Title: "The Uchiha Rebellion That Never Was"
Scene: Konoha – One Month Later
The Uchiha Clan had changed.
After Mya's innocent but devastatingly logical suggestion, the clan elders had quietly sent envoys to the Land of Fire's Daimyo—bypassing the Hokage's administration entirely. The result?
A private audience.
A renegotiated budget.
And most shockingly—direct funding for the Uchiha Police Force, no longer filtered through the Hokage's treasury.
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The Hokage's Office
Hiruzen Sarutobi stared at the financial report in his hands, pipe dangling from his lips in stunned silence.
"The Uchiha… just secured independent funding from the Daimyo?" he muttered.
Shikaku Nara, sitting across from him, sighed. "Yes. And they've stopped complaining about discrimination. In fact… they seem happy."
Hiruzen rubbed his temples. "And it all started because a five-year-old civilian girl wandered into their meeting?"
Shikaku smirked. "Genius comes in small packages, Hokage-sama."
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The Uchiha Compound – A New Era
Fugaku Uchiha stood at the clan meeting, arms crossed, but this time—there was no simmering resentment.
"The Daimyo has recognized our contributions," he announced. "No more delays. No more excuses. Our pay arrives directly now."
The clan murmured in approval.
One elder, previously the most vocal about rebellion, grumbled—"I still think we should've demanded more."
Then, from the back of the room, a small voice piped up—
"Or you could just ask nicely next time."
Everyone turned.
Mya. Standing there, holding a stolen dango stick.
"How did you get in here?!" Fugaku demanded.
"The gate guard has a sweet tooth," she said, shrugging. "I traded him candy for entry."
The Uchiha stared.
Then—
"…We're adopting her," Mikoto Uchiha declared suddenly, stepping forward with a warm smile.
"What?!" Fugaku spluttered.
"She's clearly the smartest one here," Mikoto said, patting Mya's head. "And Itachi could use a little sister who isn't obsessed with him."
Mya blinked. "Wait, I didn't agree to—"
"Too late," Shisui Uchiha grinned, swooping in to lift her onto his shoulders. "You're an Uchiha now, Mya-chan!"
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Epilogue – The Uchiha's New Guardian Spirit
Years later, when the Kyuubi attacked Konoha…
The Uchiha didn't hesitate.
They fought fiercely to protect the village—their village.
Because now?
They had stake in it.
They had respect.
And most importantly—
They had Mya, sitting on Fugaku's shoulders mid-battle, yelling—
"STOP COMPLAINING AND JUST THROW MORE FIREBALLS!"
The Uchiha obeyed.
Konoha was saved.
And Danzo?
He never saw it coming.
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THE END.
(Mya's Legacy: Accidentally preventing the Uchiha Massacre by being too logical for everyone's good.) 🔥😆