Quiet Life in DBZ

Alex was a normal boy. He went to school and studied, indulged in anime and manga when he could, and lived an average life. That is until he was reborn as a Saiyan! With his meta-knowledge of everything that is Dragon Ball Z, Alex, now known as Dakon, is going to live peacefully and become a super saiyan! "And to do that... I need to escape this wretched planet and live on Earth!"