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Tokyo's Romeo

Reborn in modern Tokyo, Kuroha Akira comes back with exactly zero cheat abilities, zero morals, and zero motivation. His life goal is simple and noble: lie flat forever. Unfortunately, lying flat costs money—and working? Absolutely not. Since no elegant, rich onee-san is lining up to keep him, Akira pivots to a more long-term investment strategy: Find future rich girls. Raise them. Optimize favorability. Cash out dividends later. Think of it as angel investing—except the startups are people, the currency is affection, and the exit strategy is becoming a full-time kept man. This is Akira’s personal life hack: “Favorability is just an emotional stock market.” As long as he can manipulate emotional trends, hedge risks across multiple “portfolios,” and prevent any single relationship from crashing the whole system… A life of being financially supported until death is statistically achievable. Our slogan: “Lie flat. Rot slowly. Let someone else pay the bills.” *** But reality, as always, drops an unexpected patch update. Breaking News: The long-missing legendary entrepreneur and investor Kuroha Akira has been rescued after years of captivity. The prime suspects? Several women he maintained “complicated emotional positions” with during his high school era. Footage from the rescue scene captures Akira muttering in disbelief: “Why… I drained so much money… …and her favorability went up instead of crashing?!” *** His life ultimately proves two immutable truths: Emotional markets are more volatile than crypto. Being a kept man always comes with hidden costs. *** Disclaimer: Yes, this is a harem story. No, these heroines are not mentally normal. Proceed at your own emotional risk. https://patreon.com/BlackZetsu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Shunsuke_Uchiha · 216.8k Views

Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens. Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night! In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival. The ten-day apocalypse, the Dragon King returns, resurrects his lover, and saves the world; With a passionate and generous heart, he fights and conquers while carrying the burden of a grieving father whose child was stillborn... As more and more accomplishments are achieved, he gradually lets himself go within the simulation game. Until... A true disciple of the Female Void Palace is pregnant overnight, announcing an emergency lockdown; The long-extinct master of the White Jade Capital rises from the grave, destroys enemies with a wave and proves his Dao as a Great Emperor; A shepherd boy arrives at the gates of the Holy Temple, claiming to be Ye Su; Moreover, a young man riding a cow attains enlightenment, leaving Hangu Pass and preaching with a scroll: - The human race must strengthen itself. You may admire me, but there's no need to worship me; - Together, we punish those who claim to be gods! ... Dreams reflect reality, and more and more people begin to spread his name and words across the land. Only then does Xu Shu realize that the life he simulated has far-reaching effects, like a butterfly flapping its wings! And those rampant Outer Gods finally recall the fear that once dominated them... He dies thousands of times on the path to ascension, and another night passes in the Primordial Scroll. Suddenly looking back, he has shattered both heaven and earth. "I, Xu Shu, am a crude person. My apologies, fairy!" ---
Roll it again tomorrow · 488.6k Views

Jujutsu Kaisen: The Second Calamity

"In the womb, there was only room for one. He tried to eat me to become a God. He failed. Now, the world is my consolation prize." The Heian Era remembers Ryomen Sukuna as the King Of Curses, the four-armed catastrophe that leveled civilizations. But history is written by the survivors, and it conveniently forgot the twin who crawled out of the shadows of the womb, the one Sukuna couldn't finish. While Sukuna became the King of Curses through Cleave and Dismantle, his brother became something far more primal and terrifying: The Devourer. Possessing the Curse Technique: Apex Gluttony: Eternal Feast, he doesn’t just kill sorcerers, he consumes them whole. Their cursed energy is his wine, their unique techniques are his meat. He steals them, perfects them, and elevates them into something far more monstrous. To him, the Golden Age of Sorcery wasn’t a battlefield, it was a buffet. Now, in the modern era, the Second Calamity has awakened. Unsealed by forbidden blood in a Tokyo morgue, Ryomen Taotie rises with twenty Devourer’s Fangs scattered across the world, cursed objects far hungrier than his brother’s twenty fingers. He has only one true goal: collect every last Fang to reclaim his complete form, then force Sukuna to fully rebirth outside the pink-haired boy’s body in Tokyo. Only then will he drag his brother into the open and devour him completely, ending the farce of the so-called King of Curses. He has no interest in Sukuna’s finger hunt or the petty ideals of Jujutsu High. To the brother of the King, Gojo Satoru isn’t a threat, Yuji Itadori isn’t family, and the cursed spirits aren’t allies. They are simply the next course.
CrowniX · 1.3k Views