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#NoCP Yun Jin was supposed to die—a forgettable cannon fodder chewed up by the plot to make the real heroine shine. But after centuries of grinding through infinite worlds as a system’s lackey, she’s back, armed with a golden finger that’s anything but conventional. Meet the "Super Simplified System." Its goal? Make cultivation stupidly easy. Problem? To keep it running, Yun Jin needs emotional fuel—and the more chaos she causes, the more points she gets. —Trying to meditate? Simplified. Now she absorbs qi by… snacking on sunflower seeds. —Sect elders preaching discipline? Oops. She just yawned mid-lecture—+500 Emotion Value. —Destined to be a nobody? Not today. Every outraged gasp, every baffled stare—power-ups in disguise. Between accidentally trolling the entire cultivation world and rewriting her "doormat" destiny, Yun Jin’s counterattack is a masterclass in productive pandemonium. Who needs hard work when you can harvest rage, confusion, and sheer disbelief—and call it cultivation? Chaos. Comedy. Comeuppance. (And maybe, just maybe, world domination.) === English Original Title:《Junior sister's cultivation method is not scientific》 (Note: Title adapted for tone and readability while preserving the story’s core themes.)

[Warning: MATURE CONTENT! NO RAPE] (I’m too soft for that) After enduring a lifetime of abuse from her family, the last thing Mallory Morrow needs is to be married off to an old man almost thrice her age. So, she came up with a plan. To sleep with someone and get pregnant. She didn’t know that years later, the consequences of that reckless decision would come crashing back into her life. Living as a single mom, completely disowned by her family, raising a son who refuses to speak after some traumatic incident, life was a constant uphill battle. Medical bills kept piling up, and hope was running thin—until her best friend Mara offered her a lifeline. ‘Her cousin needed someone to stop a wedding at all costs. And if she succeeded, she’d be paid 1 million dollars—a sum that could change her life and her son’s forever.’ “STOP THE WEDDING! THAT MAN WAS THE FATHER OF MY CHILD!” But when she bursts into the ceremony, everything goes wrong. She’s crashing her half-sister’s wedding—the same woman who tormented her for years. And the groom who hired her? Venzrich Archeval: the youngest, richest, and most devastatingly handsome billionaire who hates women… and, unbeknownst to Mallory, the father of her child. Haunted by the memory of a mysterious woman he met one night years ago, Venzrich has been searching for her ever since—the only woman who can make him feel pleasure and ignite something he didn’t know existed. And now, fate has thrown her back into his grasp. He’s determined that she’ll never leave his sight again. As Mallory struggles to protect her son from her cruel family, she also has to survive a billionaire who refuses to let her go, whose touch ignites dangerous desires she can’t ignore. “There’s no way I’m letting you go. You’re either mine or mine.” And just like that, they’re caught in a whirlwind of chaos, passion, and a contract as husband and wife—where nothing is safe, nothing is predictable, and everything seems to slip out of her grasp. Can she open her heart again, or will the scars of her past trap her forever? And can she survive the man hiding behind a perfect mask—the devil who wants everything, including her? P.S: If you want an ML who was gentle and actually knows aftercare. Read this.

No NTR. No Yuri. Harem. One day, Nolan wakes up in a world where women rule, and men are meant to obey. Here, magic decides everything: authority, desire, and status. And since only women can wield magic, they command society… and those beneath them. Nolan refuses to accept that fate, as he awakens the Alpha System. For the first time, women who were born dominant feel something unfamiliar...helplessness. And something far more dangerous. As their control fails, a burning desire awakens. In a world where women never had to yield, they finally find themselves able, and willing, to submit to a true man. In this woman’s world, only one alpha exists.

Have you ever had the worst first day at work? Ivy Morales has. Nothing compares to the sheer humiliation of being caught 'tits out' by the sinfully gorgeous Winn Kane, her new boss. Ivy’s got problems. Money problems, boyfriend problems and a desperate need to prove herself. But the more she pushes to show she’s more than just a girl with killer curves, incredible tits and a smart mouth, the deeper she gets tangled in his dangerous orbit. Winn Kane should have fired her. Instead, he keeps testing her, pushing her, wanting her. She found a job. He found an obsession. This is a scorching office romance and temptation is the job description. From the author who brought you: 1. Defying the Rogue Alpha 2. The Vampire's Luna

From overworked corporate slave to… the fat niece of a future villain? At twenty-three, my life ended in the most ironic way possible—drowning in a lake while reading an online romance novel. When I woke up, I wasn’t just alive—I was inside that very novel. And worse, not as the princess or the healer or even the tragic maid. No. I woke up as Seraphine Agro, the silver-haired, chubby niece of the story’s main villain, Duke Tayler Agro—the man who would one day summon a famine, experiment on peasants, and get publicly executed. Awesome. Now I’m stuck in a half-collapsed mansion with stale soup, a broken “Duke” father who’s too kind for his own good, and an entire kingdom collapsing into plague and hunger. And to make things worse, the hero of the story—the dangerously handsome knight Sir Alex Canva—is on his way to inspect our lands. I know the plot. I know who dies. And I’m not planning to go quietly. Armed with sarcasm, stubbornness, and a questionable diet, I’m rewriting destiny—one disastrous choice at a time.

On her half-sister's wedding day, Fia's world shatters. Hazel, the bride, has allegedly eloped with Fia's fated mate, and over the phone he rejects her without mercy. With the Alpha groom ready to unleash war on her pack, and spurred on by her stepmother's pleas, Fia makes a desperate choice; she takes Hazel's place at the altar. But the marriage is nothing more than a cruel setup. Betrayed by her family and accused of stealing her sister's happiness, Fia becomes the perfect target for Alpha Cian's wrath. Humiliated and furious, he vows to keep her as his mate not out of love, but revenge. He swears he will break her, torment her, and make her pay until the end of time. What neither of them expects is that hate can twist, burn, and evolve into something far more dangerous. Between lies, betrayal, and a growing bond neither wants to acknowledge, Fia and Cian are bound to discover that the thin line between hate and love is meant to be crossed.

[BL] Imagine being the main character of a toxic BL novel who somehow transmigrated to the real world— and then you found out that your readers ‘ship’ you with your abuser. Awful, right? Thankfully, that didn’t happen to Wonyoung. But that could happen to An Baekya— the main character of a hit omegaverse novel, who also happens to be his son-in-law. Yep, the red flag male lead who abused the main character was Wonyoung’s son from his 'past life.' He didn't know how his past life became a novel, but he hated his previous self for failing as a parent. So, when an unfortunate event brought him back inside the novel, he decided to change the main character's life for the better. Yes, Wonyoung will raise his future Omega son-in-law this time— even if it means abandoning his Alpha son. *** #omegaverse #dominantomega #dominantalpha #pregnancy #contractmarriage #mystery #timetravel #transmigration #novel #omega #alpha

They stole his future and crippled his body. Now, he’ll rewrite the history in blood. Damon was on the verge of greatness, first in line to claim Bloodreign, the legendary artifact said to grant unmatched power in Earth Online, the world’s first fully immersive VR game. But his best friend betrayed him, stealing the item, and leaving Damon broken, crippled and nearly deleted. Kicked from the guild, mocked by the community, and trapped in a weak, crippled body, he was forgotten until his last desperate attempt somehow brought him back in time to the day when it all began. Now Damon was back and he knew what he was going after. A hidden lineage. A cursed class. A bloodline sealed since the dawn of the multiverse. Last time he played fair. Last time he trusted. This time he would hunt and devour. With years of knowledge of every exploit, every secret quest, every bugged mechanic, he will climb straight to the top. Armed with the blood of the first Vampire King, he was an apex predator now who stood at the very top. However, unbeknownst to him, a catastrophe lurks in the shadows. Damon finds out that the game itself might not be as simple as it seemed and the entire future of the humanity might depend on this game.

"How would you like to get married tonight?" Kai asked out of the blue and immediately got the reaction he was waiting for. "Are you out of your freaking mind?" Ruby whipped her head sideways to face him, anger rising in her raspy voice. "No..." Kai smiled, his deep husky voice wrapping around her like a warm embrace. "We are both dressed for the occasion." Kai gestured at their outfit. "We might as well tie the knot. Marry me, Ruby Angelo." "You are crazy." Ruby spat out. "I know." Kai's smile deepened. ****** Twenty-one-year-old Ruby Angelo thought she had her life set in the right direction. But everything turned upside down on the evening she caught her fiancé, tangled in bed with her cousin, five weeks before their wedding. Shattered, enraged and humiliated, Ruby turns to alcohol to numb her pain. When her path crosses with an infuriating billionaire- Kai Treshvire, Ruby falls prey to her emotions. But she is determined to maintain her good records as the perfect daughter and sweeps all her problems under the rug. Unfortunately for her, fate has other plans, as things take a weird turn on the morning of her wedding, when Ruby discovers that she is pregnant. What would become of Ruby's perfect world when she finally realised that the father of her unborn child is her family's sworn enemy? ****** Disclaimer; The names, places and characters in this novel are not related to anyone dead or alive. It is purely fiction. Enjoy.

Look, I’ll be honest—my life was crap. Dropped out at seventeen. Working dead-end part-time jobs. Barely surviving. Everything hit rock bottom when my boss fired me two days before salary. Now I’m drowning in debts, jobless, and out of hope… I thought this is the end for me, until fate proved me otherwise. For once in my life, I had been given something DING! Congratulations! A life-changing opportunity presents itself— Accept the Ultimate Gambling System? [ Y / N ] Well… It’s a fucking YES.

I am my mother’s murderer and my brother’s grave. Born from a "vanishing twin" tragedy, Elara is a biological anomaly. In the womb, she consumed her brother, absorbing his DNA and his masculine anatomy into her own flesh. To the world, she is a curse; to herself, she is a living coffin. By day, she is a silent painter. By night, she becomes Elias, a dominant male sex worker in the city's darkest club. She lives as a machine with two engines until she meets a beautiful psychiatrist who threatens to see past her mask. As Elara begins to feel a warmth she doesn't believe she deserves, the man who knows her secret from the orphanage returns to pull her back into the shadows. Caught between the sister who wants to love and the parasitic brother who thrives on pain, Elara must decide if she can ever be whole or if she was born to stay a ghost.

In her previous life, Han Ruochen was tricked into marriage and was forcibly made the wife of the foolish brother of her husband. She failed to escape, and her legs were broken by her cousin, Han Ziyan, who not only stole her husband but her destiny. She thought that after giving birth to a son and a daughter for the fool, she would be allowed to leave, but unfortunately, fate had other plans. She was killed by her foolish husband, who beat her up until she died, and her entire family was razed by Han Ziyan, whom they had kindly adopted. Han Ruochen hated Han Ziyan to the point that she couldn’t even close her eyes even when she died. However, when she opened her eyes, she was reborn in the nineties, before she lost everything. Armed with the knowledge of her previous life, Han Ruochen started to guard against Han Ziyan and her mother, Meng Yunhan, for she knew that Han Ziyan wasn’t her cousin but her mother’s illegitimate child! And the two of them were determined to snatch her father’s fortune and ruin her siblings to fill the pit made by Han Ziyan’s biological father. But by a stroke of luck, Han Ruochen gained a ‘Golden Finger’. Not only did her strength increase by leaps and bounds, but the sea also became her golden fishing ground. She left on an empty boat and returned with tonnes of expensive seafood. That wasn’t all. With the money and strength, she straightened her siblings and made them walk on the righteous path, where they started to respect the elders and care for the young. Thefts? Corruption? What was that? Come here and let your sister straighten you up with her fishing rod!

—[System Actiavation Successful!] —[Profile I successfully Invoked!] ... Orphaned and scorned for being a talentless trash in a world that revers the powerful, Jedidiah obtains a family heirloom that appears to change his fate overnight. Now armed with a golden finger granting him both money, power and wealth, the once discarded trash, rises from the ashes and now it's time for retribution. - Old Debts, New Grudges — He will settle them all!

Reborn thousands of years after his death, an ancient genius awakens in a cultivator’s body. With memories and experiences from his past life, he plans to reach the highest peak there is to reach.

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?"

"Chu Zhaoyang, what are you doing unbuttoning?" Gu Nian stepped back. Chu Zhaoyang unbuttoned the last button of his shirt, "Sleep." "But it's daytime now, hey... weren't you going to sleep? Let me go first..." To outsiders, everyone thought that Master Chu was cold and face-paralyzed as if he didn't have any expression, but they didn't know that he was kidnapped when he was young and had nightmares every night. It wasn't until he met Gu Nian, that he suddenly felt that sleeping was quite enjoyable... He knew that there was someone living in her heart, and even if that person would never come back, all he had to do was to drive that person away and change the tenant in her heart. However, the person who should have been dead came back..... He said pitifully, "Gu Nian, I seem to be homeless." But Gu Nian pointed at his heart: "When you moved in, I signed a lifetime residence agreement with you." He laughed. .................................................... Hi guys, This time I'll try to translate one of my favorite novel that I've been a fan of. Since I can't find the novel in Webnovel, I thought about giving it a try to translate it. And, I would love to let you all enjoy this novel. Plus, if you know that this series is from the seven gentleman series. You may know that this novel is the third book before the story of Han Zuoli, The Long-awaited Mr Han

I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?

*Taboo Content Warning **Strong Sexual Content after Chapter 36. *** Premium after 55,000 words. ______________________________ [IMPORTANT: 18+, Harem, No NTR, No Yuri, Transmigration, MILFS] [Warning: My Stories can be slow-paced, but give the free chapters a try before you decide to continue or not, because I tend to focus on plot, grammar and loopholes. I won't say I am a 10/10, but I am pretty good at 8/10] ______________________________ Leo was your average Otaku who lived for just three things: Eldora Online, Ramen and sexy MILFs. Well, he had 2 things out of those 3. But things he was longing for the most, was way out of his reach. In fact, let alone MILFs, he did not have a single regular flat chested immature girls throwing tantrum in his life. So all he had was those AV videos that he played every night and fapped to the smooth skin, the constant moaning and the exhilarating climax of those women he could never have. But the Goddess of Lust actually had different plans for him. The poor Goddess actually made a mistake, she accidentally killed Leo. But the kind Goddess was quick to rectify her mistake (Or maybe she just didn't want it to show on her Annual Assessment Report). But whatever the case might be, she was quick to rectify it. And with that, Leo was transported to a brand new world. But this time not alone. He had Aiva, his personal AI system with him to make sure he does not end up dead pretty soon. Now it is up to Leo, he wants to quietly live his life in the new world like he has been doing all along, or is he going to start with a bang, and make this new world kneel in front of him. Because every time he dies, he would be transferred to an another world. Be it a Magical Kingdom, post apocalyptic world, or a cyberpunk fantasy. And yes, let us not forget the Harem full of MILFs that is going to be all around Leo. ________________________________ Update Frequency: 10-14 chapters / week Milestone Bonus Chapters: 200+ Power Stones: 2 Bonus Chapters next week 200+ Golden Tickets: 3 Bonus chapters next week Bonus Gift Chapters: Massage Chair and above: 2 Chapters next week

[ Divine Bonding System Activated ] [ You have successfully established your first Bond. Reward gained: Art of Healing ] [ You have cultivated beside your Second Wife for 1 month. Reward gained: 10 months of cultivation ] [ Your 7th Valeria Rosethorn has learned a new Cultivation Art. Reward gained: Mountain Collapsing Palm ] [ You have annihilated the Devil Cult alongside your Fifth Wife. Reward gained: 10x Longevity Pills ] --- Vahn was a transmigrator from Earth who was suddenly thrown into a cruel cultivation world. At first, he was happy. He thought he would receive a golden finger and become immortal. But fate mocked him. At the Awakening Ceremony, he was revealed to be crippled. The villagers ridiculed him as a waste. His days were spent in rot and struggle. Yet destiny had other plans. He stumbled upon seven extraordinary women who were bound to him by a divine prophecy and shackled by fate. They were the Seven Saintesses, whose beauty could topple kingdoms and stir envy in the heavens themselves. Yet each carried struggles and scars too deep to hide. Vahn must uncover them and forge an unbreakable bond. Fortunately, he had the Divine Bonding System to aid him in his cause. --- Regular Update: 2 Ch / day. +Bonus Ch On Goals. Additional Tags: No Yuri, No Ntr, R18+ scenes (Occasional)

Lǐ Chéng wasted five years on the wrong woman. He took on exhausting part-time jobs, skipped meals, swallowed insults, and sacrificed every dream—just to make his girlfriend happy. But on the day he knelt to propose, she dumped him for a greasy, middle-aged rich heir and called him “a useless nobody.” Heartbroken and humiliated, Lǐ Chéng collapsed on the street… Only to awaken with a Sign-In & Face-Slapping System bound to his soul! [Daily Sign-In Complete! Reward: 10,000 yuan + Luxury Black Card Suit!] [New Mission: Crush your ex’s arrogance and reclaim your dignity!] From that moment, Lǐ Chéng’s life changes forever. Each sign-in gives him wealth, skills, status, and power. Each mission pushes him to slap the faces of everyone who once looked down on him. The broke student they mocked becomes the mysterious elite they fear. CEOs admire him. School beauties chase him. Actresses fight for his attention. His enemies? They tremble the moment he appears. He lost everything once. This time, he’ll rise above the world—and make them remember the name they once stepped on. “You laughed when I was weak. Now kneel when I’m strong.”