"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cueball!" Deadpool screamed, lunging at Saitama's legs. "You can't leave! Soum just signed us for a 200-chapter contract! We haven't even done the 'Beach Episode' or the 'Gender-Swap Filler' or the 'Wait-Why-Is-This-A-Cooking-Anime' arc yet!"
Saitama looked at the stapled exit. "200 chapters? Do you have any idea how much cabbage I'm going to need for that? I'll go broke."
"Don't worry about the bill!" Tony Stark yelled, currently being held upside down by a Minion who thought his arc reactor was a giant banana. "I'll pay for it! Just get this yellow pill-shaped nightmare away from me!"
(AHHHHHH! This deadpool what am I gonna do with him why is he saying the future plans now and why the hell are all of you guys agreeing with him you guys don't break the 4th wall then w-)
The Hunger Games (But with Waffles)
Suddenly, the "ZING" of a hundred multiversal stomachs growling at once shook the mall.
Goku and Homer Simpson stood in the center of the food court, staring at each other with the intensity of two suns colliding. Between them sat the "Nexus Buffet"—a table of food that stretched into a pocket dimension.
"I can eat more than you, orange man!" Homer declared, unhinging his jaw like a snake.
"Is that a challenge?" Goku asked, his hair flickering into Super Saiyan God Red just to increase his metabolism. "I've eaten a whole dinosaur before!"
"I once ate a ten-foot sub in a graveyard!" Homer countered.
"START!" shouted Remy (the rat from Ratatouille), who was sitting on Gordon Ramsay's head, pulling his hair like a puppet master.
(What you don'y know?Yeah ofcurse Remy controls Gordon Ramsay how do you think he cooks so good)
The Food Fight of the Gods
The "Buffet War" began.
Goku was moving so fast he looked like a blur of flying drumsticks.Homer was stationary, acting like a biological vacuum cleaner, sucking in entire trays of donuts.Scooby-Doo and Shaggy joined in, creating a "Super-Shaggy-Sandwich" that was so tall it required Spider-Man to web it together so it wouldn't collapse and kill a passing Winnie the Pooh.
"Look at them go!" Deadpool whispered to Soum, leaning against the fourth wall and eating a churro he stole from Bugs Bunny. "It's beautiful. It's disgusting. It's... wait, is that Galactus in the line for the taco bell?"
It was. The Devourer of Worlds was wearing a tiny "I'm a Birthday Boy" hat and was waiting patiently behind Kirby, who was currently inhaling the entire Taco Bell menu, including the cash register.
The Marvel/DC Kitchen Nightmares
"We have to stop them!" Captain America shouted, shielding a group of Powerpuff Girls from a flying meatball launched by Hulk. "If they eat any more, the mall's structural integrity will fail!"
"I've got this!" The Flash yelled, zooming in to grab the plates... but he was tripped by Jerry the Mouse, who had placed a tiny banana peel in his path.
"Curse you, rodent!" Batman growled, trying to use a Batarang to slice a flying pizza.
Suddenly, Popeye the Sailor Man burst through the floor. He didn't have spinach; he had a can of Cursed Energy-Infused Kale given to him by Satoru Gojo.
"I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more!" Popeye roared. He ate the kale, his forearms grew to the size of watermelons, and he punched a flying roast turkey so hard it turned back into a living bird and flew away.
Deadpool's Commentary
"Did you see that, Soum?!" Deadpool laughed, dodging a rogue burrito thrown by Iron Man. "Popeye just punched the 'cooked' out of a bird! That's peak fiction! That's why we're going to 200 chapters! We've got Shrek in the corner trying to convince Thor that onions have layers, and Sailor Moon is trying to use 'Moon Tiara Action' to slice a giant ham!"
Saitama watched the chaos, his bald head reflecting a stray piece of pepperoni. He looked at his Golden Cabbage.
"If I don't eat now," Saitama muttered, "there won't be any food left in the multiverse."
He sat down next to Kirby. The two of them locked eyes. The "One Punch Man" vs. "The Pink Demon."
The real war was just beginning.