"so you're telling me you're some kind of system or something?"
"[YES HOST!]" the chirpy blue screen said.
How did I even end up in this situation?
I came home.
had dinner.
scrolled through my phone.
And went to bed.
So why am I waking up like this in god knows where?
I didn't even get hit by a truck!
I even have a loving family!
Sure, I was kinda done with my job- BUT THAT DOESN'T IMPLY I WANTED TO GET TRANSMIGRATED???!
"You told me I got isekai'd. So, where is this place?"
"[HOST MUST FIND THAT OUT ON HIS OWN. THERE IS NO FUN IN TELLING YOU ALL THE ANSWERS.]" The d*** said.
"[HOST, LANGUAGE :] ]"
" if you're not going to help me, why the hell are you even here?"
"[I WILL BE WATCHING THE HOST]. "
".....so, you're surveillance?"
"[I WILL BE GIVING THE HOST NECESSARY ADVICE AND HELP TOO] "
'…..Yeah, my life sucks.'
Now I'm even under 24-hour surveillance.
Ughh who's body even is this?
Looking at this apartment, I'd say this body definitely belongs to a rich guy.
I mean just owning this big of an apartment in a large city implies he's rich enough.
Checking through his stuff I did find an identity card.
'KAELEN VALERIUS DUSKBANE
AGE: 22
SWORDSMANSHIP INSTRUCTOR
LUNARIS ACADEMY'
'Lunaris academy? Isn't this from that nove-'
"[CONGRATULATIONS HOST!]"
"DON'T POP UP INTO MY FACE YOU-"
"[YOU HAVE REALISED THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED THE WORLD OF 'LEVELING UP WITH THE SYSTEM' ]
"[YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH 10 AFFINITY COINS!]"
'Leveling up with the system?'
I read that a while back. Honestly, I don't even clearly remember the character names so definitely not much of the plot either.
It was one of those novels in which the MC has a sad past and vows revenge, then the system pops up.
And BOOM
-Now you have your chosen one.
Then the guy goes to the academy, meets allies, friends, lovers, villains and extras. grows stronger-fights the demon king and saves the world.
This world even has a happy ending. So why am I even here?
'Do I just stay still, not mess with the plot and then I just get send back home?'
"[THE HOST DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH AUTHORITY TO ENQUIRE]"
"How do I get enough authority, system?"
"[YOU CAN BUY AUTHORITY USING AFFINITY COINS. AND PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME SYSTEM]" the system pouted?
"…. What else would I call a transparent blue screen that talks and even has a point system?"
"[PLEASE NAME ME HOST!!]"
"…. chirpy?"
"[....?]"
"…."
"[HOST HAS NAMED ME CHIRPY , REDUCTION OF 10 AFFINITY COINS DUE TO MY DISSATISFACTION]"
"HEY! What's wrong with the name chirpy? if you don't like it just change it, why are you taking my affinity coins?"
"[I CAN ONLY BE NAMED ONCE HOST]"
"...So you're stuck with the name chirpy for life?"
"[..YES :( ]"
"…..It's cute."
"[ :( ]"
"Show my affinity coins."
"[THE HOST HAS 100 AFFINITY COINS]"
"huh? Why do I have 100 coins? Is it a starter pack?"
"[HOST WAS REWARDED 100 AFFINITY COINS FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL]"
"EEHH SO IS IT A BIG DEAL THAT I GET 100 POINTS FOR IT?!"
"[THE MORE THE CHARACTER IS INTEGRATED INTO THE STORYLINE , THE MORE DIFFICULT IT IS TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL. IF THE MAIN CHARACTER HAD BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL -THE WORLD WOULD HAVE SHATTERED. BUT SINCE THE HOST HAD ZERO RELEVANCE IN THIS WORLD IT WAS EASIER FOR THE HOST.]"
"…So you're telling me that if the MC gets to know that this world is a novel , the world gets destroyed?"
"[YES]"
.... imagine some third-rate villain shouting at the MC that this world is fiction and then BOOM-
the world just ends.
-And then the directed by Robert b. Weide outro just plays.
Kinda funny if you ask me.
"Hey chirpy who's this Kael guy in the novel?"
"[WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE 30 AFFINITY COINS TO KNOW THE FATE OF CHARACTER KAELEN VALERIUS DUSKBANE?]"
"WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE?!"
"[INFORMATION IS VERY VALUABLE HOST]"
"Ugh use it!"
"[ 'KAELEN VALERIUS DUSKBANE' IS THE FOURTH PRINCE OF THE EMPIRE WHO GETS PLACED IN THE LUNARIS ACADEMY AS AN INSTUCTOR DUE TO HIS STATUS AS A PRINCE. HE IS KNOWN WIDELY AS 'THE PRINCE WHO LACKS TALENT' , AND AS A 'DEADBEAT'. HE DIES DURING THE DEMON INVASION IN THE FIRST ARC OF THE NOVEL-WHICH IS IN 2 MONTHS]"
'Ah..this sucks...well atleast -'
"....Is he rich?"
"[HE IS CURRENTLY IN DEBT]"
"....how much?"
"APPROXIMATELY 200 MILLION GOLD COINS WHICH WOULD BE ENOUGH TO BUY A SMALL CITY"
"UGHH ***--"
[CHIRPY IS CURRENTLY CENSORING THE HOST'S WORDS FOR THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS ;) ]