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1,000 women are you f*cking serious i can’t even talk to 1

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Kisaki Nakamura, a 30-year-old office worker at a manga company, can't even look a woman in the eye without breaking into a panic. After years of embarrassment and a crushing rejection in middle school, he's resigned himself to a life of quiet failure — until a mysterious old woman curses him for ignoring her plea for help. Now Kisaki has one year to sleep with 1,000 women or die from the curse. The catch? Paid sex doesn't count... and he's still a terrified virgin. What starts as a death sentence becomes a chaotic journey of self-discovery, awkward encounters, and unexpected courage - especially when the first girl he helps might just be connected to his painful past. Can Kisaki break the curse, face his trauma, and survive a world that suddenly won't stop throwing women his way? Or will his shyness be the end of him — literally?
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Chapter 1 - Why me?

Kisaki Nakamura 30 years old and a office worker for a company that creates manga is currently pissing his pants because his female co worker is asking him how to draw a action scene better.

Co worker ~ senpai are you okay?

Kisaki ~ yes I uh…. JUST give me a minute please

He runs inside the bathroom after calming down for 20 minutes he builds up the confidence to help her

But when he opens the door to walk out his co worker is right in front of the door he freaks out and shuts it immediately before realizing he's in the woman's bathroom and he passes out

Time passes and he's walking home after a long day of work he's tired and embarrassed thinking about how much of loser he is when he sees some guys bothering this old woman

At first he's ready to go over there and stop them but when the old woman looks at him he tenses up in fear turns away and speed walks home

The following day he gets an email on his phone from a anonymous person saying that they cursed him it was simple

Rules

1. You have to sleep with 1,000 females by the end of the year

2. Prostitutes and paid sex doesn't count

3. If you fail to sleep with 1,000 females you will die from

Kisaki laughs it off and forgets about it thinking someone is pranking him a couple hours later while walking home he gets a throbbing headache as flashes of him dying by heart attack appears in his mind and on his computer is the date January 1st 2026 he then rushed into his house Stumbling and passed out.

Kisaki wakes up and his head still slightly hurts he calls out of work

Boss ~ yes Kisaki

Kisaki ~ boss i need the day off…uh my stomach is messed up..yeah in fact I'm on the toilet as we speak (fake popping noises)

Boss - you know Kisaki we could really us-

Kisaki ~ sorry i have to go (hangs up)

Kisaki then locks in and he goes outside he immediately goes to where he last seen that old woman and bangs on her door in frustration

But unexpectedly a 6'5 giant of a sumo wrestler opens the door coldly

Sumo wrestler ~ who are you and why are you banging on my door

A shocked Kisaki in fear replies

Kisaki ~ oh i uh…. I'm a pIzZa (swallows spit) manager

The guy at the door looks around

SW ~ I don't see any pizza

Just then the old lady behind SW says he's here for me come on in so we can talk don't mind my son.