What kind of place is this...
I stood in the void; my surroundings were completely white.
System, where the hell did you send me?
Host, you can choose 3 talents before Transmigration. If you don't want, I can skip it.
No, no... You should have told me earlier.
So, do you want to draw talent?
Of course I want to.
Suddenly, A slot machine appeared in front of me with a lot of flashy lights.
Huh... What the hell is this?
Host, don't you want to draw the slot? I thought that this way, the slot drawing process would give a good experience.
If you don't like it, you can skip the animation and directly check the talents.
Skip it.
Suddenly, two grey cards and one purple card appeared in front of me.
System, why are they grey colored?
Are you trying to mock me with some trashy talents?
Host, it's not like that, those grey cards are not trash, actually, they are even better than that purple one.
Oh, don't all systems follow the same color ranking for skills and talents?
Host, you shouldn't compare me to those trashy systems. They are not even 1% of me.
Hey, hey… why the hell are you showing off? Explain about these talents first. And make it short. I am a busy person, I can't waste my time here.
After all, thousands of jade beauties are waiting for their Lord's arrival.
As you wish, host.
Immortality: As long as no one kills you or you die from an external cause. You are immortal (Immune to all mortal diseases and poison)
Late boomer: The longer you live, the stronger your talent for immortal cultivation becomes.
Phoenix rebirth: Things that can't kill you will only make you stronger.
Well, first and second talents are quite good, but what the hell with the third one? What do you take me for? This emperor doesn't like to struggle; give something else.
Host, it's not possible. You only get one chance to draw, and you can leave if you don't want to, but I can't give you another one.
Didn't you just say that you are better than other systems? Then what the heck with simple talent replacement? I am not asking you to give me extra talent, I am asking you to replace it.
But host, it's not possible.
What a Trash system.
Host, if you don't want it, I will begin Transmigration.
What kind of attitude is this...
If not me being a kind person, I would smash the shitty system like you.
Transmigration will begin now.
What, hey, my talents...
"What hell with mf system, just you wait before this emperor tears you into pieces through away in the cosmos."
Host, mind your words. If you continue acting like this, I may have to cancel your beginner gift bag.
What beginner gift bag wasn't those talents were beginner gift? There are more.
I already said host, I am not like those trash systems.
Bla bla bla... Stop spouting nonsense, give me my gift bag, let this emperor see if there's any good in trash.
Host you....
Stop it, open the gift bag, and talk later.
Here take it
A red card glowing in crimson light appeared, but before I could see it clearly, it turned into a streak of light and entered my body.
Huh, hey system, what's that talent was tell me.
Nothing special, just a lawless body that allows the host to break all the spiritual constraints.
Truly, Trash, don't you have something good worth this emperor's presence?
System...
So, what is this place? Why is everything black here?
Did you again stop transmigration to give me your shitty gift bag?
Host, you have been successfully transmigrated. You are in your mother's womb.
What womb...
System, why the hell am I in the womb?
This emperor should be sitting on this throne right now, you mf.
System....
"How long am I gonna stay here. "
"Waah... Let's take a quick nap before overturning the world.
…
"Miss, see young master, he is so handsome, he has gone on his father."
Um... Where I am.
Aaaa... What a horrible face, old hag, take away your filthy hand from this emperor before. I cut them down.
Wa wa wa...
"Oh, young master woke up my lady."
"He may have been hungry. Give him to me."
"Here, take him, lady."
What the hell is going on here?
I saw a woman, though not beautiful, just average looks, staring at me; at least her face is not horrible.
"Ooh, my little baby is hungry here's have some milk."
Hey, stop, stop it, this emperor...
Um... it really tastes good.
You, mfs, don't dare to laugh at this emperor; even a great emperor has to eat something to live. if you laugh now, you won't have a place to live once this emperor ascends the throne.
Um...
Zz...
…
Umaa... What is this place? Why the hell is there no one? How can they leave this emperor alone?
System
Yes, host, what do you want?
Nothing, I was just a bit bored. Can't you skip my growth process? It will be awkward if an infant sits on the heavenly throne.
Host, it's not possible, and I can't mend the laws of time.
Why...
It's one of the supreme laws; if I dare mess with it, there would be a huge problem.
So...
You want this emperor to waste his precious time in the dammed place. Can't you find a Royal palace for my birth? What's with this dammed wooden house? I need compensation.
System...
This emperor is giving you a chance to atone for your sins? You should feel thankful for this emperor's generosity.
Now, give me some toys.
Lord heavenly Emperor, thanks for giving this lowkey a chance to redeem himself. You truly are generous, his majesty.
Hmph, good that you understand.
Hey, where redemption gift?
Sorry, my Lord, here take it.
A small sword with a Translucent blade glowing faintly. The size of an infant's hand appeared in the midair.
Good, as I swing the sword a few times, it's fun like those glow sticks used in concerts.
System...
The sound of footsteps came from the side. The sword in my hand vanished into thin air. Waiting for the newcomer's arrival.
A small face popped above the baby cradle, looking at me straight.
What a horrible face.
"Oh, little brother, you're so cute. I am your big sister."
Big sister...
You mortal, don't you dare touch this emperor with those filthy hands.
"Qing'er, don't bully your brother. A weak voice came from the side."
"Mom, I am not bullying him; he wants to look outside. Should I take him out? Please..."
Hey, who wants to go with you f**k off.
Wa wa wa…
"See, Mom, he wants to go out with his sister."
"Qing'er, he may have been hungry. Give him to me."
Hm…
Hey, hey, be careful, if this emperor falls, you won't have a place between heaven and earth.
"Little brother, you are so lightweight.",
"Mom here, take him."
"Oh, my little baby is hungry."
Umm…
Zz…
Ha… did I again fall asleep?
The woman, or my mother, was sleeping beside me. Her hand was gently placed above my head, but they were abnormally cold.
System, what's wrong with her? Is she ill?
No, she has been poisoned, and not just her, you too, but because of the immortality talent, you are completely immune to these mortal poisons.
What… someone dared to poison this emperor? Are they tired of living?
System…
Hey system.
Yes, host.
Now she is my mother, right?
Yes
Don't you think she isn't qualified to be my mother?
Of course, how can a mere mortal like her be qualified to become your mother?
Hmph, if you know that, can't you find someone worthy of this emperor?
But, his majesty, no one in this universe has the qualifications to become your mother.
Well, you're right here, but I think we need to do something for her after all she has given birth to this Heavenly Emperor.
What do you want host? If you want me to heal her, it is not possible. I am here to help you, not to help others.
Do you think you are qualified to help this emperor? You're just a mere dog at this emperor's feet. So, do what your master says?
Host, control your tongue or…
Or what, do you think you are qualified to talk to this emperor with disgrace?
Now, help me and treat her, and you will be in the second-highest position in the universe.
Host, I can't do anything about it.
Really, you just have to give her one of your trashy talents.
Host, I can't randomly give away talents.
Who is asking you to give too much? Just give her one, place it on my tab.
Host, the system doesn't work like that
Come on, why are you behaving like those trashy systems?
System…
Hey, are you saving her or not?
Done, host, she should be fine by the morning.
Oh, good, I have known from the start that you are definitely worthy to follow this emperor.
System…
Well, what talents did you give her?
Host, I gave her the Tao body, which increases her Dao comprehension…
Hey, don't blabber so much, tell who was the one who dared to poison this emperor.
Host, you should find yourself. I can't interfere much with reality matters.
Hm, what a trashy system now, f**k this emperor going to sleep.
Zz...
System...