Mr Virtual: What are we doing here again?
Hog: Genesys said we were going on a hunt.
Genesys: I said excursion, not hunt.
Fleet: And what are the whip and knives for?
Wechidna: Isn't that whip from my other self?
Satanos: Wasn't he a masochist?
Genesys: THE POINT is, we're going on an excursion.
MX: To smoke?
Lord X: She
Genesys: Why did I invite you?
Rewrite: We're going to visit some Sonic games.
Sonic.Exe Movie (Palurdudus): So, us?
Hog: -shoots them- No, idiot.
Lord X: And where did this guy come from?
Rewrite: It came with the fanfic sex swap
Mr Virtual: Wait wha-
Lilith: Don't worry -takes a swig of crack-
Genesys: Nobody say any-
Wechidna: Why are you naked?
Fleet: I wonder why Xeno is hanging from the chandelier
Tripwire: WHY AM I INSIDE FURNANCE!?
Furnance (Palurdudus): WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!?
(Sonic 2006)
Diablo: SOMEONE POUR CHLYROFORM IN MY EYES!!!
Majin: EVEN THE GRAPHICS IN OUR GAMES AREN'T THAT BAD!!!
Genesys (Palurdudus): YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GAME!!!
(Sonic and the Black Knight)
NMI: Why do I feel like whoever suggested the name was racist?
Turmoil: I'm glad I don't have eyes, that way I'll never know what the hell you guys did last night.
CD (Palurdudus): -More stoned than a boob job- OH My GoD, I'm eCUaDOr
(Sonic Lost World)
Furnance: -being epically choked by one of the Zetas-
Starved: My son... a moron.
Sarah: -with higher hormones than all the animals in the universe combined- WHAT DO I DO HERE?
Horror M: So you and Corrupt don't traumatize anyone else with your cojid-
Corrupt: -exhibitionist mode and super high- HEHE WHY BOTHER... YOU'D BE THE ONLY ONE TRAUMATIZED!
Horror M: Someone had to sacrifice themselves.
Starved: Furnance, burn my eyes, please.
(Sonic Frontiers)
Xeno: -on a rail- Dance your body, Macarena joy!
L Is Real: You sound worse than Bad Bunny.
Curse: WUAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA -Surfing in a ciber shark-
(Sonic Unleashed)
Faker: I found Scourged's long-lost relative :0
Coronation Day: Why do I feel like someone arranged a massive orgy?
Lilith: It was me :D
JANE: Oh shit, here we go again
Slenderman: Wait, what are we doing here?
(Sonic Adventure 2)
Ultra M: -calmly watching the ARK mayhem from the moon with popcorn- That furry fight is good
SALLY_ALT: -appears from a random portal- It needs more blood
Ultra M: -looks at SALLY_ALT- Did they finish raping Mobians and screaming like Foxy?
SALLY_ALT: First, you're the one with the tentacles here, and second, why is Sunky sitting on the cannon?
Sunky: -eating cereal on the ARK cannon-
(With the idiots still arguing)
Fleet: I'M NOT FUCKING A GHOST FURRY!!!
Genesys: OH RIGHT
Wechidna: Wasn't that the other one?
Tripwire: ATAGAVAVACSVAHtgaag -Agonized screams-
Furnance (Palurdudus): WHO THE HELL TAPED MY OVEN?!
Hog: -lying down like Peter Griffin- I shouldn't have seen that.
Rewrite: -peeks through the portal to Lost World- Let's see- FOR ALL THE FUCKING LESBIANS