Back at Kame's House.
Well how am I gonna find it quickly if it's in some creature's mouth? I asked exasperated. You could ask Fortuneteller Baba. Master Roshi said. She has clear voyance and has helped me find anything I've lost. Well how do I find her Master Roshi? I said in a hurry. He showed us a map and Yamcha, Krillin, Puar and I all took off in a plane. A while later we stopped in some city. Damn my clothes ripped, I need some new ones I said. We waited around for an hour and the tailor we found finished making me some new clothes. A little while we were flying and we got caught in a storm. Or should I say like 10. It was a bunch of dark tornadoes with red lightning. If it didn't spell doom It would be kind of cool to just stare at it. After we left the dark storm clouds we found Baba's palace. Unfortunately we had a line so I used the past time to think about my next moves. Imma use the dragon balls to wish for all the knowledge Kami has. That should help me figure out how to make my own dragon balls. Then, I can wish for all martial arts knowledge on earth, becoming the ultimate fighter on this planet. Then I ca- AUGHHHHH! We heard screaming from the group of men in front of us that were inside moments prior, now walking out in crutches and wheelchairs. Dayum. I said who put the belt to their ass? I asked out loud. The ghost answered my question saying HAHAHA! Let's go. Beckoning us inside. Behold! Fortuneteller Baba. The ghost said. A green orb emerged from the dark and an old lady in a witch outfit sitting atop the ball appeared. Fortuneteller baba, I ask that you help us find what we are looking for. I said in a respectful tone. Certainly. She replied. But it will cost you a fee. How much. I asked. 10 milli- DAMN! I interrupted. Ma'am I don't think we have that money at the moment. There are alternate payment methods, she said. What does that mean? Yamcha asked. Follow Baba. She replied. We then followed her. She explained to us that we have to defeat all 5 of her fighters in order to win. Uhhh Mrs. Baba, we only have 4 fighters. I could go retrieve someone if that's okay. I asked. No matter, she said. I flew to my castle and explained the situation to Mai and brought her with me. Alright we're ready Baba. If you can take out all 5 of my fighters I will give you your fortune for free. Oh, yeah you're fighters are cooked. I said with a huge smirk on my face. I'm gonna be a spectator on this one. Puar said. It's just us three then Baba. I said. She explained the rules to us and Yamcha and Krillin were talking a little crazy and it was scaring me. I remembered Spike the devilman's ability. If I had even an ounce of evil I'm dead. I had to avoid the beam at all costs and knock him out. No holds barred. Krillin decided to fight first and his opponent was some vampire dude named fangs. After a bit of tomfoolery and rage bait from the pale man Krillin got smacked into the water. Watching that fight lowkey pissed me off but I ain't show it. After that buffonery we sent in Mai and Puar. Before we left the castle I told Mai to eat a lot of garlic and to not brush her teeth. Puar baited the man and then transformed into a porcupine and then finished him off by hitting him into the water. Yamcha was up next fighting the invisible man. Yes, the invisible man. Yamcha was getting his ass beat by thin air and It was pretty funny to watch. Krillin had a plan and told me to get Master Roshi and Bulma so I obliged. Later I flew back with the group and flashed Bulma's big tits to master roshi, groping the pillows for the hermit to see, making him bleed from his nose all over the invisible man, thus, making him visible. Yamcha put him in a blender. Beating the man. We changed scenery for the 3rd match. Baba took me to a different place first to test my reflexes. I watched Yamcha take on a mummy named bandages in the devil's toilet. The name reeks both metaphorically and literally. Yamcha almost fell but made it back up. I thought bro was gonna make a comeback but bandages lowkey treated this nigga, but it was just bait. Author's Note: I'm still black. Unfortunately he was spider man and used his bandages to sling himself back up to the platform. Puar made a temporary sub in while Yamcha was getting his back broken bane style. He couldn't do jack and smacked Yamcha off the edge. I saved him with the power pole. I scared the fuck out of bandages with 0 openings. I let him punch me a few times unflinching from my position. Tch. I almost felt that one. I said confidently. The mummy charged in again and I dodged every attack. He tried to attack me with his bandages but I broke them instantly before charging forward with a punch to his gut rendering the man unconscious. My next opponent was Spike. I could not make any errors or I was dead. I pieced the motherfucker up landing devastating blow after devastating blow before finally kicking him upwards into the ceiling where he knocked out. WHO IS NEXT? I said in a diabolical tone. The fighter looked like gramps but he had a ma- I KNOW THATS NOT WHO I THINK IT IS! I thought excitedly. He requested a change of scenery so we moved the match outside. The fight began and me and the old man clashed. He had definitely gotten stronger. Otherworld training helped him surpass Roshi, he could probably even tire out king piccolo in a 1 on 1, it was incredible. Unfortunately the old man was still not even half as strong as I was by this point. He tried to use my tail but it had become used to all the trauma and simply didn't hurt. How's heaven been old man, I said during our exchange. The old man soon surrendered. He took his mask off. GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I said breaking down crying giving the old man a hug. You have come a long way, Kakarot. I am so proud of you. Gohan said. I brought him over to my friends so he could meet them and we had a long conversation before Baba gave us the last location of the dragon ball. Turns out it was locked in a box back at my capsule. Sorry I forgot to tell you ,Master Kakarot. Mai said, laughing nervously. Damnit Mai. I said exasperately. Oh well. I'm going home y'all. I'll see you later. I said flying away with Mai in an aircraft.