Title: "Mya the Poison Whisperer"
[Scene: Senju Compound - The Horrifying Revelation]
The air in the room turned to ice as Tsunade's hands glowed green with medical chakra, pressed firmly against Nawaki's stomach. Her face, already pale from last night's drinking, drained of all remaining color.
Tsunade: (voice deadly quiet) "…You're poisoned."
Nawaki: (laughing nervously) "Haha, nice joke, sis—"
Tsunade: (grips his wrist hard enough to bruise) "A slow-acting one. In your system for two years."
Silence.
Then—
Nawaki: (whispering) "…What?"
Mya: (nodding sagely) "Told you."
[Breakdown of Reactions]
· Tsunade's Face:
· First: Shock.
· Then: Rage. (Her killing intent makes a potted plant wither.)
· Finally: Guilt. (Her hands tremble.) "I should've checked sooner…"
· Nawaki's Face:
· First: Denial. "No way, I feel fine—"
· Then: Nausea. (He actually gags.)
· Finally: Terror. (He looks at his hands like they might dissolve.)
· Mya: (plucks a grape from the breakfast table) "So… who hates you that much?"
[Tsunade's Treatment Montage]
· Scene: Tsunade forces Nawaki onto the floor, rips his shirt open, and starts purging the poison with a combination of:
· Violent medical ninjutsu.
· Even more violent swearing.
· A threat to "dig out the poison with my bare hands if I have to."
· Mya: (watching while eating grapes) "Wow. Medicine is scary."
[The Aftermath]
· Nawaki: (weakly) "…I've been dying this whole time?!"
· Tsunade: (gritted teeth) "Not anymore. But we're finding out who did this." (Her fist craters the floor.)
· Mya: (helpfully) "Probably someone who really didn't want another Senju Hokage."
· Tsunade & Nawaki: (freeze, then exchange a horrified look.)
[Cut to: Danzo's Underground Lair]
Danzo: (suddenly sneezes) "…Why do I feel exposed?"
[Final Scene: Senju Compound]
Tsunade: (kneeling in front of Mya, dead serious) "Kid. You saved his life."
Mya: (shrugs) "Cool. Can I have a reward? Like… a pony?"
Nawaki: (weak laugh) "I'll buy you a pony."
Tsunade: (standing up, cracking her knuckles) "First, we're going hunting."
Mya: (excited) "Ooooh! Can I come?!"
THE END.
(Mya's Greatest Achievement: Uncovering a years-long assassination plot by being too casually observant.)
🔥 Bonus: Danzo now has a five-year-old nemesis. 🔥