The three strongest warriors under Tapio had finally appeared on the battlefield, but something about them was not as noble as their positions might suggest.
"Hey, you rock head, can you stop putting sand in my eyes?!?"
"Watch your manners you savage, I am not going to tolerate your insolence if you keep that up."
"You know we have the same rank, right? Or did you turn your brain into that sandstorm?"
"Even if I had no intelligence at all I would still be smarter than you."
"*sigh* Can you guys stop arguing and focus on the mission at hand?"
"But he started it!"
"No one cares."
The two other warriors were so shocked that they shut up instantly.
"Now, where are those ants?"
On the other side of the battlefield...
"Yumud,re those really their commanders?"
"Indeed Pyro. They are Sneaky[1], the concept of rock, Villtir Skepna[2], the concept of an animal, and Primalloma[3], the concept of temperature."
"Then we should be the ones to fight them, after all, we are the commanders fighting this war."
"About that... My powers are not going to affect them at all, so I'm useless."
"If you can't help, Lust, then go ahead and call Kyle."
"Why didn't we do that from the start?"
"Adam's orders."
"Okay, make sure not to engage without him."
A chill then went down Pyro's spine, in spite of half of the battlefield being on fire and the other entirely flooded.
"There they are, the pests that are in the frontlines of this war."
Said a voice full of shivers of cold.
"Even pests are above them..."
Said a deep, robotic voice.
"For once we agree on something."
Said a voice that was on the edge of a wild beast's cry and a humanoid voice.
"So... Which one are you brutes picking to fight?"
"Guess I'll go for the pile of trash down there."
Said Villtir.
"Then I'll go for the fire dude."
Added Sneaky.
"That leaves me with... The huge water monstrocity... Are you two seriously that afraid of water?"
Garb was steadily beating Tapio's ranks when he noticed a giant shadow nearing him. He looked up and saw a giant paw about to crush him, and thus he made pointy surfaces of trash. As Villtir's foot connected to the trash towers they shattered into a million pieces, but he was soon screaming. The pain was so great because it was like stepping on a giant lego, meaning it hurts like hell.
Sensing his opponent's pain, Garb followed up by growing so large that a skyscraper would be smaller, the same size as Villtir.
He then punched Villtir, who caught the punch and swiped Garb. Fortunately, Garb's nature in this size meant he could repair any damage done to him.
These two were throwing punch after punch against the other.
Garb made tentacles out of trash to try and hit the great beast, but with a single and powerful roar, the trash tentacles dispersed.
"Hey, you damn feces smelling bastard. Did you seriously believe you could beat me by making a few tentacles? It does not matter to me whether you have one or a million appendages, cause I'll just destroy them and defeat you."
"You sure talk a lot for another on of these animals."
"I'm not just another animal, I am Villtir and my name is the last on you will ever hear... erm... what's your name?"
"I'm Garb."
"Okay. I am Villnir and my name is the last one you shall hear, you understand, Garb?"
"Now that is more threatening, but while I like the spirit, I will not lose."
They then proceeded to punch each other and as the punches collided, shockwaves were felt through the conceptual realm.
What is an animal?
Animals are a group of multicellular eukaryotic organisms, meaning that unlike bacteria, an animal's DNA is contained in a membrane bound nucleus. Along with plants, it is animals that make up humanity's sentiment of life on earth.
Animals are experts at evolving and adapting to their surroundings, otherwise they would all just perish. This characteristic is shared by Villnir Skepna, who uses all of earth animal's characteristics[4] to his own benefit.
Punch after punch and shockwave after shockwave the two fighters just had to get the upper hand on the other. Garb's next punch was just a decoy to make sure he could grab hold of Skepna's arm. The punch collided and trash enveloped Skepna's arm. as a counter, Skepna sent out a huge electric shock. though it destroyed Garb's plan, Garb did not falter and went in by shooting cannonballs and bullets lost at sea.
Villtir stepped backwards to regain his footing and when he did, he went for a slash, but it was countered by Garb using the swords of the fallen, which were forgotten over time.
Had it been a contest of raw strength, Villtir would've had an advantage. This is due to him having the proportional strength of an ant relative to his 100 meter height and 150 meter length. The problem is that Garb has a great capacity for reducing damage suffered thanks to his abilities.
Garb went for another volley of cannonballs but Villtir flew up in the air and, as he dodged the cannonballs, he sent a pulse which threw Garb off balance.
Garb was pushing the limits of his abilities, and so he made more tentacles and used ooze to try and make the ground a hazard that Skepna could not come near.
The already infuriated Skepna was only getting angrier and angrier.
"Stop with these puny traps, they will not be at all effective on me. I shall never lose to someone who only knows how to use dirty trickery."
"Fighting dirty is still a way of fighting, and it is my prefered way of beating simple minded and battle hungry opponents."
"So this is how you're going to fight? Then I shall end you quicker."
"Try me!"
Villnir was flying as fast as he could while dodging attacks from all sides. Hands made out of ooze tried to grab him but he dodged them as swiftly as the wind. Garb erected multiple barriers of trash and Skepna destroyed them, but when he destroyed the last one he was met with a barrage of cannonballs. Thankfully, he'd made a spider web to deflect them at Garb, who stumbled backwards.
Garb used a giant net to bind Villnir but he slashed it to make a path for himself. Garb was about to get hit and used all of his remaining conceptual energy to try and block the attack with both the tentacles and his makeshift giant body, but it was of no use.
Skepna had thrown such a powerful punch that it broke through the last ditch effort of Garb.
"You did well in this fight. I will remember your name, Garb."
Said Villnir as his punch connected, or so it seemed, because a grey light enveloped Garb.
Kyle, the concept of emotion, had finally appeared to represent humanity in this fight.
[1] Sneaky Golem is a meme of a clash royale card, the golem. The sneaky golem is a card that is put on a deck where it does not belong and is not played until a moment where you surprise your opponent with the golem, hence it being sneaky.
[2] "Villtir Skepna" is Icelandic for "Wild Beast", hence the name
[3] Primalona is a name that was created by two words, Primal and Lona. the primal part comes from the primal forms of the weather trio from pokemon, which I found fitting. Loma, on the other hand, is the town where the greatest temperature change in a 24 hour period ever occurred. It is a town which belongs to Montana, USA.
[4] Except Human's for plot reasons