3 years had passed and I made it to Papaya Island in time. I met up with everyone. Wow must I say a couple of us grew. Except Krillin of course. I grew a couple of inches. Reaching a height of 6 foot 4 inches. Bulma grew more beautiful. Her ample breast got bigger and looked to be about Double F cups tits now and it looks like she cut her hair shorter. She looked like a sexy grown woman. I slept like a baby that night. Wow Bulma, you look amazing, I said blushing. Wow, looks like someone grew too. She said, looking at me. You look like a model now. She said, So do you. I replied. You've gotten a sexier kid. Launch said walking up to me. Ya look like a cougar's wet dream. T…thank you launch, I said blushing. We all went out and ate some food. I slept like a baby that night.
The next day…..
We were all gearing up in the tournament lobby and Roshi- agh. I mean Jackie Chun was there. Yamcha, Krillin and I greeted him. The preliminaries started and Yamcha faded some mohawk looking dude with 1 jab. DAMN! I said. That was fire Yamcha. I said looking at him. Haha. Thanks. He said blushing. Krillin had to face Andre the Giant. Krillin flipped this man out of the ring by his ring finger. While we were congratulating Krillin this Nigga Tien tried pressing us but he should've known we wasn't going for that. Author's Note: I'm still black. Ah hell nah, both yall niggas are evil. I will put a belt to both of yall asses. I said when they walked up. Yamcha and Tien had a little Mexican Standoff but my goat Jackie Chun told them to settle down. Tien faced a literal sumo wrestler. He faded that big bitch with a 4 piece. It was finally my turn and I was facing Hercule Satan. But Black. His name was King Choppa. What a baller ass name. I feel bad now for what happened next. He tried hitting me with his 8 handed technique but I swept his feet knocking him forward and landing a double legged kick to his face leaving a dirty ass footprint on him as he fell out of the ring. Roshi was facing a big ass bear in the next match. I mean.. I fuck it. Roshi destroyed the bear with a 3 piece, imagining it was me. We crushed our next few opponents. We took a 90 minute break and Tien started bullying a cook but Yamcha stepped in. They were about to initiate a fight with each other but Chun stopped them again. We went into the final preliminaries and this fuck nigga Tien damn near slimed out Nam. That's my dawg. Author's Note: I'm Still Black. I will beat the dogshit out of this Walmart lex-luthor triclops ass nigga. We made it to the quarterfinals. FIRST MATCH! YAMCHA VERSUS TIEN SHINHAN. BEGIN! The announcer exclaimed. They were going blow for blow at first. This shit felt like high level martial arts. It was very entertaining. Yamcha looked like he had Tien on the ropes but Tien started getting angry and started putting palms on Yamcha but he got sloppy and left some openings. They looked about dead even. Yamcha prepared a new technique. WOLF FANG FIST ROLLINGWIND Yamcha exclaimed. It wasn't enough apparently as Tien began matching him blow for blow. The fight was intense and it was even more awesome to see in person. Yamcha managed to knock him down but Tien got up laughing. Yamcha charged up the technique again but Tien shrugged off the hits. They began clashing again. Yamcha charged a successful kamehameha wave. KAMEHAMEHA!!! He exclaimed. Launching the large blue beam at Tien. Tien launched it back with his own special move forcing Yamcha to dodge. Hurting a large number of people. He jumped to the place Yamcha moved, landing a brutal kick to his solar plexus. Breaking his leg once he hit the ground. TIEN SHINAN WINS! The announcer exclaimed. YAMCHA! Puar exclaimed! Are you okay? Puar carried Yamcha to the hospital. Hehe, tough break. Tien said. I turned to Tien with a death glare. Huh? Tien said confused and a short hint nervous. If you weren't capable of benevolence like every other human on this blue orb. I would've sent you to hell. But I think I will just beat the shit out of you tomorrow. I said in an emotionless tone. Villanize me all you wa- That's not what I said. I interrupted, suddenly appearing next to the bald 3 eyed man. I said I would beat the shit out of you. I walked away after that not wanting to hear another word the bald man had to say. He was stunned wondering how I appeared behind him without him sensing me.
The next day. ..
SECOND MATCH! HAKOSA VERSUS JACKIE CHUN! BEGIN! The announcer exclaimed. Author's note: since Roshi never blew up the moon Manwolf never wanted to compete so I added in a random OC. Meet Hakosa, this dude is Ekosa's dad. The poor guy's son's gonna get embarrassed by my son in the future. His facial features and hair are similar to his son but he has a green jacket on and some ugly ass sideburns. Regardless he got embarrassed all the same as Wolfma- I mean Manwolf in the original. Chun finished the fight with a kick to the back of the neck knocking the dude out of the ring. JACKIE CHUN, WINS! The announcer exclaimed. The crowd flooded with cheer. After that boring fight we moved onto the 3rd fight.
THIRD MATCH! KRILLIN VERSUS CHIAOTZU! BEGIN! The announcer yelled. I don't know what the fuck chiaotzu is but he flys very weird. Anyways he was flying and Krillin thought he was tripping balls. Until he finally brought his A game. Putting chiaotzu back on the defensive until he flew upwards. He hit Krillin with the same move as Tao Pai Pai. Dodan RAY! He screamed. Long story short one of the preliminary dudes got slimed in broad daylight. DAMN! How the hell does he know Tao Pai Pai's move? I asked, shocked. How do you know Mercenary Tao? Tien said, walking up to me. I defeated him, he tried hitting me with a grenade in a last ditch effort but I knocked it back to him. I said with an emotionless look on my face. Tien had a shocked look on his face before saying, "I see" then walking away. Jackie Chun walked up to me warning me of my grave mistake telling me how Crane Master Shen is Tao Pai Pai's Brother. But back to the match, apparently Chiaotzu is directionally challenged and Krillin Started exploiting it. Chiatzou hit the dude with a dodon ray but Krillin charged a Kamehameha and dodged out of the way and hit him point blank. KAMEHAMEHA!!! Krillin yelled. Chiaoutzu nearly hit the ground but flew back into the ring before hitting Krillin with a new move. Stomach on fire technique, WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS WEIRD ASS WHITE CREATURE HAVE ALL THESE STRANGE ABILITIES. WHAT THE HELL IS A CHIAOUTZU! I exclaimed in my head. Krillin got pieced up by chiaotzu before he figured out his other weird ass weakness. Basic math. Krillin tripped him up with simple addition and subtraction and the little guy folded like a lawnchair. Krillin punched him out of the ring shortly after. THE WINNER BY KNOCKOUT IS KRILLIN! The announcer exclaimed. The crowd began to roar.