1. Escape Plan #47: Run and Regret Later
Seven days.
That's how long I had to choose one girl to marry, or I'd be locked in "eternal romantic limbo."
Which I'm pretty sure is what my entire harem life already is.
So naturally, I did the only logical thing a man facing impossible romantic pressure would do:
I ran away.
"Where are you even going?!" Airi yelled as I sprinted down the hallway with nothing but a duffel bag full of snacks, a hoodie, and a full-size body pillow of myself (long story).
"Away!" I shouted. "To a place where demon marriage pacts don't exist!"
"You mean… literally nowhere?!"
Fair.
But still, I dove headfirst into the glowing portal that opened in my closet.
I didn't know where it led.
I also didn't know it had been set to "Random Fantasy Kingdom: Chaos Difficulty."
2. Welcome to Elfangard, the Kingdom of Mistaken Identity
I landed in a meadow. Not bad.
Birds chirped. Sparkling rivers. Friendly mushrooms waved. Normal stuff.
