Title: "Konoha's Leadership Witnesses the Mya Effect"
[Scene: Hokage's Office – The Unthinkable Report]
A frantic jōnin burst into the Hokage's office, scroll in hand, face pale.
Jōnin: "Hokage-sama! The—the Senju clan has officially reunited! And—and—" (gulps) "They're marrying the Uchiha. A lot of them."
[The Reactions]
1. Hiruzen Sarutobi (Third Hokage):
· First: His pipe fell from his mouth, scattering ashes across his desk.
· Then: He slowly leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling. "…Mya?"
· Finally: A slow, resigned chuckle. "Of course it was her."
2. Danzo Shimura:
· First: His Sharingan arm twitched violently. "WHAT."
· Then: His face contorted in horror. "A Senju-Uchiha ALLIANCE?!"
· Finally: He crushed his cane in his grip. "That child has RUINED EVERYTHING!"
3. Homura Mitokado (Elder Advisor):
· First: Choked on his tea, spraying it across the table.
· Then: Whispered, "This… this changes everything."
· Finally: "We must adjust the entire political strategy—"
4. Koharu Utatane (Elder Advisor):
· First: Pinched the bridge of her nose. "I told you we should have monitored that girl."
· Then: Sighed. "Though… this does stabilize the village."
· Finally: "…Do we punish her or thank her?"
[The Aftermath]
· Hiruzen ordered an emergency meeting with the Senju and Uchiha clans—together.
· Danzo locked himself in his underground bunker, screaming into a pillow.
· Konoha's civilians started placing bets on how many Senju-Uchiha weddings there would be by year's end.
[Meanwhile, With Mya]
Mya (grinning, surrounded by Senju and Uchiha children): "See? Told you it was a good idea."
Fugaku Uchiha (grudgingly): "…You are insufferable."
Tsunade (laughing): "And yet, you can't deny the results."
THE END.
(Mya's Final Achievement: Uniting Konoha's Two Most Powerful Clans Before Her Sixth Birthday.)
🔥 Epilogue: The Senju-Uchiha babies do, in fact, grow up to rule the world. 🔥