1. It's Not a Dream, It's a Designer Disaster
I woke up to the horrifying realization that:
I was wearing a dress.
It was a wedding dress.
It had lace. And frills. And sparkles. Lots of sparkles.
"Okay," I muttered. "Either this is a nightmare, or I finally snapped and joined a cosplay cult."
Then I saw the full-length mirror.
There I stood:
White gown. Diamond tiara. High heels (two sizes too small).
And worst of all—
Cleavage enchantment active.
"WHAT KIND OF MAGICAL TRAP IS THIS?!"
2. Introducing: The Wedding Simulation Chamber
Before I could tear the cursed gown off, the chamber doors opened.
Airi stepped in wearing a headset and sipping coffee. "Welcome to the Trial of Matrimonial Acceptance!"
"The what?"
"Fancy name for: We're forcing you through fake weddings with each girl to see who you react to best."
"You kidnapped me into a magical wedding simulator?!"
Airi nodded. "Yup. You passed out, so we fast-tracked your fate. This is Chapter 25. Time to commit."
