."
A few minutes later and Derek was training.
This Master will train ye in da way…
Da way of ganking.
Selena just watched with dead eyes.
"I fucking hate that bastard."
"YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
Er that's the wrong–
….
[With the training arc done, will Derek find the weishermacht and achieve victory against the dastardly devious bebe?!]
"I should have killed myself six thousand years ago."
Lamenting a decision from the past, Selena walked with Derek to the end of the forest.
The geiser trees stylishly set their goodbyes in movement somehow.
With the march of a thousand suns, they reached the end of the forest.
[The devious bebe looks on with the ruggedness of that of five adult men!]
This 'bebe' was a 50 ton fetus with a forehead larger than the sun.
"...What. Is that."
Red eyes with no pupil, and weird skin.
Green. Weird skin.
"I was not trained in the art of fucking around and finding out." -_- man said.
A single breath to compose herself, Selena slowly opened her eyes.
"IM GONNA KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Yall hear somethin?]
— —
"Kelaha" stared at the two corpses.
One was scorched beyond recognition and the other was profusely bleeding from every pore.
Staining the floor with blood and ashes.
"Do we have cleaners?"
"Kelaha" shook her head.
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[ — — — — — ]
"Ah well, um…."
The Host smacked his lips while contemplating.
How they became like this, short story, they got obliterated.
It was mutual destruction as if their lives didn't really matter that much.
The wounds on the two remains tell that much.
Right now both are probably cursing the heavens that let this happen.
"Will a free candy suffice?"
She thought for one second.
On how utterly stupid this guy is. However, if he's lying… well what can she do?
Hypocrisy is a two way street after all.
Well.
He's happy so I guess that's fine?
Not like it'll change that much.
Though I wonder how long this'll go for. Maybe a month?
"You're going next." his smile while he put his hand on my shoulder slightly irritated me.
If that's gonna happen, I'm dragging you with me. Just like always.