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Reincarnated as the weed man

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a man named Jack gets reincarnated in a world that has yet to experience the wonder of weed. welcome to the first chapter of the weed man
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Chapter 1 - chapter #1 what I'm dead?!!

Jack Jackson was your typical stoner.

Until one day he was reincarnated as the weed man in another world.

Jack Jackson was an average guy with an above-average love for cannabis. He spent his days working a dead-end job and his nights indulging in various strains, exploring the beautiful highs of life. Unfortunately, the universe had other plans. One fateful evening, Jack siting in his sealed smoke room took a hit from a blunt the size of his forearm. He coughs hard vision swimg,

Jack's world turned dark as he succumbed to what can only be described as an "impossible high."

As he lay on his couch, surrounded by remnants of his last adventure, Jack felt himself drift into an eternal slumber. He awoke not in his shabby apartment but in a realm filled with vibrant colors and fragrant air. Before him stood a figure enveloped in a haze of green smoke, the God of Weed.

"Welcome, Jack Jackson," the deity said with a mischievous grin . "You've proven yourself worthy to be called the stoner of stoners I offer you a second chance—a chance to spread the joys of weed in a world devoid of it."

Jack's eyes widened. "Seriously? Reincarnation? As what?"

"As the Weed Man," the god chuckled, "in a land where magic thrives, but the herb is yet to be known. You will have the Stoner System to help you cultivate your new life."

Jack grins with excitement, this is just like my novels he thinks as the god stands and with a wave of the god's hand, Jack felt himself being pulled through a vortex of swirling greens, browns, and golds, until he landed with a thud in a dense forest.

Jack blinked as he took in his surroundings. He walks over to a nearby clear puddle He was no longer the thirty-something man he once was; instead, he found himself in the body of a young man who looks like himself but more rugged and muscular. His head begins to hurt like he had been struck with a sledghamer as 17 years of memory poor into his mind sorting them along side his own. the name of his hosts body quicky pops into his head, Jack stone He quickly discovers that he had been cast out from a noble family for his "worthless" magic talent. But Jack had other plans.

"Status" Jack declared

a glowing screen appeared before him.

**Status:**

- Name: Jack Stone

Health: 16/16

Stamina: 20/20

Mana: 25/25

- Class: Weed Man

- Level: 1

- Weed Points (WP): 0

- Strength: 5

- Constitution: 6

- Intelligence: 10

- Wisdom: 8

- Agility: 7

- Dexterity: 9

- Luck: 4

"Not bad," he muttered, grinning.

"Time to get to work!"

With his newfound mission, Jack set off into the woods to find the perfect spot to set up a camp until he made it to a city

As Jack dug his hands into the soil, he felt a strange connection with the earth. It was as if the plants were welcoming him. When he finished planting his first seeds, an alarm rang out in his mind.

*DING*

"System message*

*You have planted your first cannabis seeds! Earned 50 WP!*

*DING*

*System message*

*Level up*

*+2 all stats*

*+2 free points*

"Sweet!" Jack exclaimed, his heart racing. "Let's see what else I can do."

He called up his system shop, which displayed a wide array of items. Everything from seeds and buds to rolling papers and bongs. He could even buy mundane necessities like food and tools.

**Shop:**

- Cannabis Seed Pack: 20 WP

- Rolling Papers: 5 WP

- Stoner's Bedroll: 15 WP

- Healing Herb (non-cannabis): 10 WP

Jack could hardly contain his excitement. With each level-up, he could unlock new supplies, skills, and abilities. The possibilities were endless!

Jack soon sees a new message pop up.

**System**

"For planting your first seed you've earned a starter box"

"Would you like to open it"

"Yes/No"

" Yes" Jack shouts out excitedly

**Ding**

**System message**

"You have gained"

WP-200

2 - dimebag ( indica)

1- pack of rolling papers

1 - set of leather armor, rank (Common)

1- dager, rank (Common)

2- skill selection

1- grow ability selection, rank (Rare)

"YES" Jack shouts in excitement " my first cheat like skill"

**Ding**

*System message**

{Choose one of the following rare skills}

**Smoke Conjuration**: The ability to manipulate smoke from burning cannabis, creating visual illusions or calming effects.

**Mood Enhancement**: A skill that allows the user to influence emotions and social interactions through the aroma or effects of cannabis.

**Stoner Sage**: Wisdom gained from deep contemplation while under the influence, providing insight into complex problems or mysteries.

**Euphoria Induction**: The ability to create a state of bliss or relaxation in others, making them more amiable or open to negotiation.

**Ganja Guardian**: A protective skill that wards off negative energies or entities in areas where cannabis is present.

**Dreamweaving**: The ability to enter and manipulate dreams while under the influence of cannabis, helping others or seeking knowledge.

**High Spirits**: Boosting morale and courage in allies, giving them a temporary boost in confidence and performance.

**Mind Expanding**: Gaining temporary insights or enhanced creativity when using cannabis, allowing for innovative solutions to problems.

**Chronic Defense**: A protective skill that buffers against negative effects (magical or physical) when under the influence of cannabis.

**Herbalist's Healing**: Ability to create potent healing salves and elixirs from magical herbs, restoring health or curing ailments.

**Smoke Screen**: Create a thick cloud of smoke that obscures vision, allowing for stealthy movements or escapes in combat.

**Entangling Vines**: Summon magical vines that can ensnare enemies, immobilizing them or pulling them down to the ground.

**Psychedelic Illusions**: Cast illusions that disorient or confuse enemies, causing them to see or hear things that aren't there.

**Nature's Wrath**: Call upon nature to unleash a barrage of plant-themed attacks, such as thorny projectiles or explosive seed pods.

**Stoner's Focus**: Enter a meditative state that enhances concentration, temporarily boosting spellcasting abilities or combat precision.

**Cannabis Conjurer**: Summon magical plants that can fight alongside you, such as animated cannabis plants that attack foes or provide support.

**Chill Aura**: Emit a calming aura that reduces aggression in nearby enemies, potentially diffusing hostile situations or lowering their combat effectiveness.

**Blazing Trail**: Leave a trail of burning leaves or embers behind you, damaging enemies who pass through it while providing a tactical advantage.

**Vaporous Form**: Transform into a cloud of vapor, allowing you to evade attacks and move through small openings or barriers.

**Rejuvenating Smoke**: Release a puff of smoke that revitalizes allies, granting temporary buffs or restoring energy.

**Bong Blast**: Release a powerful shockwave of sound and pressure from a magical bong, knocking back enemies and disrupting their actions.

**Sativa Surge**: Channel the energizing properties of sativa plants, increasing speed and agility for a short duration.

**Indica Defense**: Gain a temporary boost in resilience and defense, utilizing the calming effects of indica to endure attacks.

**Puff of Poison**: Release toxic spores or gases that can poison enemies or inflict status effects like sleep or confusion.

**Ding*

**System message**

Please choose one of the rare abilitys below

(Rare)Nature's Embrace: An ability that enhances one's connection to nature, allowing for better foraging and plant-related capabilities.

(Rare)Herbal Alchemy: The ability to create potent potions or elixirs from cannabis and other herbs, enhancing their effects.

(Rare)Green Thumb: Exceptional skill in growing and cultivating various strains of cannabis, increasing yield, quality and growth speed.

Jack looks as the choices given

"Green Thumb is definitely my ability choice" he says out loud mentally selecting it

**Ding**

**System message**

You have chosen the ability (Rare) Green Thumb: adds 20% to yield, quality and growth speed.

Jack studded the choices he had only two to choose from, and they would determine his future survival in this world.

"I've got to protect my base and plants" he says out loud to himself

"I'll take Ganja Guardian for my first selection" he says mentally selecting

"Then I'll take Cannabis conjure"

**Ding*

**System message**

You have made the skill selections

Ganja Guardian: a barrier surrounds any plant you place protecting them from energy or physical attacks.

Cannabis Conjure: toss a Cannabis seed on the ground after infusing it with your mana it with sprout into a carnivorous cannabis plant that will fight for you.

"Excellent now i can really get started" Jack said with a maniacal grin, he sits down next to his first plant and rolls his first joint in this new world.

Over the next few weeks, Jack cultivated his plants and practiced his magic, albeit with a unique twist. He learned to infuse his weed with magical properties, creating strains that could heal wounds or enhance strength.

His first harvest was upon him as he started hanging branches out to dry. Jack had set himself up a nice camp in the clearing he had a tent bought from his system shop, as well as a out house for releaving himself. The weed was drying on a clothes line running along one side of his makeshift camp. He was almost ready to leave his clearing and head into town. He looked at the world map he had just bought from his system shop and looked at the nearest town on the map.

3 days that's how long it will take him to reach the nearest town, "why can't I find a flight skill" he grumbled as he thought about how to prepare for his journey.

He had done some preliminary scouting of his sroundings he had even been in a few fights with wolfs a shiver runs down his spine thinking of his first encounter.

(ONE WEEK AGO)

A party of 4 adventures are tracking a pack of dragon wolves through a familiar forest they crouch down low and watch the wolfs laying around in a small clearing. The wolfs are longer than a normal forest wolf. They have black scaled tails and fur with lizard like eyes.

" What a pay day"

Says Kirk a swordsmen dragon kin spell blade a D rank adventure, the captain of the 4 man team vulken

"There are at least 20 of them"

Jake there human Archer said his eyes scanning over them with a greedy gleam

"They're fire proof pelts and the fire sacs will fetch at least a silver a piece"

Says Sally the elven mage of the party

"Can I punch them yet" says the half giant barbarian that acts as the party's tank.

Kirk replieds "be cautious we'll attack when we're all in position, stay quiet until we all can rush in."

Before they can rush in a smell starts filling the woods.

"Eww" Sally says waving her hand in front of her face

"It smells like a skunkton after it sprays"

Note: a skunkton is this worlds vision of a skunk only it's easily the size of a wolf

"It's mixed with the smell of pine and smoke" said Jake his nose transforming into a wolfs for a moment to sniff the air

They watched as the wolfs turn to a section of the woods as smoke drifts through the trees and a figure slowly approaches the clearing.

A tall man with long black hair and muscular physique walks out of the trees. He's dressed in black pants and a bright green shirt with gold trim with a weird leaf symbol in the middle.

The adventures freeze apon seeing Jack walks out still smoking his blunt as he scans the wolfs.

"He's dead" says Kirk watching as the first fire breath dragon wolf lunges at Jack flame spouting from its jaws.

(Jacks point of view)

Panic takes over as he watches the flames coming towards him, Jack throws himself to the side while ficking his join into the flames inside the wolfs jaws.

With a poof of sudden smoke the blunt burns away leaving an expanding cloud to help cover his movements. Jack takes a hand full of seeds an fills them with his mana before tossing them over the heads of the pack of wolfs.

The ground around the wolfs suddenly shakes as 15 weed plants grow at a visable rate.

As soon as there fully grown Jack slams his hand on the ground as a wolf jumps over him having aimed for his chest before shouting

"Cannabis Conjure" "bullet seed"

Seed bullets pepper the 20 wolfs injuring 5 and killing 6.

Jack runs to the one that burned his joint before taking his iron dagger and plunging it into it's eye killing it instantly.

"7 down 13 to go" Jack says

4 wolfs unleash flames on his weed plants as the remaining 9 including the 5 injured ones. Jack grabbed another blunt out of his pocket and skillfully used a spout of flames to light it before blowing a cloud of smoke directly in the faces of the wolfs.

"Snort..." 9 wolfs snort and shake their heads as the potent herb took affect and spread through there system.

Jack then slammed his hand down to the ground one more time in dramatic fashion

"SLAP"

"Bullet seed"

5 more wolfs fall down dead their vitals pierced. 3 wolfs are still burning his remaining 9 plants.smoke was quickly getting thick in the clearing intoxicating the wolfs making them start blowing flames in random directions trying to hit him. he doged in between bursts of flames stabbing necks as he rolled past taking out another 3 wolfs before one massive paw the size of his head slams into his chest sending him flying back joint almost flying from his lips with his grunt of pain.

"Opff..aaa"

He planted his feet to slow himself down furrows stretch across the ground as he uses his new strength to keep himself upright. Jack grabbs onto a wolfs tail and using the last of the momentum from the blow swings the howling wolf right into the jaws of a massive dragon head

*DING*

*System message*

*Level up* *+2 all stats*

*New skill acquired *Identity* (Rare)

Jack wasted no time and used his new skill

**Name:** Dracowolf Level 5**

**Appearance:** The Dracowolf stands as a majestic fusion of wolf and dragon, embodying both elegance and power. Its body retains the sleek, muscular form of its unevolved counterpart, the dragon wolf, but is now adorned with intricate, shimmering scales that glimmer in hues of deep emerald and obsidian along its spine and limbs.

**Head:** The most striking feature of the Dracowolf is its dragon-like head, which boasts elongated, pointed ears and fierce, piercing eyes that glow with an otherworldly light. Its snout is elongated and tapered, lined with sharp, serrated teeth that hint at its predatory nature.

**Abilities:** The Dracowolf possesses enhanced agility and strength compared to its unevolved form. It can breathe a torrent of fire. Its heightened senses allow it to track prey over great distances, and its intelligence surpasses that of a typical wolf, enabling complex strategies during hunts or battles.

**Personality:** The Dracowolf is both fierce and regal, displaying loyalty to its pack while also demonstrating a majestic independence. It is known to be territorial and protective, yet it possesses a wise, almost ancient demeanor, often taking on the role of a guardian of its domain.

"Shit" says Jack watching the beast sit down the wolf he threw and glare at him

Jack quicky opens his shop window to buy a skill he was offered earlier

**Shop**

**WP-340**

**Skills**

**Entangling Vines**: Summon magical vines that can ensnare enemies, immobilizing them or pulling them down to the ground. WP 100

**Nature's Wrath**: Call upon nature to unleash a barrage of plant-themed attacks, such as thorny projectiles or explosive seed pods. WP 140

He bought 2 just incase nothing's wrong with a little bit of extra fire power is there? Jack thought

Jack shouts

"Entangling Vines"

While stretching out his arm and flicking his wrist at the wolfs.

Vines spring from the ground with lighting speed holding the rest of the dragon wolfs on the ground while keeping the dracowolf pinned in place, still standing vines wrapped around it's mussel keeping it from breathing fire at him struggling against the vines keeping it restrained.

Jack with a mental command sent his plant minons to finish off the weeker wolfs while he delt with the big one

Jack walks up to the bound wolf 3 times his size and with a shout says

"Nature's Wrath"

Plants rise from the ground one looks like a cross bow with sharp and barbed vines ready to fire. The second plant looked like a grenade launcher capable of firing explosive seed pods

"Fire" Jack shouts as a bolth plants fire like turrets bombardeding the wolf relentlessly.

**DING**

*Level up*

*Level up*

**Skill unlocked**

(For killing an evolved monster while still being below level 5 you have been granted the skill *dimensional storage*)

*dimensional storage(Rare)*

(Alows any items to be stored in a timeless dimension)

Jack uses his new skill to start storing the corpses of the wolfs in his new inventory skill happily grining about his victory feeling more confident in his new strength.

Unbeknown to Jack the adventures near by had seen his whole fight with the wolfs and were definitely going to report back to the adventures guild.

/(BACK TO PRESENT)/

After a week of trudging back through the woods the adventuring team vulcan finally makes it back into the city named high point and split up.

Kirk"I'm going to go report to the guild master about the strange man we saw" " you guys head to the inn and get cleaned up" he says tossing them a pouch with a few silver coins.

5 minutes later Kirk is knocking on the door of the guild master's office

Guild master stormbraker is a 5 foot tall dwarf with a graying beard hanging down to his knees and tied in a clean braid, his long black hair still only having flexs of gray despite his beard being nearly completely gray, his hair is in a neet ponytail. He's siting at his chair behind his desk rubbing his temples as the knock sounds out

"Come in" he says with a "hmph" and pulls out a bottle of dwarven whiskey called fire bellys.

The door opens and Kirk walks in and sits down across from the guild master at his desk.

"Report" says the guild master while pouring and handing him a drink

Kirk takes a sip as the alcohol warms his stomach he responds

" The dragon wolfs are dealt with sir , but there were complications."

The guild master narrowed his eyes

"What happened?"

Kirk proceeded to explain what his party had witnessed

After his explanation the guild master spoke

"did you attempt to talk to the man"

"No" responds Kirk " we left after he killed the Dracowolf"

The guild master though hard for a moment before saying

"Alright I'll dispatch a B rank party to approach him and bring him in for questioning"

The disappearce of Jack stone was already a head ache for him now a strange man with smelly smoke was hanging out in the area he was supposed to send his adventures into he couldn't risk further losses of life and monster parts.

Word would start to spread quickly, and Jack will find himself at the center of attention. He would no longer be just Jack Stone or Jack, the boy cast out from nobility; he was the Weed Man, the pioneer of the herb in this magical world.

But not everyone would be thrilled about this new phenomenon. A powerful noble from Jack's former family would soon learn of his exploits and send mercenaries to stop him. They believed weed was a corrupting force, and they would do anything to destroy it.

" Status"

Jack says looking over his gains

**Status:**

- Name: Jack Stone

Health: 120/120

Stamina: 150/150

Mana: 200/200

- Class: Weed Man

- Level: 6

- Weed Points (WP): 556

- Strength:15

- Constitution: 20

- Intelligence:25

- Wisdom: 16

- Agility: 17

- Dexterity:16

- Luck: 12

Free points:5

*Skills*

**Ganja Guardian**: a barrier surrounds any plant you place protecting them from energy or physical attacks.

**Cannabis Conjure**: toss a Cannabis seed on the ground after infusing it with your mana it with sprout into a carnivorous cannabis plant that will fight for you.

**Entangling Vines**: Summon magical vines that can ensnare enemies, immobilizing them or pulling them down to the ground.

**Nature's Wrath**: Call upon nature to unleash a barrage of plant-themed attacks, such as thorny projectiles or explosive seed pods.

**Ability's**

**Green Thumb** (Rare): Exceptional skill in growing and cultivating various strains of cannabis, increasing yield, quality and growth speed.

**Identify**(Rare):Able to identify people and objects within 20 levels above the user

**dimensional storagera(Rare)**:Alows any items to be stored in a timeless dimension

As he stared into the horizon, Jack Stone knew that he was destined to change not just his fate, but the very fabric of the world he now called home. The path ahead was filled with magic, monsters, and, of course, plenty of weed. And he was ready for it all.