Title: "Mya vs. Konoha's Leadership – The Ultimate Sass-Off"
Scene: Hokage's Office – The Interrogation
Danzo Shimura, Homura Mitokado, Koharu Utatane, and Hiruzen Sarutobi sat in stern silence as little Mya—now unofficially adopted by the Uchiha—stood before them, swinging her legs from a chair too big for her.
Danzo, eye twitching: "Explain yourself, child. How did a civilian girl with no ties to the Uchiha Clan suddenly become one of them?"
Mya blinked. "For complaints about my attitude, please contact the manufacturer!"
Silence.
Hiruzen nearly choked on his pipe. Koharu pinched the bridge of her nose. Homura looked like he'd aged another decade.
Danzo, veins bulging: "What… does that even MEAN?!"
Mya shrugged. "It means if you don't like how I talk, blame my parents. Or the universe. Or maybe your parents for raising you to be so grumpy."
Hiruzen, coughing into his fist to hide a laugh: "Mya… be serious."
Mya sighed dramatically. "Fine. Also, I don't have Uchiha blood. Not me, not my parents, not my great-parents. Oh, and my parents are still alive, by the way."
Danzo: "Then WHY are the Uchiha treating you as one of their own?!"
Mya grinned. "Because I'm fun."
Koharu, deadpan: "This child is a menace."
Homura, rubbing his temples: "She's worse than Orochimaru."
Danzo, slamming his cane: "This is an OUTRAGE! The Uchiha cannot just adopt random civilians into their clan!"
Mya gasped, clutching imaginary pearls. "Wow. Racist and adoption-phobic. That's a new low, even for you, Mr. One-Eyed Creepy Bandage Man."
Hiruzen, now fully losing his composure, wheezed into his hands.
Danzo turned purple. "SARUTOBI—CONTROL THIS DEMON CHILD—"
Mya hopped off the chair. "Anyway, I have a clan dinner to get to. Bye! Try not to plot any coups while I'm gone~!"
And with that, she skipped out—leaving Konoha's leadership in shambles.
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Aftermath – The Uchiha Feast
Fugaku, pouring himself heavy sake: "I still don't understand how this happened."
Mikoto, giggling: "She's our menace now."
Itachi, silently offering Mya more dango: "…She's growing on me."
Shisui, grinning: "Face it, Fugaku-sama—she's the best thing to ever happen to this clan."
And somewhere, Danzo screamed into a pillow.
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THE END.
(Mya's Victory: Destroying Danzo's sanity with pure, unfiltered sass.) 😂🔥