"Last time on Total Drama Action," Chris began as he leaned against a stone that Chef was currently busy chiseling into a wheel. "Our cast got animated as they took a trip to the past and learned just how hard people worked to make cartoons back then before going on a cartoon scavenger hunt where some animals came in to join the fun. Lindsay and Justin out ran a bear, Izzy rode a lion before Edward continued his life's mission of messing with Heather, Mike learned just how hard a horse can kick, and Ronnie Anne turned into a rodent chew toy before revealing an old story about Lincoln to Geoff. At the end of the day Lincoln's nerdy knowledge won the Gaffers the first round before they dominated the second round and won the sweet reward with Ronnie Anne declaring she was done playing nice. Yeesh, if she was playing friendly this whole time it's gonna be something to see how nasty she'll get now. And make sure you don't miss it either right now on Total…Drama…Action!"
Currently in the girls' trailer, nearly every one of the females from both teams were hanging out inside to start the day with most of them enjoying some candy that some of the Gaffer girls smuggled away from their time at the theater with them of course sharing with two of the Grip girls they were on good terms with. "Mmmmmm…so good!" Lindsay gave a perky smile after popping a few chocolate candies into her mouth. "I've been craving chocolate for so long now! The candy DJ shared with everyone didn't last long."
"And I am going loco for these sour balls!" Izzy grinned as she poured a few directly from the box into her mouth, her lips puckering up a bit causing her to laugh a little. "Dey make mah lips feel funny!"
"Hehe, hey happy to share with ya mates," Jasmine told the two of them as she leaned against the back of the trailer. Sure she may not sleep in them but she didn't mind squeezing inside once in a while to hang out with some of the gals on the lot. The more pleasant ones anyway. "Might as well take advantage of the all you can have rule, hehe."
"Um, hey what about me?" Heather pointed out rather rudely as she raised her hand, the bald queen bee pointed out her lack of candy. "Did you bring any back for me? Or Ronnie Anne for that matter?"
"Hmmmmm, nope," Bridgette told Heather bluntly, a rather smug smile on the surfer girl's face. Considering all the crap Heather pulled last season as well as Ronnie Anne also pulling her fair share of dirty tricks and how she treated Lincoln in their relationship Bridgette couldn't help but revel in doing little stuff to get under their skin. "Must have slipped our mind~"
"Grrrrr…" Heather growled out as Bridgette and Jasmine shared a high five.
"Where is Ronnie Anne anyway?" Lindsay asked before picking up a hair brush and beginning to brush her hair. "And Dawn too?"
"Who knows or cares where that bloody bugga is," Jasmine gave her answer for Ronnie Anne with Lindsay and Izzy simply shrugging and accepting it. Neither of them liked Ronnie Anne too much so they weren't too beat up about her being gone. Meanwhile Heather merely rolled her eyes, knowing that Ronnie Anne said she just wanted to go on a walk throughout the lot and have some private time. "As for Dawn she's just outside playing with Edward, hehe. Little guy was demanding some attention."
"Still can't believe Chris is continuing to let that little flea bag meddle with challenges…" Heather grumbled up as she immediately felt her blood boiling at the thought of that semi-aquatic mammal. Practically every chance Edward has had to mess with her in the challenges, he took it. He rarely even bothered going after anyone else. Heather was just waiting for the day the platypus would be taken off guard and she could get some well deserved payback. "Especially since he just goes after me! That's blatant bias and completely goes against the rules!"
"Preeeetty sure that's exactly why Chris keeps him around here," Bridgette told Heather, the smirk staying on the surfer girl's face. Heather glared at Bridgette but couldn't help but silently agree with her. Yeah, that did sound like a Chris move to make. "At least Lily doesn't target anyone specifically. She kinda goes after people in certain challenges at random…even her own brother."
"Hehe, little tike's certainly a feisty one," Jasmine chuckled a bit.
"Not to mention totally adorable as well!" Lindsay gushed as she continued to brush her hair. "Especially when Chris makes her wear little costumes for the challenges. Maybe when the show is over Lincoln can let her visit me and I can use her as a little model!"
"Heh, well couldn't hurt to ask him." Bridgette giggled a bit before hearing the sound of grunting. Looking towards Lindsay again Bridgette saw the ditzy blond struggling to pull the hair brush off her head. "Everything ok Lindsay?"
"O-Ow!" Lindsay let out as she tried to pull the hair brush away. "No…the brush is stuck in a knot in my hair! Can one of you please help me get it out?"
"Ooooo, I'll do it!" Izzy grinned as she jumped off the bed she was on before turning around and showing off her own orange hair. "I do my own hair all the time, I'm practically an expert!"
Lindsay looked over Izzy's hair…before her eyes widened as she saw a few bugs crawling around inside…as well as something that looked like a snake's tail. "Um, anyone else please?" Lindsay quickly asked, not really wanting the psycho hose beast doing her hair. Especially if it risked any bugs crawling from Izzy's hair into her own. "Preferably someone with a clean head please…"
"I'll do it~" Heather offered way too kindly as she walked up behind Lindsay and grabbed the brush.
CONFESSIONAL – Heather
"It pisses me off so much that Lindsiot still has hair when she's the reason I lost mine! Seriously, Ronnie Anne better hold up her end of the deal of getting rid of her soon or I will happily stab her in the back!" Heather threatened before holding up the hair brush Lindsay was using on her hair. "But anyway, I would have tried to chop off her hair…but all I had was a hair brush."
"Ow!" Lindsay let out as Heather yanked on her hair as hard as she could. "I think you pulled my eyes to the back of my head…"
"Probably not a bad idea," Jasmine commented with a bit of a serious tone. "With Ronnie Anne on your team I'd suggest watching your back mate,"
"Oh I already know. She's like really mean, like, Heather mean!" Lindsay pointed out as she pointed a thumb at Heather behind her. She was promptly rewarded with another hair tug. "Ow!"
"Ok, that's enough!" Bridgette yelled out as she pushed Heather out of the way and took the brush into her own hand, getting Heather to shoot a nasty look at her. But Bridgette didn't pay any mind as she got to helping Lindsay with her hair. "Let me get that Lindsay, my mom taught me a trick to get knots out that's…mostly painless."
"Thanks Bridgette," Lindsay sighed in relief over someone neither crazy nor mean working on her hair.
"No problem," Bridgette smiled and shrugged as she got to work on removing the knot in Lindsay's hair.
"Well you guys are totally right about Ronnie Anne, that chick is totally loco," Izzy stated as she jumped back onto her bed before hanging upside down on it. So far she's gotten better and better at staying upside down like Dawn and Izzy was determined to try and match the aura reader in the art of the opossum. "And believe me I know loco. Just as much as I know cocoa! Oh! Speaking of Cocoa, Lindsay pass the chocolate!" Lindsay shrugged and tossed her box of chocolate up to Izzy who promptly dumped some in her mouth.
CONFESSIONAL – Bridgette
"I gotta start keeping a sharper eye on Ronnie Anne from now on." Bridgette stated as she pointed at one of her eyes. It was certainly no secret that Bridgette wasn't a fan of Ronnie Anne. Being that the surfer girl considered Lincoln her closest friend among the cast and she was the first one Lincoln openly told about his Ex, not counting the aura reading Dawn who basically knew the whole time. "She's been way too quiet over the last few days, I know she's planning something so I gotta make sure we're ready for whatever she tries to throw at us."
Over at the guys trailer, nearly all the boys were witnessing something rather…interesting.
GASP!
"Ooooh dagnab kids…" Chester said in his sleep as Mike suddenly started to swap with his personalities in his sleep with practically everyone in the trailer watching it. "With all their yammering and tomfoolery…"
GASP!
"Oye, calm down Chester…" Manitoba told the old man with a groggy tone. "We're tryin' to sleep her mate."
GASP!
"I need my beauty sleep…" Svetlana claimed with a slightly irritated tone. An athlete of her caliber needed to get a proper amount of sleep to perform at peak efficiency. "How am I expected to do my best when I keep getting woken up like vis!"
GASP!
"Aye-oy, try keeping it down would ya?" Vito asked as he squirmed around in bed a little. "How am I supposed to attract the ladies if I got baggy eyes?"
GASP!
"Here's an idea…" Mal said through gritted teeth. "How about you all shut up before I make you all a knuckle sandwich for breakfast!"
GASP!
And with that everyone watched as Mike went back to snoring like usual. All the while everyone kept their eyes on him and were just…perplexed by the sight of Mike's alternate personalities talking with each other while Mike was fast asleep. "It's so surreal to see," DJ was the first one to speak up after they just witnessed that. "If I didn't know about his DID I'd think the brother was going crazy,"
"It's rather fascinating in my opinion." Harold stated as he wrote down everything he just saw in a notebook. Ever since Mike came out about his condition Harold couldn't help but write down any observations he'd make about Mike and his alternate personalities. Things like what triggered them and how they seemed to interact with other people and how they branched away from Mike himself. "It's not everyday you meet someone with Mike's condition, I bet with enough observing him and his personalities behavior I could make a real breakthrough in the mental disorder field!"
"Maaaaybe don't try to turn Mike into a science experiment," Lincoln told Harold with an amused smile. Harold merely shrugged as Lincoln looked back at Mike while glancing an eye at DJ. "But I know right? You hear about these things in movies but don't really believe they can happen."
PSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!
Suddenly everyone began coughing as the trailer began filling up with clouds of hair spray. "COUGH! COUGH!" Mike let out before finally waking up, looking around while covering the lower half of his face with his sleeve. "W-What the-What's happening?"
"I don't know!" Lincoln said in between coughs. Looking around, the guys soon found the source to be Justin. The handsome team was in front of the mirror practically using an entire can's worth of spray on himself while sporting a nervous look on his face. "J-Justin?!"
"Dude!" Trent shouted before letting out a few coughs as he and all the guys sent glares his way. "What's with the hair spray?!"
"What?" Justin shrugged, not taking his eyes off his reflection or ceasing to keep spraying his hair. "I can't look extra gorgeous today?"
CONFESSIONAL – Justin
"I think I know why my charms didn't work on Lindsay last time," Justin has been thinking about that moment ever since the last challenge ended. Never in his life has his looks failed to charm a girl and Lindsay was always the easiest to sway with them. So for them to not work during the Animation challenge greatly worried the teen model. "It's because I've been neglecting myself. I mean look at me! All this scheming has taken up my self care time!"
Thankfully for everyone else cutting Justin off from his hair spray was Lincoln who promptly tossed it out a window that DJ opened. "Hey!" Justin yelled as he glared at Lincoln. Everyday this skinny white haired boy found new ways to piss him off. "That was mine!"
"Exactly, WAS yours," Lincoln pointed out as he and the guys gave Justin some not-so-happy looks. None of them were gonna protest what Lincoln just did considering they were beginning to choke on the hairspray Justin was stinking up the trailer with. But as he looked back at all the other guys, Lincoln noticed the lack of a certain party dude. "Hey, where's Geoff?"
"Probably went out to escape the toxins," Harold provided a reasonable answer that no one really argued with.
Currently outside of the trailers, just as Jasmine said, Dawn was currently spending some time with Edward with the platypus demanding attention from the aura reader. "Brbrbr! Brbrbrb!" Edward let out in delight as Dawn softly brushed his fur. "Brbrbrb!"
"Heheh, there we go," Dawn giggled a bit at Edward was being a bit of an attention hog. Looks like she wasn't the only one who was seeking attention lately. Like how she wished she had more time to spend alone with Lincoln it looks like Edward was also demanding some attention from her. She supposed this was to be expected as the little guy has been busy helping out with challenges along with Lily lately. "Does that feel nice?"
"Brbrbrb," Edward let out as he rolled around a bit and exposed his belly.
But before Dawn could do anything with that, a familiar voice spoke up to her. "Yo Dawn," Dawn looked up and saw Geoff now standing in front of her. The party dude looked a bit nervous as he scratched the back of his head, seemingly struggling a bit with getting his words out. "I was wondering if I could ask you something,"
"Of course Geoff," Dawn nodded her head before lowering it to look down at Edward again. "What's up?"
"See, I just learned something about Lincoln and I gotta know if it's real," Geoff just couldn't get it out of his head since Ronnie Anne told him about it. Lincoln taking 4 different girls to a school dance just to avoid confronting her. It just…baffled the party dude's mind especially since it was Lincoln of all people. He just didn't seem like the type of guy to pull such a scummy move like that. "Is it true that Lincoln once took four different girls to a school dance when he was a kid?"
"Hm? Oh yeah, that happened. Aww, now who's a special little boy~" Dawn nodded her head rather nonchalantly before she began to tickle Edward's stomach, making the platypus squirm around a little bit. But Dawn ended up completely missing a gasp of shock Geoff let out before she looked back up. "Why do you…ask? Huh, where'd he go?"
When Dawn looked back up Geoff was just completely gone, nowhere in sight. Before she could question this a certain needy mammal in her lap spoke up. "Brbrbrb!" Edward let out, unhappy about the lack of attention on him.
"Oh alright, alright," Dawn chuckled a bit before going back to petting Edward. "Spoiled baby~"
CONFESSIONAL – Geoff
"So…it's actually true. Lincoln did actually do that?" Geoff just couldn't believe it but…Dawn just said it straight that it was. And that girl wasn't exactly known to be a liar so…that meant it had to be true. "But…why would she be so cool with something like that? She said it like he didn't do anything wrong? Dude I just don't know…"
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Suddenly everyone's attention was gained by the blowing of a loud horn that seemed to shake the area. Everyone that was inside both trailers stepped out with some looking more frazzled than others. "W-What the heck was that?" DJ asked as he frantically looked around. "You all heard that right?"
"Considering that we all stepped outside, I'd say so," Heather rolled her eyes, speaking in a condescending tone that earned her a few stink eyes. "It's just Chris doing his usual thing to get our attention,"
"Guess we shouldn't keep him waiting then," Trent let out before the horn went off again and everyone stumbled a bit as they tried to stay on their feet. "Least it should be easy to find him like this…"
Thankfully, like Trent said, the horn made it easy to find where Chris was, with Geoff and Ronnie Anne catching up with their teams, and making their way up a large hill where they were…not expecting to see what they ended up seeing. The horn was obvious of course as it got their attention in the first place but what they weren't expecting was Chris' outfits. Now of course he would often wear outfits to go along with the theme and they were fine for the most part…but no one was prepared to see Chris wearing a freaking loincloth. "Talk about your fashion faux-pas," Heather commented as she and many others gave Chris a disgusted look. "Please…tell me you aren't actually wearing a loincloth…"
"Like it?" Chris asked as he gestured to his choice of costume.
"Oh dios mios…" Ronnie Anne muttered as she covered her eyes. "I think my eyes are burning, it hurts to look,"
That earned her a nasty look from Chris who soon grinned in amusement. "Oh you think that hurts? Just wait till you hear about today's challenge," Chris began explaining what the pain of the day was gonna be for everyone. "Hope you're all ready to take a trip back. Back, back, and waaaaay back all the way in human history. For today's genre, the period movie!"
"Judging by the loincloth, I'm guessing the period is Paleolithic age," Harold stated as he pointed at Chris' attire, or lack thereof depending on how you look at it. "Otherwise known as the stone age,"
"Right you are Harold," Chris snapped his fingers before Chef, who was also wearing a loincloth, came in with a rack of costumes. Of course all being loincloths of various colors. "Hope you all like my outfit because you all will be rocking the look too today~"
This got a number of groans from people but Heather looked over the rack Chef brought in before rubbing her bald head. "Any chance there's a wig in there?" Heather asked, at this point she was completely sick and tired of being bald on TV and was desperate for anything to cover her head with.
"Chef, do we have a wig?" Chris asked with Chef looking through the racks and pulling out a wig of red hair that was curled up by bone. Chef nodded his head before throwing it towards Heather. "Looks like it's your lucky day Heather,"
"Finally!" Heather grinned before putting it on her head, making sure it was firmly on her head. "Sweet, sweet hair!"
"…" Heather then looked at Ronnie Anne who gave Heather a weirded out look.
"What?" Heather glared at Ronnie Anne before turning her head away from the Latina and adjusting her wig. "I'm not crazy! I'm just bald!"
"Keep telling yourself that," Ronnie Anne rolled her eyes before looking over Heather's new wig and pointing out something that was inside of it. "You know it has a bone inside of it right?'
"Don't care!" Heather stated as she looked up at the fake hair and smiled. "It's mine!"
Dawn was hesitant as she looked over the various pelts. "Um, excuse me-" Dawn looked towards Chris who quickly raised his hand to cut her off.
"They're FAKE animal pelts moon child," Chris stated, fully prepared for Dawn asking this. "You can step off the soap box," Dawn rolled her eyes at the statement before grabbing something from the rack. At least it was fake fur.
"Hmmmm…" Lindsay let out before grabbing one of the loincloth tops, obviously meant for the girls. "Do you have this in a different color?"
CONFESSIONAL – Ronnie Anne
"I swear all that girl's brains went to her boobs…" Ronnie Anne pointed out with a blank tone.
CONFESSIONAL – Lindsay
"Mmmhh…" Lindsay let out unfortunately as she wore a light blue loincloth bikini top and bottom, with the top being a few sizes too small for the ditzy blond. "This is a bit…snug…"
"I'm yabba dabba ready," Lincoln grinned as he emerged from the costume rack wearing an orange loincloth, complete with a blue tie that one of the racks thankfully had. "Heheh, was hoping Chris would have one of these here,"
"Couldn't help yourself huh?" Trent asked with an amused tone, the guitarist sporting a tunic that matched the colors of his usual shirt.
"Hey, with all the cartoons we watched can ya blame me?" Lincoln said with a chuckle, Trent merely shrugged and let Lincoln have his fun. And soon Lincoln's attention was brought to Dawn as she was now wearing her cave woman costume, consisting of a two piece light purple loincloth bikini and to top it off she had her hair up in a bun with a plastic bone. Needless to say he just kept falling harder for Dawn. "Oh wow~ Just when I thought you couldn't get any hotter~"
"Why thank you~" Dawn gave a flirty smile as she strutted over to Lincoln and gave him a kiss on the lips.
CONFESSIONAL – Lincoln
"Seriously!" Lincoln yelled out with a dopey love struck smile. "She looks good in anything she wears, it's crazy!"
CONFESSIONAL – Dawn
"Druid, vampire, cave woman~" Dawn listed out as she wrote those down in a notepad before looking at the camera and winking.
"Hmmmm…" Bridgette hummed out as she looked over herself in a mirror Chef brought out. Bridgette was wearing a single piece loincloth that matched the color of her usual hoodie but felt something was off. Snapping her fingers, Bridgette undid her ponytail and let her long hair run free. Now satisfied with how she looked Bridgette walked over to her boyfriend to show off a bit. "So babe, how do I look~?"
But when Bridgette went up to Geoff, she saw Geoff, who was wearing a pink one piece loincloth, looking down in thought and didn't even seem to register her. "…Geoff?" Bridgette called out to her boyfriend in a bit of a concerned tone. "You okay?"
"H-Huh?" That seemed to finally snap Geoff out of it as he looked down at Bridgette with a small smile. "Oh y-yeah totally! Bridge you look smokin!"
"Heh, thanks Geoff," Thankfully that seemed to calm Bridgette down as she smiled at Geoff and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Knew you'd like it~"
And soon enough everyone else was dressed up in their cave man/woman costumes with Ronnie Anne sporting a one piece loincloth that matched her usual hoodie's color, Heather was wearing a two piece red loincloth, Izzy was wearing a two piece green loincloth, Justin was wearing a dark orange loincloth that only covered his crotch, similarly Harold also wore a dark yellow loincloth that only covered his crotch, DJ wore a one piece black loincloth, Mike wore a one piece dark blue loincloth, and Jasmine wore a two piece dark purple loincloth.
"Well nice to see you all decked out for the competition," Chris said with an amused grin as both teams grouped up after dawning their cave-wear, some certainly looking happier than others about the situation. "Might I say you're all looking pre-histarical!"
CONFESSIONAL – Lincoln
"Uuuugh…" Lincoln let out as he shook his head. "That's Luan levels of bad…"
"Who knew I'd look so hot in leopard skin," Harold said with a grin as he flexed his 'muscles' earning many eyerolls and amused looks from everyone.
"Now the challenge was originally going to be who can take down a mammoth first with a stick," Chris revealed, making many eyes widened in alarm. "However since we no longer have Owen with us, we had to change things up and we believe we've came up with something nice and painful!"
This got a number of groans from the contestants prompting Chris to continue on with it as he gestured to an area that was covered up with a curtain. "Now despite being complete savages, cavemen created a number of inventions that stuck around to this day. Spears, bow and arrows, and of course the most famous of all. Fire," Chris listed as everyone dreaded to see where the host was going with this. "But today we'll be focusing on their second most famous invention! Now back then cavemen had to traverse the prehistoric wilds on their bare feet. But one day they got sick of it and invented the wheel!"
Chris then pulled the curtain away and revealed 14 large wheels made of stone with Chef chiseling the final touches on the last wheel. "Eh, it's a living," Chef shrugged before walking away now that all the wheels were done.
"For your first challenge you'll have to race each other down this massive hill!" Chris then gestured to the side where everyone saw the incline of the large hill they were on. Everyone flinched as they saw a bunch of vegetation covering the hill that certainly wasn't there before, most likely set up when they were getting ready. "Whoever reaches the finish line first, their team wins an advantage for the next challenge!"
At the very bottom of the hill was a finish line where Lily was waiting, the 6-year-old Loud wearing a light green loin cloth and had a bone in her hair that was tied into a ponytail. In her hands was a checkered flag made of the same material as the loincloths.
"Um, Chris," Trent raised his hand as he pointed a thumb to the wheels. "Where's the rest of the ride?"
"This IS the ride!" Chris revealed making everyone gasp in alarm. "You have to balance on these stone wheels while going downhill. You and your wheel have to make it to the bottom. And keep an eye out for terrain and prehistoric life."
CAW! CAW!
GROOOOWL!!!
Suddenly everyone witnessed some very familiar giant goose-like birds flying in the sky, and emerging from the vegetation set up on the hill were also super familiar monstrous looking beavers. "Holy crap!" Mike yelled out as everyone was even more freaked out than before.
"Are those the creatures from Boney Island?!" DJ yelled out, especially as they heard the cawing of a prehistoric geese from above.
"Why yes," Chris confirmed with a nod. "Yes they are,"
"I thought if anything was taken off the island the person would be cursed!" Lincoln yelled out as he gave Chris a frantic look. "Why would you do that?!"
"Simple, if anything was taken off the island," Chris stated with a grin making many deadpan at him. "Animals aren't things bro, I figured you'd know that considering your girlfriend haha."
CONFESSIONAL – Lincoln
"Oh that's bullcrap!" Lincoln yelled out with crossed arms. "Even ancient curses are susceptible to loop holes?!"
Soon everyone was ready for the challenge but they weren't exactly excited about it. Everyone had grabbed a wheel and rolled it over to the starting line, but a few were struggling to balance already. Especially Jasmine who was having the same exact troubles she was having back during the surfing challenge.
CONFESSIONAL – Jasmine
"Again, being tall isn't exactly a good thing when it comes to having to balance," Jasmine explained with a sigh. "Ah well, at least the critters shouldn't be a big issue for me. Like I can't handle a bunch of oversized geese and beavers,"
"Cave-People ready," Chris began as he raised a hand up. "Get ready…set…rock and roll!"
Chris then chopped his arm down prompting the race to start. With great reluctance from most, they began rolling down the hill. "AAAAAAAHHHH!!" Multiple screams were heard as everyone struggled to keep up with the rolling pieces of stone that only continued to gain speed as they went down hill.
Immediately people began falling off their rocks with Jasmine, Lindsay, and Harold not lasting long as they fell off from merely not being able to keep their balance. "Oooow…" Jasmine let out as she rubbed her butt a bit as she landed right on it. Immediately Jasmine heard growling and looked to see two prehistoric beavers approaching her. The Australian Amazon wasn't intimidated though as she glared at the large mammals before growling. "Grrrrrrr!!!" Immediately the beavers backed down as they quickly backed away from Jasmine while whining, causing her to smirk. "Yeah you lot betta run,"
"Woah! Woah! Woah!" Trent let out as he struggled to stay balanced on the wheel. But after a few moments and actually managing to steer out of the way of a few obstacles Trent began getting the hang of it and started to rather skillfully roll down the hill at steadily increasing speeds. "Hey-Hey! Think I'm getting the hang of this! Whoooo!"
Splat!
"Huh? What happened?" But suddenly Trent came to a quick and sudden stop as all his speed was cut off. He was forced to watch as everyone from both teams who were still on their wheels sped past him. Frowning, Trent looked under him to see what could have stopped him…and saw he rolled his wheel into a pit of quicksand. "Oh come on! Again?!"
"This…is…insane!" Ronnie Anne shouted as she tried her best to stay on the wheel. She's done some pretty intense stunts on her skateboard before and definitely liked to brag that she was pretty good. But stuff like this was just flat out crazy! She narrowly avoids wheeling through a thorny bush and having one of those monster beavers swipe its claws at her. "How is any of this legal!?"
CAW!
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Ronnie Anne let out a scream as one of the prehistoric geese swooped down and grabbed her by her ponytail and began hanging her far above the ground. "Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!" Ronnie Anne let out before growling and punching the bird's legs. "Let! Go! Of! Me! You! Over! Grown! Feather! Pillow!"
The bird let out a cry of pain as it dropped Ronnie Anne…and sent her falling down from high in the air.
CONFESSIONAL – Ronnie Anne
"Ya know, I probably should of waited till I was lower to the ground before doing that…" Said Ronnie Anne, who was patched up in various places, sporting bruises and scratches. "Ow…"
"I'm doing it…I'm doing it!" Justin grinned as he actually managed to do pretty well on the wheel and got into a good rhythm of running and managed to evade all the obstacles set up. "Watch out everyone because Justin's coming through!"
"aaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
"Huh?" Justin let out as he looked up. "That sounds like Ronnie-"
BAM!
And just like that Ronnie Anne landed right on Justin, knocking him off his wheel and leading them to become a tangled mess of limbs on the ground. "Owww…" Both let out in unison.
CONFESSIONAL – Justin
"Ya know I'm used to girls falling for me but that's a new one," Justin joked a bit before rubbing his chin a bit. "Wonder if this means the self care is working or not…"
"W-Woah! Aaaaaahhhh!!!" Bridgette let out as she was unable to control which way her wheel was turning, leading her to go every which way causing her to charge head first into a number of obstacles. Bridgette narrowly avoided going right through a thorny bush but she soon saw she was heading right for an incoming ramp. "Someone help me!!!"
"I'm coming babe!" Geoff called out to his girlfriend. Separate teams or not he wasn't gonna stand by and do nothing if he saw his girlfriend was in danger. Carefully maneuvering his wheel over towards Bridgette, Geoff held his hand out to her. "Jump babe!"
"O-Ok!" Bridgette let out before jumping right towards Geoff with him catching her in his arms right before her wheel rocketed off the ramp. Unfortunately the extra weight he was dealing with made it harder for Geoff to balance on the wheel leading to him falling off with him and Bridgette tumbling on the ground together. "Owwww…you ok Geoff…"
"Sure babe…" Geoff groaned out, knowing he was definitely going to be feeling this in the morning. "Never better…"
"AAAHHH! THIS IS INSANE! I CAN'T DO THIS!" Mike yelled out as he struggled to keep up with the wheel as it only got faster the more downhill they got. But thankfully for him, he wouldn't have to deal with it for much longer as he let out a deep gasp, his more acrobatic personality took over. "But Svetlana can! Leave vis to me!"
Smirking confidently, Svetlana steadied her footing on the wheel before running at a steady pace to keep up with it. She even figured out how to steer it as she tilted her body in order to avoid the upcoming obstacles and animals that were getting in her way. "Hahah! Nothing can stop Svetlana!" The alternate personality bragged as she struck a pose with her arms before catching up with Dawn who was also doing well on the wheel. "Ah I see you have figured out how to balance on it well no?"
"It's not so bad once you get your footing down," Dawn stated with a confident smile with Svetlana nodding in agreement. Before looking forward Dawn let out a gasp as she pointed to an incoming obstacle. "Oh no! Look out!"
"Hmm?" Svetlana let out before seeing one of the giant beavers walking through the hill with three babies following it. They didn't seem to notice they were coming meaning they were at risk of being run over, but seeing this Svetlana wouldn't let that come to be. "Quick! Take me hand!"
Svetlana held her hand out to Dawn with the aura reader quickly taking it and letting the gymnast do her thing. Narrowing her eyes, Svetlana pulled Dawn closer to her and in turn pulled her wheel right up to Svetlana's with the two leaning to the side and tilting their wheels and slowing down their momentum until eventually both fell to their sides and completely stopped allowing the beaver and its babies to safely pass. "Phew…" Dawn let out in relief as she put a hand to her chest. "Thank you Svetlana,"
"Tis no need for thanks," Svetlana claimed before striking another pose. "I know I am amazing~"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" DJ screamed out as he struggled to stay on the wheel, closing his eyes the entire time and basically going down the hill completely blind. But in doing this he failed to notice the large rock in front of him that he ran right into and kicked up a large dust cloud. When the cloud passed it revealed a perfect outline of DJ and his wheel inside the rock. "Oooowww…"
"WOOOOHOOOO!!!" Izzy was completely in her element as she rolled down the hill. The psycho hose beast had a huge grin the entire time she went down the hill and was able to perfectly stay on her wheel the entire time, even running fast enough to make the wheel speed up faster than all the others as she made her way down the hill. "I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!!!"
Seeing a bunch of obstacles coming her way, instead of panicking Izzy grinned as she jumped, flipped around and began rolling on the boulder on her hands. As the obstacles came her way Izzy was easily able to steer her wheel out of the way and evade them with masterful skill that she has developed in her years of insanity. And soon enough Izzy reached the bottom of the hill and passed by the finish line.
"Izzy wins!" Lily announced as she waved her flag around. "Killers Grips win the challenge!"
CONFESSIONAL – Ronnie Anne
"Wow actually won something for once," Ronnie Anne said in an almost impressed tone. "Guess that lunatic is useful for something after all,"
CONFESSIONAL – Izzy
"Reminds me how I escaped the RCMP one time!" Izzy explained with a grin and a giggle. "I took off all the tires of their cars and rode them off into the sunset!"
"Gain way!" Lincoln yelled as he continued rolling down the hill despite Izzy having won. "I can't stop!"
"Hi Lincoln!" Izzy yelled to him before he rolled past her. "Bye Lincoln!"
"Guess someone should help him huh?" Chris asked as he walked up to the scene and looked towards the camera. "We'll get right on that…after the break~"
ONE COMMERCIAL BREAK LATER
Once everyone had some time to recover from the race, the two teams then stood in front of what looked like a tar pit with two tall columns sticking out of it with the Grips all looking happy after finally winning a challenge again, even if it was only the first part for now. "Welcome back to Total Drama Action," Chris said to the camera after the commercial break was over and immediately began explaining the next part of the challenge. "The Grips won so they get the advantage for this part of the challenge!"
"And what is that advantage?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Chef? Care to show em?" Chris asked as Chef came by holding a crate of bones in his arms. "Tada!"
"Our reward is bones?" Heather asked with a brow raised skeptically. "How is that an advantage?"
"Hey for cave people, bones were cutting edge technology," Chris explains as Chef began handing the bones out with the Grips getting large bones, with the Gaffers all sighing dejectedly as they got tiny bones that were only a fraction of the size. "Now one other thing cave people did besides hunt and find new ways to hunt was senselessly fighting their fellow man…so ya know not much has changed since back then."
"So we fight each other with bones dude?" Geoff asked as he swung around his giant bone club a bit to get a feel for the weight of it.
"Yep! After all, the props for caveman movies are bare bones. Literally in this case. And these are all actors have to fight their on screen enemies with," Chris further explained before pointing to the columns inside the tar pit. "It'll be Grip tribe vs Gaffer tribe, one of each team on one of the columns. First to knock the other into the tar pit earns a point for their team. Best of five points wins, Grips since you're down by two, two of you will go twice assuming we get that far."
"Do we get to choose who goes twice?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Now where's the fun in that~?" Chris asked as he pulled out a fake Neanderthal skull filled with paper, causing the Grips to groan a bit. "It's always so much more fun to have it randomized. Now, too the tar pit!"
ROUND 1
The first two to take the columns were Bridgette and Lindsay with Lindsay struggling to lift up her large bone while Bridgette looked unsure as she examined the tiny bone she had. "Well this is certainly gonna be a challenge…" Bridgette let out with a sigh.
"How do we know when to start?" Lindsay called out to Chris below.
"Oh don't worry," Chris smirked as Chef brought him the horn he used earlier. "You'll know~!"
Taking a deep breath, Chris blew the horn as hard as he could. Once again the force of it caused everything to shake and for Lindsay that was enough to knock her off balance and send her falling to the tar pit before the fighting even began. "Huh…ok then," Bridgette smiled and shrugged at the results. "That works too I guess, woohoo!"
"Point to Gaffer Tribe!" Lily called out as she stood outside the tar pit, acting as a sort of judge for the competition.
CONFESSIONAL – Ronnie Anne
"Maybe she isn't so useful after all…" Ronnie Anne muttered out angrily as she rubbed her temples. "Well, we know who to kick off next if we lose today."
"Lindsay, you ok dude?" Geoff called out to the blond in concern as she emerged from the tar, every part of her now completely black after falling in.
"It feels like a cool mud bath!" Lindsay said with a smile, feeling pretty alright all things considered. "I wonder if it's good for the skin?"
"Here," Justin lowered his bone down to help Lindsay back out. "Let me know about that skin thing, ok?"
ROUND 2
The next two on the columns were Lincoln and Geoff with Lincoln not looking sure of himself while Geoff held his bone rather…threateningly. Lincoln wasn't sure what it was but Geoff seemed different as the party dude looked at him. Combined with Geoff flat out being a bodybuilder, Lincoln wasn't feeling too confident about his challenge. "Uh, hey…" Lincoln began, even if he might lose he may as well be a good sport about it. "May the best one win,"
"Yeah…" Geoff let out as he narrowed his eye at Lincoln, making the white haired boy flinch. "Sure thing dude…"
"And begin!" Chris then blew on the horn and let it echo through the area.
Unlike with Lindsay both boys were able to stay firmly on the column. But right as the match began Geoff lifted his bone up and-
BONK!!!
"GAH!!!" Lincoln let out as Geoff slammed his bone down on Lincoln's head. Lincoln was immediately dazed and began wobbling around and dropped his bone allowing for Geoff to take another swing at his head and send him falling down into the tar. "OW! Uuuugh…"
"Lincoln!" Dawn and Bridgette called out for hin concern as they rushed to the tar pit.
"Linky!" Lily let out in concern before clearing her throat and trying to act professional. "I-I mean point to the Grip tribe!"
"Hehehehe," Ronnie Anne snickered in amusement as she shared a high five with Heather and Justin.
"Lincoln," Bridgette said as she and Dawn helped Lincoln out of the tar with the white haired boy's eyes spinning a bit. "Are you ok?"
"Yeah…Yeah I'm fine Bridge…" Lincoln let out as he looked up at Bridgette…or by his perspective Bridgettes. "Hey...when did you get a twin…"
Bridgette gasped a bit before glaring up angrily at her boyfriend as Dawn walked Lincoln away so he could sit down somewhere. "Geoff what the hell?!" Bridgette yelled out, making Geoff flinch a bit. "You only had to knock him down, not bash his head!"
"W-Wow sorry babe!" Geoff quickly apologized as he snapped out of whatever state he was just in, now beginning to feel a bit guilty. "Got a bit too in the moment ya know…"
"Y-Yeah it's cool Bridgette…" Lincoln let out despite everything still spinning. "I've gone through worse, just gotta sit down for a bit."
"Come on let's go," Dawn told her boyfriend as she led him to a rock to lean him up against. "There, that should be better."
"Thanks Dawn," Lincoln smiled up at his girlfriend. I'd kiss you but I don't know which one is your real face."
CONFESSIONAL – Geoff
"That was weird…just got all…angry all of a sudden…" Geoff explained what happened when he was on the column. He just got all…mad when he was facing down Lincoln. "I…I guess I should apologize to him later…"
CONFESSIONAL – Ronnie Anne
"It's all falling into place~" Ronnie Anne claimed as she rubbed her hands together.
ROUND 3
Next up was Justin vs Harold and the first thing Justin did when on the column was strike a pose with his teeth shining in the sun.
CONFESSIONAL - Justin
"I'm gonna win the million," Justin claimed…while covered head to toe in tar except for his right hand. "But that pose of me on the column is worth even more. It's gonna be an iconic image for the series. Hey Lindsay was right about the tar. My skin does look even better!"
Once Chris blew the horn Justin immediately began swinging his bone at Harold, but the ginger nerd once again showed off his mad dodging skills and evaded every one of Justin's strikes. Narrowing his eyes, Harold thought of the best way he could take down Justin. Justin had the better weapon and was stronger than him. But you know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they fall.
"Hi-yah!" Harold let out as he ducked Justin swinging the bone at him before tossing his bone at Justin and hitting him right in the knee. Justin winced in pain and briefly stopped his assault, but that was all Harold needed as he swiped his leg under Justin and knocked the handsome teen off his feet and sent him down into the tar. "Haha! Victory!"
"Point, Gaffer Tribe!" Lily announced before looking at the pit of tar with Justin's right hand sticking out of it. "You ok Justin?"
Justin simply gave an iconic thumbs up.
ROUND 4
Next up on the column were Izzy and DJ. Izzy grinned madly as she held her bone in a single hand while rubbing it with her other as DJ shook in fear a bit and held his tiny bone in one hand. "I-I don't know about this…" DJ gulped a bit in fear. "Momma always said to never hit a girl…."
Chris then blew on the horn and that was all the incentive Izzy needed to start the battle. "Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!" Izzy began before swinging her bone around wildly at DJ. DJ yelped as he tried to use his little bone to block the strikes. Thankfully DJ's strength was enough to keep it up for a bit…there was truly no matching the power of Izzy as after a few strikes DJ's bone was broken in half leading him to hold his arms up in surrender. "Hehehehe~ I think you know what's coming next~"
"C-Come on Izzy…" DJ tried his best to plead with the psycho hose beast. "This is madness!"
"Madness?" Izzy repeated before lifting her bone up high. "This…is…DRAMA! AHAHAHAHA!!!" And with one swift hit DJ was sent down into the tar pit.
"Point, Grip tribe!" Lily announced as DJ walked out the pit.
ROUND 5
Next up was Heather vs Mike and Heather was smirking confidently as she held up her bone threateningly. "Heh, this'll be too easy," Heather stated as Mike gulped a bit. "Banking on one of your 'characters' to come in and save you skinny dweed?"
"That kind of is what I'm hoping for," Mike muttered a bit before flinching a bit as Chris blew his horn with Heather immediately beginning to swing at Mike. Mike yelped and quickly did his best to dodge Heather's strikes but the space on the column limited his movements. "Come on…Svetlana now would be a great time to come out again!"
Heather then raised her bone up high leading Mike to bring up his tiny bone to block the overhead strike, but Heather was easily overpowering him and beginning to push him off. "Hah! You had to see this coming newbie!" Heather told Mike with a confident smirk as she continued to overpower him. "Face it! You got through this thing by pure luck! You never stood a chance against someone more experienced like me!"
"Grrrr…" Mike growled out before gasping loudly as his hair lowered down to cover one of his eyes. "Hehehe~ Surprise~" Mal said with a smirk. Suddenly Heather's eyes widened as she found herself being pushed back as she went from overpowering Mike to being completely overpowered herself by Mal as suddenly their positions were reversed with the alternate personality now threatening to push her off. But that'd be too easy, he'd like to have some fun. "Nice rug there."
Heather then watched as Mal released one of his arms from the tiny bone, and still somehow continued to overpower her, and grabbed her new wig from her head. "Hey!" Heather shouted at him only to watch in despair as Mal chucked it away. "NOOOO!!!"
BAM!
Mal then proceeded to slug Heather in the face and send her down into the tar to the satisfaction of many. "Too easy," Mal chuckled as he tossed his bone up and down.
"Point Gaffer tribe!" Lily announced.
"Where…Where is it?!" Heather immediately shouted out once she emerged from the tar. Much to her relief her wig was resting on the edge of the tar pit allowing her to easily grab it and put it back on her head. "Phew…"
ROUND 6
"Seriously?" Ronnie Anne said with amusement as she held her bone over her shoulder. Now facing each other on the columns was Ronnie Anne and Dawn with the Hispanic teenager looking way too confident about the situation. "This is gonna be way too easy,"
"I think you'd be surprised." Dawn challenged back with narrowed eyes.
Once Chris blew the horn Ronnie Anne put on a mad grin and began swinging at Dawn. But the nature lover wasn't going to go down easily as she swiftly and expertly dodged the incoming barrage of bone swings. "Grrrr…" Ronnie Anne let out in irritation as Dawn continued to evade her attacks. "Stand still and fight like a man!"
"There's more than one way to fight you know," Dawn informed her opponent before glaring at her. "Not that I expect a brute like you to know that,"
"Oh really," Ronnie Anne glared back before putting on a mocking look. "Well I can definitely understand why you'd go for someone like Lame-O after I dumped him, you're both equally pathetic!"
"…" Dawn silently growled at Ronnie Anne. Dawn liked to consider herself someone good at keeping their negative emotions in check but Ronnie Anne just knew how to bring out her anger. Dawn couldn't stop her eyes twitching from anger and, after taking a deep breath, she placed two fingers in her mouth and let out a silent whistle.
Everyone watched with raised brows with even Ronnie Anne stopping to see what Dawn was doing…only for the silence to be broken as two of the monster beavers made their way out of the bushes. Everyone flinched a bit but watched as the beavers went into the tar pit and began making their way to Ronnie Anne's column. "Sick her boys," Dawn ordered the beavers while pointing them at Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne flinched and looked down, seeing the Beavers glaring and snarling at her before they started to take bites out of her column. "H-Hey!" Ronnie Anne shouted as she tried to keep her balance. "That's not fair!"
"Nothing in the caveman handbook about not using beavers, hehe," Chris laughed before Ronnie Anne's column fell down, of course leading to her falling down and facing two beavers that were growling angrily at her. "Yeah I'd start running if I were you,"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Ronnie Anne yelled out as she immediately booked it with the beavers giving chase.
"P-Point for Gaffer tribe I guess…" Lily said slowly before looking up at Dawn. "That was mean…"
And Lily wasn't the only one who thought so as many members of both teams were a bit unnerved about this.
CONFESSIONAL – Ronnie Anne
"Never in my life I'd thought I'd be scared of beavers…" A freaked out and tar covered Ronnie Anne let out. "But this show does things to people…"
CONFESSIONAL – Bridgette
"Ok…I don't like Ronnie Anne either…" Bridgette fully admitted with a bit of a worried look. "But that's a bit of a red flag…"
ROUND 7
"Well looks like we're down to the one column to battle it out on, this should be fun!" Chris laughed and rubbed his hands together before looking up at the next two combatants. Jasmine was next up for the Gaffers and for the Grips the name Chris drew was Izzy leading to the Australian Amazon and Psycho Hose Beast being a bit too close for comfort. "You ladies ready?"
"Ugh, ready as we'll ever be…" Jasmine let out, really wishing that Dawn hadn't pulled that stunt with Ronnie Anne and left two columns up. She couldn't even move around at all without risk falling down. "How you holding up Iz?"
"Eh, I've been in tighter positions before," Izzy shrugged, her face basically right in front of Jasmine's stomach. "Hey where'd you get this cool scar? Never noticed it before?"
"Heh, you can thank me cat for that one," Jamsine chuckled fondly. "Mr. Whiskers is a playful one,"
"Enough chatting!" Chris let out before blowing the horn again.
"W-Woah!" Jasmine let out as both her and Izzy lost balance from the force of the horn and began falling backwards only for them to grab each other's hands to keep them from falling. "Well…this is quite the predicament huh?"
"Hmmmm…" Izzy hummed a bit. If either of them let go, they both fall. But if they were doomed to fall, why prolong the inevitable! "If I'm going down I'm taking you with me!"
"Wha-AH!" Jasmine was not prepared for Izzy to lunge at her and tackle them both off the column. Izzy clung on top of Jasmine as they both fell down into the tar, but with Izzy jumping off Jasmine at the last second to make sure the Australian Amazon fell in the tar before her. Both Jasmine and Izzy then emerged from the tar at the same time with Izzy having a big grin on her face. "Oh you cheeky little bugga…"
"Point Grip tribe! Jasmine fell in first!" Lily announced with Izzy holding her arms up in victory.
ROUND 8
"Ok hope Gwen doesn't get the wrong idea about this…" Trent let out with a red face. It was Trent's turn for the Gaffers and Lindsay's name was pulled to go again for the Grips. And with the two of them on a single column together that meant that Lindsay's boobs were being pressed up against Trent.
"Sorry…" Lindsay apologized with a blush.
"Ok so the score is three to four." Chris announced before he blew the horn. "Now normally if Lindsay won we'd have a tie breaker but I'm getting hungry and I got lobster waiting for me back at my crib and I don't wanna leave that sitting around. So if the Grips win this they get two points and win the challenge!"
Normally the Grips would cheer for this but given how Lindsay didn't even get a chance to fight when she first went their faith wasn't exactly high. But despite this the Gaffer's weren't too happy about this. "Hey!" Bridgette was the one to call BS on Chris' decision. "That's not fair!"
"When have you ever known me to be fair?" Chris asked with a grin. No one had a rebuttal for that, but they still weren't happy. "Yeah, that's what I thought. Now let's get this show on the road!"
Chris then blew the horn to start the last round of the fighting. Like before Lindsay struggled to even lift up her bone. The Gaffers all cheered for Trent and told him to knock Lindsay down, but as the guitarist lifted his bone he found himself hesitating. "Guys…I don't think I can do this…" Trent told his team, making their jaws drop. "It wouldn't be right hitting a girl like this."
CONFESSIONAL – Lincoln
"Oh come on, him too?" Lincoln shook his head and rolled his eyes in disappointment. "Seriously, when did this become an issue? If they can punch they can take a punch."
"I…almost…got it!" Lindsay, with one strong pull, managed to lift up her bone and in the process struck Trent down and sent him into the tar. "Wait…I did it! I won!"
"And like that Lindsay beats Trent!" Chris revealed as the Grips all cheered and finally secured themselves a victory. "Killer Grips win!"
"We did it! We won!" Lindsay cheered as she rose up her hands and-
RIP!
"…" Everyone was silent as Lindsay's top finally gave out, unable to secure her large assets with everyone quick to cover their eyes with Dawn covering Lincoln's eyes and Bridgette quickly running to cover Lily's eyes. Lindsay blinked a few times and her eyes widened at her exposed breasts, which of course were blurred for the viewing world, before she covered them with her arms. "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
"Ok well that's certainly a note to end on," Chris chuckled as he covered his own eyes. "Gaffers, pick your favorite loser and I'll see you all at the Gilded Chris Ceremony tonight!"
"Ugh, guess I really blew it today huh?" Later on, both Trent and Mike were sitting together on one of the picnic tables with both looking a little down. "Welp, looks like I'll be the one going home today,"
"W-Wait, maybe it doesn't have to be this way," Mike told Trent as an idea came to his head. "If we can convince enough team members to vote for someone else we can-"
But Trent raised a hand, cutting Mike off. "Hey, I don't wanna play that way man," Trent shook his head. He appreciated Mike trying to find a way to keep him in the game, but he didn't wanna play dirty like that and try to throw someone else under the bus. He was the one who messed up today, he'll own up to it. "Look, I screwed up. I'll own up to it. If this is how I go, this is how I go,"
"But…" Mike tried to say but Trent put a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
"It's alright Mike, really," Trent reassured his friend with a smile and nod. "That's just how the game is, you screw up you get the boot and hey if I had just knocked Lindsay off we would've won. I'll take my defeat with dignity. I rather go home with grace than go home kicking and screaming and trying to unfairly take someone else down."
"…Yeah…Yeah you're right," Mike sighed and ultimately agreed with Trent. If this is how he went, this was how he went. "I'm gonna miss you man…"
"Hey you say that like we'll never see each other again," Trent gave Mike a playful shove a bit. "We can stay in contact when the show ends, and if you end up getting booted then we can hang out wherever it is we end up going,"
"Heh, well I'll try my best not to let that happen," Mike chuckled, his spirit lifted a little from Trent's words. "But that does sound good, thanks."
"Wheeeeee!" Suddenly interrupting the two's moment together was Lily. Both guys' eyes widened as they saw Lily riding one of the monster beavers from the challenge today with Dawn walking beside them. "Look at me go!"
"Woah!" Mike let out with widened eyes. "Are you sure that's safe?"
"Don't worry he promised to be gentle," Dawn reassured as she scratched under the beaver's chin, making it let out a happy sounding growl. "Lily was a little upset at me for what I did to Ronnie Anne today and I…suppose it was a bit uncalled for. So to make it up, I'm teaching her how to ride one of these beautiful creatures."
"Come on! Come on!" Lily bounced on the beaver's back excitedly. "Faster!"
"Ok, ok, calm down," Dawn giggled a bit before they all went on their way again.
"…Eh, I'm sure they'll be fine." Trent ultimately just shrugged at the whole situation.
THE GILDED CHRIS CEREMONY
The iconic music and lights of the Gilded Chris Ceremony blared throughout the film lot as the Gaffers sat themselves down at the loser seats while the fancied up Grips sat in the VIP section. Well, all except for one. "Hey," Justin spoke up after noticing the lack of an angry Hispanic girl. "Where's Ronnie Anne?"
"Hehehe, with her new friends," Chris answered with a laugh.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Ronnie Anne continued to scream as the beavers Dawn sicked on her chased her into the night.
"Gaffers you all know the drill," Chris began as the Gaffers reached under their seats and pulled out the voting boxes. "Vote for who you want to send home and whoever does not get a Gilded Chris award today is heading down the carpet of shame, and taking a one way ride on the Lamosine off the show, forever!"
It didn't take the Gaffers long to leave their votes as Chef soon approached Chris with the results and a tray of seven Gilded Chris awards. "If I call your name that means you're safe and you get a nice foiled covered chocolate statue of yours truly. So…Lincoln, Mike, you two are safe,"
"Phew," Lincoln let out in relief as he and Mike caught their Gilded Chris awards.
"Jasmine, Bridgette, your safe ladies," Chris tossed the next two awards.
"Alright!" Jasmine and Bridgette said in unison before the two shared a high five.
"Harold, DJ, you're good my brothers," Chris tossed two of the remaining three statues.
"Yes!" Harold cheered as he and DJ grinned before catching their awards.
That left only one award and two people left with none of them looking nervous about this. Dawn and Trent looked at each other with Trent simply nodding and Dawn sending him a smile. The loser accepted their fate and knew this was just how it was meant to be. "Dawn, you may have won but you ended up knocking one of the columns down in the process," Chris announced the reason Dawn might be going home. "The beaver thing with Ronnie Anne, great TV! But it caused Jasmine to lose and allowing for Lindsay to accidentally hit Trent costing you the win,"
"I understand," Dawn nodded her head, knowing those were valid reasons. "I suppose I went a bit too far today,"
"And Trent…come on dude," Chris chuckled and shook his head. "Equal rights equal fights, just hit the lady!"
"Hey get off my back," Trent sent Chris a small glare. "Never hit a girl before, not really used to it,"
"And the last Gilded Chris goes to…" Chris slowly began as he held the last Gilded Chris in his hand. Neither Dawn nor Trent were surprised with the final outcome of it. "…Dawn."
Dawn caught her statue as Trent let out a sigh of acceptance before standing up. "Welp, can't say I didn't see this coming," Trent sent everyone a simple smile and wave before making his way down the carpet. "It's been fun guys, good luck with everything. Rooting for all of you,"
"Hey Trent, before you go…" Mike called out to Trent, wanting to speak with him one last time before he entered the lamosine. "Thanks…for everything. You were my first friend. I really couldn't have made it this far without you. I owe you a lot man,"
"Hey, no sweat dude. Was a pleasure meeting you," Trent sent Mike a thumbs up that the tanned teen happily returned. "Looking forward to hanging out with ya again, I'll tell Gwen you all said hi."
And taking his elimination with dignity and grace, Trent entered the lamosine and drove away from Total Drama Action for good.
"And there you have it! The Grips finally start to lower the Gaffers' numbers!" Chris announced as he looked towards the camera. "Will they be able to keep this up? How will Mike fair without his best friend? Will I ever rock something as sweet as leopard skin again? Find out all this and more next time on Total…Drama…Action!!!"