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Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!

My wife is pretending to be a bad student again. ###### After raising a foolish wife for nineteen years, she left a divorce paper and ran away! Sitting in a wheelchair, he looked calm: "She doesn't know the way, she won't get far." The subordinate reminded: "Madam has run abroad to compete..." Young Master remained expressionless: "She is a bad student, always last in every competition." The subordinate wiped his sweat: "But, Madam is a judge this time..." Mr. Emperor furrowed his brows: "Heh, what does a country girl know besides planting?" The subordinate wanted to cry: "A global top academic competition... in the men's category... as a judge..." He, who has a leg condition, suddenly stood up from the wheelchair: "I'll go compete!" = = At the competition venue. Looking at his foolish wife dressed as a man, handsome and charming, dominating all the awards; then in a long dress, radiant and mesmerizing, becoming a goddess revered in the fields of global medicine, pharmacy, botany, and even astrophysics... His eyes deepened: "No matter how amazing, she's still my woman!" Who would have thought, she arrogantly tossed a divorce paper: "Here, sign it!" [1v1 sweet love story, both heart-wrenching and heart-warming]

Chen Wanqing is over eighteen and still unmarried. One day, her grandmother comes to visit, wanting to give the marriage painstakingly arranged for her to her younger cousin, and her cousin's fiancé to her. Sisters swapping fiancés—if word got out, it would be a huge laughingstock. Chen Wanqing firmly refuses! Her younger cousin, furious and desperate, confronts her: "In your last life, you took a winding path for half your life before finally choosing him. Now, I'm letting you two be a loving couple ten years earlier. What are you hesitating for!" Chen Wanqing: "!" * The difference in Zhao Jing's life, from being a commoner to enjoying a prosperous official career and leaving his name in history, was just one Chen Wanqing. * Younger cousin: "What about Zhao Jing's bad luck? What about his life full of hardships? How is it that after marrying my older cousin, he has risen rapidly and enjoys a prosperous official career?" I'm totally freaking out! Could it be that I was reborn just to bring them together sooner!

Ye Anran's boyfriend cheated on her with a shameless woman. He even publicly humiliated her. Afterward, she decided to go wild and marry her ex-boyfriend's younger uncle. From then on, her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend would have to respectfully address her as "aunt" whenever they saw her! "Mrs. Bo, what do you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's handsome and powerful!" "Mrs. Bo, what don't you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's too handsome and too powerful!" "Young Master Bo, what do you like about Mrs. Bo?" "She says I'm handsome and powerful!" Bo Jinyu discovered that since he met Ye Anran, he had inadvertently developed the habit of doting on his wife without any limits.

Jing Yan, a once top-performing genius of the Jing Clan who broke through the rank of Ninth Heaven of martial arts and entered the Precelestial Rank at 16, was second to none in Dong Lin City. Yet out of nowhere, his rank dropped dramatically after he was enrolled in the Wind God Institute and became the object of ridicule. After breaking the seal of The Ring of the Universe, Jing Yan was reborn. He finally became the conqueror of The Mainland of Tian Yuan and became the man countless warriors looked up to.

Having transmigrated to a Blue Star invaded by the paranormal, Chu He is the National Guardian War God who single-handedly guards the Demon Cave. Several years later, the first Queen in the history of Great Jing ascends to the throne. She publicizes footage of Chu He brewing tea and reading books daily, criticizing him for neglecting his duties and putting him on public trial before the entire nation. In a single day, Chu He becomes a public enemy. The Queen selects twelve beautiful young women to guard the Demon Cave, replacing him. Chu He laughs, offering no explanation. His ice-queen CEO wife also chooses to divorce him, calling him a true disgrace, little knowing that everything she has today is thanks to his halo as the National Guardian War God. In truth, Chu He has long been tired; living the life of an ordinary person is also quite good. The Queen even gives a public speech: “Without him, we can still annihilate the Evil Spirits!” “The Queen is sharp-eyed and discerning; otherwise, we would still be kept in the dark by this parasite!” “The Queen is so beautiful! I am willing to lay down my life for you!” As a result, the twelve highly anticipated young women are met with an outbreak of innumerable Evil Spirits the moment they arrive at the Demon Cave. In the blink of an eye, corpses litter the ground. The allied forces of Great Jing's experts assemble, only to be slaughtered with devastating ease! “The one we fear is Chu He. You swine and dogs are worthy of suppressing us?” A horde of Evil Spirits swarm out, cackling wildly. “Is it really impossible without him?” the Queen despairs. “So the Evil Spirits of the Demon Cave are this terrifying! Chu He, we were wrong. Please come back, okay!” the populace breaks down. …… “You said you could kill Evil Spirits without me, so why are you crying now?” Chu He says indifferently.

A soul is reborn into the body of a youth whose Qi Sea has been shattered and whose spiritual meridians are completely severed. Bearing a bitter blood feud from his previous life and carrying the unfulfilled dreams of this body’s original owner, watch as he seeks the Dao, cultivates his power, and climbs step by step to become the supreme powerhouse of this world!

Five years ago, Wen Man was framed by her stepsister and spent an absurd night with a man she never met. She was pregnant for ten months but nearly died in the fire with her children. Five years later, she returned with the burden of a blood feud on her shoulders, and she was accompanied by a mischievous baby prodigy beside her. She had teamed up with her precious daughter to fight her scumbag father and get rid of her scumbag sister, turning the entire capital upside down. However, amidst their fight, how did she suddenly end up with another prodigal son? Moreover, her son insisted on forcing his CEO father to her door too. The son she got for free acted cutely and pretended to be pitiful, unhesitatingly throwing a tantrum to acknowledge his mother. The ultimate CEO Mo was confident of his victory. He immediately transferred the money. "Wifey, this is the empire that I've built for you!" Wen Man, "Get lost!" She had an intelligent daughter that she wanted to check the DNA of every man they met. She had an equally intelligent son who greeted her as his mother the first time they met. Did he detect her through their mother-and-son insight? Although their story was always full of twists and turns, sincere and sweet emotions were the best evidence of the protagonists' growth. Epilogue: A Conversation Between The Two Babies Mo Zhi did not know why, but the first time he saw this woman, he felt very close to her. He was convinced that this must be his mother. Wen Xiaoluo's eyes widened. "That's my mother! Where's your own mother?" A hint of coldness flashed across Mo Zhi's face. He answered gloomily, "I don't have a mother!" "How pitiful."Wen Xiaoluo sighed. Then, her eyes darted around. "How about this, we'll go look for your father tomorrow and make him marry my mother. That way, my mother will also be your mother!" #Female Lead: Kind, strong, skilled in medicine. She was not aware that she gave birth to a pair of twins five years ago, and she wanted to take revenge on the person who framed her. #Male lead: Cold and domineering, a rich and handsome CEO. He had a soft spot in his heart for his children. He mistakenly thought that the female lead was a woman with ulterior motives.

——What defines a satisfying novel? ——Revenge, face-slapping, group pampering, strong acting weak... and so on and so forth, not a single element can be missing! ******** Reborn into a new life, Ivy Holden has only two goals: First, to send all those who harmed her to hell. Second, to pamper those who love her to the heavens. As for Jensen Morrison... Since the fans all say he's her fated one, she'll just have to take him.... ******** A certain Queen of Pop music, gritting her teeth: "Ivy Holden, you're a screenwriter! Can't you just write your scripts properly? You just grab the mic and start singing at the drop of a hat, taking my job. This is too much?!!" A certain Best Actress, pouting and complaining: "Ivy Holden, as a screenwriter, it's bad enough you're doing the director's job, but you even take my scenes as the female lead! This is too much?!!" A certain host, facepalming in exasperation: "Ivy Holden, as a screenwriter, it's one thing to win a Best Actress award, but now you're stealing the host's job too! This is too much?!!" A certain business tycoon, slamming the table in anger: "She's just a screenwriter, yet she has acquired several corporations! This is too much?!!" ... A certain Best Actor dotingly stroked someone's soft, curly hair: "Good girl. Go do whatever you want. As long as you're happy."

The blind and foolish Shen Nian—once deceived by villains and burdened with regret—has died. Reborn in the 1990s with a mysterious magical space, Shen Nian is given a second chance at life. This time, she vows to punish the scum who wronged her, protect the family she once neglected, and lead her loved ones toward a life of happiness and prosperity. But above all, there is one person she must make amends to—the man she owes the greatest debt. In her previous life, Shen Nian did everything she could to escape her marriage to Lu Cheng. In this life, she does everything she can to draw closer to him—step by step, little by little, until she is right by his side. Only to realize, far too late, that she has already fallen into the loving web Lu Cheng has patiently woven around her… and has no desire to escape. For Lu Cheng has only ever lived by one principle: To cherish Shen Nian, love Shen Nian, and hold her so dearly that she will never again think of leaving him.

Tang Wanwan never imagined that she would find herself in Daxia Country. This place is utterly destitute and impoverished. Her father died unexpectedly, and her mother is left with her younger brother and sister, while she herself has a gravely ill older brother. Fortunately, with her skills at hand, she doesn't have to worry about anything. However, once her days got better, envy came knocking at her door, relatives came recognizing ties, and even those with old feelings sought her out. Do you all think my place is a charity? Everyone, get as far away as possible from me. Once she chased everyone away, her ears enjoyed much more peace. But there was one person she accidentally lost; should she go and find him back? ---This book is about leisurely making money, Armor Master, medical skills, farming, technical expertise, and cultivating immortality.

Su Li's husband is successful, and her son is a physicist; she's on the perfect track to being a life winner. Unfortunately… the husband is an ex-husband, and the son is a former stepson. After being reborn, Su Li is determined to get a divorce, but her husband insists he can't be without her. The stepson she wants to keep her distance from exudes the aura of a top student and genius, making her adore him to no end. Leading her cute child, she becomes single again. Su Li goes to school, earns money, and ultimately realizes her dreams, becoming a true life winner.

[Strong Female Lead + Career-Driven + Inspirational + HE] A clear-minded, ambitious heroine with ideals—and a reserved, steady man whose devotion runs deep. In her previous life, a single opportunity cost her everything. Betrayed and murdered, her family destroyed, she died filled with regret. But when she opens her eyes again, she finds herself back at the dawn of the new millennium. This time, she strikes without hesitation—crushing the scumbag man and woman who wronged her and reclaiming the opportunity that was always hers. Armed with knowledge of the future, she leads the villagers to carve roads through mountains and build bridges over rivers, forging a new path toward prosperity and success. And along the way, he is there—quiet, steadfast—slowly, step by step, thawing the ice around her guarded heart. "Tian Xin… do you remember who I am?" A cold, ominous voice whispers in her ear. Before she can fully react, the nightmare she thought she had escaped returns once more…

【Satisfying Read + Metaphysics + Episodic Storyline + Occasional comedy】 After traversing to a parallel world, metaphysics master Wen Ying inherits a failed psychology clinic and is bound to an unconventional system. As long as she increases her reputation value, she can receive unexpected rewards? The system thought the newbie would surely need its help, but it never expected the host to start with a royal flush? "Doctor Wen, I've been irritable, agitated, suffering from insomnia, and having nightmares recently. Is something wrong?" Friend, you guessed right. Not only is your husband cheating on you, but he's also hidden the three million in compensation money from your parents! "Doctor Wen, I'm torn about whether or not I should go meet my online love interest?" Friend, there's no need to be torn. Your partner or your life, you just have to choose. "Doctor Wen, my boyfriend keeps getting younger and younger, and so many vixens are trying to seduce him! Is he going to break up with me?" Friend, could it be possible that this is a type of illness? … Helping victims recover millions in compensation… Wen Ying became a permanent fixture on the trending topics list. "No one who joins a call on Doctor Wen's livestream ever leaves in one piece!" "Trust me! Doctor Wen really is just a psychologist!" -- Also known as: "This Psychologist is Overpowered but Obsessed with Lazing Around" and "A Psychologist Can Also Bring Glory to the Nation"

Six years ago, his family was exterminated, buried in a sea of fire! Six years later, Ye Tianchen returned with demon-like power! With god-level Medical Skill and unmatched Cultivation Technique, he sweeps through everything, leaving none to compete!

"You look so familiar, Miss, have we met somewhere before?" He looked at her with a smile.

She was originally a notorious villain who made all realm strategists tremble with fear, tearing apart all systems in a fit of rage. Because she was too bored being trapped in the small world, Qian Yan grabbed a system and forcibly bound it, starting a new mission. Qian Yan discovered that almost every realm had a familiar person following her, constantly wanting to be with her. But she only wants to complete missions, pursue a career, and has no interest in falling in love!

The Immortal caressed my head, tying my hair and receiving longevity. A lone girl, Jiang Yuebai, ascends Ninefold Mountain to the Azure Clouds, only to seek the Immortal’s path, wandering the world and Cloud Stepping. The path of Immortal Cultivation defies the heavens. Compete with the heavens, compete with the earth, compete with people, compete with oneself. Senior sister recites ten scrolls daily; I read books until dawn. Senior brother swings his sword hundreds of times; I return amidst the stars with my lance. Master refines elixirs sitting overnight; my Pill Furnace Fire stays unextinguished! If I don’t exhaust myself through cultivation, I’ll exhaust others, aiming to make the entire Cultivation Realm cry from cultivation. [Focus on alchemy, due to excessive refinement, the pill furnace can’t withstand the pressure and explodes, Alchemy Skill Level -1] [Continue alchemy with an iron pot and unexpectedly find fire control easier, herbs heat more evenly, Alchemy Skill Level +5] [Congratulations, your Alchemy has leveled up!] Note: Early stage involves Immortal Cultivation Data Panel, has a satire attribute, no point addition, no rewards, no tasks, low appearances, discarded later stages, dislike, please do not disturb, abandon the book without notice! No CP!

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

I was the brightest star in the Tottenham academy, until I punched the director and got expelled. Everyone said my career was over before it began. They were wrong. I am Renzo Uzumaki. I’ve been reborn in 2015 with a secret that will change the pitch forever: The Football Legend System. While others are training their lungs, I’m downloading the S-Level models of the gods. Platini’s vision, Ronaldinho’s flair, and Batistuta’s thunderous strike—all flowing through my veins. From being an outcast in London to becoming the creative engine of Fiorentina alongside Salah and Gomez, I’m not just playing the game; I’m breaking it. The scouts ignored me. The media mocked me. Now, they have to watch as I rewrite the record books with a single pass. Gerrard saw the spark. Liverpool took the gamble. But Serie A is where I’ll become a nightmare for every defender in the world. Even the titans, Ronaldo and Messi, will have to wonder: who is this genius making the beautiful game look this easy? I didn’t come here to be a substitute. I came to be the Legend.