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Nobody Runs From The Tax Collector

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Just when it seemed like Hell broke loose—dimensional rifts opened, monsters poured in, and humanity awakened into powerful beings called Players—the world forgot one important thing: Taxes. With strength came arrogance. Players, now superior to normal citizens, stopped paying taxes. The Player Bureau Association became a joke. Governments collapsed. Power ruled. But Bennison Crowfield, a low-level IRS desk jockey with a burning hatred for tax dodgers, wasn't laughing. Then he awakened—not as a Mage, not as a Mythical Dragon Summoner—but as something far worse: a Tax Collector Class of unknown rank. Now armed with skills that can seize experience, stats, items, and even souls, Ben doesn’t just collect taxes—he enforces System Law. Refuse to pay? Get debuffed, sealed, or foreclosed. Even the rift gates themselves now owe back taxes. And whether you’re a level 500 raid boss, a god of lightning, or a smug Player flaunting your power—you will pay. Because nobody runs from the IRS.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: IRS Just Awakened

Ben walked through the crumbling streets of Washington D.C., shoulders hunched, hands buried deep in his coat pockets. He was just another guy who'd once harbored modest dreams: a stable job, a livable wage, maybe health insurance. Five years ago, before the world tore itself apart, that was the extent of his ambition. Back then, he was one of millions—jobless, invisible, flinging résumés into the digital void and praying someone, anyone, would read one. They never did.

Then everything changed.

Dimensional rifts tore the sky like wet paper, spilling forth horrors humanity had only imagined. Monsters—real ones—poured out, and chaos followed. To most, it was the apocalypse, the end of everything. To Ben, it was… a twisted kind of grace. A reset. If the world was ending, at least he didn't have to stress about rejection emails or eviction notices. It was freedom, in a way—a temporary reprieve from the crushing weight of mundane failure.

Until humanity struck back.

People began to awaken. No one knew why, but suddenly, ordinary men and women could summon fire, bend shadows, or call down lightning—powers ripped straight out of a video game. Society reformed around them, adapting to the new reality. Civilization, battered but not broken, limped forward. And so began the era of the Players.

The awakened became celebrities, soldiers, and de facto rulers. They didn't just fight monsters; they shaped the new world. Mana stones from defeated creatures replaced fossil fuels. Guilds replaced corporations. Dungeon raids and portal expeditions became industries—taxable ones, in theory.

Ben sat alone in his IRS office, buried in the dust-choked remnants of a gutted federal complex. The flickering fluorescent bulb above cast a sickly glow on his perpetually scowling face. He sighed. The IRS still existed—technically. He was the only one left in the D.C. branch. A one-man department. A symbol. Proof the system still pretended to work.

He hated Players. Not for their power itself—he understood the allure of strength in a world gone mad. He hated them for what they represented: chaos masquerading as progress. They were flashy gods with no responsibility, flaunting their abilities while the very foundations of society crumbled beneath their feet.

In a world of demigods and dungeon loot, Ben was a bureaucratic fossil, clinging to protocol in a society that barely remembered taxes existed. Everyone now worshipped guilds and raiding parties. No one cared about income reports or deductible expenses.

"Nobody wants to pay taxes in a world where they can shoot lightning from their fingertips," Ben muttered, the words tasting like dust.

He stared at his cracked monitor, the cursor blinking on a report nobody would read. His inbox was a graveyard of flagged receipts and unfiled player declarations. He submitted them anyway—out of habit, out of stubbornness. Maybe both. Once, the IRS had been feared. Now? It was a joke. The UN had tried regulating Players through the so-called Player Bureau Association, but most awakened were stronger than the systems built to contain them. The Bureau had rules, yes—but no teeth.

And Ben? Ben was a molar. A lonely molar left behind in a jaw that no longer chewed.

His salary barely covered utilities, let alone rent. Internet was a luxury. Food was a gamble. Yet every morning, he still showed up. Still logged in. Still processed files. Because maybe—just maybe—order still mattered. Even if he was the only one who believed it.

That was until a message burned into his vision, searing itself onto his retina:

[ You have been chosen. ]

Ben blinked. And blinked again. A cold dread tightened in his chest. He wasn't elated. No excitement surged. Instead, a pit formed in his stomach. He was about to become exactly what he loathed: a Player.

[ MYTHICAL CLASS ACQUIRED ]

⚖️ Class Assigned: TAX COLLECTORYou have been chosen by the System to enact Order through Obligation. Where others rise through violence, you rise through accountability. Where others hoard, you collect. Where others flee the consequences of their strength, you bring the bill.

"Power unchecked becomes corruption. And corruption, left untaxed, festers into ruin. You are the hand between excess and extinction. You are not feared because of what you destroy— You are feared because you make the powerful pay." —System Codex: Class 000-𝛀, 'Tax Collector'

Ben stared for a long moment, reading the words. The dread began to recede, replaced by a slow, dawning realization. This wasn't about becoming one of them. This was about becoming the antithesis of them. This was about finally having the power to enforce the order he so desperately craved.

Then—slowly—a grin spread across his face. The corner of his lips curled, then widened into a predatory smile. He rubbed his hands together like a villain in a B-movie, a low chuckle rumbling in his chest. He stood and walked toward the cracked mirror above the filing cabinet. Straightened his dusty tie. Nodded to himself.

He wasn't just another forgotten civil servant anymore. He was the System's response to unchecked power.

[ Starter Skill 1: Mark of Debt (Active) ]"All gains shall be accounted for."

Effect: Apply a Tax Mark to any entity (player, monster, boss) that gains EXP or attribute points within a 300m radius.

Tax Mark enforces a 25% EXP and Stat tax, earned within the last 30 days.

Unpaid taxes after the deadline results in:

-25% to all stats

-25% skill effectiveness

Blocked EXP gain

Debuff grows by +3% per month (caps at 85%)

[ Starter Skill 2: Ledger View (Active / Support) ]"Let the numbers speak."

Effect: Reveals a full EXP and Stat earning history of a target within 150m.

Displays:

Net EXP gained (weekly/monthly)

Tax owed

Assets and items

If player is delinquent: shows penalty countdown

Cooldown: 60 seconds

Bonus: Can audit 1 hidden stat or concealed item per use.

Tooltip Summary

[TAX PRESSURE]: 100% – Determines intimidation factor and compliance rate in tax enforcement

[LEDGER CAPACITY]: 10 – Max number of marked entities Ben can track and penalize at once

He scrolled to the bottom of his new interface and read his player profile.

Name: Bennison Crowfield Player Stat Rank: F-Class Assigned Class: Mythical Class – Tax Collector Level: 1 EXP Source: Collection only Class Type: Enforcer | Controller | Growth Suppression Title: "Bearer of the Ledger"

[BASE ATTRIBUTES – ALLOCATED STATS]

Strength: 5

Agility: 4

Intelligence: 7

Endurance: 6

Charisma: 10

Unspent Stat Points: 5

Stat Growth per Level: +5

[CURRENT HP]: 125 [CURRENT MP]: 135 [TAX PRESSURE]: 100% – Max intimidation and penalty baseline [LEDGER CAPACITY]: 10 marked entities

[CLASS EFFECTS – PASSIVES AND RULES]

Cannot gain EXP through combat or kills

Gains 10% of total taxed EXP and stats from others

Can only tax entities up to 5 levels above unless subdued

[SKILLS – ACTIVE & PASSIVE]

Passive Skill – Mark of Debt: Apply a Tax Mark to all entities earning EXP within range. Unpaid tax results in enforced debuffs and collection eligibility.

Active Skill – Ledger View: Reveal full EXP history, stat gain, and possessions of a single target within 150 meters. Cooldown: 60 seconds. Also flags hidden stats and items.

He chuckled, a dry, satisfied sound, as he straightened his spine.

It was time to register with the Player Bureau Association. Not for fame. Not for fortune. He had something better: a system.

And soon enough, the world would learn to fear the IRS again.