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Chapter 16 - Jar Jar Jarjar Jar Jar Jarjarjarjaaaar

Gamebreaker: Who's working a six-hour shift?

IHY: No one.

Coronation: At least we get free pizza.

The three of them were working the night shift on NMI's orders.

IHY: So we're not going to talk about the possessed robots?

Gamebreaker: The others are already taking care of that.

Elsewhere

Satanos: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD FOR BEING BLACK HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bonnie: I'm pissed off, you fucking racist piece of shit-!!!

Golden: How much for the drugs?

SALLY_ALT: 10 bucks worth of coke

Golden: -gives her 10 bucks-

SALLY_ALT: -gives her the crystals-

Turmoil: Crime is getting more and more organized

Chica: Pizza

Coronation Day: -Spawnes- Yeah, good morning

Foxy: OH MY GOD, A WOMAN

Coronation Day: Be grateful I'm not on my period or I'll break your hand, you wanker

Toy Bonnie: Hey guys, what if we have a party?

Mangle: But Bonnie took the balloons

Gamebreaker: And what did he want balloons for?

Outside

Toy Bonnie: Now you'll see, you little black bear

The toy rabbit had filled the balloons with liquid nitrogen, clearly not smuggled, and put them outside the entrance

Toy Bonnie: Now I just have to- Why do I hear voices?

Puppet: WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF MY MUSIC!?

Michael: Run faster-

Inside

Freddy: Hey, did anyone else hear that?

Bonnie: Freddy, I think you forgot your pills.

Turmoil: Now we know what the balloons were for.

William: And how do you know you're blind?

Turmoil: The power of the script.

IHY: GIVE ME THE FUCKING SLICE!!!

Chica: You'll need more hands to force me—oh wait, I'm the one without hands 😔

Vanessa: And... what are you supposed to be?

Amalgama: I don't really know, I think I'm part Majin🤡, part 2011X😈, and part dolphin.

Coronation Day: Hey, grape, I wanted to ask you something.

William: What do you want now, woman? Can't you see I'm busy thinking about why our writer fell head over heels for his first-

Coronation Day: Yeah, yeah, whatever, I don't give a fuck, but I wanted to ask you, do you know Hatsune Miku?

Gamabreaker: WHERE?

William: Do you really think a freaking pizzeria full of possessed animatronics would welcome the sister from another game with the possessed hedgehog guy?

1 Hour later

Hatsune Miku: World is mine!

Sekai from ichi-ban OHIME-SAMA

Sou-yu atsukai KOKORO-ete Yone

Sono-ichi Itsumo to chigau kami-gata ni kiga-tsuku koto

Sono-ni Chanto kutsu made mirukoto, ii ne?

Sono-san Watashi no Hito-koto niwa mittsu no kotoba de henji suru koto

Wakatta ra migite ga orusu nanowo nantoka-site!

Betsuni wagamama nante itte nain-dakara Kimi ni KOKORO kara omotte hoshii no KAWAII tte

Sekai of ichi-ban OHIME-SAMA Kiga-tsuite ne e ne e

Mataseru nante rongai yo Watashi wo dare-dato omotte runo?

Mou! nan-daka amai-mono ga tabetai!

Gamebreaker: -Dancing with a massive adrenaline rush-

IHY: And how did you guys get here? 🤨

Lord X: -Dressed as Miku- I don't know, but nice.

Mr. L: -Singing like a contortionist on stage-

MX: -Dancing with Miku on top of him-

Miku: -Dancing and singing in a Somari costume-

All the damn animatronics were going around in "Happy Happy All The Way" mode like idiots while singing.

Michael: -Dancing with Vanessa like a married couple-

Willian: -Getting high with Satanos-

Me: -With the Rewrite Leo sprite- Dance your body, joy Macarena 

-End due to lack of budget-

-Obviously no, I don't get paid XD-

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