Title: "Mya's Senju Survival Guide"
[Scene: Senju Compound - Post-Poisoning Strategy Meeting]
Mya asked tsunade and nawaki " so did you find who poisoned nawaki, if not then just make sure you don't get poisoned again, you are the grandchildren of first hokage so a lot of people want you dead because they fear a second coming of senju hokage, anyway you two are basically the head right why not gather your clan members again it really just more dangerous if you are far from each other you might get killed or kidnapped to produce children this what my aunt said if ninja with rare bloodline that what people do to them "
Tsunade and Nawaki sat across from each other, a map of Konoha spread between them as they debated their next move. The tension in the room was thick—until Mya wandered in, clutching a honey-dango stick (courtesy of her new Aburame business partners).
Mya (mouth half-full): "So, did you find who poisoned Nawaki?"
Tsunade's Reaction:
· First Line: Her eye twitches. "No. Not yet." (Her fist clenches—the table cracks under her grip.)
· Second Line: "But we will." (The air around her warps with killing intent.)
Nawaki's Reaction:
· First Line: Laughs nervously. "Haha, yeah, we're—wait, 'make sure I don't get poisoned again'?!" (His face pales.)
· Second Line: "That's—that's a really good point." (He side-eyes his tea like it might betray him.)
Mya (nodding): "You're the grandchildren of the First Hokage. A lot of people want you dead because they fear a second coming of a Senju Hokage."
Tsunade:
· First Line: Freezes. "...Kid, you're too aware of political assassinations."
· Second Line: (Grim realization) "She's not wrong."
Nawaki:
· First Line: "I—wait, what?!" (His voice cracks.)
· Second Line: "People are that scared of us?!" (He looks at Tsunade like he's seeing her for the first time.)
Mya (dropping the bomb): "Anyway, you two are basically the heads, right? Why not gather your clan members again? It's way more dangerous if you're far apart. You might get killed—or kidnapped to produce children." (Pauses.) "That's what my aunt said happens to ninja with rare bloodlines."
[The Reactions]
Tsunade:
· First Line: "WHAT." (Her chair explodes into splinters as she stands.)
· Second Line: (Horrified whisper) "…They would." (Her mind flashes to Orochimaru's interest in bloodlines.)
Nawaki:
· First Line: "PRODUCE WHAT—" (He chokes, face burning red.)
· Second Line: (Voice small) "…I hate that this makes sense."
[The Aftermath]
· Tsunade immediately sends summons to every surviving Senju, ordering them to "get your asses back to Konoha NOW."
· Nawaki starts carrying three poison-testing kits at all times.
· Danzo (lurking in the shadows): "This is inconvenient."
Mya (smiling sweetly): "You're welcome! Can I have a Senju clan discount at the dango shop?"
THE END.
(Mya's New Achievement: Accidentally Reuniting the Senju Clan Through Fear of Kidnapping and Poison.)
🔥 Bonus: The Senju now refer to her as "Little Oracle." 🔥