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My SSS Ranked Harem and Random Experience System

[Additional Tags: Action, Harem, R18, Smut, System, SSS Ranked, Cultivation, No yuri, No NTR] Having been in an Accident, the world's most feared assassin was reduced to nothing but a pretty neighbourhood boy. Now he has a beautiful mother (Ahemm...) who took her in, A sexy neighbour who is always teasing him, A cold and indifferent CEO, A hot tempered Police Officer, A hot flame from his past and many more. And what's more? Gods have also given him a Random Occupation System at his disposal to conquer all these beauties, find out about his past, get his revenge and maybe maybe ascend the world of mortals. All he had to do is be shameless, be confident, face slap all those who come his way and just do the Job assigned to him by the Supernatural System. But as he continued to use the system, he felt something change inside of him. When he fought, he felt no pain. He could smell something from hundreds of meters away. He could hear even the faintest whispers clearly. He could look through walls and clothes. He was born a human, but he felt inhumane as he continued completing the quests. And he finally understood what he had become when he left the mortal world for something higher and more divine. ~~~~~~~ Update Frequency: 10-14 chapters / week Milestone Bonus Chapters: 200+ Power Stones: 2 Bonus Chapters next week 200+ Golden Tickets: 3 Bonus chapters next week Bonus Gift Chapters: Massage Chair and above: 2 Chapters next week
The_Lonely_Guy · 9.9k Views

Naruto: My Senju Clan Will Never Fall Again

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, I opened my eyes only to discover — I had become Senju Nawaki, Tsunade’s younger brother. But fate had already marked Nawaki as a tragedy. In the original history, he was destined to die young, leaving behind only sorrow in the hearts of his sister and clan. A short-lived flame, extinguished before it could ever blaze. But I refuse to accept that ending. Awakening the mysterious Bloodline Replenishment System, I now possess the ability to strengthen, evolve, and perfect the legacy of the Senju. From Wood Release to hidden secrets buried in the bloodline, I will grasp powers even Hashirama himself could not fully control. Yet the shadow of history looms large. The First Hokage, Hashirama, left behind an ideal of peace — but also the burden of compromise that shattered the Senju’s dominance. The Second Hokage, Tobirama, sacrificed the clan’s strength for Konoha’s stability, leaving behind only fragments of a once-great house. And above it all sits the cunning Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen — the so-called “Professor,” praised as the strongest Hokage, but in truth, the mastermind who allowed the Senju clan to be erased from power. How should I face the gaping void left behind by Hashirama and Tobirama? How should I deal with Hiruzen, the old schemer, who writes history with lies and forces the Senju into decline? Why should I accept death before him? Why should Nawaki’s life burn out while the Third Hokage continues to cast his shadow over Konoha? No—this time will be different. With the Bloodline Replenishment System in hand, I will change destiny. I will surpass Hashirama and Tobirama. I will uproot Sarutobi Hiruzen’s schemes and reclaim the Senju’s rightful place. The Senju clan will not be exterminated. The Senju clan will not kneel. And I — Senju Nawaki — will live longer than anyone.... ... Read 30+ Advance Chapters on P@treon - [email protected]/Ren_Saga
Ren_Saga · 919k Views

Strongest Scammer: Scamming The World, One Death At A Time

“You Scammer! Return me my 10,000-year-old Mystic Jade Staff!” “You lost it fair and square in the gamble, Grand Elder. I can’t help it if your so-called Profound Scrying Eyes couldn’t see through my cups.” “What cups!? Those were the Divine Temple Bells of the Mahayana Temple!” “And?” “Even the Immortal Monarch himself can’t see through them, you thief!” *** “What do you mean you won’t reimburse me for the Flying Sword Insurance I took?” “The terms and conditions clearly state that there will be no reimbursement within the first year of taking out the policy.” “You never said that!” “And you never read the fine print in the contract, Patriarch.” “The fine print that was written with illusory ink!? You bastard!” *** “How did my small loan of 1,000 Immortal Stones turn into a debt of 100,000 Immortal Stones? You loan shark!” “That’s just the power of compounding, my friend.” “You call that compounding? I took the loan last week, you scammer! And I’m not your friend, I’m the goddamn Emperor!” *** “How are you not dead? I saw your corpse with my own eyes!” “My death was greatly exaggerated, Senior Sister.” “You didn’t even have a head!” “Like I said, exaggerated.” *** In the vast world of cultivation, where honor and integrity reign supreme, one man dares to defy the heavens—not with sword or spell, but with deception and trickery. Once a lowly street urchin, Han Yu quickly realized that cultivation required three things: talent, resources, and powerful backers. He had none of those. What he did have, however, was a sharp tongue, quick hands, and a complete lack of shame. From gambling dens to immortal auctions, from conning sect elders to running an interdimensional insurance scam, Han Yu’s reputation spreads across the cultivation world like an unstoppable plague. No treasure is too sacred, no contract too ironclad, and no oath too unbreakable for him to twist to his advantage. Even the mighty Immortal Clans dare not underestimate him—after all, the last sect that tried ended up legally belonging to him. With a growing list of enemies, a debt larger than some celestial empires, and a skillset that consists entirely of loopholes, misdirection, and sheer audacity, Han Yu’s journey to the peak of immortality is anything but conventional. Will he be hunted down by every major power in the realm? Will he accidentally scam his way into becoming an Immortal Emperor? Or will he outwit even fate itself and make the heavens owe him a favor? One thing is certain—when Han Yu is involved, nothing is ever fair, but the house always wins. ------- P.S: This book is set in the universe of Walker of the Words and is in the same time period. Tags: #Comedy #weak to strong #Scamming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #Faceslapping #Overpowered Cheats #Pretending to be weak
Grand_Void_Daoist · 434.5k Views

I'm Trying To Go Broke, So Why Do I Keep Getting Richer?!

Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo! It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System. The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled. And any money he gained, aside from system reimbursement couldn't be used by him on himself. His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt. In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen. So, he tried. Oh, how he tried... He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger. [Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!] He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'. [Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!] To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand. Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'. But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face. "Please," he cried, "I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!"
CodeNexus · 21.9k Views

Born Into Villain's Family: I Have a 200% Rebate System

Aurora Waters was overwhelmed with despair when she faced the truth about her family. She had been born into a family of villains. Even worse, her family had an unhealthy obsession with faking their identities. They took “Fake it till you make it” so seriously that it usually ended with them getting killed! Her oldest brother pretended to be a CEO just to mess with the female lead, but that backfired when the male lead showed up and threw him out. Her second brother? He was an obsessive lover who pretended to be a wealthy second-generation heir—until the real heir ended his life. Her third sister? She faked being an heiress to manipulate the second male lead but ended up being killed by him. Her fourth sister? She faked an illness to attract the third male lead’s attention, only to die from a real one. Her mother? She put on a facade of being a kind and loving mom but ultimately met her end at the hands of the male lead. Her father? He pretended to be a powerful tycoon but lost his job and was drowned by the second male lead. And Aurora? She planned to impersonate the daughter of the richest man alive, but if things went the way they always did in her family, she’d probably meet her end by accidentally falling down the stairs. However, there was one glimmer of hope in this nightmare: she had a 100% rebate system that rewarded her for spending money on her family! [Beep! You bought an eraser worth 1 dollar for your eldest brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] [Beep! You bought a candy worth 1 dollar for your second brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] Aurora’s eyes sparkled as an idea took shape. She began spending on her family like crazy to rake in cash. [Beep! You gave a bun worth 20 dollars to your childhood crush! 100 dollars has been credited to your bank account!] Aurora: …! That’s walking money! What Aurora didn't expect, though, was that she would end up becoming one of the technology big shots herself, in the end.
LittleRabbit1111 · 1.1m Views