Kyle was walking on the street playing a game. "Tsk, they should really update the necromancer class and summoner subclass. It's a terrifying mess."
Kyle was turning eighteen today, so it was his birthday, and one would ask why he would be outside and not celebrating. Well, it's because he has no one who would celebrate him, and also because he does not care about such things.
[Happy birthday user, Kyler. Sorry for the delayed wishes. You have received the rare undead summon, Lich King]
Kyle blinked and was slightly surprised. A game told him Happy Birthday. "Yeah, that's definitely pathetic of me, but I will gladly accept the summons."
Kyle was focused on his phone, and so he did not see that in front of him was a large tear in the fabric of space time, and thus, when he walked forward, he was inevitably sucked in and the tear disappeared leaving the streets quiet.
While in an unsuspecting place, Kyle could be seen lying on a patch of grass while his eyes were closed, above him, a pink light flew around in circles before diving down and entering his forehead
Suddenly, Kyle sprang up while placing a hand on his chest. It felt like he just died?!!.
Also, where the hell is he? He looked around and saw he was in a large forest, sitting right in the middle of a Grove.
He froze and then looked down to see a bundle of pink hair and a hard rock-like material on his chest and also something warm and long wrapped around his leg.. Was a person on him, and how is he realizing this now?.
"Mmm~ master is so warm.".
Kyle froze, he slowly came to a realisation that the thing on his chest was a child...oh no, is he being kidnapped or was he suddenly thrown into a twisted game where he was made to take care of a child, get attached to them and at the end of the game, the child gets killed.
Just thinking about that makes him shudder.
He took a deep breath and then talked. "Uhm, little girl, do you know where we are and who you are?"
The girl looked up at Kyle. Her pink eyes had a hint of curiosity and playfulness in them. "Master, have you not realised you have been gobbled up into this world? Well, don't worry, as I am here to guide you, my name is Lily, a dragon spirit."
Before Kyle could speak, Lily showed him his phone, where a strange cute interface was. "This is the lolimancer class. It's a legendary class given to you by your original world, and I was... well repurposed to being the class holder's guide."
Kyle stared blankly at the glowing phone in Lily's tiny hands.
"…The what class?" he muttered, almost afraid to hear the answer again.
"The Lolimancer class!" Lily puffed out her little chest with pride, as if that name wasn't enough to make Kyle want to crawl into a pit and stay there forever.
He covered his face with both hands. "Oh, great. First, I get sucked into another world, and instead of some cool necromancer or dragon knight… I get this. What's next, an achievement for getting arrested?"
Lily tilted her head, then lightly tugged on his sleeve with her fingers. "Don't be so gloomy, Master. It's a legendary class! Super rare! Unheard of!" She swiped on the phone, showing bright icons:
[Name:Kyle/Kyler]
[Level 1/10]
[Class:Legendary Lolimancer]
[Sub Class: Loli Summoner/Level 1/5]
[Summon slot 1/2]
[Lolifocation Slot 0/2]
[Skill—Lolification]
[Skill—Guardians Shield]
[Skill—Loli Room Create]
[Skill—Power of Bonds?!!]
[Bond XP:0]
Kyle blankly stared at the screen of his phone and let out a long and tired sigh. He looked down at Lily, who was looking at him with a hint of anticipation. He hesitated for a moment before patting her head lightly. "Can you get off me now? Also, your tail is wrapping around my leg quite tightly."
Lily chuckled but didn't listen to him. "Master can't do that until you check the gift given to you by the world for receiving the class and your birthday gift."
Kyle sighed and took the phone. He saw there was a message icon blinking red, and he tapped it.
[Lolimancer rewards]
—One legendary Skill scroll.
—One legendary item scroll( it can be anything from a sword to a building).
[Birthday Gift]
—Legendary Summon, Lich King(lolified).
—Rare Skill, Crafting.
CLAIM.
Kyle looked at the rewards and thought they weren't actually bad.. but "I have to lollify the Lich King, don't I?"
The words slipped from Kyle's mouth like a curse.
Lily's tail wagged against his leg, and her pink eyes sparkled with mischief. "Fufufu~ of course, Master! That's the true power of a Lolimancer. Anything can be… adjusted."
Kyle pinched the bridge of his nose. "So, if I summon a towering undead warlord with the power to raze nations… the system forces me to turn him into a—what—short, wide-eyed, tiny-handed chibi child?"
"Not chibi!" Lily puffed out her cheeks. "Loli. There's a difference!"
Kyle groaned. "Oh, that makes it so much better. Thanks."
With resignation, Kyle tapped CLAIM. His phone vibrated and glowed brightly, the text shifting into reality as parchment-like scrolls popped into existence beside him, gently floating down onto the grass.
1. Legendary Skill Scroll (pulsing gold)
2. Legendary Item Scroll (glimmering rainbow hues)
3. A birthday box shaped like a coffin with a big red bow
4. You have obtained a rare skill, crafting.
Kyle stared. "That last one has to be the Lich King…"
The coffin box rattled. A low, ominous groan echoed out—dark, ancient, dripping with malice. And then—poof!—it cracked open in a puff of black mist.
Out stumbled… a child-sized figure.
Snow-white hair in twin braids. Pale white skin. A black crown comically oversized for her tiny head. She rubbed her eyes, yawned, and looked up at Kyle.
"…Daddy?"
Kyle's soul left his body. "NOPE."
Lily's wings fluttered as she burst into a fit of laughter, rolling around on Kyle's chest. "Pfft—HAHAHA! The mighty Lich King reduced to calling you Daddy! Master, you really are blessed by fate!"
The little girl—or rather, the "Lolified Lich King"—blinked at him with glowing crimson eyes that were somehow both terrifying and… ridiculously adorable. She clutched a tiny skull-shaped teddy bear and toddled toward him. "Daddy… summon me more friends. This world feels… empty." Her voice, though childish, carried a faint echo of ancient command, enough to make the grass around them wilt slightly.
Kyle grabbed his hair in frustration. "No. No, no, no. This isn't happening. I refuse. There is no way I'm about to be paraded around as the Lollimancer Daddy of the Undead."
The phone in his hand pinged.
[Title Obtained: Daddy of Death]
[Effect: All undead summons gain +10% stats when near you. Undead loyalty doubled.]
Kyle's jaw dropped. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
The lich queen tugged on his sleeve. "Give me a name, Daddy."
Kyle froze and looked down at the lich queen. Her eyes clearly showed that she REALLY wanted a name, so he turned to Lily. "What will happen if I don't?"
Lily got off his chest and unwrapped her tail from his leg, she put her hands on her waist and looked at Kyle with a teasing expression. "If you don't she would cry loudly for days thinking you don't love her and she may...rebel which would mean she would lose control and retain her identity as the Lich King who would then be a huge threat to this world..."
Kyle's lips twitched. He stood up and then patted the lich Queen's white hair. "Fine, I'll call you...Necro."
The lich queen smiled brightly. "Necro... I like that, Daddy."
Kyle sighed, and then he looked at his other rewards.
Kyle crouched down, scooping the scrolls and the still-glowing coffin box off the grass. Necro clung to his pant leg, staring at the shimmering parchments like they were candy, while Lily floated beside him, humming cheerfully.
"Alright…" Legendary Skill, Legendary Item… let's see what the scam system gave me." Kyle unrolled the golden scroll first.
[You have acquired Legendary Skill:Familial Bond.
[Description:Anyone you consider family can be strengthened or borrow strength from. You can bond more easily with your family by spending time with them and learning more about them.]
[You have unlocked the skill trees for your summons and Lolified targets. You have unlocked your own skill tree.]
[Due to the Rare Crafting Skill, you have unlocked the Limited Craftsmen Skill tree.]
"So these skills eliminate my weakness as a summoner type and... Conversion type? And the skill trees are also a bonus...can't believe I'm actually playing along with this."
Kyle rubbed the back of his neck, staring at the glowing text until it finally dissolved into sparkles.
Lily clapped her hands, her wings buzzing. "See, Master? The Lolimancer class isn't just weird—it's powerful! Familial Bond is basically cheating! The more daughters you gather, the stronger you all become!"
Kyle nearly choked. "Daughters?! Excuse me? I didn't sign up for some cursed daycare!"
Necro tugged on his pant leg again, crimson eyes wide and innocent. "Daddy… I want a sister."
Kyle's face drained of colour. "No. Nope. Absolutely not. One undead toddler calling me Daddy is enough. Thank you very much."
His phone chimed again, cutting him off.
[Main Quest Unlocked: Build Your Family]
[Objective: Form bonds and expand your family. (0/1)]
[Reward:Growth Candy X10 ]
Kyle glared at the screen, his eye twitching. "This system is actively trying to ruin my life."
Lily leaned closer, her tone singsong. "Master, it seems the world itself agrees—you are destined to be a father~"
Kyle held his head in both hands. "I'm eighteen! I don't even have a girlfriend! How did this escalate from me playing on my phone to—this?!"
Before his existential crisis could spiral further, the Legendary Item Scroll in his hand pulsed, forcing itself open. Light burst forth, coalescing into a floating object.
It was… a mansion. Miniaturized, floating like a dollhouse in front of him, glowing with rainbow energy.
[Item Acquired: Eternal Homestead (Legendary)]
[Description: A pocket-dimension home for you and your family. Expands with each bond formed. Safe zone. Cannot be invaded unless invited. It can be placed down to form a physical structure. If you enter it in its miniature form, it will be concealed in the space where you entered]
Necro's eyes sparkled. "Home…" She reached out, clutching Kyle's sleeve tighter.
Kyle fell silent, staring at the floating dollhouse. "...Sigh I guess I am playing along with this, huh..."
Necro tugged his sleeves. "Can we go in?"
Kyle sighed and nodded. The Eternal Homestead lit up, and then three were instantly sucked in.
The world twisted, and Kyle felt his stomach drop as though he were on a rollercoaster. When the dizziness faded, he found himself standing in the middle of… a living room.
But not just any living room—this place looked like someone had mashed together a medieval castle hall and a cosy modern apartment. The walls were stone, yet soft glowing lights floated around like lanterns. A plush red carpet stretched across the floor, leading to a large fireplace. On the side, a kitchen shimmered with self-cleaning dishes, and a staircase led up to what looked like endless floors.
Necro let go of his sleeve and ran forward, her crown wobbling as she spun around in joy. "Daddy! It's so big! Can I have my own room? With skulls! Lots of skulls!"
Kyle sighed and nodded. He thought about his skill. Loli Room Create, which he still cringes about.
He tapped on the phone and checked the description.
[Loli Room Create]
[Description: You have a house filled with kids, but without rooms, how will you manage them, so use your skill and m begin to create a room you can level up by either finding a craftsman or just allowing your family to adjust it themselves...if they can.]