Loyalty, honor and courage, my cock has been rotting from the blood.
They knew me as Gejvald throughout all of Midgard, and everyone puked from the smell of my dick. They didn't want to let me into Valhalla, Heimdall told me he doesn't let in stinkers.
He said he wouldn't touch me even with a stick and told me to go play with a woman's ovary. At the thought of such an insult I got pissed off and struck Heimdall with my axe.
However Heimdall possessed extraordinary powers and before I knew it he was already shoving his dick up my ass, he sent me back through Bifrost to Midgard and summoned Odin's army of ravens upon me.
At that moment I swore an oath, I promised I would curl the hair on Odin's ass. Together with my crew we plundered villages, we took handsome men as slaves, I said Tyr would yet be proud of me and we'd send Odin and Heimdall to their coffins.
I am a Nordic gay, every woman's tits disgust me, the only tits I like are fat Thor's. I wish he would crush my cock with his hammer. As a Nordic gay I was blessed with fame, at the sight of me every man stands in terror.
While I slept, Odin appeared to me and said he had put a bounty on my head. When I saw Odin I got turned on and beat my stinking cock right in front of his eyes. Odin puked and considered it an insult, he sent Thor to cut off my cock.
When I woke up I was terrified, I could no longer fuck men and I was furious. In my warrior crew I became the passive one and took crooked Nordic dicks up my ass. I also swore revenge on Thor, I'd like to fuck Thor and make gay porn with him.
So with my crew I set off for Bifrost and dreamed of reclaiming my cock. Along the way I asked Loki for a favor, offering him a male bitch in exchange for help with Heimdall.
Loki was known as a crafty gay, he laid three bananas at Heimdall's feet. Heimdall didn't see them coming and tripped on a banana, with the vikings we forced him to take a shit. We take Heimdall as a male slave and every night we laugh at him. I began blowing the Gjallarhorn and in this way I started Ragnarok.
I am a Nordic gay, every woman's tits disgust me, the only tits I like are fat Thor's. I wish he would crush my cock with his hammer. As a Nordic gay I was blessed with fame, at the sight of me every man stands in terror.
We forced Heimdall to let us through, along the way we also played with his balls, so we set forth deep into Asgard to taste the buttocks of the Nordic gods.
We kill everyone in Asgard, everyone who survives we take as slaves. Suddenly fat Thor clears our path, says he is gay and orders us to show our dicks. I got pissed off and pissed on his face, I sent Jormungandr after him.
Thor did not survive the battle with the serpent, at the sight of that the hair on my cock stood on end. After that battle I set out for Odin. Along the way I got turned on at the sight of nigga's cock.
I spotted Odin out of the corner of my eye, he thought he was clever. I ordered him to give me cock, right before my eyes Odin swallowed my pipe and before my eyes he becomes an Ultra god.
It was revealed that my cock is an artifact and it even smells slightly like marzipan. Everyone who eats it takes on a powerful form and becomes the most powerful dick in Asgard.
I got scared because this battle is lost, I started taking Szczepan's cock up my ass. Suddenly some terrible wolf murders Odin and starts playing with his little dick. I pull my cock out of Odin's belly and reattach it back to myself. In Valhalla we celebrated with my crew and we all played with each other's balls.
I am a Nordic gay, every woman's tits disgust me, the only tits I like are fat Thor's. I wish he would crush my cock with his hammer. As a Nordic gay I was blessed with fame, at the sight of me every man stands in terror.