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My System is Not Serious (18+)

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"[Ding! Match successful, host has obtained the Sugar Daddy System, activating unlimited money mode.]" "[Ding! Please have the host make the female lead, who has caught your interest and is now bound to you, transform into your devoted follower. Successful transformation will reward enhancement attribute points.]" With the system's possession, the journey of a loser's rise begins... ------------------------------------------------------------- Want (20+) extra chapters? PATREON LINK: patreon.com/CliffTrevor
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1

Volume 1, Chapter 1At two in the morning, the city was still a sea of traffic, a place of neon lights and flowing wine, filled with an air of decadent luxury.

At the corner of the sidewalk, Chen Jiahao sat on his electric scooter, zoning out. Bored, he scrolled through his phone, waiting to see if any new delivery orders would come in.

Chen Jiahao absently smoked what should have been his first post-coital cigarette, despite not having actually had sex, despite still being a virgin.

But thinking back on what had just happened, he felt so dazed he wondered if it was all a dream. A woman that beautiful.

Now, Chen Jiahao was filled with regret. He shouldn't have angered her so impulsively. He should have taken advantage of the situation and slept with her before she started her drunken rampage.

An hour ago, he had accepted a delivery order: to take a bottle of high-proof sorghum liquor from a convenience store to a high-end hotel.

For a delivery driver, this was a perfectly ordinary job. But when he knocked on the door, a thick wave of alcohol hit him, nearly making Chen Jiahao faint.

"Ma'am, hello. Here is your delivery, please check it."

After reciting the standard line, Chen Jiahao looked up and was dumbfounded.

The person who opened the door was a stark naked woman, her hair a mess, her face flushed with alcohol. Her gaze was hazy, yet held a hint of hysterical madness.

Her body was as pale and smooth as silk, clearly fresh from a shower, with a slight, enticing flush.

The drunken woman's face was flushed, but her features were exquisite. Her vibrant, spirited looks were reminiscent of the actress Rosamund Kwan in her prime, with a mature, bewitching charm that was in no way inferior to any celebrity's.

There were faint traces of tears on her face, but that didn't detract from the stunning impression she made at first sight.

She was tall and slender, her breasts perfectly round, like freshly steamed buns. Not only were they pale and beautiful, but her nipples were also exceptionally delicate, a girlish pink.

The curve of her slender, snake-like waist was also lovely, especially with her defined abs, which made her breasts stand out even more.

Her ass was full and perky, and her legs were long and shapely. Her delicate, jade like feet were utterly alluring.

One could tell at a glance that she worked out; her proportions were flawless, without a single imperfection. To call such a figure a work of art would be no exaggeration.

"Th-this..."

Still a virgin, Chen Jiahao was instantly stunned speechless.

He had watched countless adult videos, but this was the first time he had seen a real woman's body, and one so fiery and perfect. The impact was overwhelming.

"You're not bad looking... hehe..."

"Handsome, am I beautiful!!!"

The drunken woman giggled, then suddenly yanked Chen Jiahao into the room and slammed the door shut.

Chen Jiahao's mind went blank and his legs turned to jelly. Her push sent him falling onto the bed. Disoriented, he scrambled to get up.

The drunken woman immediately straddled Chen Jiahao, her crotch grinding against his penis through his pants. She panted, "Don't move, or... I'll scream and say you're raping me."

"I, I, ma'am, you're the one who's not wearing any clothes... This has nothing to do with me. I'm just an honest guy trying to make a living. Don't do this to me."

The drunken woman gave a bewitching smile, let out a hiccup, and reached for Chen Jiahao's belt, threatening him, "In the middle of the night, a delivery driver like you sees a female guest and can't control himself..."

"Who do you think the police will believe, you or me, if I call them?"

Hearing this, Chen Jiahao's scalp went numb. This was supposed to be a lucky encounter, right?

But the woman was clearly drunk, acting crazy and a bit hysterical. He had no idea what she really wanted.

"That's right, just stay put for me..."

The drunken woman smiled with satisfaction and pulled down Chen Jiahao's pants and underwear together. His limp penis was instantly exposed.

She frowned with disgust, glanced at it, then grabbed a wet wipe and started wiping his penis.

"Ah..."

Chen Jiahao cried out in pain. She had pulled down his foreskin a little too hard, and it genuinely hurt.

"Men are so filthy. You don't pay attention to hygiene..."

The drunken woman snorted in disdain. Looking at his lifeless penis, she glanced at Chen Jiahao and said, "Why is it soft? Am I not attractive enough?"

Chen Jiahao didn't dare to anger her now, so he could only say with a wry smile, "Ma'am, I, I'm just..."

He was so nervous he was incoherent. After all, he was pinned to a bed by a strange, naked woman.

Even though she was a beautiful, stunningly figured, celebrity-level beauty, any normal person would be dumbfounded in a situation like this.

"You can't be impotent, can you!!!"

The drunken woman fondled his penis for a while. Seeing it was still limp, she said with disdain, "What a waste of my effort..."

"I'm not impotent!!!"

No man could stand to hear that. Chen Jiahao immediately sat up, his face resolute in protest.

"If you're not impotent, then why isn't it hard!!!"

The drunken woman gave a provocative sneer, her expression saying, 'If you're useless, don't bother talking tough.'

Although the situation was bizarre, the woman before him was a living, breathing, ravishing beauty. After calming down slightly, Chen Jiahao began to feel a stirring of desire.

"I didn't take any pills. How could it get hard from you touching it a couple of times!!!"

The drunken woman paused for a moment, then grabbed Chen Jiahao's hand and placed it on her beautiful breast. It was a perfect C-cup, just enough to fit in one hand, with a lovely, bowl-like shape.

"There's a reaction now..."

The drunken woman continued to mutter, one hand stroking his penis while the other fondled his testicles.

Chen Jiahao felt like his head was about to explode. In his twenty years of life, this was the first time he had ever touched a woman's body, the first time he had ever touched a woman's breast.

He subconsciously squeezed. The feeling was incomparably soft yet elastic. The momentary contact was so thrilling it gave him goosebumps all over.

"I'm letting you touch it, and you still don't dare to feel it... So useless!!"

The drunken woman let out a sultry moan, then looked at Chen Jiahao with contempt.

Fuck it... Better to die under a peony tree than to live a life of mediocrity.

Although the situation was bizarre, as a hot-blooded young virgin, Chen Jiahao couldn't take it anymore. He pulled her into an embrace and excitedly began to lick her snow white neck.

His hands, meanwhile, were not polite at all, vigorously kneading the pair of beautiful breasts, wantonly savoring their exquisite feel.

"Gently... You're going to crush my tits, ahhh... The reaction's even stronger!!!"

The drunken woman let out a soft, enchanting moan. Seeing the penis in her hand begin to show signs of stirring, her eyes misty, she gritted her teeth and said, "Bastard... You actually want to break up with me."

"You think no one will want me... All I have to do is crook my finger, and there'll be plenty of men..."