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Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.

Aurora Waters was overwhelmed with despair when she faced the truth about her family. She had been born into a family of villains. Even worse, her family had an unhealthy obsession with faking their identities. They took “Fake it till you make it” so seriously that it usually ended with them getting killed! Her oldest brother pretended to be a CEO just to mess with the female lead, but that backfired when the male lead showed up and threw him out. Her second brother? He was an obsessive lover who pretended to be a wealthy second-generation heir—until the real heir ended his life. Her third sister? She faked being an heiress to manipulate the second male lead but ended up being killed by him. Her fourth sister? She faked an illness to attract the third male lead’s attention, only to die from a real one. Her mother? She put on a facade of being a kind and loving mom but ultimately met her end at the hands of the male lead. Her father? He pretended to be a powerful tycoon but lost his job and was drowned by the second male lead. And Aurora? She planned to impersonate the daughter of the richest man alive, but if things went the way they always did in her family, she’d probably meet her end by accidentally falling down the stairs. However, there was one glimmer of hope in this nightmare: she had a 100% rebate system that rewarded her for spending money on her family! [Beep! You bought an eraser worth 1 dollar for your eldest brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] [Beep! You bought a candy worth 1 dollar for your second brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] Aurora’s eyes sparkled as an idea took shape. She began spending on her family like crazy to rake in cash. [Beep! You gave a bun worth 20 dollars to your childhood crush! 100 dollars has been credited to your bank account!] Aurora: …! That’s walking money! What Aurora didn't expect, though, was that she would end up becoming one of the technology big shots herself, in the end.

Transmigrated into a horror romance novel? Check. Rare "Vampire Childe" bloodline unlocked? Check. Toxic family trying to ruin her second chance? Not for long. ______________________________________________________________________ [System Initialized: Vampire Childe Evolution Path Detected] In her past life, Dove was a soldier in a war of poverty. In her new life, she's a "Childe"—a biological miracle destined to become a High Vampire. According to the plot of the books she once read, she was supposed to be a footnote. A dead girl on a marble staircase. But Dove has the memories of a thirty-two-year-old strategist and a System that rewards her for every luxury she secures. She doesn't want to save the world. She doesn't want to lead the resistance. She wants to be the most pampered creature in history. If that requires letting the King of Vampires spoil her rotten? Fine. If that requires using her "Predator's Presence" to crush her toxic sister's ego? Done. Join Dove as she turns a horror novel into a five-star vacation. ______________________________________________________________________ "My intelligence is a limited resource. I only use it when my comfort is threatened." Updates daily! Join Dove on her journey from a miserable past to a pampered future.

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

Crushed to death by his yandere silicone waifu, Ren transmigates into the body of Lin Fan with a system that tells him he has no talent for cultivation and is even more worthless than "poop" of the cultivation world. What he must do now is farm in silence to resolve the grudge of his past life while avoiding cultivators to enter the reincarnation cycle. So, why is it that every cultivator he comes across by accident was mistaking for someone too powerful? [Welcome, Host, to The Invincible Farming Overlord System!] [Current Status: Level 0 Farmer] [Objective: Expand your territory to become the Ultimate Farming Overlord Of The Cultivation World.] #sliceoflife Discord Server : https://discord.gg/54rTx66bd8 Mass Release Goals : 100 GT - 1 Chapter 200 GT - 2 Chapters 300 GT - 3 Chapters 400 GT - 4 Chapters 500 GT - 5 Chapters

She is a spy, a noblewoman, and the last Nine-Tailed Fox. He is a warlord, a tyrant, and the High Priest of the Demon Hunters. In the Age of Ash, Elara leads a triple life. To the world, she is a fallen noblewoman seeking refuge. To the shadows, she is a spy weaving webs of deceit. But her true form is the Nine-Tailed Fox (Kyuubi), a creature of legend cursed to consume the souls of men to survive. If she does not feed on the wicked, she will devolve into a mindless beast. For a hundred lives, she has been hunted. In every incarnation, she is found and executed by the Order of Exorcists. Now, in her final life, she must hunt the seven "Nightmare Warlords" to retrieve the fragments of her shattered soul. Her first target? Draven Blackwood. The ruthless Warlord of the North. He is the Supreme Hunter, the man whose blood burns with holy fire, sworn to exterminate her kind. He should be her executioner. Instead, he becomes her only sanctuary. Because Draven is the only man whose touch does not burn her skin. When she is with him, the beast inside her sleeps. Elara approaches him to steal his power, intending to use him as a shield. But she doesn't know the truth: The missing piece of her fox heart has been beating inside the Hunter’s chest for a thousand years. "Run, little Fox," Draven whispered, his hand tightening around her throat, his thumb caressing her pulse. "If I catch your tails showing again, I will have to kill you." "Then kill me," Elara challenged, her eyes flashing gold. "Or are you afraid you'll die of a broken heart?"

"A Rejected Omega, A Dark Alpha Prince and their twisted dangerous fate." Amelie Conley, the eldest daughter of a revered Alpha family, was once expected to carry on her family’s proud legacy. However, when she turned sixteen, she failed to awaken her wolf, which made her earn the scornful title—the Curse of the Conley Family. At eighteen, she found her destined mate and carried his child, believing she had finally been given a chance at happiness. But when she rushed to share the news, she found him in a compromising position with her younger sister, Flora. Betrayal cut deeper than any wound, but the final blow came when he rejected her without hesitation, declaring Flora as his true mate. Shunned and heartbroken, Amelie made the painful decision to leave her pack for the sake of her unborn child. But just as she tried to escape, she was ambushed—hunted down like prey. Desperate to protect herself and the life growing inside her, Amelie fled to save herself and her unborn child, only to collapse into the arms of an enigmatic stranger—Gabriel Sinclair. Gabriel was no ordinary man. He was the Alpha Prince, a name feared across the nation. For twelve long years, he had scoured the lands for his mate, only to find nothing. He had convinced himself that the Moon Goddess despised him, just as his own mother had. But the moment he laid eyes on Amelie, everything changed. "You were marked, weren't you?" His voice dropped, edged with something dangerously close to possession as his gaze met hers, demanding the truth.  The question left Amelie in a dilemma. She didn't wish to tell him the truth. "I am not an ordinary wolf, Amelie. Who the fuck marked you before me?" Gabriel voiced in a possessive yet intimidating tone.  Amelie didn’t know that the man, who saved her was none other than the infamous Dark Tyrant—the Alpha Prince, Gabriel Sinclair, whose intentions were still unknown to her. ~~~~ **The Story is a pure fiction. Names and places have nothing to do with anyone in real life.** Follow me on Instagram: rayoflight__pcy

They stole his future and crippled his body. Now, he’ll rewrite the history in blood. Damon was on the verge of greatness, first in line to claim Bloodreign, the legendary artifact said to grant unmatched power in Earth Online, the world’s first fully immersive VR game. But his best friend betrayed him, stealing the item, and leaving Damon broken, crippled and nearly deleted. Kicked from the guild, mocked by the community, and trapped in a weak, crippled body, he was forgotten until his last desperate attempt somehow brought him back in time to the day when it all began. Now Damon was back and he knew what he was going after. A hidden lineage. A cursed class. A bloodline sealed since the dawn of the multiverse. Last time he played fair. Last time he trusted. This time he would hunt and devour. With years of knowledge of every exploit, every secret quest, every bugged mechanic, he will climb straight to the top. Armed with the blood of the first Vampire King, he was an apex predator now who stood at the very top. However, unbeknownst to him, a catastrophe lurks in the shadows. Damon finds out that the game itself might not be as simple as it seemed and the entire future of the humanity might depend on this game.

#Mpreg During a brutal mafia raid, Alex’s father is assassinated in a hate-driven attack, and Alex is taken as collateral by the very gang that destroyed his life. He is brought to the Rodrigo estate—home of the infamous Rodrigo brothers, the city’s most feared criminal syndicate with ties to every major corporation. At first, Alex is relegated to servitude, working as a chef in Antonio’s mansion, his skills the only thing keeping him from complete isolation. Grief and despair consume him, and life feels hopeless—until one drunken night, Raphael bursts into his room and takes what he wants. The following night, Antonio does the same. Now carrying the impossible, Alex makes a daring choice: he will turn his pregnancy into power, manipulating the Rodrigo brothers and forcing the most dangerous men in the city to bend to his rules. But in a world where obsession and control rule, can Alex truly master the men who hold his life—and heart—in their hands? ** The real reason for the MC'S pregnancy will be gradually revealed y'all.. The book is kind of slow burn at first but picks up pace later on

After an unexpected awakening, Naomi Kenway discovered she was the villainous supporting female character in a book. She took her son to participate in a parent-child variety show, only to become the heroine's complete foil. The heroine, a hardworking and kind stepmother in a wealthy family, became an internet sensation with her close partnership with her stepson. Meanwhile, Naomi Kenway was lazy and selfish. Not only did she neglect her child, leaving him unkempt, but she was also doxxed by the entire internet for casually hitting and scolding him, earning the title of "the most malicious mother in history." After the variety show ended, Naomi Kenway was forced to divorce her wealthy husband and ended up living under a bridge. Her own son, due to childhood trauma, developed depression and committed suicide by jumping off a building in the prime of his life at eighteen. To prevent this tragedy from happening, she decided to strive desperately to be a good mother. During the recording of "My Super Mom": In a cooking competition, while everyone praised the heroine's delicious braised pork, Naomi Kenway glanced at it and calmly said, "Excessive fat intake is not good for a child's digestion." She then handed her son a nutritious meal, perfect in color, aroma, and taste, that she had practiced making for days. In a boating competition, the heroine took beautiful selfies with her stepson and posted them on Weibo. Naomi Kenway, because her son mentioned wanting to eat seafood, spent the entire afternoon diving into the sea to catch some. ... Some netizens questioned that Naomi Kenway was putting on too much of a show, using her son as a pitiable tool to build up her persona. But they were soon countered by the "pitiable tool" himself: "My mom is the best mom in the world!" Only then did the netizens realize that the introverted and sensitive little boy had gradually become cheerful and lively. Regarding Naomi Kenway's transformation, the other guests complained endlessly. They had originally come to enjoy life, but now they had to wake up at five every morning to cook for their children, or else they would be unfavorably compared to her by netizens. In response, the guests all shouted at Naomi Kenway: "Please stop being so competitive!"

After struggling to survive for three years in the apocalypse, Chu Jiangyue is betrayed and killed by her best friend. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself reborn—one day before the apocalypse begins. Her original plan is to stockpile supplies and lie low. However, fate has other ideas. Instead of hoarding goods, she’s bound to a hotel system. She's running a hotel at the end of the world. Her former best friend—the one who killed her—wants to freeload? Chu Jiangyue thought, "Sorry, please top up before shopping." A bizarre guest wants Chu Jiangyue to marry her son and take over the hotel? Chu Jiangyue thought, "If you don’t want to stay, you can say so directly. There's no need to beat around the bush." When meeting a clueless student looking for a free ride while trying to be kind on the road, Chu Jiangyue thought, "Little girl, I run a hotel, not a charity." … Zombies everywhere—no place is truly safe? Chu Jiangyue said, "Hotel rooms have zombie-shielding protection; guests can check in and stay secure." Extreme heat waves are causing constant heatstroke; stepping outside means instant sunburn? Chu Jiangyue said, "Want to try temperature-control suits and ice-cold drinks?" Extreme cold plunges to minus 100°C, freezing even zombies solid? Chu Jiangyue said, "You could enjoy cold-resistant thermal gear in our hotel!" … Someone covets the hotel and wants to seize it by force? Chu Jiangyue said, "Dear guest, you have received a hotel eviction package. Please sign for it." When people witness someone vanish into thin air, those harboring ulterior motives quietly abandon their plans. Chu Jiangyue declares, "If you want to stay here or buy supplies, no matter if you're dragon or tiger, you'll have to behave yourself on my turf!"

[High-quality male competition + all pure Beast Husbands + group pampering + Healing Ability + from being disliked to becoming adored by all] Su Muyao transmigrated to the Beast World, starting off with being exiled and mistreating five stunningly beautiful Beast Husbands. And she had just transmigrated and was right on the scene. It is said that she originally had a noble status and even had ten Beast Husbands, but five of them would rather forfeit half of their superpower strengths to forcibly dissolve their relationship with her. The other five Beast Husbands had no way to dissolve their relationship and could only follow her to be exiled to the most barren and cold Tribe. Looking at the abused, sickly, and incredibly beautiful five Beast Husbands, Su Muyao, armed with a Space System, started searching for food, farming, cooking, and trading. She also possesses a Wood Element Ability to heal injuries, has extremely high fertility, and can give birth to top-talented babies. Before she knew it, she cleaned up her reputation and became adored by all, even unintentionally stunning the entire Beast World Continent. High-quality noble beastman constantly beg to be her Beast Husband. And those who said they would leave after three months found that the Beast Husbands not only stayed but also vied to pamper her, creating a daily Asura scene of competition for her favor. The pure and cold Wolf Beastman The enchanting and alluring Fox Beastman The gentle-as-jade Snake King Beast The soul-captivating Blood Clan Beast The pure and unblemished Ice and Snow Beast The handsome and aloof Dragon Beastman, and so on. Initially, they despised her, but later they revolved around her, using steely determination to protect and pamper her with their lives. Each one competed to become her Beast Husband and spend the night with her. Those who once abandoned and betrayed her before the exile, even if it were a hellish pursuit of love, she would never forgive.

She was originally a notorious villain who made all realm strategists tremble with fear, tearing apart all systems in a fit of rage. Because she was too bored being trapped in the small world, Qian Yan grabbed a system and forcibly bound it, starting a new mission. Qian Yan discovered that almost every realm had a familiar person following her, constantly wanting to be with her. But she only wants to complete missions, pursue a career, and has no interest in falling in love!

The Immortal caressed my head, tying my hair and receiving longevity. A lone girl, Jiang Yuebai, ascends Ninefold Mountain to the Azure Clouds, only to seek the Immortal’s path, wandering the world and Cloud Stepping. The path of Immortal Cultivation defies the heavens. Compete with the heavens, compete with the earth, compete with people, compete with oneself. Senior sister recites ten scrolls daily; I read books until dawn. Senior brother swings his sword hundreds of times; I return amidst the stars with my lance. Master refines elixirs sitting overnight; my Pill Furnace Fire stays unextinguished! If I don’t exhaust myself through cultivation, I’ll exhaust others, aiming to make the entire Cultivation Realm cry from cultivation. [Focus on alchemy, due to excessive refinement, the pill furnace can’t withstand the pressure and explodes, Alchemy Skill Level -1] [Continue alchemy with an iron pot and unexpectedly find fire control easier, herbs heat more evenly, Alchemy Skill Level +5] [Congratulations, your Alchemy has leveled up!] Note: Early stage involves Immortal Cultivation Data Panel, has a satire attribute, no point addition, no rewards, no tasks, low appearances, discarded later stages, dislike, please do not disturb, abandon the book without notice! No CP!

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

【1v1 face-slapping peerless pampering novel, mutual pampering between husband and wife, abuse of scum and dog】 "Let's go, marry me, I'll cover the expenses!" Before her rebirth, she was blind and didn't want her handsome husband. After being reborn, she only wants to win her husband back, so she goes to great lengths. Ji Hanyu: "Bai Haoxue, let's talk." "Unless it's about love, I have nothing to discuss with you." Ji Hanyu: "..." "Young Master Ji, I heard you fell in love with Bai Haoxue at first sight?" "No, I'm marrying her at first sight." "So what are your tips for pursuing your wife?" "To chase a girl, you need to be thick-skinned, because being thick will get you a wife."

【Yuppie Hidden King Yan Jinzhi VS Spiritual Power Space Master Jiang Mingyue】 （Double Rebirth + Powerful Couple + Double Purity 1V1 + Mutual Doting + Face Slapping） Caught in a trap, Jiang Mingyue inadvertently discovers that she is merely bait for her opponent, whose true aim is the life of her only family member. How can she allow that? Provoking the villain, she successfully gets kicked off Wuyun Mountain and smashed to pieces. Her soul traverses four hundred years back to a time of scarcity, only to discover upon awakening that she has become a fake wealthy daughter, who had just threatened her foster parents with jumping into a river if they sent her back to the countryside. With a merged mind and body, Jiang Mingyue declares: Countryside? I couldn't ask for more. Thus, her foster parents, brother and sister-in-law, and the true white lotus daughter Jiang Zhenzhu, stare in disbelief: The troublesome girl who previously raised hell not wanting to return, suddenly seems to have transformed into another person, happily linking arms with her biological sister to go home. Jiang Mingyue: Thank you for fulfilling my wish! In the future, those who want to take advantage of me... humph! No way! I am the strongest king with an unmatched treasure. What’s that? The strongest king is also accompanied by a peak master protecting her? The informed ones: Another day to be envious! Yan Jinzhi: If my woman wants to reach for the sky, I'll accompany her!

Before rebirth, she was ruthlessly abandoned by the man she loved the most. After rebirth, she threw out a divorce paper, "I don't love you anymore, let's divorce." He is the all-powerful emperor of Stellaria, cold and heartless, with unpredictable moods. Facing the accusation from his young wife, he laughed wildly and confidently, "Who else can you love but me?" A certain woman made a domineering counterattack, picking up the little dumpling beside her, "Him, I love him the most." Melody Thorne, who had just been reborn, originally thought she could stand tall, but didn't expect to be unable to even walk, From then on, the cold-blooded president transformed into a wife-pampering maniac, afraid to break her if he held her, afraid she'd melt if he kissed her. She fought dregs, he provided the gun. She wanted stars in the sky, he immediately built a rocket to reach them. A reporter interviewed, "Mr. Quinn, how did you manage to conquer Mrs. Quinn who wanted to run away several times?" "By making babies."

The shadow double is reborn? Brother is transmigrated in the womb? Best friend is just a surface-level friendship... The female lead has become cannon fodder? Don’t worry, don’t worry, I have my ticket in hand, won’t be cannon fodder, need to rise up!

[New Hit Book] The king mysteriously withdraws, and just when everyone breathes a sigh of relief, they are unaware that an unprecedented storm is about to unfold!