That's when I finally decided to intervene. I sent my trusty stone glider to safety.
I jumped in front of Batman and the wave of flames, raised one hand, and with a Force push, I started pushing the flames back towards the Parademon. The Parademon was engulfed in his own fire, and the rooftop was too. But then the Parademon emerged from the flames completely unharmed. I was thinking about breaking the Parademon's neck, but I've decided to just see what's gonna happen.
And then out of nowhere, a massive green Train appeared behind the Parademon,it was created by Green Lantern, and slammed into him, pushing him into the wall.
I assumed the Parademon was probably knocked out, so I went over to Batman. Green Lantern followed me. Then that idiot started shining his green light on us and said, "Batman?? You're real????" Then he turned to me. "And who are you supposed to be? Some wannabe ninja?"
That actually kind of offended me, but i quickly Realized that this guy was just trying to ragebait me, so i calmly said
"You can call me Darth Revan, but now just turn the light off before anyone see us"
But you know Lantern that guy can't do anything people tell him to do so he ignored me and kept yapping
"I had that guy, none of you should have intervened"
I looked at Batman, and he looked back at me. This guy was a lost cause, but i kept trying "Just turn the damm light off before they see us" and batman nodded in agreement.
But it was too late anyway.
the green light was gone, replaced by the bright white spotlight of Gotham police helicopters. There were three helicopters hovering above.
"This is Gotham Police! Put your hands in the air! I SAID Put your hands in the air!"
Lantern raised his hands while Batman and I just stood there doing nothing. I hoped they wouldn't shoot me, I really had no desire to kill innocent people.
Lantern said, "We didn't click together."
Then Batman started speaking: "The world fears us."
"You say that like you want it to be true," Lantern replied.
Batman added, "It's necessary."
And honestly, I agreed with Batman.So i said, "Everyone fears the unknown, and the fact that we're destroying public property doesn't really help our case".
Well, I hadn't destroyed anything,it was Lantern and Batman. This was literally my first day on this job!
Then I felt it. My instincts told me to dodge, and my ears picked up the growl. With the IQ of a Chinese protagonist, I figured out the Parademon had woken up. Batman realized it too, the only one still clueless was Lantern. The Parademon unleashed another wave of fire from its mouth. I stepped to the side, and Batman, who was right next to Lantern, shouted, "Watch out!" and saved Lantern from becoming KFC-Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Meanwhile, I watched as the Parademon started flying away. I didn't intend to stop him; he could lead us straight to the place where he wanted to plant that portal bomb, or whatever it was.
Batman ran off and told us, "Grab your stuff and disappear." Then he fired his grappler, wrapping the hook around the Parademon's leg, and just before leaping off the roof, he said, "Gotham is mine."
Who the hell would even want Gotham? No one, absolutely no one.
I turned to Lantern, and summoned my trusty stone glider, and together we followed after Batman. When we caught up, Lantern said, "Well, my turf is this entire star sector!" Immediately after, I added, "Well protecting the world is kinda entertaining you know." Batman turned to me, as if he was trying to study me then he turned to Lantern and just said "I see".
Lantern took it personally. "I'm not joking! I'm the Green Lantern, damn it!" Then, from Lantern's ring, green light burst out and formed into the shape of a giant bear trap in front of the Parademon. But the Parademon flew right through before it could snap shut.
Then Lantern started firing green light beams at the Parademon. Meanwhile, I was talking with Jarvis, just chilling.
"Isn't Gotham really interesting, Jarvis?, like there's so many things happening, I'll bet that right now there is are at least 3 robberies happening right now"
"Indeed it is, sir. But what is that creature that we are chasing right now, sir?"
"They're called Parademons. They're Darkseid's slaves. Basically, they used to be living beings who were kidnapped, mutated, and brainwashed into becoming these Parademons."
"That sounds… rather cruel, sir. And who exactly is this Darkseid you're talking about, sir?"
"Well, Darkseid is from the race known as the New Gods. As the name suggests, they're godlike beings. He also rules the planet called Apokolips, it's basically hell. Darkseid is searching for the Anti-Life Equation. If he finds it, he'll be able to control all free will in the universe."
"That does sound quite complicated, sir."
"And it is trust me on that Jarvis."
Just as I finished talking with Jarvis, I saw the Parademon unleash another wave of fire at Batman. But Batman dodged, and so did I. The flames ended up hitting Lantern, who wasn't expecting it at all. Luckily, Lantern managed to create a protective bubble around himself in time. Meanwhile, I kept chasing Batman and the Parademon.
Batman smashed through someone's windows as he crashed inside. I actually felt bad for those poor people, they were going to have to buy new windows, and those were ridiculously overpriced because it's the USA, if i wasn't filthy rich my biggest fear would be probably hospitals, those bills are just too big.
Meanwhile i was thinking about bills,Batman leapt onto a rooftop, and while running, he fired another hook at a chimney. Then he connected his two grappling hooks, or whatever they were, together, trying to stop the Parademon.
And guess what?
Of course it didn't work. The Parademon pulled, and the chimney collapsed. They had already destroyed several things, and I just hoped that if the police caught us, they wouldn't blame me for destruction of public property. BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
The Parademon flew over a crane, so Batman had to climb up onto it and then jumped straight onto the Parademon's back. But… that was a mistake. The Parademon tilted forward, and basically used Batman's body to smash straight through a building, leaving a massive line across it where you could see the interior. Then, when the Parademon noticed another building in front of him, he slammed into it with his back, oh, and Batman was on his back, sooooooooo..... Yeah that must have hurt as hell.
The Parademon tried to fly off, but the hook still tied to his leg wouldn't let him. Right then, I noticed a green light coming toward us. I used the Force and pushed the Parademon straight into Lantern's arms. Lantern immediately created a giant vice and clamped it down on the Parademon's wings, holding him in place.
But apparently, the Parademon didn't care.
With every ounce of strength it could muster, it tore itself free from Lantern's vice, ripping its wings off in the process. It didn't even look like that bothered it.
The Parademon came crashing down onto a few cars with its massive body, and the cars exploded. And then… the Parademon vanished.
We all went to see where it had gone. There was fire everywhere. Honestly, I couldn't blame people for hating superheroes. I'd hate them too if they destroyed the car I'd spent two years saving up for.