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Tokyo's Romeo

Reborn in modern Tokyo, Kuroha Akira comes back with exactly zero cheat abilities, zero morals, and zero motivation. His life goal is simple and noble: lie flat forever. Unfortunately, lying flat costs money—and working? Absolutely not. Since no elegant, rich onee-san is lining up to keep him, Akira pivots to a more long-term investment strategy: Find future rich girls. Raise them. Optimize favorability. Cash out dividends later. Think of it as angel investing—except the startups are people, the currency is affection, and the exit strategy is becoming a full-time kept man. This is Akira’s personal life hack: “Favorability is just an emotional stock market.” As long as he can manipulate emotional trends, hedge risks across multiple “portfolios,” and prevent any single relationship from crashing the whole system… A life of being financially supported until death is statistically achievable. Our slogan: “Lie flat. Rot slowly. Let someone else pay the bills.” *** But reality, as always, drops an unexpected patch update. Breaking News: The long-missing legendary entrepreneur and investor Kuroha Akira has been rescued after years of captivity. The prime suspects? Several women he maintained “complicated emotional positions” with during his high school era. Footage from the rescue scene captures Akira muttering in disbelief: “Why… I drained so much money… …and her favorability went up instead of crashing?!” *** His life ultimately proves two immutable truths: Emotional markets are more volatile than crypto. Being a kept man always comes with hidden costs. *** Disclaimer: Yes, this is a harem story. No, these heroines are not mentally normal. Proceed at your own emotional risk.
Shunsuke_Uchiha · 52.7k Views

A Devil’s Monopoly

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! R-18+ Potentially Triggering Material! In the brutal hierarchy of Hell, power is key, and the only path to survival is relentless, brutal struggle. Adam, a hopeless child from Earth, is reborn and given another chance. Yet, not as a hero or savior, but as a Devil; a creature of pure, concentrated malice and sin. Reborn into the lowest, weakest layer of the Hell’s infinite Abyss, he must quickly master his new form, his demonic heritage, and the truth of what it means to be a royal from Hell. Now, a nascent Devil, whose only option to power is gaining a total monopoly on an entire realm… Ascension is everything. The cost is irrelevant. CONTENT DISCLAIMERS!!! WARNING: This novel contains content intended for mature audiences only. R-18! Due to the nature of the setting and the core themes of power, sin, and corruption, this work features intense and uncensored descriptions of violence, morally wrong acts, and explicit triggering matters. We do not condone such actions!!! These are merely acts done in a dark fantasy novel; not to be replicated or encouraged to be done in real life!!! Please note that this novel includes, but is not limited to, the following mature themes: Explicit Sexual Content (R-18): Including frequent, graphically described scenes. Violence and Gore: Detailed descriptions of extreme violence, brutality, torture, and death. Morally Challenging Themes: Depictions of slavery, non-consensual acts, manipulation, and the complete disregard for conventional morality by demonic entities. Potentially Triggering Material: Readers should be advised that the narrative does not shy away from the horrific consequences of absolute power and the violent nature of Hell. READERS DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED!!! Reincarnation, Transmigration, Evil MC, Non-Human, Harem, Demons, Angels, Modern, Fantasy, Dark Fantasy. Again, this is for reading purposes only!
EmptyCrown · 47.9k Views

Its Always Sunny In...the Multiverse

[COMING SOON: A multi-episode special: It's Always Sunny In...Digimon Adventures: The Gang Gets Digidestined] [AND THEN: It's Always Sunny In...Berserk: Cricket Finds An Egg] It’s Always Sunny In…the Multiverse follows The Gang- Dennis, Dee, Mac, Charlie, and Frank: five self-obsessed, morally hollow idiots running a failing Irish dive bar (Paddy’s Pub) in Philly. Every episode is a new scheme: get rich, get famous, get laid, get revenge, get even—whatever shiny, evil little goal pops into their heads. They charge at it with maximum confidence and minimum competence, commit a light-to-moderate amount of crime, and leave a crater where their dignity (and usually someone else’s life) used to be. There’s no grand overarching plot—just episodic disasters. The point isn’t growth. The point is watching narcissism, delusion, and bad planning collide with reality, while the show uses their depraved chaos to roast whatever social issue they’ve accidentally wandered into. And they almost always lose. Spectacularly. What happens when the 'Honored One' Satoru Gojo meets a man who refuses to pay for a blessings subscription? What happens when a Digimon realizes its 'Chosen One' is a 4'10" man who lives in a trash can? The Multiverse is about to get a lot stickier. [COMPLETED LIST] It's Always Sunny In...Sword Art Online: The Gang Gets Stuck in VR It's Always Sunny In...Jujutsu Kaisen: The Gang Gets Cursed It's Always Sunny In...Death Note: The Gang Gets A Notebook Its Always Sunny In...Demon Slayer: The Gang Learns How to Breathe It's Always Sunny In...Tokyo Godfathers: The Gang Doesn't Find This Dumpster Baby It's Always Sunny In...Mob Psycho: The Gang Gets An Exorcism It's Always Sunny In...Digimon: Frank Finds An Egg It's Always Sunny In...One Piece: The Gang Forms A Pirate Crew It's Always Sunny In...Attack on Titan: The Gang Defends the Wall It's Always Sunny In...Lupin the Third: The Gang Does A Heist
SyntheticSylvie · 24.2k Views