If you're wondering about the Marvel DC tags, it's because there will be references to these universes.
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In a massive $4,372,382,292 house in who-knows-where
Majin and GB were watching the news while drinking Corona beer
Stripper Reporter: And in other news, a yellow hedgehog with drug-addict eyes was spotted trying to incinerate an Italian guy in Error 404 mode who seems to have had too much coffee while yelling 'Get back here, you damn cheap joke with too many popsicles!' in the streets of Venezuela
GB ate the bottle while saying
GB: I still don't understand how Fleetway slipped down the stairs if the guy is literally floating the whole time
Majin: I wonder why the hell you eat the bottle
GB: It's called recycling
Then Xeno came out of the kitchen
Xeno: Hey guys, we have a problem
GB: Did Rewrite trick the corpse into going into Fatal's room again?
Xeno: Well, yes, but no, Horror and I burned the water.
Majin: Xeno, you can't burn the ag-
Majin, Xeno, and Horror M watched as the water in the sink caught fire.
Majin: How the hell did you burn the water?
Horror M: You expect us to know why we did it?
Majin: No, you think you idio-
Xeno: We were trying to make pasta.
Majin: And why the hell did you think you could do it?!
Xeno: Don't look at me, he's the Italian.
Horror M: Why do you assume that just because I'm Italian i know how to make pasta?
Xeno: How many Italians do you know who don't know how to make pasta? Aside from you, you piece of-
Horror M: Touche
GB: Hey guys, the house's on fire!
The house was already engulfed in flames by the time the three intellectuals stopped arguing about how Horror couldn't cook pasta even though he was Italian.
Majin: WE HAVE TO GET EVERYONE OUT OF HERE!
Sunky and Bad Day peeked out the door.
Sunky: What happened? We were putting on a disco ball. *sad face*
Majin: You two get out of here...
Bad Day: And why would we listen to a fart-faced-
Majin: GET OUT! *Yells in laughs*
Both: Okay. *disappear like your dad*
GB: Now, back to the topic... THE HOUSE'S STILL ON FIRE! *points at literally the whole damn kitchen*
Horror M: WE'RE SORRY! We just wanted to cook.
Majin: And who exactly told you that you could cook?
Everyone looked at Xeno.
Xeno: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Epic flashback
IHY: Do you know how to cook? *Looks at the drug dealer*
Xeno: Uhhhhhh... Of course I do XD
Sarah appears every two seconds like Mariovz18 characters.
Sarah: Did someone say pasta?
IHY: Yes, he did. *Points at Crystal*
Sarah: So you can make pasta?
Xeno: *Terrified* Of course I can!
Sarah: Okay, I'm going to go with Faker to find that drug-addicted idiot. *Disappears like your imaginary girlfriend*
...
IHY: Do you think what I think?
Xeno: Fleet's going to spend a week looking for Sarah disguised as that old fart?
IHY: Well, yeah, but I meant you're screwed.
End of shitty flashback
Horror M: What the hell is wrong with you, Xeno?! Why did you agree to something like that?!
Xeno: You seriously wanted me to say no to Sarah? You know how she is, the only idiot she doesn't gut is Faker.
GB: Yeah, he's right.
Horror M: But why are you involving ME?!
Xeno: I assumed you knew how to cook pasta, but it turns out you're the only Italian in the whole damn world who doesn't... and it was also my revenge for killing the blue dwarf.
MX: Not to interrupt, but the house's falling down. *grabs the poker table and runs away*.
Lord X: I had a ladder, you damn glutton! *Follows him in his true form*
GB: RUN!
A moment from The Incredibles later
Everyone watches the house burn
Majin: Rewrite is going to make him pay dearly
Faker approaches, eating a Tails head, even though it doesn't have a mouth
Faker: Did they leave Diablo smoking lettuce with Dictator and IHY again?
GB: Yeah, they were smoking, but no, Xeno and the Italian burned the water
Faker: Sounds like a normal Tuesday *takes another bite of the head*
Just then, an EXE with brown boots and eyes that were crying a black substance approached with a fire extinguisher
Curse: Don't worry! The cavalry has arrived!
Xeno: You're anything but chivalry.
Curse: At least I don't look like a dyed quartz mine.
GB: Would you mind putting out the fire? Rewrite will kill us if his rings melt.
Curse: No problem!
The damn femboy broke the fire extinguisher in two and threw it into the fire.
¡¡¡KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOOM!!!
The house burned even more.
Horror: Of course, burning water burns with more water.
Majin: Do you mind if I check that? *takes the fire extinguisher*
Majin: Curse... this says gasoline.
Curse: Fine-gasoline?
IHY: Fine, gentlemen! *appears wearing a penguin costume, a monocle, and a flaming pipe*
Majin: GASOLINE MAKES THE FIRE EVEN BIGGER! WHY THE HELL DID YOU POUR THAT ON IT, HEDGEHOG?!
Xeno: You wanted him to pour water on burnt water?
Curse: Well, they're both liquids, right?
Somewhere in Hawaii On Vacation
Rewrite: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a great day without collecting taxes or turning someone's head into a ball, don't you think, Faty?
Fatal: *looking nervous* Completely, ignoring the fact that you burned down McDonald's just because they told you were too old to order a Happy Meal
Rewrite: I didn't burn it down! I just painted it black
Fatal: First of all, that's racist, and second, you painted the employees too
Video Call
Fatal: Yes, hello, this is the world's least-known cyberterrorist
GB: Hello Virtual 2.0, is Rewrite with you?
Rewrite: *Hacks Fatal's phone* Sup
fatal: How did you get into my phone?
Rewrite: But you don't have a phone.
GB: I just came to say that the crackhead and the junkie burned the house down.
Xeno: SHUT UP! *sends the black guy to Saint Peter*
Horror M: BUT THIS IDIOT MANIPULATED ME!
End of the call
Fatal: *stares at the rewrite* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Weren't your rings in the ca-
Rewrite: MY PENTAGON!