Chapter 27 - Ch26 Red Ribbons Destruction

I'M SO HYPE TO CATCH A FADE WITH THIS ENTIRE ARMY! I exclaimed while flying towards Commander Red's quarters. POWER POLE EXTEND! I yelled before destroying a RR helicopter that opened fire on me. They fired a shower of missiles at me but I dodged every single one. They mobilized helicopters but I blitzed through each one. I entered the base and began beating down every soldier I saw. Guns didn't even hurt anymore when I was fully on guard so I dashed forward disarming and discombobulating soldiers in the same breath. I checked my radar for the 2 dragon balls they had and went for them, punching and kicking through each soldier I saw. After beating down two soldiers I saw General Violet staring at me. I ran up to her and touched her on the shoulder. Give me the location of Vomi and Gero and raid general red's safe. Yes sir. She said, informing me of their whereabouts. So he is still in the mountains in the north continent area. I thought. Vomi must have already been turned into an android by Gero. She knows everything he does and she's just as proficient with RR technology. She could help Bulma make me into an android in the future. She could also show me how to merge DNA like she did to become her sexy Majin counterpart. Thanks Violet, go to where Mai is. I told her. Yes sir, she said before getting in a vehicle and flying towards my castle. I continued pummeling through more soldiers. I cannon balled my way through a window landing like Vegito in fighterz. You're not commander red. I said coldly. The commander is safe. If you wish to see him you can, that is in pieces of course. General Black responded. I don't want to fight you Black, we may be of differing races but I too know you do not wish to be under that blubbering oaf's foot for the remainder of your days. For the red ribbon army I would! General Black said charging towards me. Fine. I said. DODON RAY! I yelled shooting the yellow beam through his chest, killing the man instantly. The ceiling fell on my head but I stopped it dead in its tracks, punching a hole through it so I wouldn't be crushed. HAHAHA! Now my goal can fina- what? Commander red walked out of his enclosure and was terrified seeing me alive. Boo. I said before shooting a Dodon Ray through his chest. I collected the other 2 dragon balls. Only one more, I said. Why is this bullshit broken again? I said angrily looking down at the dragon radar. I heard people calling out my name and looked down, stopping in flight. Oh, it's Launch, and Master Roshi and Krillin and Bulma. Aaand Yamcha, Oolong and Puar. Just who I needed. Kakarot you're okay? Bulma and Launch both said running up and hugging me from both sides. H…hey guys. I said blushing. Not a scratch on you kid? Oolong asked? Nope. I replied. I knew you were smart enough not to actually fight them. Yamcha said. Hell nah, I faded their forces and got 6 dragon balls. I said while opening the pink bag and showing off my motion. WHAT! Yamcha, Roshi and Krillin said before falling over comically.