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The Medieval Lord

One minute, I’m a 28-year-old basement dweller choking on a double-pepperoni pizza while watching questionable content. The next, I’m Lord Elaric Voss, the "heroic" master of Ravenhold—a crumbling pile of rocks in a kingdom where the economy is a literal joke. In the Kingdom of Aldoria, there are no dragons, no magic, and zero genius inventions. There’s just mud, leaky stone keeps, and a feudal tax system so brutal that peasants literally eat rocks to survive. My new "reward" is a keep with a 90% tax rate, a dungeon full of badgers, and a village of eighty people who smell like they’ve never heard of soap. In my old life, I was a sarcastic, unrepentant pervert. In this life? I’m the same guy, just with a permanent resting asshole face and a lot more authority. I have no master plan to revolutionize crop rotation. I don't care about kingdom-building or epic wars. My goals are simple: 1. Roast this medieval shithole until my modern brain stops hurting. 2. Avoid getting killed by my rich, pompous neighbors. 3. Build the ultimate harem of sweaty, hard-working maids. From "inspecting" laundry baskets for fabric quality to accidental "slips" during cold river baths, I’m going to be the most degenerate Lord this realm has ever seen. The King wants his grain, the Baron wants my head, and my steward is having a heart attack—but as long as the maids keep working up a sweat, I’m staying right here. Welcome to Ravenhold. Leave your dignity at the gate. I’ve already sniffed mine away. ________________________________________ What to Expect: • A Modern degenerate MC: No heroics, just sarcasm, luck, and zero shame. • Gritty Medieval Realism: Mud, smells, and a dogshit economy. • Comedy & Slapstick: High-stakes diplomatic insults and low-stakes horse-shit accidents. • Slow-Burn Harem: A focus on sensory details, sweat fetishes, and "inspections". • Zero Magic, Zero OP Powers: Just a modern man surviving through sheer audacity.
K_one_writer · 2.7k Views

Incubus's Lusty Harem: I got Asmodeus System with a Death Clock

Living a life of luxury under the skirts of rich women, Luca suddenly died and woke up in a breathtaking high-fantasy realm bursting with elves, demons, beastkin, dragons, dwarves, and every legendary race imaginable. But it turns out, this world is a ruthless matriarchy because only women can reach upto Tier 9. Even the strongest man alive is capped at Tier 7. Luca? He woke up a weakling with a glowing red death timer floating over his head. 45 minutes until he dies for good. His salvation is the Asmodeus System, and the key is his newly awakened Royal Incubus bloodline. It grants him Demon Fire Manifestation plus three irresistible weapons: Incubus’s Scent that floods the air with raw desire and scales with his own arousal. Lustful Touch that turns even a casual brush of skin into brain-melting orgasmic overload. And most importantly, Life Siphon, a skill that secretly converts every internal finish into lifespan + massive EXP. With nothing but that bloodline and death's own clock ticking on his life, Luca turns unstoppable knights, mages, guild mistresses, and nobles into his dripping-wet addicts. What begins as pure, shameless survival and non-stop conquest slowly darkens the moment Luca genuinely falls for these women. Because every time he finishes inside them, he’s stealing years off their lifespan for just mere days of his own, whether he wants to or not… And the System never warned him. Nor did it warn him that he is the perfect Cultivation Cauldron in a ruthless Matriarchy full of women capable of erasing mountains with just a thought. Or the fact that the strongest religion in the world, the Church of Ivona, is on a holy crusade to exterminate all demons from the world. Survival -> Shadow Harem Empire -> Romance. Heavy R18 | Snarky MC | Matriarchy reversal | Royal Incubus bloodline power fantasy | Slow-burn emotional romance later | Daily 2 chapters at least No NTR | No Yuri (a bit during threesomes) | Incubus Bloodline | Lust System | Death Timer | Harem | R18 | Matriarchy | High Fantasy Isekai
An_Imperfectionist · 9.2k Views

Harry Potter : The Chronomancer

Magic was never meant to be known. When the wizarding world was exposed, Muggles did what they always do—fear, fight, and destroy. Nuclear fire consumed Hogwarts. Spells shattered nations. The world burned, leaving behind nothing but ashes and regret. But this war was never just about survival. Long before Muggles and Wizards clashed, another battle raged in the shadows—the Zion family, masters of time, against the Seers, chosen by fate itself. Betrayed and hunted, Zion fell. Their survivors hid, learning from their enemy, waiting for the right moment to strike. When they did, the world paid the price. Now, I am all that’s left. A lone survivor in a world beyond saving. But time is not set in stone. I will return to the past. I will change everything. Fate took everything from me. Now, it’s my turn to let the Wizarding world know who their true owner is... ---- Author's Notes: Dear Readers! I'd like to welcome you to my new creation. As to what to expect, let me give you more details so you won't be disappointed if it is not your cup of tea! - An alternate timeline: A lot of things happens as the prologue is in the future and all died ( The wizards and Muggles) except the protagonist. - Being in an alternate timeline, the dates may be a little bit off, but the story will mostly play out in the same time frame as the original. - Being an altered history, some main characters will not show up, and I mainly mean Harry, Ron, and Hermione ( As you had Noticed). Or any of the Original Movies Dumbledore supporting cast. (at least for a good portion of the story). For obvious reasons. If this is not what you want, please understand that I am going for a familiar yet different story than the original. I am taking inspiration from the original plot, but I am not planning mirroring it 1:1. - Of the returning characters, some may have altered personalities, although I will try my best to remain true to their book counterpart. (Which i am studying) But I will also think up "what would they have done" scenarios and modify their personality to match the alternative world we are in. I hope you will still enjoy it; that is my goal. To entertain you. - There is no transmigration, no isekai tropes, no reincarnation, He only has knowledge of in-lore events but that is for a Special Reason that you will read. The main character is someone who is born in-universe. - There will be a lot of Changes in the Wizarding Society and there will be a lot of Original Characters Showing up. - The Pairing Hasn´t been decided yet , but i can say this story isn´t a harem one.
Mr_Cuak · 97.2k Views