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Adam&Steve&Satan. A collection of satirical songs.

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This is a translated collection of gay songs that have become a rising trend on Polish Youtube. AI took care of everything other than the cursed lyrics. Songs contain: male love, fear of women, heroic deeds in the name of pretty boys, dicks, balls, unexpected twists of fate and nipples. Creators included: Kutas Records Gay Records
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Chapter 1 - Gaytos Ancient Horndog/ Gejtos Antyczny Napaleniec

From the bathhouse I emerged aroused again, my meat was being beaten by others there.

I love to watch as men wash themselves, I also love when they play with my neck.

I go to the market and buy male seed, on the way I threw a stone at a woman.

On the street everyone walked with a bare schlong, I'd love to someday carve a beautiful dick with a chisel.

I passed by a statue of Zeus and got turned on by his sculpture again.

I was beating my meat, other people noticed they joined me and beat it to Zeus along with me.

Suddenly the lightning struck the statue. The statue came alive and I couldn't believe it.

Zeus said that I am the greatest gay in Greece. He said that I became his slave. He gave me the name Gaytos and ordered me to proclaim philosophy.

Male whores applauded me. I became covered in gay fame.

I am a Greek gay. I came on someone's sandals. I sit on a stone and philosophize. I come to the conclusion that the most beautiful things in life are dicks.In the labyrinth I fucked the Minotaur. Because of that I already broke my rod.

I gathered followers and began to proclaim philosophy. When a man loves a man nothing contradictory arises. Especially if both have big dicks.

After these words men clapped for me and out of admiration everyone gave me their asses. A Greek soldier was polishing my knob and told me about the Sacred Bands.

It was an army of warriors composed of homosexual boys. At the very thought I got excited and immediately joined the Sacred Bands

With 300 homos I trained sword fighting. At night I pulled foreskins off them

I am a Greek gay. I came on someone's sandals. I sit on a stone and philosophize. I come to the conclusion that the most beautiful things in life are dicks. In the labyrinth I fucked the Minotaur. Because of that I already broke my rod.

Zeus contacted me again and got a little angry at me. He asked why I no longer proclaim philosophy. He threatened that Aphrodite would fuck me.

At the thought of sex with a woman I got pissed off and dreamed of raping Zeus. I gathered all my brothers and said that we are storming Olympus.

I asked the Titans for help. I was ready and even shaved my balls. We climbed Olympus for three days because along the way we were fucking the whole time.

I told Zeus that I am no longer his slave. I am now a gay warrior. Zeus laughed because he thought that he would easily destroy me and take my ass into captivity.

But I was a cunning faggot and mined Olympus with feces. Everything suddenly explodes, I rape Zeus and fuck him in the ass.

On Olympus I became the god of rape and fucked every man in Greece

I am a Greek gay. I came on someone's sandals.I sit on a stone and philosophize. I come to the conclusion that the most beautiful things in life are dicks. In the labyrinth I fucked the Minotaur. Because of that I already broke my rod.