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Re:Zero: No Job, No Magic, Just a Stupid Romance System

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I just wanted to be a Sword God. That’s all. A simple life with a blade in hand, slicing through enemies and walking my path like a lone wolf badass. Instead? [Instant Quest Released!] [Within one hour, gain the favor of Lokishi. Within four days, gain the favor of Rudeus.] [Reward: Healing Magic Socket – Unlock (2/4)] What kind of messed-up system is this?! Since when does becoming stronger involve raising favorability like I’m stuck in a dating sim!? Now, I’m reincarnated in a world without a job, without magic, and apparently with a system that thinks it’s Cupid. Surrounded by geniuses, gods, and people with actual destinies, I’m stuck grinding affection points like a discount otome protagonist. But if this broken romance system is the key to reaching the peak of swordsmanship... then fine, I’ll flirt my way to the top. From the Holy Land of Swords to the Magic University, from earning the title of “Succubus Sword God” to being the man even Ariel couldn't have—this is the story of how I accidentally became the most infamous legend of a world I barely understand.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: On the way to Buena Village!

Ankylosaurus Calendar, 412.

The time when Rudius was promoted to a water saint magician, Luo Qixi stayed in Buena Village, and became Rudius's second year as a tutor.

Southern foot of the Red Dragon Mountains.

Northern Fitoya Territory.

In the night, the deep woods were shadowy in the moonlight. The mountain wind blew down from the dark ridge of the Red Dragon Mountains, along the gaps between the branches of a certain forest, into the orange firelight in the forest, and caressed a slightly immature face.

The bonfire flames dyed in his dark gray pupils, flickering.

The burning red wooden stick suddenly broke, accompanied by a crisp sound, and the owner of the pupils blinked and looked down at the map of the Kingdom of Asura in his hand.

——The line of sight was centered, and the northern edge of Fitoya Territory was circled by red ink, and four Chinese characters were written in the circle.

Buena Village.

The owner of the map held his chin with his hand. He didn't look old, but his expression was steady. A pair of sharp upward eyebrows dyed his face with a hint of determination.

".It will probably take another day's walk to see Rudy."

Allen, a time traveler.

Before he died and came to another world, he was working overtime to test the road conditions for the autonomous driving system of an Internet car company. Because he participated in the previous R&D tests from beginning to end, Allen was very confident in the safety of his company's driving system.

So he took out his mobile phone and continued to watch "Re:Zero - Jobless Reincarnation" to dawdle.

Perhaps it was from his frowning expression that he noticed his love for reincarnation, and the driving system was very considerate of overtime workers.

The speedometer needle suddenly bounced up, breaking 100 in just three seconds, and drifted into the corner in a chic manner!

A head hit the Dayun heavy truck that had been waiting on the side of the road for a long time!

When he was found, the mobile phone was embedded in Allen's eyebrows. He had two eyes wide open and walked very uneasy. He died at the age of 25.

He was reincarnated into the infant in the world of no job. So far, it has been nine years in the world of no job.

Coincidentally, the name of this world is the same as that of the previous life.

Of course, it is not Chinese, but the homophone "human language" of the world of WuZhu Reincarnation. Thanks to its inverted sentence order close to Chinese, Alan was not trapped by the influence of his mother tongue and mastered it quickly.

He pinched his temple with his fingers, looking a little helpless.

"It's a pity that I was only four years old when Rudy was born. I couldn't go to Buena Village to participate in the first "big event" of the main volume of this world of WuZhu Reincarnation."

As soon as the voice fell, lines of smoke-like handwriting appeared in front of his face out of thin air. After Alan's repeated verification, this handwriting did not appear on his retina, but was a kind of illusory hysteria, which was directly observed by Alan's soul, but outsiders could not see any traces.

[Guide to WuZhu Reincarnation.]

[The host needs to participate in the "major events" in the world of WuZhu Reincarnation, in the torrent of the WuZhu era, in the eyes of the protagonists and supporting characters, leave your own traces.]

[Based on the growth trajectory of Rudius's main volume (childhood - juvenile tutoring - adolescence - youth), in each stage, the participation evaluation of the full score of 100 points is evaluated, and 60 points are obtained to reach the passing line. If it is not achieved by the deadline, the qualification of the Transmigration Guide is lost, and the consequences are unknown, but it is very likely that the existence will be eliminated by time and space.]

Allen looked at the system panel and his mouth twitched.

When he realized that he had traveled through the Infant, he was very excited. Although he died a bit tragically in his previous life, it was a great blessing to be able to start over after traveling through the orphanage.

Isn't it nice to have a mother?

And more importantly, traveling through another world means that you don't have to get up early and punch in for work every day with dark circles under your eyes, right?

Then, when his eyesight was not fully developed during infancy, and he couldn't even see his mother's face clearly, his soul "saw" the re-creation of this world — the system.

The word "Erase" on the panel was even bold and underlined in red Song font.

It's so warm.

Allen pushed the thoughts out of his mind and followed the handwriting down:

[Current stage: Childhood, cumulative participation score: 2 points.]

[Optional classes for the growth path:]

[The magician's path (abandoned): obtain the magic factor of the demon god Laplace, increase magic capacity, magic affinity, and double magic comprehension.]

[Gift: Have a beautiful green hair. Price: The body cannot be entangled with fighting spirit.]

[The swordsman's path (already selected): obtain the dragon god Orsted's dragon saint fighting spirit embryo core, reduce the magic consumption required to transform fighting spirit, have fighting spirit affinity, and double the swordsmanship comprehension.]

[Gift: Have a strong body of bones and muscles. Price: The magic recovery speed is the same as Orsted.]

[Current swordsman school level (based on the average swordsmanship level of all swordsmen in the swordsman level of the world without a job, if the host's swordsmanship skills are promoted, the average level of the next level will be reduced by 10%, and it will be automatically updated by the system):]

[Sword God Flow: Intermediate.]

[Water God Flow: Advanced.]

[North God Flow: Intermediate.]

In the past nine years, even though Allen has seen this system panel thousands of times, when he looked at the words "beautiful green hair" and "strong bones and flesh" again, a picture involuntarily emerged in his mind:

the river god mother named "Travel Guide" emerged from the dirty and sticky water, holding the green-haired man in her left hand and the black-skinned brother in her right hand.

He asked the host with a smile, which one did you drop?

Allen felt at a loss.

As for why he chose the path of a swordsman, gave up the Laplace factor, and followed the map to become Rudy II?

First, swordsmen are stronger in the world view of No Job. And the Japanese light sword is a general term for the cold weapon category of single-edged swords and double-edged swords. From a selfish point of view, Allen still prefers to learn swordsmanship that hits the flesh with every blow.

Second, Boss Long's Dragon Saint Dou Qi is too fragrant. This person is the ceiling of combat power in the main text volume, so it doesn't make sense to choose the Laplace factor.

It's really not because of [beautiful green hair] that affected his rational judgment.

"In the original novel, Lokishi will leave Buena Village this year. I have been delayed for several months. I hope I can still meet her in time."

Winter of 411.

Allen had already decided to go to Buena Village. Since he missed the big event of Rudy's birth, he naturally had to catch up with Rudy and Lokishi's acquaintance. Although he was still young, he was fully prepared to get out of his original growth environment and participate in the big event of No Job.

However, some unexpected situations still occurred, causing him to wander in the Red Dragon Mountains for several months until he arrived near Buena Village in the late spring of 412.

"If I miss it again this time, I am afraid that the score of the childhood period can only be placed on Sylphy, Rudy and their family. It's a pity. Lokishi is too important in No Job."

Allen waved his hand to disperse the smoke and dust in front of him, and smoothed the knotted hair on his forehead.

He stood up with the sword.

The light of the campfire shone on him. Although he was only nine years old, his height had reached 1.6 meters. His well-proportioned figure made the swordsman's uniform full of broken gaps stand straight.

However, he had no intention of appreciating the "gift" given to him by the system. He squinted and tilted his head to look to his side.

Outside the bonfire light, the sticky darkness moved with the wind.

Four figures escaped from the darkness and stepped into the firelight.