Ivan had shared his room with Lucy for over a week now, and let's just say things were going unimaginably well regarding that particular situation.
'This is amazing, since I am only a two year old she thinks I'm pure. But really this whole time that she's been getting dressed every day I have been peeping on her.'
However, the other situation he was in was not so good. In fact, one could say the value of the other situation drastically dwindled due to this one.
Ivan was unable to get hard because he was only a two year old child, not only that but he genuinely had zero sex drive at all! Additionally, any horny thoughts he may have experienced back on earth when witnessing a woman undress failed to cross his mind. Considering these things it was very difficult for Ivan to fully be content with his new life.
In his past life a large portion of it was spent jerking off to women online and he heavily relied on it as a form of stress relief, although his life is not so bad to the point where he must do it 3-4 times a day unlike his past life he is definitely still devastated by this hard to swallow pill. Ivan was devastated in the face of this new obstacle.
But after his next realization, if you could call his devastation a bottomless sea; Ivan had fallen from the midnight zone to the abyss!
'Wait, I won't be able to get hard till I'm way older! Like 11 or something...'
This singlehandedly crushed the relatively good mood he had previously been in and replaced it with one that was not desirable at all if you took into consideration his age. After all, he was a baby who should be happy all the time; him being devastated while being say a teenager wouldn't matter too much because he would have responsibilities to distract him for the most part anyway.
But Ivan was a mere baby, all he did was scurry around and shit himself! Which goes to say that he had nothing to distract himself with for the time being and was trapped in his own head.
'This is not something that can be changed. I need to move on from this quickly, instead I should be trying to learn more about this place.'
But right as he thought that an intense rumble ran through his small stomach. Ivan was extremely hungry.
'Stupid fucking needs, why does something have to come up as soon as I make my mind up and decide to do something productive. That's okay, one day I'll be free of all these distractions!'
Ivan got up on his two legs that were almost as small as a Basset Hound's legs and walked around the house searching for his mother.
'Oh motherrrrr, this baby is extremely hungry!'
He was taking full advantage of the fact that his mother would prepare a meal anytime he required one.
Eventually, he found his mother. But something was off, usually his mom would be in a cheerful mood but rather, she seemed to be worried about something.
Ivan spoke up, his voice being that of a toddler but his pronunciations of the words similar to how an experienced adult would speak.
"Mommy what's wrong?"
His mother slightly jerked back when he said that, not only did she not notice him but the way he pronounced words so well at such a young age still baffled her quite a bit.
"Daddy went off to fight in a competition, mommy is worried he may get hurt."
Ivan's baby face instantly shone with curiosity. Of course, inwardly he was also very interested.
'A competition, I should for sure learn more about this!'
So he asked information relating to the competition.
"What competition mommy?"
Mei was not surprised when he asked her this. He was a toddler and they were naturally very curious about the world.
"Well honey, this is a competition where daddy will fight his friends to prove to his boss that he is stronger than they are so he can do something that would help us."
She tried to explain the situation where even a toddler could grasp it.
But Ivan's face showed a lack of understanding, but that was not because he was faking it; he genuinely didn't know what she meant.
"I don't get it mommy."
Inwardly she was slightly irritated that he couldn't grasp it, but of course she didn't show that.
"Basically daddy is fighting to get a better job that will support us more."
Now Ivan finally was able to get a hold on the meaning of what she was trying to explain.
"Koji gets it!"
He said with a bright smile.
"I hope daddy wins!"
All traces of irritation instantly vanished from Mei's mind as Ivan said these things, how could she still be even slightly angry when he was so happy? He was her child after all and he brought her great joy; she truly did love him deeply.
"Mommy hopes he wins too honey. So what does my little Koji need?"
Ivan inwardly cursed, although being a baby had it's benefits he was sick of acting like one.
"Koji is hungry..."
He explained while pouting and rubbing his stomach like a real toddler would.
After that, she fed him by first breast feeding him and then serving him some food, which was a plate of beef.
Ivan licked his lips after consuming everything on his plate, but as he was appreciating how exquisite the taste of his meal was, his dad walked through the front door.
His pale white face had a scar on it, his black and grey attire had multiple pieces cut off of it and he had a gash that spread from his abdomen to the side of his stomach.
"What the fuck happened to you?"
Ivan automatically blurted out, but then he realized what he had just said!
His face paled instantly.
'You retard! Why on earth would you say that?'
The dad looked at Ivan with a shocked expression, even though he was in a good amount of pain this definitely succeeded in distracting him for a moment.
"Uhm, Koji who taught you that word?"