I went to grab my power pole sensing a threat closeby. HYAH! A stranger yelled behind me. I dodged the attack and delivered a kick to the now identified green creature's jaw. TAMBORINE!!! I exclaimed. How are you alive and why are you here? I said. I'm shocked a brat like you was aware of my greatness but I'll humor you. The demon responded. Some blue dwarf found my father King Piccolo's container and freed him. Oh so piccolo's back too. I said. Yes and there's nothing you feeble humans can do sto- CRACK I interrupted him with a devastating blow to his gut. ARGH! The demon coughed up blood. GREAT APE AVALANCHE! I yelled before using my signature melee move pummeling the demon with lethal hits before slamming both my fists into his chest like a gorilla. The demon panicked, knowing it couldn't finish the fight and tried to leave. AHHH K….KING PICCOLO! It yelled. Nah, don't run I said before aiming a Dodon ray to the sky shooting a hole through the demon's torso killing it. I watched the demon fall to the ground dying and I watched as one of Android 21's drone's picked up the body in a capsule to study its DNA. I went back to the food place informing everyone of what happened. I'm going to take out King Piccolo. This world doesn't need another villain. Not as long as I'm around. I said adamantly. Wait, Kakarot. This is far too dangerous a task. Roshi Replied. Master Roshi. In every single fight. I have held myself back. I didn't even use ¼ of my power against Tien. Even if King piccolo is somehow triple that power he still can't match my strength, and plus I plan to visit Korin for more training. I see. Master Roshi conceded. Be very careful Kakarot. Bulma and Launch ran up to me and hugged me. Don't die babe. Bulma said. Careful out there sweetheart. Launch Said. I will. I said before rocketing off. I sensed a new presence not dissimilar from Tamborine heading towards me. This is Cymbal. I thought before hearing the loud flapping of wings. So you're the one that killed my brother. The demon said to me. You will pay dearly for- DODAN PAAA!!! I yelled, shooting straight through the demon's gut making him fall dead. That never gets old. Plus Piccolo feels the pain his sons went through so that's probably going to get annoying. For him at least. I brought the dead corpse to a nearby fire where I saw a fat man chowing down on a giant fish. Mmm that breakdest is good. The man said while eating. Excuse me, Mr. I called out. The man turned around looking at me. Yeah what do you want dude. You think you could cut up this beast and grill it for me? I haven't eaten in a while. I asked the man. Yeah sure dude. Wait a minute, this is Yajirobe. I just realized in my head. I watched the dude fillet the dragon with proficiency. You left a gnarly hole in his gut dude. What weapon did you use? He asked, looking at me. I used a key blast. Ki blast? The hell's a ki blast? I'll explain later. I said. Oh, what's your name by the way? I'm Kakarot. Name's Yajirobe. Thanks Yajirobe. I said before eating the creature. Damn. It really does taste like chicken. Why the fuck does a grilled Namkian taste like Chicken? I thought. Yo, Yajirobe. Imma need that dragon ball my dude. I called out to him pointing at the orb dangling from his neck. What do you need this thing for? He asked. It grants wishes when brought together with its 6 brethren. I said in a story telling tone of voice. If I were you I'd ask for a bunch of delicious food. He replied. Tempting, but the wish I'm looking for is one that will make me strong enough to defeat any future threat. No thanks then. Yajirobe replied. I think I'll sell it for a good price. I'll just pester you till you give me the ball then. I said without a moment's hesitation. Gimmie da ball. Gimmie da ball. I'M NOT GIVING YOU TH- Gimmie da ball. I interrupted the man. STOP! Gimmie da ball. He got up and walked away but I followed him while repeating. Gimmie da ball. Gimmie da ball. Gimmie da ball.He tried to run but I kept up with him while moving at a steady pace with my arms crossed still saying. Gimmie da ball. Gimmie da ball. He tried swimming away but I was on his ass like David Hasselhoff still saying. Gimmie da ball. I tired him out after a little bit and walked up to his tired form saying. Gimme. Da. Ball.
A little while later. Heh. Looks like I lost that dude, Yajirobe said. How about this. I replied. WAAAAAAAA! Yajirobe screamed. HOW LONG WERE YOU STANDING THERE? He asked. Long enough to contemplate a solution my dude. I replied. I find you a delicious dinosaur. One of the big theropods that walk on two legs. Ooooh I could go for a T-rex. Yajirobe said, licking his lips. I'll be right ba- I sense something. I looked up and saw an aircraft. Yeah that's definitely him. I said looking at it. Who's that? Yajirobe said. That's King piccolo. He likely came here to get back at me for sliming his sons.