So you finally show yourself huh Piccolo? I said. K…King piccolo? Yajirobe said, confused. King piccolo…..King Picc- WAAAAH! NOW I REMEMBER! Yajirobe exclaimed. Here dude, you can have the dragon ball, I've lost my appetite byeeee! The stocky man scurried away. Suit yourself bro. I said sarcastically before looking back up at the ship. Piccolo suddenly landed in front of me. Fire ass entrance my nigga that was top notch. I said, looking at the demon king. Author's note: I'm still black. I'm only going to tell you once. Give me your dragon balls, before I slime you out like ya 2 offspring. I said. We'll see about that brat. King Piccolo Said. Anytime I see martial artists I have this incredible urge to kill them. You will meet the same fate as those martial artists. King Piccolo said confidently. I came to defeat you and I will not leave till I have done so. We both got into fighting stances and started our exchange. We started trading blows but I was far too quick for the aged demon king. What's wrong piccolo, ya too old. I said before kicking him in the gut sending him into a wall. D….Damn you. The Demon king said, struggling to get up. You would be a corpse in my hand if I was young again. Let's test that theory then. I said. Raising my hand, calling my personal set of Dragon balls to my position. KEVIN RISE! I yelled before the purple mythical dragon emerged. State your wish. GIVE KING PICCOLO ETERNAL YOUTH! I yelled. IT SHALL BE! The dragon said before vanishing into thin air. I looked back at King piccolo watching as his muscles grew and the wrinkles on his face disappeared. HAHAHA! YOU CAN'T HOPE TO DEFEAT ME NOW. King Piccolo Bellowed. HA! And then you were the ultimate android. I laughed. Listen, I ain't finna sugar coat shit piccolo. By the end of this fight, there will be a hole in your chest. I said seriously. YOU DARE MOCK ME!? Piccolo yelled angrily. He leaped towards me with murderous intent but I sidestepped his first attack and followed up with a knee to his gut. AUGH! WHY YOU! I interrupted him again with a flurry of punches sending his face rubbernecking from side to side, up and down. I followed up with a leaf rising wind and knocked him into the air. I flew up to him cracking the ground underneath me rocketing off. Piccolo stabilized himself in mid air and tried to fire off a final attack. EXPLOSIVE DEMON WA- OOZARU FIST! I yelled, shoving my fist forward as my eyes turned yellow and my hair stood up. AH WHA- CRASH! King piccolo was greeted with the horrifying visage and slightly visible apparition of an Oozaru behind before I rocked through his chest fist first. I looked back to see him throw up an egg from his mouth shooting it off before exploding. Good. Kami's Still alive. I said exasperately.
A little while later…
I made it to Korin's tower to get more training and it was a pretty successful endeavor if I do say so myself. I thought. The best course of action now would be to visit Korin's Tower and even Kami. I mentally commanded Android 21 to take the DNA of King Piccolo with her mini drones. I then flew off to Korin's tower and he told me of the ultra divine water. I had to go through this fuckass maze to get it just to keel over and die for like a minute or two but it ultimately did me good. I felt my power increase a bit and I felt calmer. I felt resolute. Nothing could stop me from becoming the strongest in the multiverse. I went back and Korin informed me of a place above his tower. I instantly knew what he was talking about. Kami's lookout. Fuck yeah. He gave me a bell and I put the power pole at the top of the tower and rode it up to the lookout. I made it up to the top. Damn this shit looks glorious. I thought. The building looks so pristine. This place looks much bigger than in the show. I walked and saw a genie looking humanoid with matte black skin sitting on a carpet. Damn Popo black as shit. I thought. I'm gonna respect him though, cause I don't want smoke with Big Popo. Not until I become the biggest dog. I said. I walked over and noticed a bunch of birds chilling on his shoulders while he was feeding them. It was very peaceful to look at after nuking some green guy. Hi there, how ya doing I said waving. Hi. He replied back in a slightly high pitched voice raising his hand. Hey I'm looking for the guardian of Earth Kami. I said. Yes, I know Kami, but I am Mr. Popo. He told me all about you. You beat piccolo with ease didn't you? He asked. How'd ya know? I asked. Kami knows about everything. He replied. Shit, he's probably watched me crack women too. I thought. You think I could meet him right now? I asked. I need proof that Korin sent you. Mr. Popo said. This thing, right? I asked, pulling out a bell. Very good. Popo said. Are you ready for the test? TEST? I asked. Ah hell naw bruh. You must fight me, Mr. Popo in order to meet Kami. Alright Popo. Show me what you got, I said , getting into a fighting stance. I lunged towards Popo and he matched each of my punches blow for blow. My ki level is about equal to Popos but he's still much more skillful and used strange moves I couldn't follow. I resorted to going on defense to learn how he fights. Such extraordinary power, It nearly matches my own. If you can manage to control that power the right way you would be able to defeat me. Mr. Popo Said. What Popo teaches Goku here in the original is the founding principles for ultra instinct. I must understand his words. I thought. He taught me how to be more tranquil than the sky but quicker than lightning. I learned to see with more than just my eyes. He tasked me with acting and fighting without making noise from the bell attached to my belt. I will do whatever it takes to become stronger and protect this blue marble. I said enthusiastically. That is good to hear, I will be meeting you now. A voice spoke out from inside the building. That's Kami. Oh awesome! Thanks Mr. Kami! I yelled excitedly. What? You look just like Piccolo! I said mockingly confused and visually on guard. Me and Piccolo were once one. A coin with two opposing sides. A guardian before me. I sensed his end and believed I could be his successor. He sensed within me my impure and proud side that yearned for power and control. Kami stated. I trained until I was able to separate the impure half from my body. My evil half went down to reek madness and havoc. The half you put a stop to. He further elaborated. I sense that same desire in you kakarot. The desire for not only strength but power and control. He said, looking at me seriously. You speak the truth, I said. But I have no means of wreaking havoc like your other half did. I am not from this world, Kami. I've seen a galactic emperor with even the weakest of his soldiers being able to destroy planets with ease. I've gained knowledge on this world and my intentions remain. Any consequence that meets my path will be overridden. I give that my honest word I said staring back at him. We stared at each other for a long period in silence. After what felt like 10 minutes he finally elaborated, what you say is true. Perhaps I can trust you young warrior. In spite of your terrifying power and strange intentions. Kami said. He warned me of Piccolo being alive through his reincarnation and that I must train up here for 3 years to train for the next world tournament to beat him. I understand. Kami. I said, determined.
Power Levels
Kakarot (post ultra divine water) 1000
Mr. Popo: 1030
Kami: 220
King piccolo (young): 260