Death is annoying. One minute you're driving, the next you blink. Death by steel coil
I wonder what idiot rolled the steel like that. If I were alive I would sue them for sure. Hopefully someone wrote down the license plate number of that car. Never mind.
A while later I woke up in a white room. The room was completely empty with nothing in it.
A moment later a woman in white appeared and said "Hi Bob. Sorry you died. Now are you ready for your next life."
I nodded absentmindedly.
After a while we came to the hall where there were many other spirits. Some I recognized.
Then she gave me a file and a pen. What I had to fill in was my name, hometown, nationality, and what I did before I died.
When you're done, submit the documents to get your card.
After an hour of waiting it was finally my turn.
I entered an office that looked very much like it did when I was alive. Behind the desk was a very cute woman wearing glasses.
"Okay Bob Dylan, American, from New York. Graduated from MIT. Works at JFK airport. Right." She said as she looked at the documents.
""Yes." I nodded and smiled.
"Alright. Before you died, you saved a 5-year-old girl. Then the little girl grew up and became a scientist who invented a cure for cancer, opening a new era for humanity. Because of that heroic actions, the Higher Beings decided to give you a second chance by reincarnating into a fantasy universe."
"Awesome. I knew all those years of reading novels wouldn't go to waste." I said, laughing like a madman.
"The universe you will be reborn into is the Scp universe and don't worry you will have some abilities."
I breathed a sigh of relief the SCP universe was a place where anything was possible horrors and miracles . From a girl who can blow up reality to gods who can erase everything with a single thought. The only way to survive is to have a little bit of a supernatural ability.
"Alright Bob. You'll have the Abilities of three Marvel mutants. Exodus, Vulcan, and Xraven."
Awesome. Those three mutants are all top-notch. Exodus is an Omega level mutant with telekinesis and telepathy, the ability to absorb others' trust and psychic energy to enhance his own abilities. During the Crimes of Sinister event a battle between two of his clones easily destroyed an entire solar system.
Vulcan, the mad emperor of the Shiar with the ability to absorb terrible energy, once shook the Marvel universe.
And finally, Xraven, a clone of Kraven the hunter and the 5 Xmen, despite being just born, was able to fight and defeat both Spider-man and the entire Xmen team by himself.
"Good now that's all done. Now please go to the reincarnation room to be reincarnated. Also hope you have a good new life"
Then I went to the reincarnation room where there was a group of people dressed in white.
"Okay Bob Dylan. Now do you want to be born again or into an adult body? "
"Yeah a grown body that's a cross between Keanu Reeves and Michael Jackson."
"Okay have a good new life."
A light surrounded me and new life awaited me.