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“How Embarrassing Must Your Death Be to Get SSS Rank?”

Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way. Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that. Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with: SSS-Rank stats A dual-layer System Ridiculously OP abilities A brand-new life And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation. Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest: “Hold head up!” “Crawl!” “Speak!” “Socialize!” “Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one) Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power. Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life: A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects. Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore. As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable. But Lee? He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes. Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with: Misinterpreted reflexes Accidental feats of strength Over-the-top monster annihilations Gods who regret giving him too much power Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength And through it all? He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.
Sven_Erickson · 12.1k Views

Simultaneous Transmigration: I’ll Just Become the Supreme

Transmigrating into the chaotic Third Great Ninja War as a 7-year-old Uchiha orphan seems like a death sentence. But just as Makiya Uchiha is about to die on the battlefield, he enters a mysterious gray space and discovers he isn’t fighting alone—he has the ultimate cheat code: Himself. Inside this space, Makiya meets versions of himself from across the multiverse! • The Soul Reaper Makiya: A high-ranking officer in the Gotei 13 who shares his massive spiritual pressure, turning Makiya’s chakra reserves into a bottomless ocean,. • The Navy Makiya: A battle-hardened Marine from the Grand Line who shares his monstrous physical strength and Taijutsu. • The Ho-Oh Makiya: Reborn as a legendary Pokémon, granting Makiya control over golden, sacred flames that can burn through anything,. • The Magic Emperor Makiya: An immortal mage from Arad with an Abyss heart, mastering the ultimate elements,. • The Hacker Makiya: A survivor from the Matrix who can download any skill in seconds. By sharing their memories, talents, and powers, Makiya transforms from cannon fodder into a prodigy who defies logic. History will change. He stands beside Might Dai to crush the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, refusing to let the "Eternal Genin" die in vain. He intercepts the tragedy at Kannabi Bridge, facing off against Tailed Beasts and clashing with the legendary Madara Uchiha to save Obito and Rin. He confronts Danzo Shimura, exposing the darkness of Root and crushing the conspiracies against the Uchiha clan. From the Ninja World to the Soul Society, from Hogwarts to the Grand Line, the legend of Makiya begins now. "Greatness is earned... by me and myself!"
EliteReads · 84.1k Views

Accidental Groom of the Substitute Marriage Wife

On the day of her wedding, Evie Yong’s world shattered before her very eyes as her soon-to-be husband trashed all their past eight years of relationship by denying her at the altar, in the presence of everyone. Forced to watch her fiancé stolen, Evie couldn't believe her stepmother and stepsister dared to plot such a scheming plan to ruin her completely. Devastated and feeling betrayed, Evie had to come up with a quick option to save herself from all this mess, and that was when she had to flee away from her wedding in shame and soon figured out a plan to strike back in such a way that her enemies would be put into ruins, just as they once did to her earlier. ... “Mr. Lu, it seems we're both victims of circumstance. My groom has abandoned me for my sister, and your fiancée has run away. Why don't we turn this awkward situation into an opportunity?” She smiled boldly. “Let's get married, right here, right now!” Westley’s expression remained unreadable, but briefly, a hint of intrigue flickered in his eyes. He raised an eyebrow, “You're suggesting we marry each other, and also we are complete strangers?” Evie nodded in confidence. “Why not? We're both clearly compatible, and this way, we can both save face and gain a partner, except for the fact that this will be a contract marriage of six months.” Westley's gaze lingered on hers as if sizing her up. Then, he nodded slowly. “Very well, let's do it.” ... “You're either very brave or very reckless to make such an attempt in picking me as your husband in public,” he said after the marriage. “If I didn't try, we wouldn't have figured out a way to get this opportunity.” She responded. …. He's an almighty giant of entrepreneurship, standing high among moguls. She was born out of wedlock and denied by her family. She's been fighting tooth and nail to make a name for herself in the cutthroat world of entertainment, refusing to let her illegitimacy define her destiny. Two strangers are brought together under one roof, but their newfound connection has dangerous people lurking around. There are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for Evie’s downfall, and they are never going to stop until they successfully get her kicked out of the door. But what they did not know was that the seemingly "worthless" person they targeted was, in fact, the anonymous genius behind the mysterious bigshot shaking the entire world… And this time, she was about to unleash hidden capabilities beyond their wildest nightmares! #Sweetheart #1v1 #Secretidentity #Genius #Quicksweetsatifyingrevenge
Honey_Dream · 1.1k Views

"My reason to live"

"I love you, okay?" ... her voice broke as she stared up at Nur's face. His eyes widened, chest tightening as he stared back at her, at the magnitude of her words. Tears clung to Ayse's lashes, his wife who he supposedly contract married. From the very first day they locked eyes, he loved her but not even for a second, he would have thought she would fall for him. This was Deniz Nur Hakan--The sole heir to the multibillion-dollar company, he who built empires with his bare hands. He had ice in his veins and ruled with an iron fist. Men trembled under his gaze; women drove to him.  A man whose ears were deaf to the pleadings of many. Some called him a bastard, and for some he was just their "son"  His father, Emre Yousef Hakan--A tyrant man. He handed Nur the keys to the Hakan's estate. Well pleased and trusted that his son will continue his tyrannical reign. After the funeral ceremony, his mother had come to him.  Conversing to him on estate matters and the "future" "How his job wasn't only proceeding his father's company but to also produce an heir" Nur stared at his mother's unreadable face; he shook his head and sternly rejected even a thought on such matters.  Though months passed. One faithful night, he received the news.  "Mr. Hakan, your mother has passed away" Nur was left heartbroken; he fled from U.K and quickly arrived at Istanbul via his private jet.  The car clicked opened as he made his way in the magnificent "Hakan estate" Where he would find his "relatives" people who they had lost connection to the very day his parents married. They weren't well off back then yet lived happily.  He paid them no mind and walked towards the center where his mom's coffin was.  Clutching around the fine wood, tears sprung out. His mother, the only one who he could rest his head on the shoulders, lazily talk about his day. She had left him. The funeral has ended. Meanwhile Nur sat at his study, blue eyes flickering under the warm glow. Just then--the door clicked, there entered, Ali Demir, his father's advisor, now his. The silver-haired man walked to him, hands clutching at piles of documents. He then conversed to him on the future and that to attain his will, he must marry. Nur's face turned pale, marriage--A chapter that he had closed long ago. After his previous marriage in Ankara to his childhood sweetheart--Eylul Aydin. He remembered her end--how his father mercilessly unlived her and their unborn child. Nur had also rejected this idea prior to his mother's death. Yet--Ali continued, "the bride had also been selected" His jaw flexed as he raked his eyes at him, "Did you...? Ali shook his head, "I wouldn't dare... if it wasn't the very own wish of Mrs. Hakan" Nur sighed, a part of him was uninterested and the other part? --merely curious to who it was. Ali continued, the bride is from one of the Kaplan family branches. "Who...is it? Nur's voice came out, flustered. Ali's mouth parted, "Ayse Azra Yildiz" His eyes widened, his chest tightened. To be continued>>>>>>>>>>
DeryaYildirim · 12.7k Views

Young Master's PoV: Woke Up As A Villain In A Game One Day

"Now you see?" she shouted in a tone that was somewhere between annoyance and disappointment. "You can’t outsmart Scrients! They’re the most intelligent beings across the two realms!" "You’re right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a solemn sigh. "I made a mistake. I was arrogant to think a mere human like me could fool them." —BOOM!! "...Wh-What was that?" "Hmm? I’m not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait! You can’t. I killed them all." --- My name is Samael Kaizer Theosbane. On the last day of high school, I got into a fight with a kid I used to bully. It was a stupid and pointless scuffle. And in the middle of it, I tripped and smacked my head on a rock. That’s when the memories came flooding in… Memories of a different life. Memories of another world. Suddenly, everything made a twisted kind of sense. I realized two things. First: I was inside a game I used to play in my past life. Second: I was a villain. A villain! Not the cool, mysterious, tragic kind either! No, I was the worst kind of cliché — a spoiled, insufferable, and arrogant young master. The sort you'd find in those poorly written fantasy stories. You know the type! The one everyone hates. The one the hero would beat into the ground to show everyone just how strong and righteous he is. Yeah. I was that guy! My fate was to be a stepping stone for the main characters, be manipulated by a Demon Prince, and die a dog's death. And the hero? The hero was the same kid I’d been bullying all this time. The one I just got into a fight with. He was supposed to be the savior of this damned world. A world teetering on the edge of destruction, beset by wars, calamities, and a grim future that only I knew. And waiting at the end of it all was the final antagonist. The unbeatable nightmare. …The Spirit King. But could I even make it to the end? Could I really survive in a game where defeat was the only certainty? A game that had now become my reality? “Ah, fuck it.” I had no idea if I could. But I sure as hell was going to try. Extorting extras, manipulating main characters, altering the story to my advantage, stealing the hero’s cheat items, killing villains long before they could become threats — nothing was beneath me. Would the main characters be affected by my actions? Excellent! Would the story change? Even better! All I cared about was me. My survival. My life. My choices. “I’ll live this life with no regrets.” ...But as I soon discovered, fate wasn't so easily changed. And the price of rewriting your destiny was steep. ========== Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VjFQtDUaTR
The_One_Who_Was · 2.5m Views