"Ahhh---!" (max volume)
"Oh my god---!" (low volume)
'Did she hear it? God, tell me no, ' Dominic panicked but quickly lowered the volume on his second-hand smart TV, afraid that his milf neighbour next door might find out his dirty secret.
He was a 28-year-old bachelor, an orphan, plus an ordinary content creator on Youyou (a digital platform to post videos and earn money).
His content was mostly for students interested in mathematics. It was no wonder that he wasn't making much money and living in a small rented apartment where there was no proof that the walls were soundproof.
So he ran to the window and looked outside to the wide joint balcony, which was the only way to reach his apartment and others'.
From there he could see her undergarments hanging on a rack she put there. If there hadn't been a camera, then this virgin would have borrowed one to rub out.
'The coast is clear. I can rub her one out while looking at her undergarments, ' Dominic said with an ultra giga chad expression.
He found his right earpiece and connected it to his smart TV and ran up to the window, but his eyes went wide... Time slowed down for him...
The single milf next door was outside to pick up her undergarments. He was about to turn back before he got caught. But his left foot fell on something slippery...
Whee!
His vision made a 90-degree arch from the front wall to looking up at the ceiling, his body was in the air for less than a second.
And he realised, 'I see... This is how I die. I think I saw a fork on the floor behind me. I am getting killed by my apartment... Is it because I didn't take care of you, Angela.'
He even named his apartment.. Crazy rascal!
Bam!
Stab!
Ack!
'It hurts... ' but he didn't scream.
"Mr. Tornado! Dominic! Are you alright? I heard a loud sound, " the milf next door was one curious lady.
Dominic cursed his bad luck, 'Dang it! Why did she happen to hear it? I must delete my porn collections before she comes inside.'
With a fork stabbed in his back skull, he crawled to his smartphone.
The fork looks like a hairpin. It went diagonally through his head. Only a few blood drops were dripping from it.
First thing, he called an ambulance, "I am dying... Get your ass here... Apartment 204, Spread Your Legs Apartments, Kiss You Town."
Bang bang bang!!!
"Dominic! I just saw you through the window. Why aren't you answering? I saw a fork in your skull. Are you streaming some bloody content now? Are you out of your mind?" The milf next door had gotten louder.
People had started coming out their apartments.
'Dang it! Why is deleting 40 GB of data taking so much time?' Dominic was running out of time.
Then he heard a cold voice.
"Dominic~ Dominic~ "
He looked up towards the kitchen door and found a menacing woman in a black one-piece swimsuit, holding a scythe... A grim reaper had already come for him.
But his eyes fell on the tightness between her legs, "You are wet... Because of me?"
Her cold face became furious, "No, you dipshit. I was swimming and relaxing in the river of Styx (dead souls have to pass this river), but your soul just has to fall in my duty."
"Oh! Wait a minute! I am almost done!" Dominic said while looking at the phone screen.
Yeah, yeah, take your time in dying. Is death second mistress, huh?
"Just die already... What's so important you are watching?" The female grim reaper asked impatiently.
"Porn, " the man answered him with a serious face.
The grim reaper was speechless before chanting, "Die, die, die... "
Dominic looked at her with shock, "You are such a horrible woman... Instead of saving me... You are praying for my death."
Bang bang bang!!!
His apartment door was getting banged by neighbours now.
"It is done!" Dominic heaved a sigh of relief and lay down with his face on the ground.
Life or death... Now it was up to his fate.
But then again, after deleting his porn collection, he didn't feel like living.
He downloaded them in low quality from pirated sites. It was a collection that the current generation would never get to see.
Slowly, he fell asleep.
A few minutes later.
His eyes opened. He found himself lying on a small boat. The grim reaper was standing ahead on the boat, and her booty in full glory was presented to his eyes.
But his eyes drifted to the cylindrical tunnel that was made of super-fast particles.
The boat was going to hell with a teleportation channel.
A wild thought came to his mind and he jumped out of the boat and fell on the right side.
He lost his consciousness again.
"Wake up, my sunny kid!
A cheerful voice of an old man who could do the job of Santa Claus came to his ears.
Dominic woke up in a garden, sitting on a comfortable white chair.
His clothes had changed into a pair of white shirt and pants.
"So are you ready for your next life, sunny kid?"
Dominic turned his head towards the voice. An old man who had a fluffy white beard and moustache was sitting on the other side of the round table near him. His chair wasn't facing his.
"You are... God?" Dominic asked.
"Nope. I am your long-lost father, " the old man said with a serious face.
"Do you want to die?" Dominic snapped immediately. There's no way his mother would let some old man knock her up.
"Hahaha! Just kidding. True. I am The God... No, the creator of this universe. For your information, you somehow travelled to my universe, " the god explained, "It has never happened before. After all, your pitiful soul should have been split apart because of the force of the fourth dimension... Space and time--"
"Wait! Wait! Don't tell me those complicated stuff. Just tell me that you have a job for me, you will give me a system to survive in a fantasy world and I will build a harem like no one has ever seen, right?" Dominic said while hiding his left eye with his left hand, like he had middle school syndrome.
The God paused before admitting, "Yes. I do have such plans for you. But I must warn you. I can't make you some overpowered god right at the bat. You have--"
"Just send me down there already, " Dominic said with his bloodshot eyes.
He was a hardcore fan of harem-building stories.
"Okay!" God didn't take another second and clapped.
Dominic's vision changed. The beautiful garden disappeared.
He found himself falling through the clouds but he was feeling no wind. That was scary. Falling without experiencing was a scary thing.
But the voice of God calmed his heart.
[Adult Streamer System is getting online]
[Your ultimate task is to become the strongest man in the three realms. For that, you will have to stream your mating sessions with women in your harem. Remember, you can't pick any random woman. System will choose it for you]
[Now select your new life; option first, reborn as an infant. Option second, get into a body that lost its soul recently]
"Option two! I don't wanna shit in my pants, " Dominic made a choice.
[Now select your family background; option first, noble family. Option two, a poor family. Option three, a poor family that has ties with a noble family]
"Option three! Hahaha. This is fun, " Dominic laughed.
His soul had left the clouds behind. He could see a vast land with some greenery. He guessed his soul would fly to the region depending on his choices.
[Now pick a stream; what kind of man are you?]
[Option one: A man who doesn't discriminate in choosing women. Virgin or not, milf or not... You love them all]
[Option two: A virgin hunter]
[Option three: A milf hunter]
"Give me a break. Option one. I hate discrimination of all things. I like women of all cultures and skin, " Dominic said with a face of a man of culture, "Amitabha!"
That last word was unnecessary, you hentai (pervert)!
[You have two storylines now. Which one will you pick]
[Option first, a young villager committed suicide because his wife cheated on him. Will you get into his body and take revenge for him? You will become a prince of Heart Kingdom in the future]
[Option second, a young villager drowned in the wild stream of the Ariella River. He didn't know that he was actually the seventh son of Baron Rich, who is the richest person after the King of Magic Kingdom. You will have 10 step-mothers, 10 step-sisters, and many other women to conquer just in your domain. You will then go to the academy for more hunting. Adventure with strong female adventurers. Choice is yours]
Dominic fell silent before cursing, "Dang it! Option two! I had no idea that there were so many lonely women waiting for me in this world. I will teach them modern echi-echi (naughty) skills and send their souls to ninth heaven. Slowly... But surely..."
"Hahahaha... Muahahahaha... Kekeke... Hahaha!"
That's how the first streamer of the fantasy world descended to spread his unholy bloodline. Don't copy him, guys.