1. Group Date Disaster Planning Committee
It was Airi's idea.
And that's how you know things were already doomed.
"We need a group date," she said, holding a clipboard. "To strengthen team synergy, reduce jealousy, and maybe—just maybe—keep Ayaka from setting anything else on fire."
Ayaka: "I make no promises."
Mirelle: "Do I have to go?"
Lilith: "I vote for wine and a spa instead."
Chainsaw-Chan revved her chainsaw. "If I'm not invited, I'll carve my name into the moon."
Luna: "We need emotional healing. Or at least less stabbing."
Sayuri nodded. "I'll bring snacks."
Me: "Can I just stay in bed?"
Everyone: "NO."
2. The Date Location: Magical Wedding Expo (Why Tho)
We were supposed to go to a neutral, calm place.
So of course the portal malfunctioned and dumped us in the Magical Interdimensional Wedding Expo.
Yes, that's real.
There were:
Floating cake tastings,
Talking veils offering "spicy vows,"