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Chapter 15 - Ch15

Title: "Mya's Ultimate Clan Alliance Proposal"

[Scene: Senju Clan Meeting – The Shocking Suggestion]

Months had passed since Mya's involuntary adoption into the Senju clan's inner circle. Now, as the clan elders debated security measures over tea, Mya—perched on Tsunade's shoulder like a tiny, chaotic advisor—dropped a bombshell.

Mya (innocently swinging her legs): "Why not marry the Uchiha clan? Like, a blood alliance or something. No one would dare mess with both clans at the same time!, also uchiha has cool eyes "

[The Senju Clan's Collective Reaction]

1. First, Silence.

· Every elder froze mid-sip.

· A teacup slipped from one's hand and shattered. No one moved to clean it.

2. Then, The Outrage.

· Elder #1: "ABSOLUTELY NOT—" (face turning purple)

· Elder #2: "Have you lost your mind?! Our history with them—"

· Elder #3: "The audacity—"

3. Tsunade's Reaction:

· First: Choked on her sake.

· Then: Paused. "…Wait. That's actually not the worst idea."

· Finally: Grinned like a demon. "Imagine Fugaku's face."

4. Nawaki's Reaction:

· First: "WHAT?!" (flailing)

· Then: "I—I'm way too young to get married!"

· Finally: "…Wait, cool eyes?" (He actually considered it for half a second.)

5. Mya's Masterstroke:

· She leaned forward, eyes sparkling. "Think about it! Senju chakra reserves plus Sharingan eyes?! Their kids would be unstoppable!"

[The Aftermath]

· Elder #4 (who had been silent until now) suddenly stood. "…She's right."

· Tsunade cackled. "Oh, this is happening."

· Nawaki wheezed. "SIS, NO—"

[Cut To: Uchiha Compound – Fugaku's Nightmare]

Fugaku Uchiha (mid-meeting) suddenly sneezed violently.

Mikoto: "…Are you alright?"

Fugaku (grim): "I just felt terror for no reason."

[Final Scene: Mya's Victory]

Mya (smug, eating dango): "Clan alliances are easy. You guys just overthink stuff."

Tsunade (laughing): "Kid, you're terrifying."

THE END.

(Mya's Legacy: Single-Handedly Forcing the Senju-Uchiha Alliance Through Sheer Audacity.)

🔥 Konoha's Future: "The Uchiha-Senju Babies Will Rule the World." 🔥

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