Tails Doll: GUYS HELP US!!!
Devil: What the hell did you do now?
2011X: IT WASN'T US, BUT THE FUCKING PROGRAMMERS ARE GOING TO CANCEL THE DAMN OM!!!
OMT: What about me, dude?
Furnance: Not you, idiot.
Faker: BUT I'M NOT EVEN PLAYABLE YET!!!
Fleet: I don't even know if I'm supposed to be in the game or not because that damn Luna is too lazy to look.
Me: Well, yeah, and tough luck.
Horror M: They're not even good enough to maintain their games.
MX: Seriously XD
Lord X: Shut up, fatty.
MX: Your mom was fat last night.
Fatal: Hey, SYS gave me some context.
Kolossos: nvdjkt65%&%jnkecnJHd5%&
Fatal: It's worthless-
2011X: First, WE'RE NOT GETTING PAID, and second, do you understand?
Fatal: Of course, I do speak Kolossosnes.
Horror M: And it's good for nothing.
Kolossos: -sits him down with a punch-
Horror P: No way, they left me a widow and I can't even collect my inheritance.
Tails Doll: Damn it, what are we supposed to do?
Sarah: Well, I'm already out of lockdown, so I don't give a fuck.
Xeno: Same here.
Diablo: Screw you.
Majin: Suck it :D
Devil: You better find a job before the capitalists shoot you out of here.
2011X: Hey, you don't even work.
Devil: I bring the meat.
SL4SL: Now I finally know why the meat tasted like mushrooms.
Sanic: Hey, who's the most fuckable?
Natalia_04122010
Platita_Pro
Cishemi123
Me: Ugh, that's a tough one to decide.
Fatal: *°▽°*
Horror P: You need some female contact, bro.
SKIBDI BOOM DARA!
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Rewrite: HOW CUT OM WHEN I HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT
Faker: CUT IT ALREADY OR WE'LL BE HERE UNTIL 0.3
The failed son proceeds to launch a Tactical Nuke at the recorder
Cameraman: Hey yo what the fu-
Pow
The End :D