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I Don't Want This Kind of System!!

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe. *** System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!] Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!" System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...] Everly: "!!!" Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent. Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking." Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..." Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?" NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.
callciel_rin · 156.6k Views

Darling CEO I'll marry you: His wife is a nightingale

Xia Lihua was born with a beautiful voice. A voice as sweet as hers was hard to find. She used to be her cousin sister's shadow singer. Her family exiled her to the United States when she was set up by her cousin sister and stepsister. She returned to her own country after completing high school in America only to discover her father had given orders for some guys to murder her. After narrowly escaping death, she was saved by a friend who rushed her to the hospital and with the help of a genius hacker she was able to eventually escape from the country, hiding in Milan for two years. Except for her grandfather who doted on her, the rest of the Xia family assumed that she was dead. After three years, she returned, stronger than ever, to face-slap the scumbags and exact retribution. She is now the nation's sister- a top idol and a movie queen. She is also known as the Ice Empress in business world! People called her the Nightingale because of her melodic voice, little did she know that she will be become the night songstress of the man whom she hated the most. She didn't know that she was the reason why the demon king couldn't sleep at night. All he could think about from morning till dusk was her. He could wreck devastation on earth for her, and this time he would do anything to keep her. The devil bigshot has made up his mind and is chasing her! Netizens: Is Emperor Yang pursuing you, sister Hua? Xia Lihua: No! He is just my ex-fiancé and a die-hard fan. Emperor Yang: What ex-fiancé? Bullshit! Tell them that you are my wife, little bird. Author note: The author is not Chinese and this is her own story. THIS IS NOT A TRANSLATION. [ Update: Cover art by- @dixerqua ;) (DO NOT STEAL!!!) ]
Dixerqua · 1.5m Views

Honkai Star Rail: My Path Changes Every Day!

Rekka thought joining the Astral Express would be the start of a grand, romantic adventure across the stars. Instead, he is brutally murdered on his very first day by a legendary assassin. But death is only a minor inconvenience when you possess the ultimate cheat: 19 extra lives that refresh daily, each tied to a different cosmic Path! Reviving instantly, Rekka discovers that every day at midnight, his body, mind, and abilities randomly shift to match a new Path. One day he is a frail genius of Erudition, the next he is a terrifying Swarm Insect Emperor of Propagation, and the day after that, he might just manifest as the towering divine form of Preservation itself! Armed with this unpredictable and overpowered ability, Rekka turns the perilous journey of the Astral Express into his personal playground. Whether it is scaring the crew as a giant dragon, building a planetary-scale annihilation cannon to 'safely' clear out enemies, or casually abducting an Aeon to join the crew, Rekka's chaotic interventions completely derail the universe's established script. Alongside companions like the cheerful March 7th, the stoic Dan Heng, and the trash-can-loving Stelle, Rekka faces down Doomsday Beasts and Lord Ravagers with a mix of overwhelming power and sheer absurdity. But as Rekka's daily transformations grow increasingly ridiculous and powerful, he catches the attention of the universe's most dangerous entities. With the Stellaron Hunters watching his every move and the Lord of Silence waiting for the perfect moment to strike again, Rekka must navigate a galaxy full of threats while trying not to accidentally destroy it himself. What bizarre, world-breaking Path will he awaken to tomorrow, and can the universe even survive his 'help'? [Raw: 崩铁:无名客,但每日随机命途] [TAGS & CATEGORY] Category: Fanfiction - Video Games Tags: Action, Adventure, System, Transmigration, Overpowered, Face-slapping, Harem, Magic, Weak to Strong, Evolution Topic: #HONKAISTARRAIL #HSR #OVERPOWERED #COMEDY #SYSTEM
InorinTL_ · 278.1k Views

Surviving The Beastworld: I Turned From Prey To Predator

From Pig-Faced Trash to the Most Wanted Mate in Beastworld! * * * Aurora died as she lived - feared, skilled, and alone. As a world-class assassin of the 21st century, she expected death to be the end. Instead, she awakens in a primitive Beastworld in the body of a girl who shares her name but nothing else. The original owner of her body was not only overweight, despised, and carried filthy reputation, but she's so hated that even children throw stones at her. And worst of all? She wakes up straddling a bound, enraged, devastatingly handsome Alpha wolf she apparently drugged in an attempt to force him into mating. Aurora immediately realizes she has transmigrated into a complete disaster. With death looming, a ruined name, and a body that can barely run - she has no time to panic. Especially not when a mysterious System binds itself to her and issues a cold command - [Save the Beastworld from extinction… or be erased.] In a world where females are rare, weak, and dying out, and powerful beastmen rule with instinct and dominance, Aurora must survive by relying on the only things she still owns - her deadly skills and forgotten medical knowledge. But survival isn't simple. Because the wolf she tried to "assault" becomes her first unavoidable connection. And he is only the beginning. A tyrannical Snow Lion Beast King with piercing eyes that see too much. A cold and ancient Dragon King who has outlived his entire bloodline. A cunning Nine-Tailed Fox Lord who plays with hearts like games. A blazing Divine Phoenix whose pride rivals the heavens. Each one powerful. Each one dangerous. Each one drawn to her in ways they don't understand. Some want her dead. Some want to claim her. Some can't decide which desire burns stronger. Caught between survival, secrets, and a system that manipulates her at every turn, Aurora must rebuild herself from nothing - changing not only her fate, but the future of the entire Beastworld. All while unintentionally capturing the hearts of the most powerful beastmen alive. Because this time, the "trash" female they all despised is the one who will make them kneel. --- **A reverse-harem fantasy romance filled with danger, humor, slow-burn love, and a heroine who refuses to be broken.**
Nightsummer20 · 56.1k Views

Endless Extraction in a Game-Like World

Two hundred and fifty years ago, the apocalypse descended and with it the Game Origin Ascension Domain. Over a night, people transformed, some suddenly grew wings, some started producing lightning, some moved faster than a train and some forming flames that could melt a mountain. These people became known as Players. In today's society, Players dictate everything. Your entire worth is tied to your mana affinity and the Origin Talent you awaken upon your first time entering the Domain. ---- Caelus Kross. He was a transmigrator stuck at the absolute bottom of the barrel with an E-Rank mana affinity and a seriously terrible reputation. He was once known as the pathetic lap dog of a woman who treated his heart like a dirty welcome mat. Honestly, settling down as a magical construction worker seemed like his peak career path. However, the universe had a much stranger plan. Everything changed on the day he awakened. He did not get a glowing sword or a fancy fireball. He got a talent that allowed him to extract literally anything. [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted the S-Rank talent: Star King] [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted the SS-Rank Talent: Space-Time Rupture God] [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted an S-Rank Mana Affinity Physique] [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted the Battle God's combat experience] [Ding!] [You have successfully extracted an SSS-Rank bloodline] Armed with the Endless Extraction talent, Caelus will right what is wrong, crush his old reputation, and uncover the hidden secrets of the Origin Ascension Domain. Tags: #GameWorld, #TalentAwakening, #OverpoweredMC, #WeakToStrong, #NonHumanMC, #ProGamer, #TownBuilding, #Vampire, #FaceSlapping, #Grinding, #Leaderboard, #FastPacedGrowth, #SkillSteal, #SkillFusion ---- Join the discord for illustrations and discussion: https://discord.gg/yjNVUrSRhf
Shennn3K · 1.1m Views

Fated: The Alpha's Unwanted Luna

Viola was once the pride of her pack, destined to rise above everyone on the day she received her wolf. Instead, that day marked her fall. She had been the villain in countless stories, untouchable and adored by the Alpha heir, until the night her wolf was supposed to awaken, and fate played its cruelest joke. She fell to the lowest rank in her pack, rejected by her sworn mate. Stripped of status, strength, and even her wolf, she was forced to live a life worse than that of an omega. Imprisoned and alone, Viola’s only hope of escape lay in finding her wolf, or her fated mate. Only, a dark past kept her powers dormant… and her fated mate didn’t want her. Sebastian Kade is powerful, ruthless, and chained to a past he refuses to release. Viola Linden does not belong in his world, and he wants her gone. Fate, however, disagrees. This fragile, stubborn girl refuses to leave his orbit. He does not believe in love. He does not want her. He has already lost too much. An Alpha who swore off weakness, hardened by loss and haunted by a prophecy that feels more like a curse, Sebastian is certain he will never allow another woman into his life. But the Moon Goddess is rarely kind. Viola carries something ancient within her, something dangerous, something powerful enough to defy him. Hate twists into desire. Desire ignites into fierce passion. And passion threatens to become love. But when Sebastian discovers what Viola truly carries within her, will it save him… or destroy everything he’s built? ~~~ WARNING: MATURE CONTENT! #Slow burn #Spicy #Morally Gray ML #Adventure #Angst
Ash20 · 947.9k Views

Bleach : I Pick Up Attributes in Seireitei

Hasumi Ren crossed over to the Soul Society five years ago, landing right in the most dangerous era—the time when Aizen Sosuke was still a Vice-Captain, plotting in the shadows. Armed with a mysterious Attribute Collection System, Hasumi Ren can see and absorb "Experience Fragments" that drop from others. Watch Shiba Kaien release his spiritual pressure? [Reiatsu +200] Train with Shihoin Yoruichi? [Shunpo +100] Argue with Urahara Kisuke? [Intelligence +50] His plan was simple: Stay low-key, open a chain of Ichiraku Ramen shops in the Rukongai, and quietly farm attributes until he was invincible. He wanted a peaceful life, hiding his true power while playing the role of a lazy student at the Shino Academy alongside Ise Nanao. But in the Soul Society, talent is a curse. When a Menos Grande attacks during a training exercise, Hasumi Ren is forced to draw his sword. His Zanpakuto, Garenge (Chain Lotus), awakens with the terrifying ability to analyze and seal the powers of others. Now, he has caught the eye of the Stealth Force Commander Shihoin Yoruichi, provoked the corrupt Tsunayashiro Noble Family, and worst of all... he has appeared on Aizen’s radar. To survive the coming storm, Hasumi Ren must evolve. From a student to a seated officer, from a businessman to a Captain—his path to the top is paved with the dropped attributes of his enemies. TAGS : #Bleach #System #Transmigration #WeakToStrong #HidingAbilities #BusinessManagement #SmartMC #Zanpakuto #Romance #Harem #FaceSlapping #Action #SliceOfLife
hard_worker · 1.2m Views

Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs

(No NTR) Most players enter the world's first full-dive VRMMORPG to become gods; Liam Yoo just wanted to make a decent soup so he wouldn't have to eat alone anymore. Growing up in the shadows of neglect, second place wasn’t just a disappointment; to Liam, it meant you were invisible. He didn’t care about the game's leader boards, elite guilds, or hoards of gold. He just wanted a kitchen. But when a randomized avatar locks him into the body of a pint-sized, white-haired boy, the system hands him a glitch that shatters the game's balance: a Legendary Talent called [Absorption]. By butchering and eating the game's deadliest monsters, Liam unlocks recipes that grant a staggering 10,000x stat buff to himself and a 500x buff to anyone lucky enough to sit at his table. The catch? Liam casually assumes everyone can turn a dungeon boss into a five-star buffet. While the world's top guilds scramble to recruit or kill the mysterious "Butcher," the unbothered chef is too busy seasoning his cast iron to notice he’s accidentally become the ultimate raid boss. https://discord.gg/6fMB974g Top Ten fans are always my chatters in stream chat in the book ---------------------- 250 golden tickets = 5 extra chapters dragon gift = 1 bonus chapter + you become a npc castle gift = 3 bonus chapters if hit, + you become a perma shop vendor of your choice spacecraft gift = 5 bonus chapters + you can become a villan. gachapon gift = above rewards if hit, become one of the gods, and all week i post 3 chapters a day instead of 2
Hiimfrog · 152.9k Views