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Monsters? One punch. Villains? One punch. Legendary bosses? One punch. Gods? You guessed it, one punch. They train for eons, gather armies, and unleash ultimate moves… only to get sent flying by a single hit and game over. But our MC is just getting started—climbing higher, conquering the primordial tower, and exploring greater realms and dimensions that no one has ever reached… Read more to find out!

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

[Ding! Congratulations on the birth of your 3rd child with the Immortal Phoenix Empress! Your child has been discovered to have Divine-rank Cultivation Talent and the Source of True Heavenly Fire!] [Transferring Divine-rank Cultivation Talent and the Source True Heavenly Fire to the Host…] Marry wives and sire children; this was the supreme way to Power! Reborn in a world of Immortals of the game he was playing on Earth, Nioh found himself in the body of an unnamed character. Given no talent for Martial Arts, Cultivation, or any Skills, and with the lowly status of an Ugly and Dirty Farmer, Nioh's start couldn't possibly have been any worse. However, with his golden finger [Infinite Blessings System], he realized that his future may not be as bleak as he first thought. There was just one catch… To realize the fullest degree of his supreme potential, he had to… sire heirs! The more children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren, the better! The Talent and Skills of all his Descendents would be his to choose from! And there was no limit to how many generations down he could copy from! [Congratulations Host on your Bloodline taking the final step in becoming the Strongest Ancient Bloodline, with countless Immortal Monarchs and Divine Gods among your descendants!] Join Nioh as he rises up from the absolute bottom and becomes the otherworldly figure that stands behind all the mightiest Factions in existence! [Between Heaven and Earth, you alone… are the Ancestral One.]

Aurora Waters was overwhelmed with despair when she faced the truth about her family. She had been born into a family of villains. Even worse, her family had an unhealthy obsession with faking their identities. They took “Fake it till you make it” so seriously that it usually ended with them getting killed! Her oldest brother pretended to be a CEO just to mess with the female lead, but that backfired when the male lead showed up and threw him out. Her second brother? He was an obsessive lover who pretended to be a wealthy second-generation heir—until the real heir ended his life. Her third sister? She faked being an heiress to manipulate the second male lead but ended up being killed by him. Her fourth sister? She faked an illness to attract the third male lead’s attention, only to die from a real one. Her mother? She put on a facade of being a kind and loving mom but ultimately met her end at the hands of the male lead. Her father? He pretended to be a powerful tycoon but lost his job and was drowned by the second male lead. And Aurora? She planned to impersonate the daughter of the richest man alive, but if things went the way they always did in her family, she’d probably meet her end by accidentally falling down the stairs. However, there was one glimmer of hope in this nightmare: she had a 100% rebate system that rewarded her for spending money on her family! [Beep! You bought an eraser worth 1 dollar for your eldest brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] [Beep! You bought a candy worth 1 dollar for your second brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] Aurora’s eyes sparkled as an idea took shape. She began spending on her family like crazy to rake in cash. [Beep! You gave a bun worth 20 dollars to your childhood crush! 100 dollars has been credited to your bank account!] Aurora: …! That’s walking money! What Aurora didn't expect, though, was that she would end up becoming one of the technology big shots herself, in the end.

Alessia Romano's world shatters the night her father, powerful mafia boss Vittorio Romano, is murdered in cold blood. Grief-stricken and alone, she believes Dante Salvatore—the cold, ruthless heir of her family's greatest rivals—is responsible. But when Dante reveals a shocking truth, everything changes: her father arranged a marriage alliance between them before his death to unite their families against a common enemy. Forced into marriage with the man she hates, Alessia discovers the conspiracy runs deeper than she imagined.Someone is orchestrating attacks on both families, turning trusted allies into traitors, and burying secrets that connect their fathers' dark past. As Alessia and Dante navigate betrayal, hidden identities, and a dangerous attraction neither expected, they uncover a twenty-five-year-old murder that sparked the war between their families. Enzo Marchetti—leader of the mysterious Consortium and possibly Alessia's own half-brother—is orchestrating their destruction to avenge his mother's death. Bound by vengeance and a marriage neither wanted, Alessia and Dante must choose: trust each other and survive, or let the sins of their fathers destroy them both. Enemies to lovers. Forced marriage. Dark secrets. Deadly revenge. In a world built on blood and lies, love might be the most dangerous weapon of all. Tropes: Enemies to Lovers | Forced Marriage | Mafia Romance | Revenge | Betrayal | Slow Burn | Dark Romance | Mystery & Suspense

When powerful mafia boss Dominic Rosetti is murdered, his daughter Valentina discovers a shocking truth — her father signed a marriage contract binding her to Dante Vittori, the cold and feared heir of their rival family. Believing Dante killed her father, Valentina enters the alliance with hatred in her heart and a gun in her hand. But inside the Vittori compound, nothing is what it seems. Her mother — long believed dead — is alive and imprisoned. A shadow organization called the Conclave controls both families from the darkness. And the real killer isn't who she thinks. As Valentina transforms from a grieving law student into a dangerous player in the underworld, she uncovers betrayal within both families, a mole feeding secrets to her father's murderer, and a conspiracy that spans decades. But the most dangerous discovery is the one she never expected — falling for the man she swore to destroy. Caught between revenge and desire, lies and loyalty, Valentina must decide what she's willing to sacrifice to protect the people she loves — and whether the man who put a ring on her finger is her greatest enemy or her only salvation. Genre:Dark Mafia Romance Themes:Enemies to Lovers | Forced Marriage | Revenge | Betrayal | Slow-Burn Romance Tone: Intense, emotional, suspenseful, steamy

“My husband thought I was his doormat Luna until I became his ruin.” … I was the Goldbane heiress. Gideon Vexwood was the lowborn wolf I married for love. I thought we were building a kingdom; I didn’t realize he was building my coffin. In one night, my world shattered. A tragic accident claimed my father’s life and stole my unborn child, leaving my body permanently broken. With the Pack Council threatening to strip my title unless I produce an heir, I was forced into a desperate gamble. I trusted my husband. I trusted my loyal maid. Together, we struck a secret surrogate deal to save the Goldbane’s right to the Alpha seat. I thought it was our salvation. I didn't know it was a trap. While I drowned in grief, Gideon and his mistress were celebrating my downfall, manipulating the very contracts meant to save me to turn me into a servant in my own home. They called it strategy. I called it war. For seven years, I played the victim. I endured their cruelty, letting them think they’d won while I forged a secret alliance with the only man they truly fear: Jarek Ashthorne. The infamous Rogue King. A man who rules the underworld with an iron fist and holds a debt to my father that he has never forgotten. He was supposed to be my weapon of revenge. I didn't expect him to be my salvation. Now, as the secrets of that fatal night emerge, the long game is finally over. They took my child. They stole my life. Now, I’m coming for their crowns. ____ Jarek hauled me forward until my chest collided with the rigid planes of his torso. “You have no idea, Elowen. Everything about you... every tear you shed for a man who doesn't deserve you… It’s all my business.” I shivered, but I clamped down on the sensation instantly. “Get your hands off me! I know what you’re doing. I’ve heard the stories, Jarek. Stay away from my marriage, stay away from my pack. And you better stay away from my life!” Yet, he pressed his face into the crook of my neck, inhaling deeply. “Is that what you call it, Elowen? I call it a wake-up call. But if you’d rather go back to your ‘Alpha’ and pretend that the walls aren’t closing in, be my guest.”

This is a divorce story, but not a tragic one. An international strategic analyst uses her expertise and wisdom to protect her health and assets. She tears away the cold hypocrisy of her marriage. Step by step, she stays in full control, turning the divorce battle into a precise war game. In the end, she walks away perfectly and rises again.

Rosaline, a seemingly ordinary salesperson—but beneath the surface, she is a 'Hunter.' In a world where dungeons are 'catastrophes,' the life of a Hunter is never their own to choose.

Arianne Summers was once the most feared woman in the business world—until love became her fatal mistake. Publicly betrayed by her fiancé, her empire stolen in a calculated corporate takeover, Arianne vanished from the spotlight, determined never to return. Five years later, her quiet life is interrupted by an unexpected knock. On her doorstep stand two scheming four-year-old twins holding a handmade sign: “Marry Our Uncle!” Their uncle, Franz Rochefort, is a world-famous actor reluctantly thrust into the role of CEO after his brother’s death. Overwhelmed, underestimated, and struggling to keep both his company and his family together, Franz needs help—even if he doesn’t know it yet. What begins as a logical, temporary arrangement quickly spirals into chaos as fake dates turn real, old enemies resurface, and two tiny matchmakers launch Operation: Make Uncle and New Aunt Fall in Love. In a world where power is currency and love is a liability, Arianne must choose—revenge against the past, or the unexpected family she never planned to have. A ruthless CEO. A reluctant superstar. Two scheming children. And a love story that was never part of the plan. #ceoromance #reversedroles #slowpaced #loveaftermarriage special thanks to @schreient_rui Join my new discord server: https://discord.gg/pj5ad3QgRk

Modern medical virtuoso Su Tang transmigrates into the body of a 1970s Shanghai belle. Fearing for her safety, her parents send her—along with their entire fortune—to the military family compound. The original owner of this body had been spoiled and willful, causing trouble everywhere she went. In the end, she was divorced and met a tragic fate. Familiar with the plot, Su Tang knows that only one person can protect her—the husband she has never met. She prepares herself mentally, but when she finally arrives at the compound and sees the cold-faced, rugged man standing before her, she still swallows nervously. He looks so fierce. He wouldn’t hit someone, would he? … Lu Xiao’s marriage was arranged by his parents. He had never met Su Tang. All he knew was that his wife was a pampered young lady who had never lifted a finger. He despised such petty-bourgeois habits and held no favorable impression of her. On the day Su Tang steps into the family compound with her marriage certificate, Lu Xiao takes her luggage with a cold expression—only for something soft and warm to be pressed into his hands. His little wife stands on her tiptoes, carefully tying a hand-knitted scarf around his neck. “I heard the northwest winds are like knives,” she says softly in a gentle Wu dialect. “So I specially added some cashmere.” Lu Xiao’s Adam’s apple bobs. The tips of his ears quietly turn red as he picks up all her belongings. City girls were good at firing sugar-coated bullets. He definitely wasn’t falling for it. But later… Every time Su Tang spoke to him in that soft, coquettish tone, Lu Xiao found himself wishing he could climb to the heavens and pluck the stars just for her.

My new novel, "Rebirth of a '90s Spicy Little Wife: Young Master Mo, You're Too Hard to Seduce!", is now being serialized! Please give it your support! Gifting her mansions, luxury cars, and designer bags is his daily pampering. Accompanying her to raise hell and punish scumbags is his basic pampering. Before her rebirth, she was bullied, deceived, and had her life stolen from her. She loved him deeply but dared not confess and died a miserable death. After her rebirth, she makes a comeback, punishes the scumbags, and builds a fortune. She devotes herself to loving him, and from then on, reaches the pinnacle of her life. She said, "Mr. Nathan, having you in this life is enough!"

Lin Lan transmigrated into a book set in the 80s and became a young widow with a child. As soon as she opened her eyes, someone was at her door demanding payment of debts, and when she went out, she was met with the disdainful and contemptuous gazes of her neighbors! She, a person who had owned a house and a shop through her own efforts, would she fail in the 80s? Facing external threats and internal difficulties, she picked up the skills from her past life, selling spiced broad beans and pea cakes outside, opening a shop... Her sister-in-law said, "Lin Lan, that man is not bad. He's strong and very family-oriented." "No time, I'm busy with my business." Her maternal aunt said, "You're just a widow, what are you being picky for? He's a 'ten-thousand-yuan household,' he doesn't mind that you have a child, you should be content!" A ten-thousand-yuan household! Heh heh! A certain man watched the busybody matchmakers who came to introduce partners to Lin Lan, his eyes gleaming with a cold light, as he strove to pursue his wife!

What does it feel like to take the young prince who has traveled through a thousand years of time on a parent-child variety show? Mu Ran says: It feels great. The child doesn't need much care. And he can help me clear my name. Before the variety show aired: [I still vividly remember the scene where she yelled at my brother on set!] [Haha, the director team is impressive for inviting this ancestor. Hope her yelling won't constantly flood the live stream!] [Is she even fit to bring a child? Is she here to present a negative example?] ...... After the variety show aired: [Director Mu, you are my god!] [Wuwuwu, the little guy is so well-behaved and handsome, I can't tell if he's my internet son or my internet husband.] [You beasts, all coveting the little guy. I'm different, Director Mu, please marry me, I love you ahhhhh!!] ...... Mu Ran scrolls through Weibo and likes a friend's post, appreciating her courage to propose. A certain man sees this and says sourly, "Stop thinking about others. You can only be my wife, we have the red marriage certificate, legally protected." Mu Ran rolls her eyes. It's enough that the Empress sent the little angel child here. How could she also send a man over? Truly... Happy.

After the State Preceptor was struck by lightning for her careless words, she transmigrated to the world two thousand years later. Penniless, the State Preceptor begins telling fortunes to earn money: Netizen: "I've been having constant bad luck lately, what's going on?" Shen Zhiyao: "Your son is using a Curse Technique on you." Netizen: "Why are my clothes missing every morning when I wake up?" Shen Zhiyao: "Your dad is streaking in the underworld! And you still expect to wear clothes?" Netizen: "What's the deal with my roommate who sits at the head of my bed every morning as soon as she wakes up?" Shen Zhiyao: "Because she's always dreaming of her lover! She's in heat!" Child of Destiny: "Streamer, I just went to climb a mountain and ended up with crippled legs, what should I do?" Shen Zhiyao: "It's because you were so vile as to piss on someone's grave." Afterwards, Shen Zhiyao stormed into the entertainment industry with her fortune-telling. Those who had once framed her now knelt on the ground, kowtowing repeatedly, begging Shen Zhiyao: "Grand Ancestress, I'm begging you, please tell my fortune!" "Hmm... It depends on my mood!"

In her past life, Jessie Sterling moved abroad for Julian Grant, only to have him break his promise and stand her up late at night for another woman on her birthday. Reborn into this life, Jessie Sterling personally severed her past adoration and affection, and instead entered a marriage of convenience with Victor Morgan, the heir to a century-old prestigious family in Aethelburg, a match approved by her family. She had originally thought it would just be a marriage for mutual benefit, and that they would treat each other with polite respect after the wedding. People in their social circle were not very optimistic about this newlywed couple with vastly different personalities. Until one day, some friends paid a late-night visit. By the huge floor-to-ceiling windows of the Four Joys Courtyard, a group of people saw the man who dominated the business world by day having his knee stepped on. He held a bottle of cat-eye nail polish and was currently bowing his head, diligently painting the toenails of the foot resting on his knee. "Is this okay?" With a coquettish air, Jessie Sterling glanced down, her chin slightly raised like a spirited little peacock, "Well, it's passable, I suppose. But I think it could use another coat?" Victor Morgan was almost driven to laugh in exasperation by her words. After setting down Jessie Sterling's leg, he moved forward, planting his hands on either side of her, his eyes deep and dark as he said in a low voice, "Mrs. Morgan, that's enough!" Before Jessie Sterling could react, in the next moment, the man had already leaned in and captured the red lips before him that had been tempting him for so long. "Mrs. Morgan, don't you think this... is what really needs another coat of color?" The group of people who had just walked through the courtyard entrance froze on the spot. How the hell could this be called... treating each other with polite respect?

Six years ago, his family was exterminated, buried in a sea of fire! Six years later, Ye Tianchen returned with demon-like power! With god-level Medical Skill and unmatched Cultivation Technique, he sweeps through everything, leaving none to compete!

[Historical + Book Transmigration + The 80s + Marry First, Love Later + Steamy + Getting Rich] As Song Qingya, a popular 21st-century actress, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the 1980s along with her rival. Unfortunately, her rival becomes the original female lead of the novel, Wen Xiuxiu. And she becomes the unlikable cannon fodder ex-wife who pesters the male lead. The moment she opens her eyes, she's dealt a bad hand. The original owner of the body was set to demand a divorce and elope with her first love, only to be sold to an old bachelor and brutally abused to death at a young age. Song Qingya will never let herself fall to such a fate. Without a second thought, she begins to act! The frail beauty, eyes slightly red, tugs on the corner of Fei Jin's shirt. "I regret it. I don't want a divorce anymore. Take me home, okay?" The man's Adam's apple bobbed as he scooped her up. "Alright. Don't you regret this."

Born with extraordinary strength, Wen Ran suddenly transmigrates into the body of an unfortunate girl—one drained dry by her entire family and reduced to nothing more than a disposable background character in a sweet romance novel. Her stepmother and stepsister steal the original owner’s job, sell her off to a fool, and then kick her down to the countryside. To make matters worse, they turn around and slander her, claiming she refused to marry and ran away with the family's money. Burdened with infamy, the original owner endures endless suffering in the countryside—until she finally throws herself into the river. Wen Ran thought, "To hell with that!" She sells the job herself and beats the whole family to a pulp. She kicks the trash father, slaps the stepmother, and even thoughtfully signs her beloved stepsister up to be sent to the northern frontier—where she can dance with wolves. Since she’s already been accused of stealing the money, she might as well make it real. One sweep of her hand later, the house is left with nothing but four load-bearing walls. Before leaving, she doesn't forget to send in a report letter—getting her scumbag father fired for good. Sent down to the countryside, Wen Ran unexpectedly meets a rough, rogue-like man with a handsome edge. Rough men are great. Rough men are wonderful. And the best part? Rough men hand all their hard-earned money to their wives. Xiao Chenye, salary in his left hand and a ladle in his right, fixes her with a burning gaze. "Dear," he asks, "want to get married?" Completely swept away, Wen Ran answers without hesitation, "Yes! I do! Let's get married right now!"

After struggling to survive for three years in the apocalypse, Chu Jiangyue is betrayed and killed by her best friend. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself reborn—one day before the apocalypse begins. Her original plan is to stockpile supplies and lie low. However, fate has other ideas. Instead of hoarding goods, she’s bound to a hotel system. She's running a hotel at the end of the world. Her former best friend—the one who killed her—wants to freeload? Chu Jiangyue thought, "Sorry, please top up before shopping." A bizarre guest wants Chu Jiangyue to marry her son and take over the hotel? Chu Jiangyue thought, "If you don’t want to stay, you can say so directly. There's no need to beat around the bush." When meeting a clueless student looking for a free ride while trying to be kind on the road, Chu Jiangyue thought, "Little girl, I run a hotel, not a charity." … Zombies everywhere—no place is truly safe? Chu Jiangyue said, "Hotel rooms have zombie-shielding protection; guests can check in and stay secure." Extreme heat waves are causing constant heatstroke; stepping outside means instant sunburn? Chu Jiangyue said, "Want to try temperature-control suits and ice-cold drinks?" Extreme cold plunges to minus 100°C, freezing even zombies solid? Chu Jiangyue said, "You could enjoy cold-resistant thermal gear in our hotel!" … Someone covets the hotel and wants to seize it by force? Chu Jiangyue said, "Dear guest, you have received a hotel eviction package. Please sign for it." When people witness someone vanish into thin air, those harboring ulterior motives quietly abandon their plans. Chu Jiangyue declares, "If you want to stay here or buy supplies, no matter if you're dragon or tiger, you'll have to behave yourself on my turf!"