EP.1 Arrogant Childhood Friend – 1
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When I was drifting in a light sleep,
what reached my ears was the sound of the front door suddenly swinging open.
"Hey! Choi Taeyang, I'm here."
The person who invaded my studio apartment was not a stranger.
Rather, it was someone I'd known for so long that it was almost tiresome.
My eyes were still tightly shut,
but just from the voice, I could tell who it was.
Her name was Choi Seoyeon.
She was my longtime childhood friend-and the most bothersome one.
"Hey! The sun is shining so brightly, and you're still asleep?"
"Namiseo… just go away…"
I replied in a sleepy voice, but
Seoyeon showed no sign of leaving.
Instead, I heard her footsteps boldly approaching.
"You jerked off again last night, didn't you?"
"Ah, damn… don't say things like that…"
It's been years since I've heard that every time Seoyeon barged into my room.
Every time, it annoyed me so much it was hard to ignore.
In the end, the annoyance forced my eyes open.
"Ah… I was sleeping well, so why again?"
"Uh…? I just came to hang out. Since you live alone, no one else comes, right? Because you have no friends."
"Maybe if you didn't come, others would visit more often."
"Hmph. Bluffing."
As expected, the intelligence of a childhood friend can't be underestimated.
Seoyeon knew well that she was the only one who would come.
"Enough, I'm going back to sleep."
I ignored her and closed my eyes again to try to sleep.
But I couldn't ignore the presence getting closer.
"Hmph… Are you really going to sleep?"
"I want to sleep. Let me."
"Even though I brought alcohol?"
"If I drink and sleep, I'll get a hangover. And we're the same age, so why do you call yourself 'noona'?"
"I brought chicken from the chicken place, so get up!"
Suddenly, I felt a heavy weight on my body.
The pressure pressing on my chest made me gasp for breath.
"Gah…! Damn… how much do you weigh…"
"Hey! There's nothing you can't say to a woman."
"Do women fly away in the wind…? I almost died…"
Thanks to that, my sleep was already gone.
I'm not particularly greedy, but I had no choice but to eat the alcohol and chicken Seoyeon brought.
"I'm not heavy!"
I thought the attack would end after one go.
But Seoyeon clung to my body as if she was upset.
"Hey… didn't you hear what I said…?"
"I didn't hear."
"Seriously… you're not a kid… Get off. The chicken's getting cold."
"If you say I'm not heavy, I'll let go."
An ordinary guy would have melted here.
A woman's soft chest was rubbing against his back.
But I was different from those shallow guys.
After all, I'd already jerked off last night.
"Fine. Let's say you're not heavy."
"That's not sincere. Be more heartfelt when you beg."
"Ms. Seoyeon, you are lighter than the average woman, but I spoke out of turn with my careless mouth. Yes. So please grant me the chance to eat the chicken."
"Permission granted!"
Seoyeon let go of my body and went down next to the table where the chicken was set.
I sat across from her and started picking at the pickled radish.
"Hey, shouldn't you be wearing something? Don't just walk around in your underwear looking shabby."
"Ah… Now that you mention it, I slept in just my underwear."
At home, I usually just wore a shirt and underwear.
After all, the only person who came and went like it was her own place was Seoyeon.
"Don't you think it's a bit much to be like that when a female guest comes to your house?"
"That's wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"First, you're not a guest, you're a nuisance."
"And second?"
"Second, you're not a woman, but a beast that pounces."
"Oh… I guess you don't want to eat chicken?"
Just as I was about to grab my first piece of chicken,
Seoyeon picked up the whole box of chicken.
"…Cancel."
"Yeah. That's more like it."
To live well, you have to eat with a crooked mouth, as they say.
Even if your mouth is crooked, you have to fill your belly.
I bit into the chicken I'd put back down and reached for the beer.
"So, are you going to eat and then put on clothes?"
"No. If I put them on, it'll be hot, so I'll wear them when it's cold."
"So you're not going to wear them."
"No? How did you know?"
"Fine. Pretty noona will let it slide, so just be careful not to show anything."
"Don't worry. Unless you deliberately look, you won't see anything."
"Who'd want to look at yours? Your dick is small anyway."
There are a few things you shouldn't tease a man about.
One is mocking him for being bad at games, and another is for being small down there.
"Hey, have you seen mine? Don't make up lies when you haven't seen it."
"It's obvious even without seeing it."
"Whatever. What's the point of showing you my massive thing?"
"You just can't show it because it's small."
Seoyeon's face looked happier than anyone else's.
But from my perspective, it was incredibly annoying.
When Seoyeon was happy, it was usually when she was teasing me, and I usually just put up with it-
unless it was something that hurt a man's pride.
"What'll you do if I show it?"
I drained my beer can in one go and put it down on the table.
When I spoke in a somewhat serious voice, Seoyeon looked a bit surprised.
She must have thought I'd back down.
"Uh…? If you show it…? Well…?"
Seoyeon gulped down her beer as if her throat was dry.
But to me, it felt like an opportunity.
A chance to tease her back after putting up with her teasing.
"What'll you do if I show it? Will you show yours too?"
"Sh-show? What are you talking about, you crazy idiot!"
"So it's okay for me but not for you?"
"Ugh…! You, seriously…"
That's it. I got her with that one.
At least I'd gotten revenge for my lost sleep.
Seoyeon, at a loss for words, kept chugging beer.
In no time, there were five empty cans, including mine.
"You know that's sexual harassment, right? I let it slide, so apologize."
"You should know you started it first. And add illegal trespassing, too."
"Ugh… and with a small dick…!"
"Ah! I said it's not small!"
Maybe it was the alcohol.
My voice came out louder than I realized.
But it seemed I wasn't the only one getting drunk.
"Fine. Then show me."
"What…?"
This time, I was the one caught off guard.
I never thought Seoyeon would confidently ask me to show her.
"What, are you scared?"
Didn't someone say alcohol is the root of all evil?
At her obvious provocation, I snapped without thinking.
"No, I'll show you. But what'll you do?"
"Uh…! I'll show you too!"
"And then you'll pretend not to remember later, right? I know everything. I know it all."
Actually, this was my plan to avoid the bet.
If I let it slide like this, I could dodge this weird situation.
But Seoyeon seemed far drunker than I'd expected.
"Fine. Then I'll show you right now…!"
Suddenly, Seoyeon jumped to her feet.
I couldn't even react to the sudden situation.
While I was staring at her blankly,
her pale hand grabbed my pants and pulled them down.
"Ah…"
The moment Seoyeon's hand went down, I realized I'd made a mistake.
She'd grabbed not just my pants,
but also my underwear, pulling them down all at once.
'Crazy woman…'
The inside of a woman's thigh was a secret place that drew my gaze.
Seoyeon's pubic hair was neatly trimmed, almost pretty.
And her pink pussy gave off a sensual atmosphere.
She was a childhood friend I'd known for ages, but at this sight I'd never seen before, my heart pounded uncontrollably.
Thump-thump- thump-thump-
'Making me conscious for no reason…'
To be honest, Seoyeon was a beauty.
I just ignored it because I thought it would be awkward if I became conscious of it.
Until now, I'd gotten used to it and it didn't bother me,
but the heated drunkenness and the unexpected sight shattered my sense of normalcy in an instant.
'Seriously…'
Cheeks flushed red with embarrassment.
A black ponytail exuding innocence.
A pretty face usually hidden behind playfulness.
In the silence, calmly observing Seoyeon, she looked beautiful.
Especially with her lower body exposed, she even looked sexy.
"I-is that enough…?!"
The pants and underwear that had gone down went back up.
For a moment, I felt regret, but I couldn't ask her to show me again.
"Hey! Now it's your turn to show."
"Huh…? Me…?"
I finally came to my senses and understood what she meant.
'What should I do…'
It was already too late to turn back.
If I was going to act, I had to do it before Seoyeon did something else.
"You said if I showed, you'd show!"
Seoyeon shouted as if trying to hide her embarrassment.
Watching her, only one thought came to mind.
'Seriously… crazy woman…'
The problem was that the crazy woman was just too pretty.
The more I became conscious of her, the stranger I felt.
Especially, the breasts I'd always thought just looked heavy now seemed so attractive I wanted to touch them.