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Ten years ago, the Mist-Veil Village was erased from the map. Not by a natural disaster, but by the casual cruelty of the Black-Tiger Sect. ​Eight-year-old Li Wei watched as his parents were slaughtered and his younger sister was refined into a handful of grey ash before his very eyes. That day, the "Jade Child" died. In his place, something hollow was born. Trauma didn't break Li Wei; it cauterized him. His heart died, becoming a "Void Heart"—a cold, silent abyss that replaced human emotion with surgical logic. ​Now, a young man with a face so divine it makes goddesses weep has descended from the frozen Northern Wastes. He wears moon-white silk and carries a scholar's scroll, but his fingers weave invisible Celestial Silk Strings that can map the nervous system of a God. ​Li Wei doesn't seek justice. Justice is for the weak. He seeks Anatomical Erasure. ​To the world, he is a breathtaking immortal. To his enemies, he is a butcher who treats their bodies like a laboratory. He doesn't just kill; he dismantles. One nerve, one bone, and one sect at a time. ​The count is 3,000. The debt is blood. The Butcher has picked up his scalpel. ​[What to Expect] ​The "Dead Heart" Logic: An MC who is truly emotionless. He doesn't get "angry" or "arrogant." He calculates the most efficient way to inflict the maximum amount of biological agony. ​Surgical Brutality: Fight scenes are described with anatomical precision. Expect to see the internal mechanics of the human body—meridians, nerves, and organs—used against the victim. ​Celestial Silk Path: A unique cultivation system. While others use swords and fire, Li Wei uses invisible Qi-Threads to manipulate his enemies like puppets before shredding them. ​Face-Slapping Reimagined: When an arrogant Young Master insults Li Wei, he doesn't just punch him. He performs a live dissection in front of a horrified audience. ​Pure Grimdark: A world where the "Heavenly Dao" is indifferent, and the only law is the one written in the blood of the fallen. ​[Cultivation Ranks: Mortal Transcendence] ​Qi Condensation (The Gathering of Breath) ​Copper Bone (The Hardening of the Frame) ​Meridian Opening (The Mapping of the Internal Flow) ​Blood Refining (The Purification of the Life Stream) ​Core Formation (The Crystallization of the Void) ​Nascent Soul (The Birth of the Inner Butcher) ... and beyond into the Celestial Realms.

From overworked corporate slave to… the fat niece of a future villain? At twenty-three, my life ended in the most ironic way possible, drowning in a lake while reading an online romance novel. When I woke up, I wasn’t just alive, I was inside that very novel. And worse, not as the princess or the healer or even the tragic maid. No. I woke up as Seraphine Agro, the silver-haired, chubby niece of the story’s main villain, Duke Tayler Agro, the man who would one day summon a famine, experiment on peasants, and get publicly executed. Awesome. Now I’m stuck in a half-collapsed mansion with stale soup, a broken “Duke” father who’s too kind for his own good, and an entire kingdom collapsing into plague and hunger. And to make things worse, the hero of the story—the dangerously handsome knight Sir Alex Canva, is on his way to inspect our lands. I know the plot. I know who dies. And I’m not planning to go quietly. Armed with sarcasm, stubbornness, and a questionable diet, I’m rewriting destiny, one disastrous choice at a time.

After an unexpected awakening, Naomi Kenway discovered she was the villainous supporting female character in a book. She took her son to participate in a parent-child variety show, only to become the heroine's complete foil. The heroine, a hardworking and kind stepmother in a wealthy family, became an internet sensation with her close partnership with her stepson. Meanwhile, Naomi Kenway was lazy and selfish. Not only did she neglect her child, leaving him unkempt, but she was also doxxed by the entire internet for casually hitting and scolding him, earning the title of "the most malicious mother in history." After the variety show ended, Naomi Kenway was forced to divorce her wealthy husband and ended up living under a bridge. Her own son, due to childhood trauma, developed depression and committed suicide by jumping off a building in the prime of his life at eighteen. To prevent this tragedy from happening, she decided to strive desperately to be a good mother. During the recording of "My Super Mom": In a cooking competition, while everyone praised the heroine's delicious braised pork, Naomi Kenway glanced at it and calmly said, "Excessive fat intake is not good for a child's digestion." She then handed her son a nutritious meal, perfect in color, aroma, and taste, that she had practiced making for days. In a boating competition, the heroine took beautiful selfies with her stepson and posted them on Weibo. Naomi Kenway, because her son mentioned wanting to eat seafood, spent the entire afternoon diving into the sea to catch some. ... Some netizens questioned that Naomi Kenway was putting on too much of a show, using her son as a pitiable tool to build up her persona. But they were soon countered by the "pitiable tool" himself: "My mom is the best mom in the world!" Only then did the netizens realize that the introverted and sensitive little boy had gradually become cheerful and lively. Regarding Naomi Kenway's transformation, the other guests complained endlessly. They had originally come to enjoy life, but now they had to wake up at five every morning to cook for their children, or else they would be unfavorably compared to her by netizens. In response, the guests all shouted at Naomi Kenway: "Please stop being so competitive!"

Six years ago, his family was exterminated, buried in a sea of fire! Six years later, Ye Tianchen returned with demon-like power! With god-level Medical Skill and unmatched Cultivation Technique, he sweeps through everything, leaving none to compete!

Born with extraordinary strength, Wen Ran suddenly transmigrates into the body of an unfortunate girl—one drained dry by her entire family and reduced to nothing more than a disposable background character in a sweet romance novel. Her stepmother and stepsister steal the original owner’s job, sell her off to a fool, and then kick her down to the countryside. To make matters worse, they turn around and slander her, claiming she refused to marry and ran away with the family's money. Burdened with infamy, the original owner endures endless suffering in the countryside—until she finally throws herself into the river. Wen Ran thought, "To hell with that!" She sells the job herself and beats the whole family to a pulp. She kicks the trash father, slaps the stepmother, and even thoughtfully signs her beloved stepsister up to be sent to the northern frontier—where she can dance with wolves. Since she’s already been accused of stealing the money, she might as well make it real. One sweep of her hand later, the house is left with nothing but four load-bearing walls. Before leaving, she doesn't forget to send in a report letter—getting her scumbag father fired for good. Sent down to the countryside, Wen Ran unexpectedly meets a rough, rogue-like man with a handsome edge. Rough men are great. Rough men are wonderful. And the best part? Rough men hand all their hard-earned money to their wives. Xiao Chenye, salary in his left hand and a ladle in his right, fixes her with a burning gaze. "Dear," he asks, "want to get married?" Completely swept away, Wen Ran answers without hesitation, "Yes! I do! Let's get married right now!"

Zhou Yu was nothing more than an ordinary mortal—average spiritual roots, no qi, no path to cultivation. After falling from a cliff, he awakens inside a mysterious cave and encounters a dying immortal. With her sect annihilated and her legacy fading, she entrusts him with the Dao of Evolution and a single command: Stay in Tianyun. Rebuild what was lost. [Dao EVO-Path System Activated] [Analyze weaknesses. Replicate. Evolve.] [All techniques can be perfected.] From a mortal without qi… to the master of a rising sect. “You are no longer a mortal… You are a sect master.” With the EVO-Path Dao, Zhou Yu begins his journey to rebuild the Tianyun Sect and walk the endless road toward the peak of cultivation world.

My wife is pretending to be a bad student again. ###### After raising a foolish wife for nineteen years, she left a divorce paper and ran away! Sitting in a wheelchair, he looked calm: "She doesn't know the way, she won't get far." The subordinate reminded: "Madam has run abroad to compete..." Young Master remained expressionless: "She is a bad student, always last in every competition." The subordinate wiped his sweat: "But, Madam is a judge this time..." Mr. Emperor furrowed his brows: "Heh, what does a country girl know besides planting?" The subordinate wanted to cry: "A global top academic competition... in the men's category... as a judge..." He, who has a leg condition, suddenly stood up from the wheelchair: "I'll go compete!" = = At the competition venue. Looking at his foolish wife dressed as a man, handsome and charming, dominating all the awards; then in a long dress, radiant and mesmerizing, becoming a goddess revered in the fields of global medicine, pharmacy, botany, and even astrophysics... His eyes deepened: "No matter how amazing, she's still my woman!" Who would have thought, she arrogantly tossed a divorce paper: "Here, sign it!" [1v1 sweet love story, both heart-wrenching and heart-warming]

Before rebirth, she was ruthlessly abandoned by the man she loved the most. After rebirth, she threw out a divorce paper, "I don't love you anymore, let's divorce." He is the all-powerful emperor of Stellaria, cold and heartless, with unpredictable moods. Facing the accusation from his young wife, he laughed wildly and confidently, "Who else can you love but me?" A certain woman made a domineering counterattack, picking up the little dumpling beside her, "Him, I love him the most." Melody Thorne, who had just been reborn, originally thought she could stand tall, but didn't expect to be unable to even walk, From then on, the cold-blooded president transformed into a wife-pampering maniac, afraid to break her if he held her, afraid she'd melt if he kissed her. She fought dregs, he provided the gun. She wanted stars in the sky, he immediately built a rocket to reach them. A reporter interviewed, "Mr. Quinn, how did you manage to conquer Mrs. Quinn who wanted to run away several times?" "By making babies."

"“She is the descendant of the mysterious Ghost Physician Sect, but she accidentally transmigrated to become the number one trash of the Phoenix Shadow Nation!” When the strong soul entered this weak body, her performance shocked everyone! He was the terrifying Ghost King. Everyone thought that he was cold and heartless, but he pretended to be blind in front of her just to capture her heart… It was only when he revealed his true appearance that he realized that he was actually a two-faced wolf! ""Do you know that you will be struck by lightning if you pretend to be blind?"" Huo Huo gritted her teeth. ""How can I trap you home if I don't pretend?"" It's a classic transmigration story. The female lead is strong and handsome, and the male lead can't help but be attracted to her. They fight, fall in love, and finally fulfill all their wishes. "

In her past life, Qiao Qiqi was brainwashed by a heartless man and a shameless woman, leading to the downfall of her family. Reborn, she kicks scumbags and make them regret the day they crossed her. Qiao Qiqi's mom: "My Qiqi is gentle and timid, don't scare her." The gangster whose limbs were broken by Qiao Qiqi: "????" Who... is really scared here? Qiao Qiqi's dad: "My Qiqi has no particular skill, she'll just inherit the family fortune." Big shots from all circles: "????" Indeed, she has no 'one' particular skill—she's good at everything! * Back in high school, Qiao Qiqi was waiting for Gu Shili to transfer to First Middle School. In her past life, he helped fulfill her last wish; in this life, she's determined to repay his kindness. Gu Shili was brought back to the country by his family early. On his first day at school, he sees a fight outside—more precisely, a pretty girl is single-handedly beating up the opponent! Qiao Qiqi kicks the last piece of trash to the ground, her foot ruthlessly stepping on the opponent's face. Her fair and beautiful face is both stunning and spirited! She lifts her head to meet a pair of 'startled' black eyes. Qiao Qiqi: "????" Gu Shili: "..." "Um... if I say I'm just playing with them, would you believe it?" Gangsters: "..."

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

The female lead tormented scum without rest, and the male lead showered her with endless affection. Returning to the turning point of fate, she was determined to strike the supreme with her fists and kick the trash underfoot. Those who had once wronged her, deceived her, and taken advantage of her, brace yourselves for trembling! Watch him and her: not wasting their prime years, hand in hand, they compose a grand wedding!

Low-level villains: Greedy, arrogant, flattery to the female protagonist, laughing eerily like "hehehe!" High-level villains: Moody, noble, enduring, good at disguising, cunning as a fox, never showing emotions, willing to do anything to achieve goals, exquisite egoists, with an essential charming and handsome face! Chen Zhixing transmigrates into a fantasy world, becoming the Third Young Master of the Ziwei Chen Family, a Longevity Family with villainous roles. Being a villain himself is bad enough, but even his father and mother are villainous characters. Fortunately, he starts off with Heaven-defying Comprehension. Hundred Refinements Golden Body Scripture + Circulation Star Transformation Spell + Ox Demon Heaven-Supporting Skill = Ox Demon Transformation Star Scripture Heart Sword Skill + Refining Spirit and Transforming Breath Method = Hundred Refinement Divine Weapon Technique Swallowing Deity Spell + Transformation Method Scripture = Heavens' Creation Technique Fission Method + Great Dream Sitting Forgetting Dao = Other Transformation Free-for-All Technique Chen Zhixing gradually turns a bad hand into a winning one with his Heaven-defying Comprehension! Twenty years later. The Protagonist of Destiny finally arrives before Chen Zhixing. Chen Zhixing smiles faintly, saying, "Sorry, all the people beside you are mine, and all your cultivation techniques were created by me. Surprised? Unexpected?"

A female military doctor is reborn in ancient times and faces drought and famine. Her grandfather is a scoundrel, and her grandmother is vicious; they want to sell her entire family for food. Gu Jinli says: It's a small matter, first deal with the rotten grandpa and evil grandma, then find water to exchange for food, and lead the family through the disaster. Escaping to settle in Dafeng Village, outsiders struggle to fit in and face various oppressions, how to solve it? Gu Jinan says: No problem, brother is a scholar examination master, excelling all the way, from scholar to presented scholar, bringing glory to the family, looking down on scum. Just as life seems to be going well, military chaos erupts, Gu Jinli flips the table, this girl just wants to farm, wars and such, get lost! The young man picked up during the escape: My lady, fear not, your husband is a battlefield maniac, turning from a small soldier to a marquis, ensuring your ten thousand acres of medicinal fields and lifelong peace. PS: A face-slapping, scumbag-abusing farming novel, the main male and female characters are pure in body and mind, with mutual pampering, and a happy ending. [The female lead does not practice medicine but uses medical knowledge to get rich^0^]

Enter the Immortal Sect, cultivate the Immortal Dao. Others practice diligently and arduously, but Li Yunjing masters everything in one go, his comprehension defying the heavens. Understand the thunder magic, embark on the path of immortality. Practice the thunder magic, and take on the heavenly calamity.

An elder asked a young man if he wanted revenge for being humiliated by a strong man and disregarded by his master. The elder offers to pass his power to the young man, who is amazed to find centuries' worth of skill appear on his phone. The power is from the Heavenly Court, where users can borrow without interest for 30 days. The young man worries it might be a 'magic loan,' but the elder assures him that it is safe, as the daily interest is very low. Zhang Yu snorted coldly and closed the ad.

The crumbling Vienna System is unable to stop the rise of the Second Empire, as the Emperor's nephew is about to visit his faithful Paris. Protector of the Apennine, Honorary Chairman of the Rhine Federation, Close Ally of the Kingdom of Spain, French Empire Augustus Jerome Bonaparte: I will make France great again! -------------------- (Reasonable historical deduction party, Paradox Interactive game players rejoice!)

Inter Milan's star is dim, Florentina is high-spirited, no one in Serie A can forever maintain their reign. Who will unify the world? In 2014, Inter was at a historical low point, ranked 9th in the league, constantly refreshing the lower limit. The glory of the treble winner had disappeared! Fortunately, Tang Long traveled back, and his brain fused with an AI football system called the "Green Grass Wisdom Engine". This system, originating from 2084, combines advanced machine learning, big data analysis, and sports science. It can continuously upgrade through match feed and provide Tang Long with divine predictions! -Cross 5% chance to central area, 5% chance to out of bounds, 90% chance to the near post, move early to grab the spot! -Detected that opponent's center-back pair will have a hidden gap in three seconds, prepare a through pass! -The angle between the wall and goalkeeper is 0.62dc, big data shows shooting the upper right corner has a scoring rate of 88.76%! Tang Long frequently makes "Divine Hand" actions off the pitch, shocking everyone! C Luo: "It's simply divine! Every prediction by Tang is three seconds ahead, he seems to foresee the future!" Icardi: "My European Golden Boot, nine-tenths of the credit goes to Tang!" Guardiola: "He's simply the prophet of the football world in the 21st century!" Mancini: "After Ronaldo, Tang is the second alien. His understanding of football far surpasses this era!"

A madman's journey up the towers. These are the ironclad rules of the Three Towers Game in the eyes of others: 1: Do not create killings in the Tower of Desire. The Tower of Desire is a tower full of love; please climb it with love. 2: Killing is the only pass for the Slaughter Tower. All creatures in the Slaughter Tower are enemies of humanity; do not try to communicate with the monsters. 3: Stay away from the Deceit Tower, and happiness will be abundant. These are the ironclad rules of the Three Towers Game in the eyes of Wen Xishu: 1: The Tower of Desire is full of sheep that won't kill. 2: The monsters in the Slaughter Tower are powerful and reliable, truly a camp of righteous fathers. 3: I absolutely love the Deceit Tower.

You feel your strength is insufficient, Strength +1. You have practiced the Golden Bell Shield, Martial Arts Level +1. You have picked up a volume of Taoist scripture, Understanding +1. Your opponent is extraordinarily strong. The Golden Bell Shield has reached Great Perfection. You combined the Golden Bell Shield, Iron Cloth Shirt, and Thirteen Cross Training, all +1, and mastered the Vajra Indestructible Divine Skill. Your opponent's knife cannot harm you and is utterly devastated. ...