1. The Demon of Dating Returns
There are exactly three times in life when you know you're in trouble:
When your teacher calls you by your full name.
When your mom starts using emojis in serious texts.
When your forgotten childhood fiancée returns from the underworld wielding a floral chainsaw.
Guess which one I was dealing with?
Chainsaw-Chan—whose real name, it turns out, is Reika—descended upon the castle courtyard like a bride-themed boss battle from a JRPG.
She grinned, cracked her neck, and shouted:
"Hey, girls! I'm here to reclaim my man!"
Ayaka lit her hair on fire instantly. "Over my toasted body!"
Sayuri drew her sword. "Finally. A worthy opponent."
Mirelle summoned a blizzard. "This castle isn't big enough for six."
Lilith poured wine. "This is the best day ever."
Luna just sighed. "Can we not turn our love lives into a bloodbath? Again?"
And me? I fainted.
2. A Wedding War Council
