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Chapter 12 - Little job

In some random McDonald's

Starved: I was already hungry

Turmoil: You're always hungry

Mr L: YO SOY LUIGI MAMA MIA

Sarah: Why did we come to McDonald's?

Malware: Fatal and Virtual poured boiling oil on the KFC employees

Rewrite: Lilith is still mad at Lord X and won't let us into Crepes & Waffles

Lord X: -A broken arm, premium balls, 10 concussions, and a wheelchair- exaggerated witches

Fleet: HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO ORDER SOMETHING!? -behind the counter-

Curse: Fleet? What the hell are you doing here?

Turmoil: And why do you work?

Fleet: After destroying the mansion with the missile, Rewrite forced me to pay him.

IHY: -in the back in the kitchen- MORE LIKE TO BE HIS SLAVE!

Fleet: SHUT UP, YOU BITCH!

Malware: And how much do you owe him?

Rewrite: 843,924,827,492,947,018,830 dollars

Curse: Did the mansion cost that much?

Rewrite: Nah, I bought it in Peru, so it was cheap. I'm charging him for my pentagon.

Lord X: Someone kill me...

Starved: Okay :D -pushes the wheelchair into the street

Lord X: NO, WAIT, IT WAS JO-

RKArkkakrKAKRAKRK!!!

Amy: What was that?

Shadow: -Driving like Fast & Furious- it was definitely a rat.

Fleet: So, what are you going to order?

Turmoil: 500 Happy Meals.

BANG!

Fleet: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?!

IHY: The cook committed suicide.

Sarah: I want-

WHOA!

GB: FIRE IN THE KITCHEN!

Diablo: I swear it wasn't me.

Starved: Yeah, that's bad and all, but what about our order?

Rewrite: NOW YOU OWE ME 934,938,294,737,218,217,328,947,018,830 DOLLARS!!!

GB: What the hell, dude?

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

(At KFC)

Fatal: RUN FASTER!!!

Police: STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Mr Virtual: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING!?

Kentucky Fried Chicken: We'll just cook you and sell you with BBQ wings :D

Fatal: GET AWAY, YOU FAT OLD MAN!!!

Mr Virtual: BUT ARE WE GETTING SOME SPICY WINGS WITH KETCHUP SAUCE!?

(At Crepes & Waifus)

Lilith: What are you guys doing here?

Furnance: -having an existential crisis-

Metal: He's pissed because his creator replaced him with a restaurant.

EYX: Damn, McDonald's blew up!

Wacky: And we all got banned from KFC for being Fatal and Virtual.

Lilith: I asked you what you were doing here, not how you got here.

Sarah: -appears- Hi :D

EYX: You work here too?

Sarah: -points to herself with her clothes- You think so?

Metal: Bruh

Furnance: Because of a restaurant...

Fatal: HELP!!!!!

Kentucky Fried Chicken: -turned into spicy wings-

Mr Virtual: -eating those wings- HEY GUYS!!!

Wacky: What are you running from?

Frisby's chicken: -with a chainsaw-

Lilith: That explains it.

Dedicated to Shadow's obsessive fan: Natalia_04122010

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