When Saitama pressed the button on the "Plot Hole" Remote, he expected the gravity to maybe... shift a little. He didn't expect the entire Nexus Mall to turn into a giant, indoor snow globe filled with screaming shonen protagonists and flying bowls of ramen.
"WHOA!" Deadpool yelled, swimming through the air like a very confused red-and-black salmon. "I'm floating! I'm finally as light as my own moral compass! Soum, look at me! I'm doing the 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Deadpool'!"
The Zero-G Panic
The mall was in total chaos.
Luffy had inflated his body into a giant rubber ball (Gum-Gum Balloon) to try and stabilize himself, but instead, he was just bouncing off the ceilings like a massive, straw-hat-wearing pinball.
Denji was using his chainsaws as makeshift propellers, spinning in circles and accidentally shredding a "Sale" banner for a bookstore.
Tanjiro was trying to use "Water Breathing: Third Form" to swim, but he just looked like he was doing a very intense version of the doggy paddle in mid-air.
"This is... unacceptable," Vegeta hissed, currently floating upside down. His hair was pointed toward the floor, making him look like a very angry, blue-spandex-clad mop. "A Prince of all Saiyans does not drift! I conquer gravity! I don't let it ignore me!"
"Actually, Vegeta," Satoru Gojo said, sitting cross-legged in the air as if he were on a comfortable sofa. "It's quite relaxing. It's like being inside my Limitless, but without the headache of explaining the math to the fans."
The New Challenger: The Volleyball God
Suddenly, a orange blur zoomed past Gojo's head.
"THESE ARE THE HIGHEST TOSSES I'VE EVER SEEN!"
Hinata Shoyo (Haikyuu!!) was currently flying through the food court, using his legs to kick off the walls with enough force to break the sound barrier. Behind him, Kageyama was frantically trying to "set" a floating head of lettuce.
"Kageyama! Give me the toss!" Hinata screamed.
"IT'S A CABBAGE, YOU IDIOT!" Kageyama roared back. "AND THE GRAVITY IS ZERO! THE TRAJECTORY IS INCALCULABLE!"
The Cabbage Crisis 2.0
Saitama was the only one not panicking. He was standing on the ceiling, thanks to his "Serious Magnetic Feet" (which he just invented because he didn't want to float away from his lunch).
He watched as his Legendary Golden Cabbage drifted away toward a very hungry-looking Goku.
"Oh no, you don't," Saitama muttered. He jumped from the ceiling, intending to grab the cabbage, but was intercepted by Deadpool.
"Wait! Cueball!" Deadpool grabbed Saitama's cape. "Before you grab the veggie, we have a problem! Look at the 'Plot Hole' Remote! The battery is dying, and if it hits zero while we're floating, we'll be stuck in this pose for the next 50 chapters!"
"I don't care," Saitama said, reaching for the cabbage. "I'm hungry."
The "Aura" Overload
Just as Saitama's fingers brushed the cabbage, Goku powered up to Super Saiyan Blue. The sheer pressure of his energy in zero-gravity acted like a jet engine.
"I can't help it!" Goku laughed, his aura blowing everyone backward. "The lighter I feel, the more energy I want to use! Let's see how fast I can go!"
Goku took off like a rocket, creating a "Chakra-Ki-Cursed-Energy" vacuum that started sucking all the loose items in the mall—including Denji, Luffy, and Deadpool—into a giant, swirling ball of anime nonsense.
"WE'RE FORMING A KATAMARI!" Deadpool screamed. "SOUM! HELP! I'M TANGLED IN LUFFY'S ARMS AND I THINK I JUST POKED TANJIRO IN THE EYE!"