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A synopsis? Like, you want me to explain what I'm gonna talk about? Fine, whatever, I'm Jay, and I'm a hot mess. Twenty years ago my mom cought me in bed with a dude and kicked me out, my friends betrayed me, and every fucking one is dead to me. But now, my mom is really dead, and I have to go back and deal with all this shit that I really really reeeeeeally don't want to deal with. There! Fun right?

Dahlia, a Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid, is destined to be the first female alpha in history, and in 6 days she will become vampire queen. Fed up with the mistreatment of paranormal creatures, Dahlia starts a revolution that will change history with the help of her Harvard Law professor. That is, if she can keep her bloodlust for the Gargoyle in check...

The girl Hani has a crush on only strong people. When the school festival holds an event for a battle where the winner gets to have a date with the school beauty, Stella, Hani's crush, Hani decides to participate. ------ In a world where everyone gets powers when they reach their teen years at 13, people are treated differently based on rank. Hani is a bookworm who spends her time reading fantasy and fiction all the time. No one looks at her twice and is mocked for her obsession with books. When the time comes to get her power and grade, everything changes. " Hani, Power Rank : F", says the scanner, but Hani thinks otherwise. In a story full of Love and Action, Ups and Downs, and a mix of casual and serious parts of the characters' lives, how will their story unfold?

Verena Bradbury’s life changed forever after one night at a party. A simple choice, walking into a villa with five strangers turned into a nightmare. She was framed for a crime she didn’t commit and spent four long years in prison. In prison, Verena suffered her deepest loss, she lost her baby. That pain never left her. When she finally walked free, Verena had only one goal: revenge. She wanted to destroy Arriana Vandeleur and everyone who had ruined her life. But fate was cruel. Instead of freedom, Verena was forced into a new prison, marriage to Louis Heisenberg, the youngest and most powerful billionaire in the country. Obsessed and dangerous, Louis kidnapped Verena and faked their marriage papers without hesitation. Both of them used each other for their own benefit until the benefit turned into wanting each other.

[Mature Content] [Dark Themes] Catherine Lane had the perfect job in Midnight City, secretary to Ares King, the impenetrable billionaire bachelor, infamously known as the devil CEO. To the outside world, Catherine's life was nothing short of flawless, but in reality, she struggles with debts on the verge of ruining her life. To avoid harassment, she decides to quit and get the cut that comes with it. As if that wasn't enough, her long-term boyfriend cheated on her, claiming she's a wreck with no future, and he's better off without her. Heartbroken and devastated, Catherine is grasping at the last straws when her boss, Ares King, proposes a contract out of the blue. "Become my wife for one year." "Why me, Mr. King?" "Because we work, Ms. Lane.” The last thing she wanted was to make a deal with the devil. But this offer is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Sell your soul to the devil for one year. How hard can that be? ***** "I think that's all..." My heart throbbed as I grabbed my pen. Here comes the hard part. "You're forgetting something, Ms Lane." "Hmm?" "We haven't looked over the special clauses." Special Clauses? Shit! I forgot about that. "The next page." I flipped the paper. Number one: The wife should under no circumstances fall for the husband. Should the wife breach this clause, all compensation shall be nullified and revoked. "Unfortunately, changes can't be made to that clause." I scoffed. Does he actually think I'd fall for him? "Understood. Emotional attachments should be prohibited." "This, Ms. Lane, is why I said we work." ~ A/N: This is a work of fiction. All names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real events is purely coincidental.

[ Divine Bonding System Activated ] [ You have successfully established your first Bond. Reward gained: Art of Healing ] [ You have cultivated beside your Second Wife for 1 month. Reward gained: 10 months of cultivation ] [ Your 7th Valeria Rosethorn has learned a new Cultivation Art. Reward gained: Mountain Collapsing Palm ] [ You have annihilated the Devil Cult alongside your Fifth Wife. Reward gained: 10x Longevity Pills ] --- Vahn was a transmigrator from Earth who was suddenly thrown into a cruel cultivation world. At first, he was happy. He thought he would receive a golden finger and become immortal. But fate mocked him. At the Awakening Ceremony, he was revealed to be crippled. The villagers ridiculed him as a waste. His days were spent in rot and struggle. Yet destiny had other plans. He stumbled upon seven extraordinary women who were bound to him by a divine prophecy and shackled by fate. They were the Seven Saintesses, whose beauty could topple kingdoms and stir envy in the heavens themselves. Yet each carried struggles and scars too deep to hide. Vahn must uncover them and forge an unbreakable bond. Fortunately, he had the Divine Bonding System to aid him in his cause. --- Regular Update: 2 Ch / day. +Bonus Ch On Goals. Additional Tags: No Yuri, No Ntr, R18+ scenes (Occasional)

"Chu Zhaoyang, what are you doing unbuttoning?" Gu Nian stepped back. Chu Zhaoyang unbuttoned the last button of his shirt, "Sleep." "But it's daytime now, hey... weren't you going to sleep? Let me go first..." To outsiders, everyone thought that Master Chu was cold and face-paralyzed as if he didn't have any expression, but they didn't know that he was kidnapped when he was young and had nightmares every night. It wasn't until he met Gu Nian, that he suddenly felt that sleeping was quite enjoyable... He knew that there was someone living in her heart, and even if that person would never come back, all he had to do was to drive that person away and change the tenant in her heart. However, the person who should have been dead came back..... He said pitifully, "Gu Nian, I seem to be homeless." But Gu Nian pointed at his heart: "When you moved in, I signed a lifetime residence agreement with you." He laughed. .................................................... Hi guys, This time I'll try to translate one of my favorite novel that I've been a fan of. Since I can't find the novel in Webnovel, I thought about giving it a try to translate it. And, I would love to let you all enjoy this novel. Plus, if you know that this series is from the seven gentleman series. You may know that this novel is the third book before the story of Han Zuoli, The Long-awaited Mr Han

Gu Xiaoqing died tragically under the domestic violence of her husband, Fu Guoqiang, only to be reborn at the age of twelve. At that time, her sister had not yet been forced by their grandmother to marry Feng Quezi, a fifteen-year-old from the neighboring village. Her parents had not yet, in order to treat her brother's illness, listened to the suggestions of her uncle and aunt, marrying her off for a hundred yuan to the gambling and abusive Fu Guoqiang, which led to her tragic death. This time, Gu Xiaoqing is determined not to waste this new life. She will get rid of the bad relatives and dump the scumbag. This is the true path to counterattack.

Akira Kanzaki, a high school misfit, is utterly embarrassed when his own confession to the unreachable Ice Queen, Sakura Hanamura, becomes an Internet sensation as a prank gone wrong during his school's Halloween party. Shamefully running away, his anger leads him to a hidden shrine where he slays a lust-driven demon, unlocking the Erotic Destiny Divergence System (E.D.D.S.). [Host acquired] [Erotic Destiny Divergence System activated] [Welcome, Akira Kanzaki. Your pathetic life ends here; now diverge into ecstasy.] This seductive, other-of-this-world system offers him choices that distort fate, each with twisted rewards and abilities powered by "Perv-Points". [First choice incoming, darling. Will you indulge or resist?] With the voice of a seductive demoness in his mind, Akira embarks on a journey of vengeance, intent on destroying Sakura's pride while building a group of loyal, sexy women who are drawn to his growing power. But all is not fun. Dark forces, hellions from the other world, want to make his world theirs, and Akira's unique system is exactly what they need in order to have their way. As he becomes involved in several trysts and dangerous fighting, every choice he makes can lead him down a path of virtue or depravity. Will he become a hero, creating an empire of desire, or fall to the dark temptation of the system? With a city full of hidden portals and forbidden passion, Akira's future splits into endless, sinful routes, each one more alluring than the previous.

When a prostitute dies and awakens in the decadent golden city of Prismillya, he finds himself at the bottom of a brutal underground caste system where slaves are ranked, owned, and traded like currency. Reborn in the delicate, cursed body of Loona—a femboy succubus marked as "Guttermeat"—he’s locked in the lowest level of a prison brothel-city ruled by lust, power, and cruelty. But Loona has one secret: with every body he conquers, he steals a piece of his partner’s strength. Armed with wit, seduction, and a thirst for revenge, Loona decides he won’t just survive this hell—he’ll fuck his way to the top. ------------------------------------------------------------------ [WARNING: R18+ CONTENT INCLUDED] Additional tags: Dark Fantasy, Femboys, Erotic Fantasy, Smutty Isekai, Gothic Dystopia, Prison Break, Queer Fantasy, Slave System Hierarchy, Fantasy Erotica, Magical Realism

What if a regular One Piece fan woke up inside the One Piece world, not as some lucky extra or forgotten background character, but in the body of one of the East Blue’s most infamous clowns? No extra cheats, no second chances. Just a mind from our world trapped inside Buggy the Clown, a man mocked by many, feared by few, and hunted by almost everyone. To him, survival isn’t a matter of luck or laughter. It’s about playing the fool so well that even monsters like Kaido can’t tell where the act ends and his madness begins. Will he rise, adapt, and rewrite his fate? Or will he die trying, one circus act at a time? One thing’s certain... “At least Mihawk’s fancy sword tricks don’t look that scary anymore.” With him, he brings a 'different' perspective to that world... - - - Of course, this is a work of fiction based on One Piece owned by Lord Oda, I plan to do my best to portray it faithfully in this fanfiction, ultimately, it is something I admire as my favourite work of animated/manga fiction.

(trigger warning. This book contains mature themes) ****** "I can't..." she gasped between broken moans, her voice trembling somewhere between pain and pleasure. Every thrust seemed to blur the line between surrender and defiance. Then she whispered a name between her sweet cries ...it wasn’t mine. I froze. A slow, humorless smile curved my lips as the sound of his name filled the space between us. “Raph…” she breathed. I leaned in, my mouth brushing her ear. Feeling her tremble from touch until my teeth nibbled her earlobes hard enough to make her whimper and her fold to clench around my fingers. “Wrong name, Lynn.” I hissed, withdrawing from the warmth of her insides. I felt her body tense. She clawed at my shoulders, a desperate plea in every touch. “Don’t…” she whimpered. Those jade-like eyes unravelled me that moment. I could feel the ache in my trousers. A troublesome little viper. A cruel smile traced my lips hiding my emotions. “You called the wrong name,” I murmured, my voice low, dangerous. “And bad girls deserve to be punished.” Her glossy eyes met mine... so full of confusion, want, and power she didn’t yet understand. If she only knew how close I was to breaking. Because the only name she should be calling… was mine. Lucien. I craved it as badly as the air I breathe. ****** For better or for worse, till death do us part. That was their vows at the altar, but he broke them first.. He claims an open marriage is the solution to their childless marriage and that it's to protect her own interests. But all Braelyn sees is a prison built from guilt and lies. One heartbroken night, she stumbles into a karaoke bar and into the arms of Lucien. A man shrouded in mystery, rebellion, and danger. His very presence tells her to run but it also gives her the solace she craved. She never expected to see him again after she ran, forgetting his sinful existence, but life wasn't done making a joke out of her. Lucien isn't just any man, but one who can destroy everything she believes in. The man she was never meant to meet. Her husband's uncle The black sheep of the Volkov dynasty. A man whose desire will ruin her. Lucien knows she can't be his, but he was never a man who respected social norms. He doesn't care about anything but her every sin and touch. All he wants… is her, no matter how sinful it gets.

[Warning: MATURE CONTENT!] After enduring a lifetime of abuse from her family, the last thing Mallory Morrow needs is to be married off to an old man almost thrice her age. So, she came up with a plan. To sleep with someone and get pregnant. She didn’t know the consequences of her actions would come biting her back a few years after she gave birth. Living as a single mom, completely disowned by her family, and raising a kid who refused to speak after some traumatic incident alone, life wasn’t looking up for her. With all the medical bills piling up, she decided to take the job her best friend Mara offered her. ‘Her cousin was looking for someone to stop his wedding at all costs, and if she succeeded, she’d be paid 1 million dollars, an amount life-changing for her and her son.’ “STOP THE WEDDING! THAT MAN WAS THE FATHER OF MY CHILD!” But when she storms the ceremony, she discovers she’s crashed her half-sister’s wedding—the same woman who tormented her for years—and the groom who hired her is Venzrich Archeval: the youngest, richest, and most devastatingly handsome billionaire—who, unbeknownst to Mallory, is the father of her child. Haunted by the memory of a mysterious woman he met one night years ago, Venzrich has been searching for her ever since. And now, fate has thrown her right back into his life. As Mallory struggles to protect her son from her family, she also needs to survive a billionaire who, for reasons she didn’t know, can’t seem to leave her alone. “There’s no way I’m letting you go. You’re either mine or mine.” Chaos—and romance—ensues, tangled in a whirlwind game of fate. Can she open her heart again, or will her past trap her forever? (Updates will be twice a day)

Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels! She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending." The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe.

Jasmine is the first daughter of the great Alpha Bale. Because of her status as a bastard child, she lives a life maltreated scrubbing floors and attending to the needs of her father, step mother, step siblings and the entire pack. But her life makes a drastic turn when she is switched in place for her father’s legitimate daughter to be married off to the Handsome and Cold hearted Alpha Xaden. Xaden is determined to punish Jasmine for the sins of her father who had massacred his entire family, even though she is nothing like her father. Hate slowly turns to desire, fierce passion and finally love. But what happens when Xaden discovers that Jasmine, was planted as a spy to bring his downfall and was not in fact the original princess he was promised to? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Let this be a lesson to everyone. Royal or not, Alpha or Omega," He declares. "You will steer clear of what is mine. In my own territory. In my pack." With that, he tosses the bloodied arm aside and takes Jasmine away from their shocked gaze.

From Pig-Faced Trash to the Most Wanted Mate in Beastworld! Kaira Winters was many things- A brilliant 21st-century scientist. A secret assassin feared in the underworld. A woman who could take down a man twice her size with a pencil. But nothing... absolutely nothing... prepared her for waking up in a primitive Beastworld... inside the body of a woman who shouldn't be allowed near society, let alone men. The new Kaira opens her eyes to find herself straddling a bound, furious, sinfully gorgeous Alpha wolf-shifter who very much wants her dead. And why? Because the original owner of the body - a fat, foul-mouthed, cruel, universally-hated menace - drugged him in an attempt to forcefully mate him. Kaira has transmigrated into a disaster. With a system that blackmails her into "saving the Beastworld from stagnation," a reputation so bad even toddlers run from her, and a body so heavy she can't even sneak properly, survival seems… optimistic. But Kaira is not the type to die quietly. And when she discovers the Alpha wolf is only the first of several dangerously handsome beastmen fate intends to throw at her... each stronger, wilder, and hotter than the last... her new life becomes a chaotic mix of: Running for her life Healing poisoned Alphas Accidentally seducing beast kings Discovering secrets that could change the world And dealing with a system that thinks emotional blackmail is a love language With powerful beastmen circling her - some hunting her, some wanting to claim her, and some not sure whether to kiss or kill her - Kaira must reshape her identity, outsmart her enemies, and survive long enough to build a world where females are no longer dying out. One task at a time. One beastman at a time. One dangerously sexy Alpha at a time. Because if she fails? The system will destroy her. If she succeeds? The Beastworld… and every beastman in it… might belong to her. **A reverse-harem survival romance where the trash becomes treasure… and the beastmen learn exactly who they should never have underestimated.

Let’s be frank: my stepmother is human trash. She has always been, and she’ll always be. That’s just how life is. But I’ve got to admit that she’s outdoing herself today. ‘Cause, darn, she’s just told me, first thing in the goddamn morning, that I’m to be wed in a few hours’ time for the prosperity of the clan. That has the merit to be crystal clear, at least. Alright, sure. Fine. I can live with an arranged marriage. It’s not the worst thing she’s done. What’s not fine, though, is my spouse’s gender, age, and species. I want to make three points clear: 1. I’m not into men. 2. I’m not into older people. 3. I’m not into other species. Guess what? It appears my future partner is everything listed above. Male, old enough to be my ancestor, and a demon! ...Is it too late to run away? Asking for a friend. ______________________________ Doesn’t-give-a-fuck-anymore human x pampering older demon [BL] ______________________________ Free of copyright picture used for the bookcover by Leonhard_Niederwimmer

Henry Clark is a powerful Sword Spirit who denied to become a slave to any master. He rejected everyone and even killed few who tried to subdue him. The Fire dragon, Moon god son, Mother witch and the list goes on... Many perished in his hands. He even rejected the 3 faced god! Out of anger, the three faced god imprisoned Henry with cauldron of 9 deaths. But one day, a mysterious old lady released him forcefully and kicked him to lower realms! Can he bounce back from the broken state? or will he perish in lower realms!

Araya Varrow spent years thinking that marrying the pack’s Alpha, Jasper Drevyn, would finally earn her a shred of dignity. Instead, it all blew up in her face. Jasper, proud as ever, shamed her in front of the whole pack, tossing her aside as if she meant nothing, wolf-less, unworthy, and pregnant with his child. Alone and exiled into the bitter cold, survival seemed like a lost cause. But destiny had other ideas. Just as her strength was giving out, Araya was found by Ronan Tharos, a Direwolf whose past is written in scars and whose gaze could melt stone. His methods are harsh, his temper sharp, but he pushes Araya harder than anyone ever has. Under Ronan’s relentless training, the wolf inside her finally roars awake—enormous, silver as the moon, and bound to an ancient prophecy. The child she carries isn’t merely a symbol of her old life; he’s the linchpin in a legend that could either heal the rift between wolves and Direwolves or plunge Drevalon into chaos. When word reaches Jasper that Araya is not only alive but thriving, he returns a shell of the man he once was—pleading at her feet for a second chance, willing to risk everything. But Araya is no longer the vulnerable woman he cast aside. She’s carved herself into a force to be reckoned with, standing at the head of her own pack, a Direwolf at her side, and a son whose power could shake the world. Now she stands at a crossroads: forgive the man who betrayed her, or embrace the wild Direwolf who taught her to fight for her future. In a realm where betrayal hits harder than any blow and the fires of prophecy burn hotter than revenge, Araya is ready to take her place at the top and make sure every last wolf who turned their back on her remembers her name.