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Tokyo's Romeo

Reborn in modern Tokyo, Kuroha Akira comes back with exactly zero cheat abilities, zero morals, and zero motivation. His life goal is simple and noble: lie flat forever. Unfortunately, lying flat costs money—and working? Absolutely not. Since no elegant, rich onee-san is lining up to keep him, Akira pivots to a more long-term investment strategy: Find future rich girls. Raise them. Optimize favorability. Cash out dividends later. Think of it as angel investing—except the startups are people, the currency is affection, and the exit strategy is becoming a full-time kept man. This is Akira’s personal life hack: “Favorability is just an emotional stock market.” As long as he can manipulate emotional trends, hedge risks across multiple “portfolios,” and prevent any single relationship from crashing the whole system… A life of being financially supported until death is statistically achievable. Our slogan: “Lie flat. Rot slowly. Let someone else pay the bills.” *** But reality, as always, drops an unexpected patch update. Breaking News: The long-missing legendary entrepreneur and investor Kuroha Akira has been rescued after years of captivity. The prime suspects? Several women he maintained “complicated emotional positions” with during his high school era. Footage from the rescue scene captures Akira muttering in disbelief: “Why… I drained so much money… …and her favorability went up instead of crashing?!” *** His life ultimately proves two immutable truths: Emotional markets are more volatile than crypto. Being a kept man always comes with hidden costs. *** Disclaimer: Yes, this is a harem story. No, these heroines are not mentally normal. Proceed at your own emotional risk. https://patreon.com/BlackZetsu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Shunsuke_Uchiha · 271.2k Views

Apparently, I’m the Zombie?

On a perfectly normal Friday night— Earth's Administrator accidentally pressed DOOMSDAY. OOPPSIEE In a single night, humanity turned into zombies. Life went on. Just... differently. They still work, still eat, still sleep, and still hold those goddamn phones. Just with a little more shuffling. Then the evil gods noticed. And decided it looked fun. Mutations started spreading across the earth—abilities, powers, things that shouldn't exist attached to zombie pips who were just trying to commute to work. Night vision… but only works in daytime. Iron skin… but turned magnetic, every metal object in the vicinity flies toward them. ??? Yeah.. That kind of ability exists here. Even the animals weren't spared. Some mutated zombies played the hero. While others treated civilized zombie society like their personal playground. Making playthings out of pips who just wanted to live their normal shuffling lives. Civilized zombie society fell into panic. Nobody except Mizuki Sou slept through all of it. He woke up Saturday morning. The only human left on earth. "...EKKK—" The entire street below was crawling with them. "Auurrghh—" Slowly. Very slowly. He turned his head. His neighbor. On the balcony right next door. A zombie. ...Watering her plant. Wut. Before he could even process what he was looking at— She screamed. "AAAAaA Z^*mB!3!" Backed off so fast she couldn't find her footing—and went straight over the railing. Sou watched her fall while pointing at himself. "Err? wut? me? zombie?" Powerless against the evil gods, the Administrator watched the chaos unfold with nothing but guilt. —then it spotted him. The last human. "Here's the system… enjoy." — The Admin (who caused all of this) "Crappy-ass system" Can this puny little human survive? "OII..! Narrator Kun… You're supposed to motivate me or some shit…" Riiiiiight… Can he survive… "F-Fuuuuuu-" Find out for yourself.
CRXW · 2.3k Views