It's so dark, where am I? Hello!? I can't speak
Hello human, you have made great achievements in the past! Sadly, your last reincarnation was terrible, you were doing so good till you fell into the water and died to the mermaids!
I died, and I can't remember anything though. Can you hear me?
Of course, I can hear you, sorry about your memories, every time a hero is killed their minds are erased and sent to us
Oh okay, does that mean I'll get reincarnated again?
Yes but sadly you won't be able to return to the world you were just in, you will get the chance to either go to the pit where the rest of normal human souls go to just to get reincarnated as a regular human or you can join our program or experiment that a few gods are doing on a different planet.
Sure, not like I have a choice, either it's complete death or getting reincarnated as something of my own choice?
Yes and no, your last reincarnation was pitiful, you got 10 honor points only, your spent most of your points before to be reincarnated as a prince in empire and get some skills, but this time you will only get to choose from a select amount of monsters that are below humans because of your honor points, you will be unable to choose a unique skill for the expirements from your low honor points
Hm, okay, I'd like to see my choices and get going then
Of course
*A screen appeared in front of me with over 267 options*
Wow, that's too much to go through
Well you aren't wrong and most of them are already chosen by others so it would be almost impossible for you to choose one you'd like
Is there like a random button?
No but I can show you the ones that aren't chosen yet
Okay might as well
*The list drops to 5 different options*
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Pink slime
Mushroom Man
Tree mimic
Lizardkin
Ratkin
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I only get 5 to pick from?? That's so unfair, do I at least get a description and stuff from each one?
Yes just tell me which one and I'll show you information on each one
Alright might as well go from top to bottom, Pink slime
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Pink Slime
A pink slime is primarily sought after because of their slime which is used in potion making, most people say that if you are to find one and farm it for its slime you will become the richest person in the kingdom, pink slimes can also only use holy magic and are true conduits for gods to walk around in human civilisation, if a pink slime is killed by a human or any creature with intelligence of gods the creature will have a taboo sign on their stat sheet, most slimes are dumb creatures that are known to killing themselves.
Pink slimes are blind and can only see with life sense
Stats
Strength: pitiful
Defense: pitiful
Agility: pitiful
Intelligence: (depends on reincarnated, usually pitiful)
Stamina: pitiful
Charisma: pitiful
Magic power: below average
Mana: 100
Skills
Life sense
Heal
Holy light
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I will say now that all creatures can level up their normal stats to a number scale except for exceptions
Ah so I'll be a national treasure and will be hidden from the world and farmed by humans and will be used by gods as a statue of sorts I guess, Let's see Mushroom Man
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Mushroom Man
A mushroom man is a humanoid mushroom that uses poison and illusion magic, They're mostly found in groups and can multiply themselves, some are known, To be found as dungeon bosses because of their versatile skill set, but most mushroom men are easily killed because of their weakness to fire, earth, strength etc. magic, unless their cap is the color of green with purple dots, most adventurers pick and eat them because of their ability to give anyone a free skill point and free stat point
Mushroom man can take over a creature's mind and make it a brainless minion that will protect it
Stats
Strength: pitiful
Defense: above pitiful
Agility: pitiful
Intelligence: (depends on reincarnated, usually above pitiful)
Stamina: pitiful
Charisma: pitiful
Magic power: way above pitiful
Mana: 50
Skills
Mind control
Poison cloud
Illusion gas
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So if I can get strong I'll be a force to be reckoned with but if im found before I can get something strong to protect myself I'll most likely be killed and picked and eaten alive and im weak to almost every magic except water poison and illusion magic, Let's see the tree mimic
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Tree Mimic
A Tree mimic are trees that gained so much magic power from the earth that any human or creature that comes near it will be killed for magic power, tree mimics aren known to leave traps like apples or let othwr monsters like killer bees live on them to get attention from creatures to pray on, tree mimics are weak to fire and earth, void magic but because of a tree mimics known abilty to take over an entire forest when they are found are usually dealt with instantly
Secret description
Tree mimic doesn't use mana but magic power for its skills since it can easily get magic power from the earth and monsters it has killed
Stats
Strength: above pitiful
Defense: below average
Agility: above pitiful
Intelligence: (depends on reincarnated, usually pitiful)
Stamina: pitiful
Charisma: pitiful
Magic power: Average
Mana: None
Skills
Trapping
Root control
Branch control
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Okay, that doesn't actually seem too bad, what about lizardkin
Sorry the creature named lizardkin has just been taken by another soul
That's okay let's see the ratkin
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Ratkin
Ratkin are humanoid rats that are primarily used as slaves to most smart creatures, they are the only creature that is unable to use stat points to increase their stats, Ratkin have a very high child birth rate, Ratkin are usually found in groups and are sometimes used by humans to carry garbage or waste management, ratkin are known to be naturally stinky creatures
Secret description
Ratkin have no level cap and can get almost any skills that most creatures wouldn't be able to unlock because of their race, Ratkin have their own skill system using their stat points, they can level their skills using a certain amount of stat points to level them up a tier
Stats
Strength: weak
Defense: weak
Agility: weak
Intelligence: (depends on reincarnated, usually pitiful)
Stamina: above pitiful
Charisma: pitiful
Magic power: below pitiful
Mana: 20
Skills
Fast mating
Scratch
Bite
Scurry
Digging
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Hm, the ratkin doesn't seem to be good, I can think of some potential for it but I don't think I'd want to be a servant to another being and the being is always stinky and the mating thing doesn't seem appealing to me
Alright I will materialize your human body so you can select your creature, it's only the spirit form of your past life
My hands are so small, but I have hairy arms and calluses all over my hands, i feel like the best choice would probably be the tree mimic
*As I started pointing to click on the screen and the tree mimic just disappeared and was replaced with ratkin, my finger didn't stop and black*
Have fun warrior, your life is yours to take, I'll be watching you, one last thing before you wake up in your new body, you can start a church to talk to me, or go to any church and pray to see me
Well this is going to be shit