Title: "Mya's Ultimate Clan Alliance Proposal"
[Scene: Senju Clan Meeting – The Shocking Suggestion]
Months had passed since Mya's involuntary adoption into the Senju clan's inner circle. Now, as the clan elders debated security measures over tea, Mya—perched on Tsunade's shoulder like a tiny, chaotic advisor—dropped a bombshell.
Mya (innocently swinging her legs): "Why not marry the Uchiha clan? Like, a blood alliance or something. No one would dare mess with both clans at the same time!, also uchiha has cool eyes "
[The Senju Clan's Collective Reaction]
1. First, Silence.
· Every elder froze mid-sip.
· A teacup slipped from one's hand and shattered. No one moved to clean it.
2. Then, The Outrage.
· Elder #1: "ABSOLUTELY NOT—" (face turning purple)
· Elder #2: "Have you lost your mind?! Our history with them—"
· Elder #3: "The audacity—"
3. Tsunade's Reaction:
· First: Choked on her sake.
· Then: Paused. "…Wait. That's actually not the worst idea."
· Finally: Grinned like a demon. "Imagine Fugaku's face."
4. Nawaki's Reaction:
· First: "WHAT?!" (flailing)
· Then: "I—I'm way too young to get married!"
· Finally: "…Wait, cool eyes?" (He actually considered it for half a second.)
5. Mya's Masterstroke:
· She leaned forward, eyes sparkling. "Think about it! Senju chakra reserves plus Sharingan eyes?! Their kids would be unstoppable!"
[The Aftermath]
· Elder #4 (who had been silent until now) suddenly stood. "…She's right."
· Tsunade cackled. "Oh, this is happening."
· Nawaki wheezed. "SIS, NO—"
[Cut To: Uchiha Compound – Fugaku's Nightmare]
Fugaku Uchiha (mid-meeting) suddenly sneezed violently.
Mikoto: "…Are you alright?"
Fugaku (grim): "I just felt terror for no reason."
[Final Scene: Mya's Victory]
Mya (smug, eating dango): "Clan alliances are easy. You guys just overthink stuff."
Tsunade (laughing): "Kid, you're terrifying."
THE END.
(Mya's Legacy: Single-Handedly Forcing the Senju-Uchiha Alliance Through Sheer Audacity.)
🔥 Konoha's Future: "The Uchiha-Senju Babies Will Rule the World." 🔥