"Ahhh, it hurts! My head—what is happening? Ahhh!" shouted a boy standing in front of a river, clutching his head in pain. After some time, he calmed down and looked at his reflection in the water.
White flowing hair, violet eyes, sword-like eyebrows, and a face as ethereal as a fairy—everything about his appearance was perfect. Anyone else would have been overjoyed, but not him. Far from it, he was cursing.
The boy—or rather, the new soul occupying this body—had just received the memories of its former owner. This body belonged to Jiang Chen, the former Holy Son of the Heavenly Sword Sect, who had been banished just two days ago. Normally, such an event would be a massive problem—but that wasn't even the worst part.
If he had his original cultivation, this wouldn't have been a death sentence. But his corehadbeenabolished. Now, he was nothing more than a weakling in a jungle filled with beasts of all kinds.
"Ahh, shit. I actually ended up in a cultivation world," he groaned. Then, a thought struck him. "Wait a minute… I've read plenty of novels. That means..."
Jiang Chen's expression darkened.
"This former Holy Son was definitely a villain. He opposed the protagonist—and not just any protagonist, but a Chinese one."
His body stiffened.
"And who are Chinese protagonists? The type that wipes out entire families for just standing in their way! If this were a Japanese protagonist, I'd at least have a chance. They're soft-hearted. Once the villain is out of the story, they usually forget about him. But this? This is a Chinese protagonist! There's noway he's letting me live!"
A terrifying realization hit him.
"Wait… is that how the original owner died?"
He frantically searched his newly acquired memories.
Jiang Chen found that the previous owner had been sitting beside this river, cooking fish to eat. Then—suddenly—he died.
Buthow?
[Ding!]
[Host, are you done with your internal monologue already?]
A mechanical voice echoed in his mind.
[Why don't I tell you how you died? This body has been dead for a day. The previous soul perished due to a poison that had been lingering in his system.]
Jiang Chen was startled.
"A... system?" His voice trembled. "I... I have a system?"
A glimmer of hope flickered in his eyes.
"Finally! I have a chance to survive in this damned world!" Tears welled up in his eyes as he muttered under his breath.
[Host, calm down.]
Jiang Chen quickly checked his body in panic.
"Hey, system! What about the poison?!"
[Host, you are alive because of the Starting Gift Pack—or you could call it a Newbie Gift Pack.]
"Wait... fuck! System, you didn't use my giftpack on some antidote or healing thing, didyou?!" he asked nervously.
[No, Host. When your soul was assimilating with the body, I detected that it was poisoned. I had nochoice but to activate your gift pack. And let me make it clear—whatrewardsyoureceive, orwillreceive, hasnothingtodowithme. It all depends on yourluck.]
Jiang Chen sighed in relief.
"Okay, okay... so what did I receive?"
His heart pounded. The newbiegiftpack in novels often decided which difficultymode he was about to face.
If the rewards were good, then he was in normal mode.
If they were too good, then easy mode.
If they were trash, then... hell mode.
[Congratulations, Host! You have received—
Aspectual Body (Physique and Soul included)
Grade: Unknown
Divine Hand Ability
Grade: Divine]
Jiang Chen's breath hitched.
"This... this lookspowerful." He let out a shaky sigh. "Thank god it wasn't some antidote or useless healing item. But… what is this Aspectual Body? What does it mean by body and soul included? And the Divine Hand ability? Its grade is Divine? I've never even heard of a Divine grade before."
[Aspectual Body (Soul & Physique Included)]
[You can useanyaspect. When cultivators crossdivinetribulations, they must master at least oneDao. Mastering a single Dao can take millions of years for the average cultivator. However, you can start mastering them rightnow.
For example—
Aspect of Breathing → You are currently mastering this. This aspect increases your spiritual circulation and grants many more benefits.
Note: The Aspectual Soul is useless without the Aspectual Physique, and vice versa. It is heaven-defying luck that you received both. Otherwise, this reward would have been useless.
The rest… youmustdiscoverforyourself.
Thank you.]
Jiang Chen blinked.
"Owww... what the hell?! Isn't this insanelyoverpowered?!" His breathing calmed, and a smirk formed on his lips.
"And the system even said thankyou? Damn, it'scultured."
He took a deep breath.
"So… whatkindofsystemareyou?"
[System's name is: "Milf Serving System."]
Jiang Chen froze.
"…Saywhat?"
[System's name is: "Milf Serving System."]
Jiang Chen stared blankly at the glowing screen in front of him.
"…Oh. Ohh, soyou'rereally cultured," he muttered, voice dripping with sarcasm.
But he quickly composed himself.
"Well… I've read toomany bullshit system names in novels, so I guess this isn't that shocking."
[Ding!]
[Your MILF is calling.]
[Be ready. You are being transported to your destinedlocation.]
[Ding!]
Jiang Chen vanished.