Another pink pillar crashed down at the sacred land. Where is that boy! Tao Pai Pai exclaimed to Bora and Upa. I don't know what Kakarot's doing, but I know he's getting stronger. Bora replied. Fine, I will kill you 2 to bring him out. He will pay for embarrassing the great Tao Pai Pai. Or I could just kill you this time. I said atop a hill staring at Tao. AGH! YOU AGAIN! Tao exclaimed. YOU WILL PAY FOR EMBARRASSING ME! The mercenary said angrily. Kakarot you're back! Upa yelled excitedly. I'll give you 3 seconds Tao, stop being an insecure bastard and leave or never breathe manually again. YOU DARE MOCK ME! The mercenary yelled while charging towards me. I dodged his attack and hit him with a double legged kick into the air. I jumped up and landed a tornado kick launching him into the nearby forest before meeting him down there. The assassin got back on his feet charging ahead again but I parried each hit landing an even more devastating blow in return. ARGH, OW! HOW DARE Y- I interrupted the assassin once again landing several blows across his face and torso before landing several kicks to his face and finishing with a roundhouse kick. While the man was staggered I uppercutted him into the air before leaping up to land a double legged side kick to his ribs. ARGH! The mercenary yelled. Damn you child! PREPARE FOR MY DODON RAY! Tao said while charging the technique. DODAN RAY! He yelled, shooting a yellow beam from his finger. HELL NAW! I said, slapping the beam away. WHAT! NO ONE HAS EVER WITHSTOOD MY DODON RAY NOBODY! The mercenary yelled. Yeah that ain't it yo. I yelled. He pulled a sword out of a capsule but I blocked every one of his attacks with a finger yardrat goku style before suddenly adding some force shattering the blade into several pieces. I need no weapon to defeat you. I said confidently. Tao threw a rock at Upa to distract me but his dad tackled him out of the way. I looked up and saw him running up the tower. Meh. I said dismissively. Kakarot are you not worried about Tao surpassing you? Bora asked disturbed. His dumbass probably gonna threaten master Korin for the tap water. Tap water? Upa said, confused. Yeah turns out what makes you stronger is the actual training itself, not the water. His dumbass finna come back down here thinking he got stronger when all he did was sip some tap water. I said exasperatedly. I will deal with him in the morning, I said in a reassuring voice. I'm kinda hungry. The next day….
WAAAAHHHHH. Tao exclaimed, falling back down. You good mud? I asked. I am going to kill you, any last words. I stared at him silently. Very well then, he said arrogantly. He charged at me and I waited till he was an inch away from my face before suddenly. Leaving an afterimage where I once was. I kicked the mercenary in the back of his head with my arms crossed. You should quit. I said. I GIVE UP! YOU WIN! The mercenary exclaimed. I will never hurt another soul again, I'm sorry. What do yall think? I said looking back when I sensed a shift in the air looking back and seeing a grenade I caught before flinging back at the retreating tao pai pai. The bomb blew up in the man's face. Adios, I said sarcastically. I appreciate your help Bora and Upa. I will make sure to visit you two again someday, goodbye. I said flying away.