"I don't get it, bro," Donny said to Yukon as they walked toward the bus station. "You've never even touched an ass, let alone f*cked a girl. Eighteen years old and still a damn virgin."
"You think I haven't tried?" Yukon shot back.
"Tried?" Donny scoffed. "Bruv, you've been scared of girls since you came off your mama's titty. You tryna die a virgin? You tryna be Isaac Newton?"
Yukon sighed, wishing for literally any other topic. But Donny wasn't the type to let go. He was the kind of guy whose brain ran on nothing but ass, titties, and bad ideas, a certified legend of brain rot.
"Look, man," Donny pressed on, grinning. "It's our first day of college. You're smart, yeah, but books ain't the only education. You gotta know what it feels like, the D and the P, the holy f*cking merger. That's divinity right there. Everybody's getting laid but you."
He paused for effect, listening to the birds chirping overhead, then chuckled. "Even the birds know how to f*ck, and you don't."
"F*ck you," Yukon muttered.
Donny laughed, knowing he'd struck the right nerve. "Look, man. You could die any moment. Why go out without ever burying yourself deep in some coochie? That's not a life worth living. You can change that."
They crossed the street. That's when Yukon saw her.
She was on the other side, red hair cut short, stopping just above a bubble butt that moved with hypnotic grace.
"Watch it, boy!" Donny shouted,too late.
Yukon looked up just in time to see the blur of a car. Metal slammed into him. His body lifted, weightless for a heartbeat, before crashing down onto the pavement.
His vision swam. The world spun in circles.
Damn... I really died for ass.
Then everything went black.
****
Yukon was pulled out of the void by a sharp chime inside his head.
Ding!
[Infinity System Initializing...]
[Scanning Host…]
[Scan Complete.]
[Vampire Sex System Activated.]
"What the hell?" was the first thing that spilled out of his mouth.
He blinked and looked around. He was in a hospital bed, white ceiling tiles above, IV stuck in his arm.
"How the hell did I get here?"
Then it hit him. Donny. The redhead. The street. The car. His gut twisted.
"I got hit by a car, didn't I?"
He stared down at his hands, half expecting them to vanish. But no, his fingers flexed, strong and steady. A grin crept across his face.
"How the f*ck am I not dead?"
He sat up, heart hammering. A thought flashed in his head.
"Wait… don't tell me… I awakened? After eighteen years?"
Because in this world, dungeons were real. So were the monsters inside them, vicious things whose cores were worth more than gold. Kids awakened early, most between ten and fifteen. If you didn't? You were just background noise, talentless and forgotten.
Yukon had missed his chance two years ago. Everyone else had written him off. So he buried himself in books and tried to figure out how the hell to lose his virginity.
The chime in his head returned.
[Analyzing Host…]
[Welcome, Host.]
[Name: Yukon Gray]
[Rank: – ]
[Level: 0]
[Body Count: 0]
[EXP: 0]
[Stick Points: 0]
Yukon's jaw dropped.
"...Stick points? Oh, hell no."
Is this a joke? A Vampire sex System?
Of course he'd dreamed about it before, banging milfs, redheads, petite blondes, thick ebony queens. But how the hell was a system like this supposed to help in a world where other hunters commanded lightning, split mountains, or roasted beasts alive with fire?
The awakened became dungeon raiders. Dungeon raiders became rich. Dungeon raiders became famous.
And him? He had… sex powers.
Yukon pinched the bridge of his nose. No way this leads to fortune and glory. No fucking way.
Then the chime hit again.
[Initializing System Objectives…]
Objective 1: ( short term) Smash at least one girl before week's end.
Reward: +5% Speed | +5% Agility | +5% Stamina | +5% Strength
Objective 2: ( Long term )Reach Level 10 before semester's end.
Reward: Evolution Path Unlock
Important Update: Your power has no limit. It increases every time you smash.
Yukon stared at the glowing text in disbelief. His throat went dry.
"...I really died for ass, and came back as the horniest vampire alive."