1. Who Even Is This Timeline Wife?!
Let's recap.
I was already dealing with:
A fire princess with anger issues (and fireworks in her purse),
An ice queen who expresses affection via hypothermia,
A tsundere ninja who could probably kill me in my sleep,
A moon goddess who heals me only after I suffer,
A demoness who thinks jealousy is foreplay,
And Chainsaw-Chan, my underworld fiancée with a bouquet made of literal bones.
Now?
A mystery woman from a deleted timeline has shown up with my name inked on her wrist, claiming she's my first wife.
And she's calm. Too calm.
She introduced herself like this:
"My name is Arisu. And in the timeline that was erased to protect the universe, we were married."
Me: "Ha. Haha. I think I need to lie down."
2. Emotional Nuclear War in the Library
Before I could process anything, Luna whispered:
"We have to verify the marriage."
