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[Error!] [Error!] [Error!] [System cannot synchronize with user! The soul is not compatible!] [User don't have any knowledge of future] [Survival chances until the end...........0%!] [Ding!~] [System cannot be initiated. But for poor user who had no future....We pity you!] [So each event you survives you will be rewarded according to your contribution in scenario! That's all we can do for you.] [Best of luck use–no. Best of luck Extra!] [---] ....... Aron lived a normal, happy life. He wasn’t a loner, nor did he have a tragic past. So why was he the one who got transmigrated? While trying out a new game, he found himself inside its world, in the body of an extra. As if that weren’t bad enough, he received a broken, useless system. Offering rewards only if he survived each scenerio. He had no guidance. No warnings. No knowledge of the game. This world was destined for chaos, where Eternal Beings would wage war in the near future. Aron— now Noah would carve his own path to survive. Even if it means to become an Eternal being himself. But for now, surviving the academy alone was already a nightmare. --- [A/N: The Story is Slowpaced. There will be lot of fun and entertainment chapter. Read them as fun and Don't question over their actions since they were written as fun. Story will be more serious and dark when it needed to! So enjoy now!] Discord Server link: https://discord.gg/dtFkwXFrNm

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

(No NTR) Most players enter the world's first full-dive VRMMORPG to become gods; Liam Yoo just wanted to make a decent soup so he wouldn't have to eat alone anymore. Growing up in the shadows of neglect, second place wasn’t just a disappointment; to Liam, it meant you were invisible. He didn’t care about the game's leader boards, elite guilds, or hoards of gold. He just wanted a kitchen. But when a randomized avatar locks him into the body of a pint-sized, white-haired boy, the system hands him a glitch that shatters the game's balance: a Legendary Talent called [Absorption]. By butchering and eating the game's deadliest monsters, Liam unlocks recipes that grant a staggering 10,000x stat buff to himself and a 500x buff to anyone lucky enough to sit at his table. The catch? Liam casually assumes everyone can turn a dungeon boss into a five-star buffet. While the world's top guilds scramble to recruit or kill the mysterious "Butcher," the unbothered chef is too busy seasoning his cast iron to notice he’s accidentally become the ultimate raid boss. https://discord.gg/RQNbgRgd ---------------------- 180 golden tickets = 3 extra chapters 200 golden tickets = 5 extra chapters dragon gift = 1 bonus chapter + you become a npc castle gift = 3 bonus chapters if hit, + you become a perma shop vendor of your choice spacecraft gift = 5 bonus chapters + you can become a villan. gachapon gift = above rewards if hit, become one of the gods, and all week i post 3 chapters a day instead of 2

On her half-sister's wedding day, Fia's world shatters. Hazel, the bride, has allegedly eloped with Fia's fated mate, and over the phone he rejects her without mercy. With the Alpha groom ready to unleash war on her pack, and spurred on by her stepmother's pleas, Fia makes a desperate choice; she takes Hazel's place at the altar. But the marriage is nothing more than a cruel setup. Betrayed by her family and accused of stealing her sister's happiness, Fia becomes the perfect target for Alpha Cian's wrath. Humiliated and furious, he vows to keep her as his mate not out of love, but revenge. He swears he will break her, torment her, and make her pay until the end of time. What neither of them expects is that hate can twist, burn, and evolve into something far more dangerous. Between lies, betrayal, and a growing bond neither wants to acknowledge, Fia and Cian are bound to discover that the thin line between hate and love is meant to be crossed.

After her rebirth, Rita vows not to repeat her past mistakes. This time, her first priority is to stop her brother, who is about to marry into the Lopez family, from participating in the initial game beta test. In her previous life, she was deceived by this scheming brother until her dying breath. It was only at the end that she realized she was merely a villain in a male-oriented novel about a live-in son-in-law, with all the malice and manipulation orchestrated by him behind the scenes. In this life, Rita decides to change the rules of the game. She will stay in the shadows and seize all the opportunities meant for the male and female leads. By participating in the beta test and re-selecting her abilities, she systematically dismantles the protagonists’ advantages, all while making them believe she’s on their side. Rita has no intention of harming innocent people, nor is she a selfless saint. In this game, she works with the authorities for mutual benefit, all to achieve her ultimate goal—becoming the true master of her fate.

A 16-year-old boy kills criminals in the shadows, calling it justice. But as a terrifying enemy appears, the hunter slowly becomes the monster. But slowly he was targeted by an organisation, And he met with some supernatural people.

“Mommy!! Daddy’s new mate said she’s having a baby. Does that mean he won’t want us anymore?” little Colin cried, clinging to my legs. “Mommy! That rude lady said Daddy doesn’t love us.” my twin Amy whispered, her lips trembling. I looked up from my sobbing children at my Alpha King mate, who had come chasing after them once his so-called mate had hurt them. "She’s pregnant? You told me she was just a fling," I choked. "You and the kids will never lack luxury or comfort," he uttered, refusing to meet my gaze. So that was his excuse? That was his answer to cheating? “You’ve already lost me. Now you’ve lost your children too. We’ll live better without you, and one day you’ll regret losing us.” The moment I said it, his eyes finally met mine, they were wet too. "Alpha King Kash, I reject you!" I hissed. .. Iris thought she had the perfect mate until she caught her Alpha husband cheating. Heartbroken and pregnant, she ran away, hiding in the woods with her unborn pups. Years later, Iris returned to the werewolf world, not as a weak Luna, but as a mother and a woman determined to take her place. But her Alpha had already married his mistress. When he discovered that Iris had left with his children, rage and regret consumed him. Now torn between betrayal and love, Iris faced a choice: protect her babies and destroy the mate who broke her, or risk giving him a second chance.

The Unquiet Life of a Webnovel Writer Jennifer is 40, tired, and ready for a quiet life. But one Saturday afternoon, her landlady asks, “Do you believe we are all products of someone else’s stories?” Suddenly, every unfinished wish-fulfillment fantasy Jennifer ever published starts moving into her apartment building. An 18-year-old stud of an alpha werewolf? Nah, his Alpha Dad is definitely hotter. A golden-haired prince on a white horse? Wth, why was the horse in her lobby? And she distinctly remembers writing him a tsundere Duke of an Uncle. Now the world is bending to accommodate her webnovels. “Why are all of you here, and why are you so inconvenient?” And out of the blue, her childhood friend—older, wiser, and back from abroad—wants to pick up where they left off decades ago. “I’m very sure I didn’t write you.” Oh, and the alien invasion outside her building? Yeah, she shouldn't have started the sci-fi LitRPG. Now the world is about to end. Jennifer is very, very sorry. Author’s Notice Regarding Narrative Deviations This is a formal notice to inform all readers that the current story has deviated significantly from its originally stated premise. The initial scope of the work included, but was not limited to: • Alpha werewolves requiring pack management • Interpersonal dynamics within supernatural hierarchies • The occasional prince dropping out of college Said scope did not include: • Extraterrestrial involvement • Global-scale invasions • Alien roaches of any size or classification The author acknowledges that such developments may be unexpected. An apology is hereby issued for any confusion, emotional distress, or genre whiplash caused by these unforeseen circumstances. In response to anticipated inquiries: Q: “How were these events unforeseen? Aren’t you the author?” A: The author maintains that she is, to the best of her knowledge, the author. However, narrative control appears to be, at present, a collaborative and loosely regulated process. Characters have demonstrated a tendency to: • Act independently • Escalate situations without approval • Introduce plot elements of questionable necessity (see: alien roach invasion) Readers are therefore advised that: 1. The narrative may continue to evolve unpredictably. 2. Genre boundaries are to be considered flexible. 3. Any resemblance to a “cosy romcom” is purely coincidental at this stage. By continuing, readers agree to accept the story in its current form, including all action, sci-fi elements, romantic developments, dramatic turns, and general chaos. Thank you for your understanding. — katisnow (provisionally in control) Footnotes [1] For readers seeking narratives that are marginally more well-behaved, you may refer to the author’s other works. While no guarantees are made, some stories have thus far refrained from introducing alien species without prior notice. [2] “Well-behaved” is a relative term and may still include emotional damage, questionable life choices, and dramatic plot twists. [3] The author accepts no responsibility if said “better-behaved” stories also spiral unexpectedly. Historical precedent suggests this is a non-zero possibility.

“I’ll just be overpowered “ that’s the cockiest statement someone ever made. Ken decided that he would always be the strongest, so even after taking down 29 gunmen alone and getting shot finally, he stood against the gods and forced his transmigration. Out of rage and spite, the gods gave him a basic system, nothing special and even then, in this demon filled extremely hardcore world, Ken said. “I’ll just be overpowered” And somehow that statement is turned to a fact

Liam, a 20 year old college drop out is left with only one choice after being hit with some devastating news. He must enter the world of Vesperia. A world that is often described as game-like. There, the players gain classes, rare bloodlines and affinities. But what does Liam gain after entering this world? He claws his way out of an egg sac only to find out he is now a centipede. An insect that must constantly evolve until he gains the strength to fight against the most powerful player in Vesperia. With powerful foes lurking in the shadows, hunting powerful beasts to improve their strength, Liam is no longer seen as a insect but a threat that needs to be eliminated! Could a centipede evolve into a beast strong enough to shake the heavens and dismantle the world? You will have to read to find out.

Read 40+ chapters ahead at: patreon.com/DayEmperor ***** The cigarette burned out, and the song came to an end. Li Bin ran a hand through his messy hair, unable to recall how many opening drafts had been rejected this was. Ever since the government's online crackdown, Li Bin, who had finally started making a living as a full-time writer and seeing his life improve, had once again fallen into a slump.

Fang Hong gets adopted by a kind old man when he was an infant but the old man dies when he was fifteen years old before he could embrace in the path of immortality. When the Immortals came to his village to check the talents of the mortals and take them to the Immortal sect, he couldn't get in due to his mixed spiritual roots. But unknown to all his talent was number one under heaven as he rose to conquer the continent within a few years of his cultivation journey.

《MY DAZZLING NEW LIFE WITH MY NEW HUSBAND》 Xue Guiying dies by his own hand. Born an illegitimate Omega into a family that treated him as a burden and a bargaining chip, he spent his first life enduring every cruelty they had to offer. When they finally found a use for him, it was the worst possible one: an arranged marriage to a man who broke him completely over five years. Abused, assaulted, and stripped of all dignity, Guiying chose the only exit he believed was left to him. Then he wakes up five years earlier, whole in body if not in spirit, with the full weight of everything he remembers. Before his family can lock him into the same fate, Guiying walks into a civil affairs bureau and marries the first willing stranger he finds. That stranger turns out to be Liu Liuxian, scion of the most powerful family in China and a top-class Alpha who is, apparently, just as eager to escape an arranged marriage of his own. What follows is a marriage neither of them planned and both of them slowly begin to want. Behind Liuxian's cold exterior is a man of quiet, unexpected gentleness. For Guiying, learning to receive warmth without flinching is its own kind of battle. He did not come back to fall in love. He came back to win. Yet somehow, both things begin to happen at once. Because while Guiying is falling, he is also methodically dismantling everyone who destroyed his first life. And his former husband, unwilling to accept Guiying's new life, is making that task considerably more dangerous. In the end, every person who wronged Xue Guiying meets the ruin they deserve, and he finds himself standing in a life that is finally, entirely his own, with a man beside him who chose him back. This time, he does not have to die to be free.

My wife is pretending to be a bad student again. ###### After raising a foolish wife for nineteen years, she left a divorce paper and ran away! Sitting in a wheelchair, he looked calm: "She doesn't know the way, she won't get far." The subordinate reminded: "Madam has run abroad to compete..." Young Master remained expressionless: "She is a bad student, always last in every competition." The subordinate wiped his sweat: "But, Madam is a judge this time..." Mr. Emperor furrowed his brows: "Heh, what does a country girl know besides planting?" The subordinate wanted to cry: "A global top academic competition... in the men's category... as a judge..." He, who has a leg condition, suddenly stood up from the wheelchair: "I'll go compete!" = = At the competition venue. Looking at his foolish wife dressed as a man, handsome and charming, dominating all the awards; then in a long dress, radiant and mesmerizing, becoming a goddess revered in the fields of global medicine, pharmacy, botany, and even astrophysics... His eyes deepened: "No matter how amazing, she's still my woman!" Who would have thought, she arrogantly tossed a divorce paper: "Here, sign it!" [1v1 sweet love story, both heart-wrenching and heart-warming]

Ye Anran's boyfriend cheated on her with a shameless woman. He even publicly humiliated her. Afterward, she decided to go wild and marry her ex-boyfriend's younger uncle. From then on, her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend would have to respectfully address her as "aunt" whenever they saw her! "Mrs. Bo, what do you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's handsome and powerful!" "Mrs. Bo, what don't you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's too handsome and too powerful!" "Young Master Bo, what do you like about Mrs. Bo?" "She says I'm handsome and powerful!" Bo Jinyu discovered that since he met Ye Anran, he had inadvertently developed the habit of doting on his wife without any limits.

In her previous life, Stella Sterling struggled bitterly in the apocalypse for seven years. When she opened her eyes again, she was back one month before the apocalypse, being cornered and beaten up by people hired by her adopted sister. Given a second chance, how could she still let others beat and curse her? You want my life? Heh heh, you'll have to pay with your own life first! Rolling up her sleeves, she charged forward, grabbing a club and smashing it at them. Of course, the most important thing was still to hoard supplies. No money, what to do? Win the lottery, sell jewelry, sell, sell, sell everything useless, and then buy, buy, buy. If that's still not enough, it's time for some "zero-dollar shopping." In this life, she wouldn't have an empty dimensional space with no supplies; she wanted to be the wealthiest person in the apocalypse, and the most ferocious blade! What, those thugs still want to sue her? It's the apocalypse, so I'm going to be lawless, so what!!! Everyone said the young lady of the Sterling Family had gone mad overnight, selling off gifts from her elders to frantically amass wealth, disrespecting her elders, and becoming despised by all. Stella Sterling laughed loudly, "That's right, I'm mad. I don't just want to be despised by all, I want to be feared by all!"

Tang Wanwan never imagined that she would find herself in Daxia Country. This place is utterly destitute and impoverished. Her father died unexpectedly, and her mother is left with her younger brother and sister, while she herself has a gravely ill older brother. Fortunately, with her skills at hand, she doesn't have to worry about anything. However, once her days got better, envy came knocking at her door, relatives came recognizing ties, and even those with old feelings sought her out. Do you all think my place is a charity? Everyone, get as far away as possible from me. Once she chased everyone away, her ears enjoyed much more peace. But there was one person she accidentally lost; should she go and find him back? ---This book is about leisurely making money, Armor Master, medical skills, farming, technical expertise, and cultivating immortality.

——What defines a satisfying novel? ——Revenge, face-slapping, group pampering, strong acting weak... and so on and so forth, not a single element can be missing! ******** Reborn into a new life, Ivy Holden has only two goals: First, to send all those who harmed her to hell. Second, to pamper those who love her to the heavens. As for Jensen Morrison... Since the fans all say he's her fated one, she'll just have to take him.... ******** A certain Queen of Pop music, gritting her teeth: "Ivy Holden, you're a screenwriter! Can't you just write your scripts properly? You just grab the mic and start singing at the drop of a hat, taking my job. This is too much?!!" A certain Best Actress, pouting and complaining: "Ivy Holden, as a screenwriter, it's bad enough you're doing the director's job, but you even take my scenes as the female lead! This is too much?!!" A certain host, facepalming in exasperation: "Ivy Holden, as a screenwriter, it's one thing to win a Best Actress award, but now you're stealing the host's job too! This is too much?!!" A certain business tycoon, slamming the table in anger: "She's just a screenwriter, yet she has acquired several corporations! This is too much?!!" ... A certain Best Actor dotingly stroked someone's soft, curly hair: "Good girl. Go do whatever you want. As long as you're happy."

The blind and foolish Shen Nian—once deceived by villains and burdened with regret—has died. Reborn in the 1990s with a mysterious magical space, Shen Nian is given a second chance at life. This time, she vows to punish the scum who wronged her, protect the family she once neglected, and lead her loved ones toward a life of happiness and prosperity. But above all, there is one person she must make amends to—the man she owes the greatest debt. In her previous life, Shen Nian did everything she could to escape her marriage to Lu Cheng. In this life, she does everything she can to draw closer to him—step by step, little by little, until she is right by his side. Only to realize, far too late, that she has already fallen into the loving web Lu Cheng has patiently woven around her… and has no desire to escape. For Lu Cheng has only ever lived by one principle: To cherish Shen Nian, love Shen Nian, and hold her so dearly that she will never again think of leaving him.

An Ning, a rigorously trained executor of the Ancient Earth Seed Project, travels from the interstellar era back to the lush countryside of the 1980s with a single mission: find the highest-quality seeds and send them to the future. But as she searches the mountains and fields, she finds herself unexpectedly drawn to the simple beauty of rural life. One contract at a time, she leads her entire clan to transform their hometown—leasing mountains for farming, building greenhouses, paving roads, founding schools, and developing local industries—until their once-quiet village becomes renowned far and wide as a paradise of breathtaking scenery and legendary cuisine. No one realizes that the An family’s originally mute youngest daughter has changed completely. The girl who entered university without studying and can knock down a wild boar with a single punch… is she really An Ning? The sharp-tongued young woman whose words cut deeper than knives… is she An Ning? And the mysterious “legendary elder” whose disciples include several powerful figures… could she possibly be An Ning? Meanwhile, a certain influential man—who has secretly admired her for years but never dared confess—watches as An Ning stands on the awards stage. She looks composed, yet her mind is clearly elsewhere. With a knowing smile, he removes his watch and rolls up his sleeves. —Time to go home and cook.