Title: "Mya, the Hive-Mind Entrepreneur"
[Scene: Aburame Compound – The Bee Revelation]
Mya sat surrounded by silken threads and curious Aburame clansmen when she suddenly perked up, eyes sparkling with another revolutionary idea.
Mya: "Why not raise bees? You can get honey and they sting too—double profit!"
· Aburame Beekeeper #1: Choked on his tea.
· Shibi Aburame: Slowly lowered his scroll, staring at her like she'd just suggested weaponizing rainbows.
Mya (plowing ahead): "If you create new types of bees, you might get different honey too!"
· Aburame Researcher: Dropped a vial of venom. It shattered. No one moved.
· Elder Aburame: Whispered, "…Hybridization? But the stinging logistics—"
Mya (nodding sagely): "You can make so much money. Not many people are good at dealing with insects—oh, and honey's delicious! You could make honey cakes, honey-glazed fish, honey-roasted—"
· Aburame Chef (who no one knew was listening): Suddenly appeared in the doorway, gripping a ladle like a sacred weapon.
· Shino's Mom: Softly gasped, "…We could export."
Mya (final nail in the coffin): "Also, other bugs like honey too. Free food for your kikaichū!"
[The Silence That Followed]
· Shibi Aburame removed his sunglasses. Pinched the bridge of his nose. Replaced them.
· The Clan Accountant began scribbling numbers so fast his scroll caught fire.
· A Genin Aburame whispered, "We've been wasting our lives."
[The Verdict]
Shibi: "We are acquiring bees. Immediately."
Mya: "Cool! I'll take payment in honey."
[Epilogue – One Week Later]
· The Aburame now host Konoha's first apiary-warfare division.
· Tsunade is their best customer (for the honey and the stinging venom cocktails).
· Danzo tries to steal a hive. The bees revolt. He's last seen fleeing, covered in welps.
Mya (licking honey off her fingers): "Told you it was a good idea."
THE END.
(Mya's New Title: Honey Baroness of Konoha.) 🐝👑