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"I will pay you five million dollars to pretend to be my wife for exactly one year, and you will not receive a single penny more." "You could offer me fifty million dollars, and I would still rather clean the floors at the diner than spend twelve months pretending to tolerate your miserable personality." Freya Summers works double shifts as a waitress to pay off the massive financial debt left behind by her deceased parents. She values her independence and deeply despises the arrogant wealthy elite who bankrupted her family. Mason Kingsley requires an immediate wife to inherit his family’s corporate empire and prevent his ambitious cousin from taking control of the business. The billionaire does not want a partner, but his father issues a strict ultimatum and forces him to marry the stubborn waitress who serves his morning coffee. Mason views Freya as an opportunist who manipulated his father for a massive payout. Freya views Mason as a controlling man who uses his vast wealth to dictate the lives of everyone around him. They sign a strict legal document with clear boundaries to survive the arrangement. They must pretend to be in love in front of the public while remaining entirely separate inside his private estate. However, living in the same house soon reveals the truth behind their mutual assumptions about one another. The wealthy heir and the struggling waitress must decide if their developing attraction is worth breaking the strict rules they swore to uphold.

Surrender immediately, human-knight scum! In the realm-shifting spires of Towerne, the stupidly overpowered High Overlord Chaos rules with a silly teacup in one hand and cosmic power in the other. He's deadly, handsome, and absolutely unstoppable... so long as he remembers what he was supposed to be doing. Oh, and he HATES Knights. He's got Terminally Online minion "mogposting" them on the hour. Follow his quirky underlings—scouts, maniacs, weirdos, and trap-setters galore—as they bungle heists, prank eternal rivals like the stoic Lord Knight Captain (she's the one wearing a maid outfit with cat-ears on the cover... she lost a bet,) and navigate absurd holidays like All Hell-Ows! Eve and endure horrid interdimensional road trips. There will be wild pranks, epic relic hunts, incredibly good-looking jerks, and yes, there will be BLOOD! This is a short fiction series with a bit of Discworld wit, Good Omens banter, and some Office-style Chaos. Will The High Overlord expand his domain further into grander and stranger realms? Yes, duh, but it's going to be a wild ride! Perfect for fans of humorous epics—dive in and join the Minionry! What to expect: -Many, many characters in a shared world screwing up each other's day -Brutally powerful knights and overlords managing realms filled with goofy losers -Chapters averaging around 1,000 -1,500 words -Puns, naughty jokes, crazy sword battles and awkward dates Chapters release Monday through Friday.

In my past life, I built an empire to save humanity. In this life, I’ll build one to rule the ruins.” Kaelen Voss was the "Architect of Order," a genius CEO who used his billions and his Level 9 'Technomancy' to build the last sanctuary for mankind after the Great Collapse. But on the eve of the New Era, he was betrayed. His vice-president poisoned his marrow, his fiancée sold his blueprints to the rival Mafia syndicates, and he was left to be torn apart by mutated beasts in the Dead Zones. But death was just a system reboot. Kaelen wakes up ten years in the past—exactly 24 hours before the "Zero-Day" apocalypse begins. He is back in his high-rise office, his treacherous inner circle still smiling at his face, and his bank account still overflowing with "useless" fiat currency. This time, Kaelen won't be a savior. Armed with a decade of future knowledge, the hidden locations of "God-Tier" power cores, and a heart turned to ice, he begins his move. The CEO: He will liquidate his assets to buy up the world's most vital resources before money becomes paper. The Villain: He will crush the budding heroes of the future before they can even awaken. The Mafia God: He will unite the underworld to create a new world order where he is the sole judge, jury, and executioner. The apocalypse is coming. The superpowers are awakening. And Kaelen Voss is already at the finish line, waiting to slap the world in the face.

Fifty years ago, rifts appeared in the world. These rifts spewed spirit beasts, ancient artifacts, and fragments of lost civilizations. The human race brought forth Talent Sigils and built guilds and families for survival. These families include one of the oldest awakened bloodlines, known as "The Long Clan," said to trace its lineage from the dragons of antiquity. However, rivalries also exist within great clans. His name is Long Hao, the son of a dwindling lineage family who is ridiculed for being the embarrassment of the clan. It is not impossible for people to believe that he has only mediocre talent because the clan already labels him as the failure who does not deserve the name dragon. But on the night before the awakening ceremony, there is a prohibited awakening within him. > [Eclipse System… Activating [Forbidden Talent Detected. Origin: Dragon-Eclipse Bloodline It seems that *Heaven’s Law* itself has made Long Hao wields forbidden talent, a skill feared not only by humans but also by the heavens. The day that follows, the Awakening Stone has no talent, and the world laughs at him. But Long Hao just smiled. When the first dungeon appears out of nowhere in his high school, chaos breaks out. "The trash of the Long Clan" emerges and displays power that shocks the city. He will overcome his destiny. Above the guilds. Above ancient clans. Beyond God's own command. A dragon ought to fly across the nine heavens, and he, named Long Hao, shall smash those who come to get in his way. A dragon should soar across the nine heavens— and Long Hao will shatter anyone who dares stand in his path.

Viola was once the pride of her pack, destined to rise above everyone on the day she received her wolf. Instead, that day marked her fall. She had been the villain in countless stories, untouchable and adored by the Alpha heir, until the night her wolf was supposed to awaken, and fate played its cruelest joke. She fell to the lowest rank in her pack, rejected by her sworn mate. Stripped of status, strength, and even her wolf, she was forced to live a life worse than that of an omega. Imprisoned and alone, Viola’s only hope of escape lay in finding her wolf, or her fated mate. Only, a dark past kept her powers dormant… and her fated mate didn’t want her. Sebastian Kade is powerful, ruthless, and chained to a past he refuses to release. Viola Linden does not belong in his world, and he wants her gone. Fate, however, disagrees. This fragile, stubborn girl refuses to leave his orbit. He does not believe in love. He does not want her. He has already lost too much. An Alpha who swore off weakness, hardened by loss and haunted by a prophecy that feels more like a curse, Sebastian is certain he will never allow another woman into his life. But the Moon Goddess is rarely kind. Viola carries something ancient within her, something dangerous, something powerful enough to defy him. Hate twists into desire. Desire ignites into fierce passion. And passion threatens to become love. But when Sebastian discovers what Viola truly carries within her, will it save him… or destroy everything he’s built? ~~~ WARNING: MATURE CONTENT! #Slow burn #Spicy #Morally Gray ML #Adventure #Angst

In 2050, Ethan Vance was the world's most brilliant hardware engineer, yet he died in a cold basement, betrayed by the tech giants who stole his soul's work. When he opens his eyes, he’s back in 2026. He's a broke college student again, holding a laptop that's 'trash' by his future standards. But in his mind, he carries 24 years of tech evolution. Every unpatched exploit, every trillion-dollar AI algorithm, every Bitcoin surge—it's all his. The world thinks the tech revolution is just beginning. Ethan knows it’s already over. Because this time, the throne belongs to him.

"Special Admission, Rank 1." That was the title on the golden invitation I threw into the trash three months ago. Back then, I was the Crime Lord of Oakhaven. I had money, territory, and an ego that touched the sky. Why would a King lower himself to attend a school? I was arrogant. I was foolish. And I paid the price. It took less than an hour for a single knight to turn my criminal empire into a graveyard. He didn't just defeat me; he ignored me. I was an ant beneath the boot of a god. Broken and desperate, I used my last asset: a golden letter granting me entry to Zenith Imperial Academy as "Special Admission Rank 1." It’s a lie. I’m not a prodigy. I’m a fraud with no foundation, surrounded by the strongest heirs in the Empire who want to see me bleed. I can’t cast their spells. I can’t hold their weapons. But I can steal their lives. My Authority is [Usurper]. While they study theory, I steal reflexes. While they practice honor, I copy trauma. I am not here to learn. I am here to hunt. My targets are the "Four Calamities"—four women who hold powers strong enough to rewrite reality. They think I’m their peer. They don’t know I’m the parasite waiting to hollow them out. I’m going to make them mine. Discord: https://discord.gg/FK9GfrSjtb

One minute he is Valentine Reynolds, the most honourable man and a true hero in his world, and the next minute he is the trash of another world. ‎ ‎Cast to the bottom of the food chain where shame was his daily bread and bullying his normal life, he struggled. How did this happen? HE TRANSMIGRATED. Wait... But how did he become the weakest demon in an academy where only the strong survived? An academy where only the most atrocious things happen! (Slavery, Pimping, Killing, Sedating, Torture, Rape, Sodomy). Sodomy? SODOMY??? What exactly about his past life was so wrong to be so heartlessly cursed with such severe punishment? Valentine Reynolds was highly HOMOPHOBIC!! ... But Val's predicament was nothing compared to the actual craft of this world. Here, you will see seven princes of hell wage war against themselves. Here, you will see the true nature of their abilities. Here, you will see them wrestle with other entities, weak or strong just to get to the throne. Here, you will see them mess with their weakness and prey on the weak. Here, you will see what happens in an academy where everyone is ruthless. Here, you get to see what it means for the Ruler of Hell to fall in love. Here, you get to see what happens when the one whom Hell bows to crumble his world to protect his heart. Here, you WILL see what happens when you mess with Hell himself. What? You want to see this happen? Then swipe open the chapters already! ------- NOTE: This book is slow paced. ~~~~ Releases on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesdays and Fridays. Mass Releases on Saturdays and Sundays.

Yi Chen never asked to transmigrate into a cultivation world, but he still ended up here. However, the good part was that he was granted a system which came with an Innate ability. The ability to check the status of others! Even though it was only Level 1 for now, he had decided to make the best use of it by collecting enough money and leaving the town to find where the cultivators were and join a sect… until a certain young lady decided to choose him on that particular day. 'Wait, why did Miss Yu choose me? I’m not even handsome!' Glancing at her status, he gawked. ‘What?! She's going to be the phoenix empress...? Great god...I can't even run away then,' Accepting his fate, Yi Chen got married. What he didn't know was that this marriage would become the spark that would make him go on a journey where he would go through countless crises, jump several realms, fight numerous cultivators, slay innumerable beasts and explore all corners of this world of cultivation. Follow Yi Chen as he stumbles, complains, and somehow survives everything this cultivation world throws at him. _________ "One day, even you might get transmigrated here, like me. So read this novel carefully… it might just save your life!" – Yi Chen __________ Upload Time: Daily at 00:15 (GMT + 8) Discord server: https://discord.gg/Tr8KDS3npV

Life. People say it has meaning. Purpose. Some grand reason you’re supposed to figure out before it’s over. Honestly? I think that’s bullshit. Some people are born strong. Some are born lucky. And some of us are born just… there. Not special enough to matter. Not useless enough to disappear. I tried. I really did. School. Family. Dreams. Didn’t work out. So I ran. From expectations. From people. From myself. And somehow, I ended up here. Inside a game I used to play. The Hero Chronicles. Famous for being unfair. Famous for being impossible. And now I’m part of it. Not as the chosen hero. Not as someone important. Just Leo von Celestial. The human Domain's failure. And the worst part? I've got 40 days until the Path Awakening. The same trial that killed the original Leo in the game. Now it’s my turn.

Hasumi Ren crossed over to the Soul Society five years ago, landing right in the most dangerous era—the time when Aizen Sosuke was still a Vice-Captain, plotting in the shadows. Armed with a mysterious Attribute Collection System, Hasumi Ren can see and absorb "Experience Fragments" that drop from others. Watch Shiba Kaien release his spiritual pressure? [Reiatsu +200] Train with Shihoin Yoruichi? [Shunpo +100] Argue with Urahara Kisuke? [Intelligence +50] His plan was simple: Stay low-key, open a chain of Ichiraku Ramen shops in the Rukongai, and quietly farm attributes until he was invincible. He wanted a peaceful life, hiding his true power while playing the role of a lazy student at the Shino Academy alongside Ise Nanao. But in the Soul Society, talent is a curse. When a Menos Grande attacks during a training exercise, Hasumi Ren is forced to draw his sword. His Zanpakuto, Garenge (Chain Lotus), awakens with the terrifying ability to analyze and seal the powers of others. Now, he has caught the eye of the Stealth Force Commander Shihoin Yoruichi, provoked the corrupt Tsunayashiro Noble Family, and worst of all... he has appeared on Aizen’s radar. To survive the coming storm, Hasumi Ren must evolve. From a student to a seated officer, from a businessman to a Captain—his path to the top is paved with the dropped attributes of his enemies. TAGS : #Bleach #System #Transmigration #WeakToStrong #HidingAbilities #BusinessManagement #SmartMC #Zanpakuto #Romance #Harem #FaceSlapping #Action #SliceOfLife

Two hundred and fifty years ago, the apocalypse descended and with it the Game Origin Ascension Domain. Over a night, people transformed, some suddenly grew wings, some started producing lightning, some moved faster than a train and some forming flames that could melt a mountain. These people became known as Players. In today's society, Players dictate everything. Your entire worth is tied to your mana affinity and the Origin Talent you awaken upon your first time entering the Domain. ---- Caelus Kross. He was a transmigrator stuck at the absolute bottom of the barrel with an E-Rank mana affinity and a seriously terrible reputation. He was once known as the pathetic lap dog of a woman who treated his heart like a dirty welcome mat. Honestly, settling down as a magical construction worker seemed like his peak career path. However, the universe had a much stranger plan. Everything changed on the day he awakened. He did not get a glowing sword or a fancy fireball. He got a talent that allowed him to extract literally anything. [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted the S-Rank talent: Star King] [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted the SS-Rank Talent: Space-Time Rupture God] [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted an S-Rank Mana Affinity Physique] [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted the Battle God's combat experience] [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted an SSS-Rank bloodline] Armed with the Endless Extraction talent, Caelus will right what is wrong, crush his old reputation, and uncover the hidden secrets of the Origin Ascension Domain. Tags: #GameWorld, #TalentAwakening, #Fastpaced, #OverpoweredMC, #WeakToStrong, #NonHumanMC, #ProGamer, #TownBuilding, #Vampire, #FaceSlapping, #Grinding, #Leaderboard, #FastPacedGrowth, #SkillSteal, #SkillFusion ---- Join the discord for illustrations and discussion: https://discord.gg/yjNVUrSRhf

Lin Fan was betrayed by his party and left to die in a dungeon. At the brink of death, a mysterious gacha system activated and gave him an insane privilege: every pull guarantees an SSR waifu and legendary weapon. But there's a huge catch. [Ding! Congratulations Host! You have obtained SSR Hero - Bai Yuling!] "Master... there's blood on my dress... EEEKKK!!!" "Master, I'm sleepy... wake me up later, okay?" "Master! I made new friends! Can they join our party?" Now Lin Fan doesn't just have to fight monsters. He has to become a full-time babysitter, manager, and psychiatrist for his ridiculously powerful but extremely troublesome SSR waifus. What was supposed to be his golden ticket to an easy life has turned into nonstop chaos, comedy, and high blood pressure.

Amara Piers is living the dream everyone double-taps on Instagram. For ten years, Sebastian Creed hasn’t just been her husband; he’s been her entire world. As the charismatic CEO of a global empire, Sebastian is the man who has everything, yet he acts as if Amara is his only prize. The handwritten morning notes, the spontaneous anniversary trips to Paris, the way he looks at her as if she’s the only woman in the room—it was the "perfect" marriage. Or so she thought. The facade doesn’t crack; it shatters. On a mundane Thursday morning, a stranger delivers a sentence that turns Amara’s fairy tale into a psychological horror story: “Ma’am, I’m sorry... but your marriage certificate and your child’s adoption papers are both fake.” In one heartbeat, Amara realizes she isn’t a wife, and she might not legally be a mother. The man she worshipped hasn’t just been keeping secrets; he’s been orchestrating a decade-long performance. As the walls of her high-end life close in, Amara must face a terrifying reality: Sebastian Creed didn't marry her because he loved her. He "captured" her. Now, the woman who was once his greatest treasure is becoming his greatest threat. To reclaim her life and walk away from her husband's child, Amara must disappear from a man who has the resources to find anyone, anywhere. But how do you run from a man who knows your every thought before you even think it? She was the woman he claimed to love. Now, she’s the one woman he can’t be allowed to keep.

A young man is reincarnated in another world and is simply living his life. He soon discovers he is not alone; others like him have also been summoned as gladiators, representing the nobles of this world. These summoned individuals fight in elaborate schemes orchestrated by the nobles for their entertainment. Before long, the young man becomes caught in the web of gods governing this world and must fight to survive.

Star Set has always been a fixer. Give her a broken home; she will try to mend it. Give her a hopeless situation, she will find a way out. But some things in life cannot be fixed — only survived. After a desperate attempt to help her mother escape an abusive marriage goes horribly wrong, Star’s life changes in a single night of twisted metal, sirens, and secrets. When she wakes, she finds herself tied to the most powerful family in the city — the Starks. Lucian Stark is cold, dangerous, and the father of her unborn child. Adrian Stark is charming, brilliant, and the man who owns her heart. They are brothers. They are enemies. And Star is now the woman standing between them. But the Stark family is built on wealth, power, and dark secrets that do not stay buried. In this family, love is a weakness, loyalty is a weapon, and betrayal is paid for in blood. When a hidden truth surfaces and an old family pact demands a sacrifice, Star is forced into an impossible choice: The father of her child… or the love of her life. In a world where power decides everything and fate destroys everyone, Star must decide what she is willing to lose — because this time, she cannot fix everything. And this time, someone she loves will not survive.

“Elina died in a historic era, only to wake up in modern times—in the body of Tahee, the daughter of the powerful Kim family. Surrounded by three protective older brothers and strict parents, she’s lazy, shameless, and endlessly flirty, teasing everyone in her thoughts…though they can hear her. Caught in a chaotic mix-up between real and fake daughters of two rival families, she’s dragged into family drama, unexpected responsibilities, and admiration she never asked for. Can her lazy charm survive this whirlwind of secrets, rivalry, and romance—or will it all come crashing down?”

[Active] Patreon Exclusive: Coming Soon! After a sudden death at school, Yuto is reincarnated as a Devil under Rias Gremory, but unlike the others, he awakens a magic system no one can understand. A system that has no ceiling of power. He will be laughed at first, but soon he will be the one laughing. [SSS-Ranked Bond System Activated] In a world where power is everything, Yuto’s ability is simple. The deeper the bond, the greater the strength. Every connection and magic spells are ranked from E to SSS. Every emotion: trust, tension, desire, can be leveled up to increase the bond as a whole. And the women around him? They’re not just allies… They’re his path to power. Surrounded by beauties like Akeno Himejima, Koneko Toujou, and Asia Argento, Yuto quickly realizes. No one in history has ever reached SSS Rank with their magic. But as bonds deepen and emotions spiral, one truth becomes clear: This power doesn’t just create loyalty… It creates obsession. And in a world of Devils, Angels, and Fallen Angels: Yuto isn’t just rising. He’s becoming someone they won’t be able to resist… or control. From Human --> Reincarnated E-Ranked Devil --> SSS-Ranked Harem Emperor __ Extra Tags: Hardcore | BDSM | Fetish | NSFW | Op MC Over Time | Dominate | Anime | Breeding | Choking | Spanking | World Domination | Hentai | Anti-hero | Smut | Mature | Highschool DxD | Mega Harem | Territorial MC | [M] Mature Sex Chapter | System | Progression Fantasy | Face Slapping Socials: Patreon - Coming Soon! Discord - Coming Soon! Note1: This is a fan fiction and I do not own the anime, the characters, universe, or elements from it. The written text and the altered storyline itself is mine. All chapters are free with one chapter a day unless on my upcoming Patreon! Note2: This novel is very heavy on the smut if you couldn't tell. If you aren't a super fan of it you can skim the chapters marked as [M] and still understand the plot and what is going on, but just know this novel is supposed to be a balanced blend of plot and spice. Tell me in chapter comments or reviews if you want more or less spice.

"Ah, Young Master, Cassius?...I'm afraid you'll be dissapointed to hear that he's not available at the moment as he's 'attending' to his adopted mother in her room." Cassius's lovely maid, Isabelle said in a fluster while she heard lewd sounds escape from her Mistress's room. "No, I'm sorry to say that you can't meet Young Master today, since he's 'helping out' his sister-in-law with some 'favours' in her garden." The innocent Isabelle excused herself as she witnessed her lady's flower being picked, instead of the rest of the flowers in the garden. "I hate to say this sir but Young Master, Cassius is currently guiding Miss Knight in the 'ways of the sword', so you can probably only meet him tomorrow." Isabelle once again blocked the guests from entering, knowing that the sword her Young Master was handling could penetrate a body, but could never wound one. "I apologise once again as Young Master is at the Capital right now teaching a class to the female students in the Academy." Isabelle said with her cheeks flushed, already knowing that her master was taking a very 'practical' lesson about human reproduction with the girls in his class. "Oh my! The King wants to meet the Young Master?...Well I guess he'll have to wait since Young Master, Cassius has gone clothes shopping with the Queen." Isabelle lied to the King himself, knowing that her Young Master wasn't shopping for clothes and was actually removing the royal clothes off the Mother of the Country. Excuses...Excuses...The loyal maid, Isabelle had no choice but to make excuses for her Young Master, who was the most talked about and hated noble on the Continent because of his depraved escapades with all sorts of woman ranging from his own Family to Royalty itself and his Tyranical rule over his estate. And to think that not too long ago he was considered a wastrel noble, who was going to drink himself to death one day. ...When did it all begin she wondered as she excitedly walked into his room to get the reward she deserved for being such a loyal made, while someone else made excuses for her this time. •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• [No NTR - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - No unnecessary Drama - Incest - Harem - Hardcore Netori - Slice of Life Romance - Demigirls - Elves - Vampires - Beast Girls - Slaves - Royalty - Finally a very competent protagonist] discord.gg/ujeKWchgeb

When a mysterious energy known as Origin Essence returns, the modern world is thrown into chaos. Some awaken power… most don’t. But he is different. While others struggle, he absorbs it endlessly his talent defying all limits. In a world where strength is everything, such power makes him both unstoppable and a target. As ancient forces rise and reality begins to fracture, he must climb higher than anyone before. Or be crushed by the very power that chose him.