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Xenophane / The Crystals

The first known Sonic.EXE, the most egocentric wimp in the world

False Form: Usually similar to the real Sonic, except for dark pupils and frisey shoes

Real Form: He stretches even further, has bright purple crystals all over his body, including his teeth, and one that pierces his chest, and his eyes glow purple

Likes: Killing, soap operas, cocaine, and Molotov cocktails

Majin / The Clown

Guardian of Sonic's mind, created by Xenophane from the mask Sonic wore after the Little Planet incident, the guy who laughs more than a dead macho grandpa after hearing a sexist joke at his funeral

False Form: None

Real Form: Quite similar to the real Sonic, the only differences are the mask he wears and his darker, digital blue tone, and he's always moving the finger of his right hand in a "Nu Hu" gesture

Likes: Having fun, melodramatic movies, messing with Xeno, and sending others to random places without them knowing where they're going.

2011X / OG

The one considered to be the original Sonic.EXE.

Fake form: Virtually indistinguishable from the real Sonic.

Real form: Nothing changes except his eyes start bleeding and his teeth become fangs.

Likes: Fighting Xeno for the OG title, playing arcade games with Dictator and Needlemouse, and having chase competitions with Mr. L.

Fatal Error / Hacker

The second most skilled Sonic.EXE at manipulating devices and crashing your PC.

Fake form: A taller hedgehog with four arms in shades of red and black, black pupils, and a four-pointed star on his abdomen.

Real form: A strange black mass from which the same four arms protrude, now longer, along with an octopus-like head. His left eye remains the same as before, unlike his right eye, which appears more... OMT's appearance

Likes: Playing Fortnite with Rewrite and Mr. Virtual, stealing money from Lord X and Dictator's bank accounts, and changing the search history of I Hate You Luigi and Unused

Lord X / Old Man

The oldest of the Sonic.EXE, though not the first, and also the father of many other EXEs like Faker

Fake form: A larger hedgehog, a darker shade of blue, appears to be decomposing, with gray shoes, black eyes, and a distinctive X on his abdomen

Real form: It's hard to say what it is at this moment, but it looks like he's stretched and slimmed down, his skin seems to have sagging, the X on his abdomen is even more visible, and his eyes are completely black

Likes: Going out partying with Devil Mario, Satanos, and Diablo at the coconut lady's place, going to the shooting range with Unbeatable Duck Hunt and Curse (Never again with Rewrite), and playing cards with MX

Fleetway / The Drug Addict

The craziest and most hyperactive version of the blue hedgehog in his super form, also influenced by the enormous amount of negative Chaos energy granted to him by the Chaos Emeralds.

Fake Form: None

Real Form: Completely identical to the real Super Sonic, the only difference being his red spiral eyes.

Likes: Drinking beer with Omega and GB, trying to kill Grand Dad, and getting into mayhem in PayDay 2 with No More Innocence and Lord X.

Wechidna / Recolored Echidna

A recolored and stretched, faceless version of the red echidna.

Fake Form: Quite similar to the real Knuckles, his skin tone is darker, the white on his gloves and shoes is now a dull gold, and he has a scar over his right eye.

Real Form: All his limbs are considerably elongated, his face disintegrates, leaving only a strange circle, and most of his quills are gone. They have fallen

Likes: Cooking with Wacky and I Hate You Mario, eating Mobians and Toads with GB and Starved Eggman, and playing Monopoly with Xeno, 2017X, Needlemouse, Coronation Day Peach, and Amalgama (Fusion of 2011X and Majin from Rewrite)

Needlemouse / Sarah Henderson

One of the few Sonic.EXE entities that wasn't a "goddess" from its inception, being an entity accidentally killed by its friends, who covered it up for 30 years. Then, Sarah, having become a spirit of vengeance (unrelated to Ghost Rider), made a deal with another unknown entity to obtain power equal to that of the other "I AM GOD" beings.

False Form: Its appearance isn't very accurate to the blue hedgehog; its quills are all purple, its appearance resembles a 2D children's cartoon design, its gloves and shoes are the same as Wechidna's, it's more like A puppet controlled by her true form, and Needlemouse is a pseudonym.

True form: A teenage human, black hair, a purple and pink sweater, white eyes, but red irises.

Likes: Being with Faker, Turmoil, and Corrupt (especially the latter), eating pasta, beating the crap out of almost anyone for any reason, messing with Fleetway using Grand Dad and Majin Prime, and playing Monopoly with Xenoblade Chronicles, 2017X, Coronation Day Peach, Amalgam, and Wechidna.

Faker / Lobezno

One of Lord X's "children" and the only oneWho Sarah won't beat up

Fake Form: Same as the real Sonic, except he doesn't have a mouth and his shoes don't have buckles

Real Form: Better known as "EXE," he still looks like a hedgehog, much taller, with root-like appendages coming down his neck, empty eyes, and an enlarged mouth with sharp teeth

Likes: Staying away from Sarah, playing tag with Turmoil, and doing premium quality reports

Sunky / Sunky

A small, rather clueless and not very bright but powerful EXE

Fake Form: He doesn't have one

Real Form: He resembles Classic Sonic, only differing in that his eyes are just two black dots that sometimes turn red

Likes: Playing with everyone, eating cereal and chocolate, helping Rewrite with his things

Rewrite / Happy Face

One of the most powerful Sonic.EXEs, one of the few who can completely break the fourth wall, the creator of Amalgam, and more fun and friendly of all

Fake Form: His form is identical to Sonic's, his design is done in an old-style 3D, and he never stops smiling, which is quite uncomfortable for humans and normal Mobians. He also has four red rings on his legs and arms, respectively.

Real Form: Called Kyokai, I'm not even sure what he's supposed to be now. It looks like his entire form has been deformed in too many ways, and now half of his face is coded. However, this is only the closest thing to his true form, since the real one is so superior that the 3D model collapses in on itself.

Likes: Playing with his Tails, Knuckles, and Ivo Robotnik; playing Fortnite with Fatal and Mr. Virtual; convincing Sunky to play pranks on others; staring contests with Satanos; and messing with everyone by emphasizing that he's the only Sonic.EXE who actually killed the blue dwarf.

Special Fact: He's one of the few Sonic.EXE characters who can mimic the form of others, such as Majin, Lord X, and 2011X, but it's easy to distinguish him by his design.

Amalgam / Rewrite

Fake Form: None

Real Form: Rewrite fused the bodies of Majin and 2011X to create him. Depending on the version, his appearance varies:

Version 1.0: Both bodies combine irregularly, so when they move, their appearance constantly changes.

Version 2.0: Now they are more fused than combined; half of each is joined and mixed together like Play-Doh with glue.

Likes: Messing with Xenoblade Chronicles, killing anyone who criticizes his appearance, hacking other people's Pornhub accounts.

2017X / COLD

Fake Form: His appearance is based on Sonic, but his skin is a kind of bluish-gray. He doesn't wear shoes or gloves, and his smile gives the impression that he wants to eat you.

Real Form: Just imagine it's similar to Faker's real form.

Likes: Enlisting Hair, singing, believing he's the Real Sonic, drinking soda, foot fetishes

Satanos / Glitched

Fake form: Although it imitates Classic Sonic well in 2D pixelated art, a notable difference is that his eyes are bloodshot and he seems to be on the verge of losing his mind, since he was made to be the representation of Satan.

Real form: Imagine the Wendigo, now add a red pentagram on its chest, red eyes, and no fur, just exposed flesh.

Likes: Partying with Devil and Diablo, begging in forests, hunting campers in his true form, staring contests with Rewrite.

No More Innocence / Average Drawing

Fake form: It seems to have been based on Sonic's form, but his body is more elongated, it's completely black and white, the spikes on his head remain rigid at all times, he has no eyes, only empty sockets, and his face seems distorted, as if it had been burned.

Real form: His form is She becomes human again, still black and white, as if she's being electrocuted. Her bones are visible through her skin, which seems to be constantly peeling off, and now she has eyes that always stare intensely.

Likes: eating sushi, eating electrical wires, playing I Spy with GB and The End, texting with Xeno and Lilith.

Work in progress that will hardly ever end, maybe, oh, I don't know:

Wacky

Zalgo

OMT

Fanon

Curse

Unused

The Souls games

Chaotix

Requital

Starved

Furnance

SL4SH

Xanthus

Tails Doll

Hog

Lilith

Gamebreaker

Curse

X-Terion

Sink

Diablo

Chaos

Kolossos

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